Chapter 280 You are waiting for Lao Tzu
"Your car is too small, right?"
Chen Yuan curled up in the car in a frustration and couldn't help but complain.
"Hold on, I don't have any other cars."
Mu Qingxue smiled embarrassedly and started the car.
It takes more than four hours to drive back from Donghai.
Sitting in the car, Chen Yuan, who was bored, turned his eyes to Mu Qingxue again.
"Xiaoxue, the car is boring. How about I tell you a joke?"
"OK."
Mu Qingxue nodded with a smile.
After a long time no see, she had forgotten Chen Yuan's hidden attributes and naively thought that what the other party was talking about was just ordinary jokes.
"Once upon a time, a widow went to take pictures, and the photographer asked her, 'Beauty, are you going to take side light, backlight, or full light?'"
"What do you think the widow answered?"
"How to answer?" Mu Qingxue asked curiously.
"The widow smiled shyly and said, "Damn, my husband hasn't passed yet. Can you keep a pair of shorts?"
Chen Yuan learned from the widow's voice and said in a strange voice.
"Hate you!"
Mu Qingxue understood the meaning and suddenly blushed with a pretty face.
"Hehe, this is not satisfying, I'll tell you one more."
"Two dumplings got married, but the groom came back from the bathroom and found that his wife was missing, but there was only one meatball on the bed. What do you think?"
After Chen Yuan finished speaking, his eyes looked at Mu Qingxue again.
The latter's face turned red again and he answered stammeringly.
"Because, because the dumplings take off their clothes, they are meatballs!"
"Not bad! I didn't expect you to learn from others. It's my woman!"
Chen Yuan grinned.
Mu Qingxue pouted her red lips and ignored him.
The next trip was not boring because they were in abyss again.
I soon arrived at Mu Qingxue's hometown, Lingshui County.
When leaving the toll gate of the expressway, an Audi Q7 came over and scared Mu Qingxue directly.
"Is this person of quality?"
Mu Qingxue was very upset when she looked at the Audi Q7 who was in the lineup. After muttering a few words, she restarted the car and went to pay the fee.
However, when they entered the next section of the road, the Audi Q7 seemed to be on the verge of them, and kept walking and stopping in front, without giving anyone a chance to overtake.
This is a highway, and Mu Qingxue dared not do anything randomly, so she could only be forced to stop countless times.
Beep—
Finally, when he entered the next intersection, Mu Qingxue couldn't help but honk the horn a few times, and shouted at the car in front.
"Do you have the qualities? It's easy to get a car accident if you do this, do you know?"
Inside the Audi Q7, the two of them were having fun hearing this familiar voice and immediately stretched out their heads.
When both sides saw that they were still old acquaintances.
"I just said that in what era it is, there are still people driving this broken car. It turns out it was you!"
"Why, the man who bought you clothes last time didn't buy you a decent car?"
Zhang Tianmei stretched out her head and said disdainfully.
"Haha, Mu Qingxue, if you followed me, you might not have to be so bad!"
The man also sneered.
"I'm too lazy to tell you!"
Mu Qingxue rolled her eyes, retracted her head, and continued to open it.
But the Audi Q7 became more and more rampant, and she forced herself not to stop her several times.
"Die Cai Fei! Damn Zhang Tianmei, I met them both just after I came back this time, which is also unlucky!"
Mu Qingxue couldn't help but mutter and scold.
She was so angry, but she could do nothing.
"You park your car on the side of the road and I'll drive."
Chen Yuan's voice came from the side.
Mu Qingxue stopped in the emergency lane without hesitation.
After the two sides exchanged positions, the Wuling mini suddenly rushed up with lightning speed.
Zhang Tianmei and Cai Fei in the car were surprised when they saw this.
Why did Mu Qingxue suddenly become so brave?
However, after being surprised, they didn't care and continued to play.
On the road, the Audi Q7 got closer and closer. If you want to use the same trick again, don’t stop Mu Qingxue again.
However, this time, it did not do what they wanted.
Even though Cai Fei's car was less than five centimeters away from Wuling mini, the latter seemed to have not noticed it and still rushed forward with a throttle.
The front of the car was getting closer and closer, and Zhang Tianmei, the co-pilot, could even reach out to touch the car next to her.
Hesit—
The doors between the two cars rubbed, and a spark splashed.
"Baby, let's turn around soon, we're going to bump into each other."
Zhang Tianmei leaned against Cai Fei in a little fear.
"Not stop! I can't do it anymore, she really dares to bump into it!"
Cai Fei was dissatisfied and continued to turn the steering wheel hard, wanting to press them with the front of the car.
However, Wuling mini suddenly started to accelerate as if he knew his intention one step ahead of time.
The speed was moved to the extreme, and before Cai Fei could turn the steering wheel, their car had half passed.
Looking at the car that was about to hit each other, even if Cai Fei was unhappy, he had to return to his seat.
The Audi Q7 gradually drove away, and with a whirlpool, Wuling mini surpassed them.
"Damn it! This little girl dares to bid farewell to me!"
Cai Fei was unhappy, so he tightened the steering wheel and rushed up again with a kick.
Wuling mini's car window was lowered, Chen Yuan held a cigarette in his mouth, glanced at the car next to him, and his right hand quickly turned.
The Wuling mini car quickly leaned towards the Audi Q7.
Seeing that the person in the car was Shen Yuan again, Cai Fei became a little angry.
Two days ago, this guy made me blacklisted by Isara, and today I am going to ruin my good deeds again!
This time, Cai Fei didn't want to admit defeat, so he also rushed towards Chen Yuan.
Zhang Tianmei also recognized the person in the car, and her pretty face was suddenly filled with resentment.
"Boy, it's you again!"
Chen Yuan bounced the ash, but gave him a look of disdain and continued to exert force while stepping on the accelerator's feet.
The two cars moved closer again.
Cai Fei gritted his teeth, wanted to learn from Chen Yuan's appearance, and rushed over with his method.
But the other party was as if he was not afraid of a car accident at all, and continued to accelerate leisurely.
Seeing that the two cars were about to collide, Cai Fei could no longer help but turn the steering wheel hard, trying to avoid it.
But he didn't notice it at once, and the car suddenly hit the guardrail.
The guardrail was directly knocked out, and Cai Fei's car rolled and fell into the vegetable field beside him.
The two people in the car only felt a dizzy moment, their heads pressing against the ground.
After they were embarrassed to untie their seat belts and climb out of the car.
I saw Chen Yuan driving the Wuling mini, gestured at them with a middle finger, then kicked the accelerator and left.
This move made Cai Fei and Zhang Tianmei so angry.
"Boy! Wait for me!"
Cai Fei shouted at the back of the car with all his strength.
Chapter completed!