Shen Yuan huddled in the car angrily and couldn't help but complain.
"Just bear with it, I don't have any other car."
Mu Qingxue smiled sheepishly and started the car.
It takes more than four hours to drive back from Donghai.
Shen Yuan, who was bored in the car, turned his attention to Mu Qingxue again.
"Xiaoxue, I'm bored in the car, how about I tell you a joke?"
"OK."
Mu Qingxue smiled and nodded.
After not seeing each other for a long time, she had forgotten Shen Yuan's hidden attributes, and naively thought that what he told would only be ordinary jokes.
"Once upon a time, there was a widow who went to take pictures, and the photographer asked her, 'Beauty, do you want to take side light, backlight, or full light?'"
"How do you think the widow responded?"
"How to answer?" Mu Qingxue asked curiously.
"The widow smiled shyly and said, Damn it, my husband hasn't passed his first seven years yet, can you leave some pants on?"
Shen Yuan imitated the widow's voice and spoke in a weird voice.
"I hate you!"
Mu Qingxue understood the meaning and suddenly blushed with embarrassment.
"Hey, this is not enough, let me tell you another one."
"Two dumplings got married, but when the groom came back from going to the bathroom, he found that his wife was missing, but there was only a meatball lying on the bed. Do you think why?"
After Shen Yuan finished speaking, he looked at Mu Qingxue again.
The latter's face turned red again and he stammered in reply.
"Because, because the dumplings take off their clothes and become meatballs!"
"Not bad! I didn't expect you to be able to draw inferences from one instance to another. You are indeed my woman!"
Shen Yuan grinned.
Mu Qingxue pursed her red lips and ignored him.
The rest of the journey was not boring because of Shen Yuan again.
Soon we arrived at Mu Qingxue’s hometown, Lingshui County.
When exiting the expressway toll gate, an Audi q7 came over and scared Mu Qingxue to a halt.
"Does this person have any qualities?"
Mu Qingxue was very unhappy when she saw the Audi Q7 that had jumped in line. After muttering a few words, she restarted the car and went to pay the bill.
However, when they entered the next section of road, the Audi q7 seemed to be on a collision course with them, stopping and stopping in front of them without giving them a chance to overtake.
This was a highway, and Mu Qingxue didn't dare to act recklessly, so she was forced not to stop countless times.
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Finally, when entering the next intersection, Mu Qingxue couldn't help it anymore. She pressed the horn several times and shouted at the car in front of her.
"Are you qualified? Do you know that it is easy to cause a car accident if you do this?"
Inside the Audi Q7, the two people who were having fun heard this familiar voice and immediately stuck out their heads.
When both parties looked at each other, they were still old acquaintances.
"I was just wondering what age it is now and there are still people driving this crappy car. It turns out it's you!"
"Why, the man who bought you clothes last time didn't buy you a decent car?"
Zhang Tianmei stuck out her head and said disdainfully.
"Haha, Mu Qingxue, if you had followed me, maybe you wouldn't have been so bad!"
The man also sneered.
"I'm too lazy to tell you!"
Mu Qingxue rolled her eyes, retracted her head, and continued to drive.
But the Audi Q7 became more and more aggressive, forcing her to stop several times.
"Damn Cai Fei! Damn Zhang Tianmei. It was unlucky to meet the two of them just after I came back this time!"
Mu Qingxue couldn't help but muttered a few curse words.
She was angry, but there was nothing she could do.
"You park the car on the side of the road and I'll drive."
Shen Yuan's voice came from the side.
Mu Qingxue did not hesitate and immediately stopped in the emergency lane.
After the two parties exchanged positions, the Wuling Mini suddenly rushed forward with lightning speed.
Zhang Tianmei and Cai Fei in the car were surprised when they saw this.
Why is Mu Qingxue so bold all of a sudden?
However, after being surprised, they didn't care and continued playing.
On the road, the Audi Q7 was getting closer and closer. He wanted to repeat the same trick and stopped Mu Qingxue again.
However, this time, it didn't go as they wished.
Even though Cai Fei's car was less than five centimeters away from the Wuling mini, the latter seemed not to notice and still pushed the accelerator forward.
The front of the car was getting closer and closer, and the co-pilot Zhang Tianmei could even reach out and touch the car next to her.
呲呲—
The door between the two cars rubbed against each other, causing a trace of sparks to fly out.
"Baby, let's turn around quickly, we're going to hit each other."
Zhang Tianmei moved closer to Cai Fei with some fear.
"Keep it going! I can't do it anymore, she really dares to bump into me!"
Cai Fei was not convinced and continued to turn the steering wheel hard, trying to pin down them with the front of the car.
However, Wuling mini suddenly started to accelerate as if it knew his intention one step ahead.
The speed was adjusted to the extreme, and before Cai Fei turned the steering wheel, their car was halfway through.
Seeing the cars that were about to collide, Cai Fei had no choice but to return to his position no matter how unhappy he was.
The Audi Q7 gradually drove away, and in a swish, the Wuling Mini overtook them.
"Damn! This little bitch actually dares to leave me!"
Cai Fei was unhappy, tightened his grip on the steering wheel, stepped on the accelerator and rushed forward again.
The window of the Wuling Mini was lowered. Shen Yuan had a cigarette in his mouth, glanced at the car next to him, and turned his right hand quickly.
The Wuling mini car quickly moved towards the Audi Q7.
Seeing that the person in the car was Shen Yuan again, Cai Fei became a little angry.
Two days ago, this guy caused me to be blacklisted by Isla, and today he is ruining his good deeds again!
This time, Cai Fei didn't want to admit defeat, so he also ran towards Shen Yuan.
Zhang Tianmei also recognized the person in the car, and her pretty face was suddenly full of resentment.
"You brat, it's you again!"
Shen Yuan flicked the ashes from his cigarette, gave him a disdainful look, and continued to press on the accelerator.
The two cars approached again.
Cai Fei gritted his teeth and wanted to imitate Shen Yuan and use his method to rush over.
But the other party seemed not to be afraid of an accident at all and continued to accelerate leisurely.
Seeing that the two cars were about to collide, Cai Fei couldn't help it anymore and turned the steering wheel fiercely, trying to avoid it.
But he didn't pay attention, and the car suddenly hit the guardrail.
The guardrail was directly smashed, and Cai Fei's car rolled over and fell into the vegetable field nearby.
The two people in the car felt dizzy and their heads hit the ground.
After they unbuckled their seat belts in embarrassment and climbed out of the car.
They saw Shen Yuan driving a Wuling Mini, giving them a middle finger, then stepped on the accelerator and drove away.
This move made Cai Fei and Zhang Tianmei very angry.
"You brat! Just wait for me!"
Cai Fei shouted at the back of the car with all his strength.