Chapter 241 The reason doesn't make sense, so I have to tell jokes
Why are you shocked?
Because although his wave-repelling palm is violent, he has a feminine nature and is best at opening cans. He can ignore the armor and blast the internal force in, even if the armor is so strong that it is invulnerable!
Ye Han happens to be his cup of tea.
But the target that has firmly withstood the force of the palm should remain still, so that the destructive power can be fully exerted. Moreover, the special effect of the Pai Lang Palm is to freeze the person in place, making it impossible to move even if he wants to.
Ye Han flew out backwards? And he flew so fast?
Wouldn’t that destructive power be weakened?
[You can refer to the scene in "Kung Fu" where the Fire Cloud Evil God beats up the charterer, and the charterer uses Tai Chi to spin and work together to catch her.]
Although there is no conservation of momentum and energy in this world, intuition alone is enough to detect some subtleties.
The purple-shirted scholar turned sideways and flashed a mouthful of blood sprayed by Ye Han, huh? It wasn't blood, it was just a mouthful of saliva... (*￣︿￣) He saw Ye Han sliding away, three meters, five meters, seven meters...
In a blink of an eye, he floated ten meters away, then he stepped up to support himself and stopped his castration.
Sure enough, he's not dead!
Not even seriously injured?
This kid actually possesses internal strength. Isn't it because of his brute strength? Did he miss it?
But his movements and attacks are all based on reaction, there is no routine at all?
The purple-robed scholar could not conceal his surprise.
I can't help it, Teacher Ye has always been so weird, whoever falls in love will be embarrassed.
But just like other villains, the secretly displeased Confucian Yew did not believe in that evil at all. He activated his Qing Gong and triple-jumped to Teacher Ye again in the blink of an eye: "You little thief, you are quite durable! Eat me again!"
Palm!"
This guy is so powerful! It was so powerful on TV... He backhand cut the knight who attacked him from behind into plural forms. Ye Han thought in his heart and decided to turn on the loudspeaker: "Let me tell you a joke..."
Too late!
The purple-robed Confucian scholar's sudden advance hit him in the face, interrupting Ye Han's words and knocking him back.
Ye Han didn't care to speak, and tried his best to avoid it. Then his left shoulder was hit with a palm, and his right shoulder was also hit immediately.
Fu Bo! Terror Wave!
It turns out that the slap in the face is still a feint, and the two blows on the left and right shoulders are real. It is still the Pailing Palm, but it is a relatively high-end move.
Waves and waves rise and fall together. Because there is a time difference, the peaks of the waves can overlap and exert at least twice the destructive power! Not to mention the co-oscillation of the two, there are other mysteries.
The purple-robed Confucian scholar also had no choice.
Even though Mr. Ye doesn't know how to move, his attributes are there after all. He can catch arrows with his bare hands, and his reflexes and body dodges are obviously better than those of ordinary people, including many of the cavalry under Zishan's command.
And the purple shirt does not have the absolute speed of Mbappe, so he can only rely on fake moves.
So Ye Han paused for a moment, then squirted out a mouthful of old water, and the world was spinning, like a top spinning wildly and uncontrollably!
Zi Shi couldn't avoid it this time. The range of the saliva was too wide and the speed was too fast...
Also unable to avoid were the cavalrymen in the direction of Ye Han's rotation...
Ye Han was holding two knives in his hands! They were both extremely sharp! Under the action of centrifugal force, he raised his arms flat and turned like crazy to cut the grass.
The crowd cleared a road three to four meters wide, and there was a mosaic all the way!
More than all the previous cuts combined!
The cavalryman who was lucky enough not to be affected, or who was lucky enough to have his arms and legs cut off, was horrified for a moment.
Σ(?д?|||)??
They all reined up their horses and spread out in all directions, staying as far away as possible!
The purple-robed scholar's face quickly turned purple.
(〝▼plate▼)
It was both because of being sprayed and because of being embarrassed. Although it was Ye Han who killed the person, the essence of the attack was... he was the one who should have kept the person alive!
"Yeah, yeah!" Zishan was so angry that he neither bothered to express his aloofness nor maintained his manners to pay the bill. He jumped over like a mad tiger, avoiding the two kitchen knives that were spinning and cutting wildly, and started from the top.
Then the next one grabbed Ye Han's hands and said, "Let go!"
The culprit is these two knives!
Without them, Ye Han would not be like this no matter what posture he flew out!
I should have grabbed the knife first and then beat the person!
Or you can seize the sword and use it to break his armor, and use his spear to attack his shield!
It's a good idea, just...
Didn't move.
It definitely can't be taken away.
There is also a carbon bracelet attached to the back of the carbon long knife. It is not as sharp as the long knife, but the strength is the same.
And only when the hand is bent at a special angle can it be freely entered and exited - after all, it is the crystallization of the wisdom of the earth - unless Ye Han's hand is chopped off or beaten into pulp.
Can you chop it off? How is it possible with the bracelet blocking it!
Can it be beaten into paste? Obviously it can’t!
Although Ye Han didn't learn any moves, he had practiced Iron Sand Palm! Just now! At least Zishan couldn't manipulate it at will.
So he was embarrassed!
His hand was not snatched away, but was instead pulled. He followed Ye Han, spinning left and right, flying up and down...
After all, the structure has been greatly changed, and the overall center of gravity and wind resistance are all different. Naturally, it cannot turn as neatly and artistically as before.
It's like... the invincible Hot Wheels that didn't move well, all kinds of mess, three-dimensional flipping, tearing and rolling, and a disgraced face!
During the rotation, Zi Shi was cut three times and inserted into six holes. He was bleeding profusely and screamed in pain...
As for Ye Han, of course it's nothing big.
The strongest spear in the world meets the strongest shield in the world. Is the spear stronger or the shield stronger?
In fact, it mainly depends on the speed!
If the spear speed is fast enough and the parts with the same structure and the same hardness cancel out and disintegrate, then the spear with the length advantage will most likely win.
The spear has no speed and is just a symbolic poke. It is like a kitchen knife cutting on a cutting board, meaningless cutting on the surface and causing no harm at all.
Is there speed here?
Obviously not.
Therefore, the Invincible Hot Wheels, which did not move well, was still the Invincible Hot Wheels after all. Before it could settle down, it had already unilaterally cut the purple shirt into a bloody mess...
"Ahhhhh..." Zi Shi screamed in pain as he was cut, and his nose and tears surged together. The pain and the embarrassment of another miscalculation made him furious! He grabbed Ye Han's hand, locked it with Sanyang, and locked it.
Stop the three yin, breathe in and out, and be brave!
There are no moves this time, it’s just the most dangerous internal strength competition!
Small print! Either you die or I die! Zishan gritted his teeth.
However……
It is indeed dangerous to use internal strength, but your mouth will be free, and you don't have to worry about being hit on the head.
Ye Han, who was also spinning, reacted not much slower than Zishan. He seized the opportunity and decisively turned up the volume again: "Let me tell you a joke."
After being interrupted last time, this time he used a batch of the shortest jokes collected by Gao Yiben: "Every bird is hidden in the palace!"