The millionaire anchor in the game shows off his consciousness, marksmanship, and desperate counter-attacks. However, in reality...he can't even jump with an umbrella.
In a panic, I pulled on the parachute rope desperately, trying to avoid the front where the zombies gathered, and float away diagonally. However, the operation was as fierce as a tiger, and I looked at the place where I was standing.
The parachute was like a kite with its string broken, and it hit a tree outside.
Floor-to-ceiling box!
Oh, it’s not in a box yet, it’s stuck hanging there, and it’s awkward to land, and who knows who jumps.
Fortunately, unlike in the game, the umbrella will automatically disappear, and the button to open the parachute will automatically change to release the parachute rope.
Of course, Gao Yiben didn't dare to explain, so he just hung up: "Help! Help!"
Ghosts cry and wolves howl.
Some zombies that had not heard him at first were also greeted by him.
Fortunately, the zombies here are not like those in World War Z. They can run, jump, and even ride on ladders. They can even drag down airplanes, but they are just piled up under the trees in a dark pile...
This is also good. He attracts all the zombies, and others can land safely...
He landed on the ground without being disturbed. Seeing this situation where one of the three was missing, the friends from the first grade of higher education showed no change in their expressions.
Su Xingmou's face is very white, but she is already so white, and her skin is as transparent as if it were blown away. No matter how white it is, it will only be like that.
Zhuang Wei's face was so dark that even if he was pale, it would be completely invisible.
Ye Han, only Ye Han, had a changing expression. But it wasn't fear, but excitement. His glasses were shining, and his body was trembling.
"Zombies, real zombies! Where did it come from? A rabies-like virus? Or an infectious protein prion? Or, a fungal infection of the genus Cordyceps? Bacteria? Parasites?..."
I'm gearing up and want to knock down a few of them right away, slice, sample and grind them, freeze and thaw them, centrifuge them, do the electron microscopy, the electrophoresis, the PCR.
Su Xingmou: (°°〃)……
Zhuang Wei:(；′⌒`)……
One level higher...
Oh, he didn’t have time to make emoticons, but he was confused and confused, with tears streaming down his face: “Who are you? Who is this guy? Is your brain out of shape?”
"Wanted brain? Oh, are you asking me if I'm crazy?"
Ye Han answered with certainty: "No, I have done the Davos Cognitive Bias Rating Scale, and a difference of 0.05 is considered mental illness. The Peter version of the Delusion Questionnaire and the Hoddock version of the Psychiatric Symptom Rating Scale are both just within the standard value.
Within the range.”
Su Xingmou: (°°〃)……
Zhuang Wei:(；′⌒`)……
Gao Yiben: "..."
While talking, "Hey, this way! This way! Look here!" Ye Han suddenly jumped and screamed, shook his head and tail, and even threw stones to greet the zombies.
When the zombies heard the sound, some persisted in reaching for their claws, but more were attracted by Ye Han, turned their heads, stretched out their arms and staggered, and suddenly came out crookedly and lamely.
"Lie down! What are you doing?" Su Xingmu almost fainted.
If necessary, she really didn't want to get together with a psycho like Ye Han. But she had no choice but to let the umbrellas float together...
Although she is used to using wires and is not nervous, her umbrella control skills are similar to others, about 0.
"Let's go, get in the car." Ye Han took a few steps back calmly.
There was a pickup truck lying in the grass behind.
So that’s it! Su Xingmou was overjoyed and rushed to the passenger seat in three steps at a time.
Ye Han also got into the car, fastened his seat belt, released the handbrake, stepped on the clutch and started the engine.
After hitting it, there were a few clicks but nothing.
I hit it again, but there were still a few clicks and no hits.
There is some oil, although not much; and from the sound of the sound, there is nothing wrong with the engine...it is most likely that the battery is out of power.
"You, go down and push." He turned to look at Su Xingmou.
"Ah?" The female star's face vividly explained what it means to be stunned.
She deserves to be the youngest actress.
After she was done, she looked back blankly.
Behind, the zombie squad has entered 30 meters.
"You want me to push it?" She pointed at her straight nose and asked in disbelief. Do you want me, a big star and a beautiful woman, to push a car in front of such a bunch of crazy zombies?
"If you can drive, I can do it." Ye Han was not rigid.
"I..." Su Xingmou really wanted to say that I can, but she really can't.
If she doesn't have time, it's usually not her turn to drive. There are also drivers, assistants, and agents.
How can she be allowed to push a cart as a weak woman who cannot lift with her shoulders or lift with her hands?
Just as they were looking at each other with silent tears, the car suddenly shook and almost jumped forward.
The location of this pickup truck is actually very good. It is on a gentle slope. It only needs a slight push of two or three meters to slide down.
In less than a second, the car rushed down the gentle slope and began to slide. Zhuang Wei jumped onto the side of the car and said simply and concisely: "Start the fire!"
Just as Su Xing's eyes were squinting, he had already rushed from dozens of meters away, pushed the car into the car, and finished it in one go.
Needless to say, Ye Han started the engine smoothly, the engine output stably, and the car slowly slid down.
"Quick, step on the accelerator and speed up!" Although Su Xingmou didn't know how to drive, she still knew how to step on the accelerator and speed up.
At this time, the zombies behind were less than 10 meters away.
"Don't worry, these zombies are not very fast. Visually, they are only three or four meters per second. First gear is enough."
Su Xingmou didn't know how fast three or four meters per second was, but she knew how to look at the speedometer and was more familiar with the treadmill.
The speedometer shows 14km/h.
On a treadmill, there are a few people who can run at gear 14 all the time.
Moreover, the distance between the zombies is still getting closer, and the speed is obviously exceeding 14 speeds.
"Don't be in a hurry!" Staring at the rearview mirror, Ye Han did not step on the accelerator, but switched to second gear and accelerated at a low speed.
Although this is easy to deposit carbon, increase the pressure on the gearbox, and wear out the engine and clutch, but... can you expect to drive the car in the game for 10 or 8 years?
The key is, it saves fuel.
The fuel gauge pointer has been spinning crazily near the red warning line. Of course, it can be saved as much as possible.
The zombies began to go downhill, and their speed suddenly accelerated.
However, just when the first few were about to reach the truck bed, the steadily accelerating pickup truck finally overtook them and gradually opened up the distance again.
Su Xingmou felt like she had been on a roller coaster, falling uncontrollably from a high place. Her heart stopped beating, her throat lost her voice, and her sphincter muscles tightened. Finally, she reached a level road, and her heart returned to its original position in her throat.
"You, you, who are you?" She turned to look at Ye Han, who had a calm expression behind his glasses. She felt exhausted both physically and mentally, and was about to collapse.
Zhuang Wei in the carriage was also concerned.
According to his more than ten years of criminal investigation experience, perverted murderers often look like this.
What's more, if this guy's cognitive bias scale differs by 0.05, he is insane, but he still has the nerve to say so sure...
"Oh, my name is Ye Han. I graduated not long ago. This time I am going back to China for an interview..." I have been asked this question several times. It would be rude not to answer. As a result, the second half of the sentence was drowned in Su Xingmou's hysterical screams.
In the cry.
"Ahhhh...what are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? Why did you drive back?"
That's right, Ye Han drove his pickup truck downhill and uphill, made a big circle, and then rushed back to the pile of zombies.
Su Xingmou felt as if she was being pushed by a roller coaster. Slowly and forcefully, she was pushed all the way back to the highest point, and once again she was about to soar through the clouds and spin in the fog.
"How can we save people if we don't come back? Prepare to parachute!" Ye Han said the last sentence to Gao Yiben.
In the blink of an eye, the car turned into a group of corpses.
Since a group of them were led away, the group of corpses was obviously sparse.
"Boom! Boom! Boom!" After several collisions, some zombies flew directly, and some rolled up the front window and then rolled down. The tempered glass of the front window was blurred with blood and cracked like a spider web. Almost all vision was lost.
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Ye Han's face does not change color, and his high myopia does not require much vision.
Based on the hazy vision and estimation, he successfully broke through the obstacle and arrived at the high school freshman's desk roughly accurately: "Now, jump!"