Chapter 230: I went bald after just one sneeze (please subscribe)
Li Dan felt bursts of cramping pain in his chest. The discomfort was indescribable.
Could he be dead?
Then I felt like I was being dragged away like a cold corpse.
I kept encountering big pits, falling down, dragging myself up, and falling again, like a roller coaster.
At some point, a cold feeling started to enter his mouth, which greatly relieved the pain. A wave of tiredness came to his head again, making him feel dizzy.
In a daze, I seemed to vaguely hear some exclamations...
When Li Dan slowly opened his eyes, he saw a large ceiling covered with vines and some small flowers.
It feels a bit like a tree house, accompanied by a scent of vegetation.
His eyes swept over his body and found that his whole body was covered with bandages. As expected, he was lying on a bed that looked like a wooden pillar. Then, there were murmurs of quarreling next to him.
The quarrel was incomprehensible at first, until it became clearer and clearer.
"Is this a human storage bag?"
"No, I heard that it's a high-end place. There's space inside, and they've put all the good stuff inside."
"But, there's obviously only a red rope tied to it, so why can't I pull it off even though I exert so much force?"
"Haha, this touches my knowledge blind spot, but I heard Grandpa Shu say that it seems to have the spiritual power of the master. It will only open naturally unless the master dies. I don't know the details."
"This storage bag for storing things is just a low-level one. Shenfu Realm builds a Shenfu room in its body, and all the good things are stored there. If you two don't study hard, you don't even know about it."
"Hey, you are smart. Then tell me, what happened to this human being before he was brought back by Sister Xiaohuan?"
"Haha, you've asked the right person. According to my inference, he probably fought his way in from the encirclement outside to help us. Otherwise, how could he appear behind us? There are not many humans now.
Will you help us?"
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Li Dan reluctantly moved his head, wanting to shout: Don't touch my storage bag.
Inside are all my belongings, including a three-thousand-year-old elixir, several seven- or eight-year-old elixirs stolen from Tianyin Sect Luo Yong and Guo Yi, and more importantly, there are still 20 million spiritual crystals left.
Woolen cloth.
Wow, think about how rich I am.
Thank you for not dying, otherwise these things would be cheaper for you bastard, and I would have to keep them for myself.
Can't bear to die.
Damn old lunatic, you almost killed me. It’s a big mistake that I didn’t die in the space storm. It seemed that I was saved by someone named Xiaohuan.
Thank God, I know good things come to good people.
But where am I now? Why can't I move except my head? Is it paralysis?
Li Dan was frightened for a while. Hearing the sounds of three breasts next to him, he reluctantly turned his head. His eyes gradually became clearer and he was suddenly stunned.
On the wooden table not far from him were his broken bloody clothes and storage bag.
However, those studying around the storage bag were three inhuman beings less than one meter tall.
One of them is a mushroom man with a red mushroom head and mottled white spots on it.
One is a flower elf with a yellow calyx.
As for the other one, he is a dandelion man with a head full of dandelions and a very slim figure.
Wait, what's going on?
Did I fall into the world of children's paintings or into a fantasy novel?
Have I been reborn and traveled through time again? Look at me like this, this time I am a mummy?
Li Dan was immediately frightened to the point where his heart beat loudly, causing the blood flow throughout his body to accelerate. The exhausted spiritual energy in his meridians finally appeared in small traces, and then like dewdrops, slowly gathered together until they began to circulate.
Sensing the dull beating of the heart, on the table, there were two lolita with an average height of only 70 centimeters. A mushroom lady quickly ran over, and one of them with big eyes and cute faces was lying on the edge of the bed.
"Wow, you're awake."
"Human, who are you? What is your name?"
"What are you here for? Are you here to help us?"
"How old are you? Are you a boy or a girl?"
"The tattoo between your eyebrows is so beautiful, and it's blue. If you love beauty so much, you must be a woman."
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For a moment, the three chattered at you and me, making Li Dan dizzy. Especially the strong smell of vegetation from the three elves made Li Dan's nose itchy.
The next moment, I couldn't help it, and a loud sneeze came out.
"Ah sneeze——"
After sneezing, Li Dan felt very comfortable, but what greeted him was the scream of a little loli.
"Ah, my hair, please help me, you two idiots."
Li Dan looked around and realized that there were white dandelions floating everywhere in the wooden house.
The slender little dandelion loli, with a bald head at the moment, was jumping anxiously, grabbing her hair and inserting it into her head.
Mushroom Shota and Calyx Little Loli, after being stunned for a short time, they all laughed at each other, but they still laughed while collecting "hair".
Li Dan was stunned, a sneeze actually caused someone to become bald, which was really embarrassing.
After a while, the three elves came back to Li Dan. The dandelion elf puffed out his cheeks, with unhappiness written all over his face.
It was simply a sneak attack.
"Where is this?" After a short period of spiritual energy wandering around for a long time, Li Dan was finally able to speak a word, but he was still a little hoarse, and there was a dry and cracked sound in his throat, which made him swallow a mouthful of saliva subconsciously.
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The honest young lady with baby fat on her face and a mushroom head said quickly: "This is Xiaoxuanzhou, the place where the wood elves live in Xiaoxuanzhou in the southern continent. Have you lost your memory? Why are you so seriously injured?
?Is someone targeting you?"
Li Dan was stunned again: "Southern Continent?"
Let me tell you, even if Li Dan doesn't know much about it, he still knows that there are only four continents in this continent, divided into east, west, north and south.
Each one is extremely far away, and the one they are in is the Eastern Continent.
How did the old madman bring himself here?
This is too nonsense.
By the way, the southern continent is divided into two parts: north and south. The main human race and other races are in the north, and the elven race is in the south.
There are many types of elves, the main ones are the five pure elves of metal, wood, water, fire and earth, and there are other rare elves, such as thunder elves, blood elves, sea elves, void elves, nightfall elves, etc.
Like humans, they are a whole, divided into many small parts. Like a city, they have their own areas, even if they are of the same pure type.
And their ruler is the great Elf King.
As an autistic man, Li Dan's favorite thing to do before was to read books in the library. He learned more about this and was quite interested in it.
But I never thought that one day I would leave the Eastern Continent and come to the Southern Continent.
An Eastern Continent, including tens of thousands of dynasties, countless sects, countless mountains, rivers and seas, etc., he estimated that it would take decades or even hundreds of years to complete it. This span is too big.
Wait, elves have Elvish language, but I haven’t learned it yet. How can I understand and communicate with it?
Is this my innate supernatural power or have they opened a human language tutoring class?