"Ahhh! Bastard, let me go." Chen Xinyue screamed in anger.
Bang bang bang!
Su Haoran is really straight sometimes. He doesn't show any pity or pity for her. With three more slaps, Chen Xinyue, who was already in great shape, was beaten to look like a toned girl.
"Say it again, do you agree?"
"Not convinced!"
Bang bang bang!
"Do you accept it?"
When Su Haoran asked this question again, Chen Xinyue pursed her lips and remained silent.
then!
Bang bang bang!
Chen Xinyue was ashamed and angry, and screamed loudly: "Ah! Stop fighting, you bastard, I'm done!"
"You still dare to scold me, are you deliberately asking for a beating?"
Bang bang bang!
"You...I'm convinced!"
Bang bang bang!
"Boss, I'm convinced!"
"good!"
Su Haoran finally let go of Chen Xinyue with satisfaction, stood up and took two steps back.
Chen Xinyue jumped up and stared at Su Haoran with a pair of big, tearful eyes.
There is no doubt that this fierce girl still wants to take action, and her anger is almost burning out of her body.
But her reason told her not to fight anymore.
Su Haoran knew that she was still dissatisfied, so he said with emotion and reason: "Actually, you don't have to fight with me at all. If you really start fighting, you will see the result. But if you don't fight with me,
You have already won with your innate advantages."
Um?
Chen Xinyue's anger weakened a bit and she asked in a low voice: "What do you mean?"
Su Haoran said: "Let me tell you a story. There was a group of experts who rated faces and butts. In the end, the butts won. Do you know why?"
"Why?" Chen Xinyue gradually fell into Su Haoran's rhythm, and her interest was aroused by Su Haoran's strange question.
Su Haoran said seriously: "The reason given by experts is that the butt has too many advantages. It is clean and delicate without maintenance, smooth and does not have wrinkles; it is not prone to spots, and its shape is simple and fashionable; it is sincere and does not cause skin problems.
Smiling but not smiling, not being duplicitous; low-key, always hiding something from behind, and vividly conveying feelings, and with a little twist, he becomes charming..."
Chen Xinyue's pretty face turned red immediately after hearing this, and her snow-white teeth squeaked three times.
All the big guys in the office on the top floor couldn't help laughing when they heard this. What kind of bullshit comparison is this?
Su Haoran continued: "The most important thing is harmony. It can be divided into two, or it can be combined into one, tightly surrounding a core; stability, so that even big things happen, you can sit still; the key is to still have responsibility.
, just like just now, your butt was spanked for your face, others couldn’t see that you were hurt, right?”
"This..." Chen Xinyue's thinking was completely led astray, and she actually felt that it made some sense.
Su Haoran praised Chen Xinyue again at the right time and said: "Actually, I can see that you are a sincere person. You don't laugh at all, you have a straightforward personality, and you don't know how to use 23,000 dollars. You are obviously very beautiful, and you can be charming.
Kind of, but dressing yourself up in a simple yet fashionable way shows that you are not a person with a flamboyant personality."
"These advantages are indeed in line with me." Chen Xinyue feels more and more reasonable the more she tastes them.
Su Haoran raised his hand and patted her shoulder and said: "Be good, from now on we are comrades in arms, we must be harmonious and united. Go ahead and apologize to Liang Hui. We must have no grudges in our hearts. In the future, on the battlefield, in the rain of bullets,
Only then can we trust each other and give our backs to each other."
"Okay, I listen to you."
Chen Xinyue was completely convinced by Su Haoran's fallacies, and then she did not forget to ask: "After I apologize, are you really willing to teach me the complete knife skills of the Kunyue Six-ring Sword?"
"As your boss, do you think I will lie to you?" Su Haoran achieved his goal. After putting down this rhetorical question, he turned around and walked towards the elevator gracefully.
Chen Xinyue hurriedly followed, but as soon as she took a step, her butt
The pain hit her heart instantly, causing her to frown and slow down her steps. She could only watch the elevator door close and watch Su Haoran leave first.
"Huh?"
Immediately, Chen Xinyue seemed to have figured out something and screamed loudly: "Damn it, Boss Su, you are a gangster. You are comparing yourself to your face and me to your butt. You are so bad!"
Although Chen Xinyue said that Su Haoran was too bad, she still called him Boss Su, obviously recognizing Su Haoran's identity in her heart.
Ding!
The elevator door opened and Su Haoran returned to the surface. But when he stepped out of the elevator, he happened to see a group of big guys waiting for him.
These people were not only a group of old officers from the Central Military Region, but also a group of people he didn't know at all.
No, it’s not that he doesn’t know them all, at least he knows the God of War Ling Feng.
Li Xiran introduced Su Haoran one by one and met the three great princes at once, which surprised Su Haoran.
"Su Haoran, we meet again."
After Su Haoran greeted the three bosses, Ling Feng walked out from the side of North Sea King Hu Xiao and said with fighting spirit: "Now you are also the God of War. I will fight you three times. This time I must beat you."
you."
Su Haoran smiled and said, "Is your injury healed?"
When Ling Feng thought about what happened last time, his facial features instantly distorted, he pointed at Su Haoran and scolded: "Don't mention my injury."
"Brother, did you defeat Ling Feng last time?"
Immediately, Shi Shi, with a face filled with gossip, turned around from behind Wu Zuozun.
Before Su Haoran could say anything, Ling Feng went berserk in an instant, pointed at Fourteen and shouted loudly: "I have never been defeated by him. Last time I was injured in a sneak attack."
Fourteen asked even more gossiping: "Then where are you injured?"
"Go away, you don't have to worry about it."
Ling Feng pushed Shi Shi aside, turned around and pointed at Su Haoran, "Let's go, let's fight outside."
"Ling Feng, it's not your turn to show off today."
Baihou Xia Hongwei took a step forward and said with a superior attitude: "I am in a hurry, let me fight first, I will try to end the battle with thirty moves."
"Only you?"
Ling Feng had a very angry temper. He didn't care whether the other party was from the royal family or not. He waved his hand and said, "You know you will lose in thirty moves, so why go up and embarrass yourself?"
"Ling Feng, say it again!"
"It will be the same if I say it a hundred times!"
The two were tit for tat and refused to give in to each other.
Fourteen took the opportunity to walk up to Su Haoran, raised his thumb behind him, and said, "Let them fight, how about you fight with me first?"
"No, I'll come first."
"If anyone robs me, don't blame me for falling out."
Seeing that Shi Shi was about to take the lead, Ling Feng and Xia Hongwei rushed over at the same time.
Seeing this, Su Haoran smiled slightly and said, "I'm in a hurry too, why don't you guys come together?"
mad!
No matter how arrogant you three are, no matter how high your status is, if Su Haoran becomes arrogant, he will be stronger than all of you.
The three of them were so angry that their faces darkened at the same time, but they were speechless for a moment.
Several other princes also remained silent. They would not interfere in the contest between young people.
Su Haoran saw that the three of them were silent, so he smiled and said: "Since you don't want to do it together, then let me, the one who is challenged, decide the order."
While talking, Su Haoran's eyes swept over the three people's faces one by one.
In the end, Su Haoran chose Xia Hongwei first and asked in a contemptuous tone: "You just said that the battle would end with thirty moves, right?"
"Of course, one more move will make me lose." Xia Hongwei said these harsh words, turned around and walked away.
Su Haoran walked side by side with him and said as he walked: "Do you dare to win some prizes?"
"Why don't you dare? What do you want to bet on?"
"Bet two
A piece of spiritual jade, can you afford it?"
"Of course I can afford the bet, but if you place such a big bet, I can't promise you thirty moves. I won't let you take advantage of any loopholes."
"Am I taking advantage of you? You're overthinking it! Three moves. If I can't beat you with three moves, I lose."
mad!
Su Haoran's words were extremely arrogant. The other party told him thirty moves to win, but he actually paid back ten times the price.
If Xia Hongwei just looked down on Su Haoran, then Su Haoran was clearly humiliating him.
"I will kill you, don't think I dare not." Xia Hongwei's eyes really flashed with murderous intent.
Su Haoran said: "To say harsh words will only show that you have no structure and no measure, and I will only use practical actions to slap you in the face."
While talking, the two walked outside to the Tiger God training ground and stood five meters apart from each other.
The rivalry between the two juniors was so strong that the big bosses watching the battle also became competitive.
King Xia Zhongtian of Kino looked at Li Xiran and said with a smile: "I bet on Hongwei to win. Old Li, do you want to bet with me too?"
"What do you want to bet on?" Li Xiran asked.
"The juniors bet two pieces of spiritual jade. Let's bet bigger. How about five pieces of spiritual jade?"
"Okay, I'll make a bet with you."
When he made this bet, Li Xiran looked calm on the surface, but in fact his heart was pounding.
Although the Central Military Region is rich in resources and can allocate a few pieces of spiritual jade every year, it cannot compare with the resources of the royal family. However, as a prince and the commander-in-chief of the army, he must not give up.
"Su Haoran, watch your move!"
When Li Xiran was in a nervous mood, Xia Hongwei shouted loudly, suddenly used seven skillful steps, and punched Su Haoran in front of him.
There was a golden light in Su Haoran's eyes, and before his opponent made a move, he made a move to the left.
"I knew you didn't dare to show off, yet you still dared to say you could defeat me in three moves, what a joke!"
Xia Hongwei suddenly withdrew his fist, turned around and kicked Su Haoran's right knee with his whip.
But his second move missed again. To be precise, Su Haoran moved one step, just in time to predict the space to avoid his two moves.
"Sure enough, you don't need three moves!"
Wu Zuozun, who was watching the battle, had such a keen eye that when Su Haoran made a step forward, he said such a sentence for no reason.
Before he could finish his words, Su Haoran's fist hit Xia Chongwei's weak spot firmly at a tricky angle.
With a muffled sound, Xia Hongwei arched his body, lifted his feet off the ground, and flew more than three meters away.
"How is this possible? You defeated Hongwei with just two moves?" Xia Zhongtian's face turned pale. He was extremely confident in Xia Hongwei's strength, but he didn't expect that he would be so vulnerable in front of Su Haoran.
Li Xiran's anxious mood disappeared instantly, and he laughed ecstatically: "Old Xia, you are wrong. Su Haoran defeated Xia Hongwei with one move."
Hu Xiao followed up and said, "Yes, it was Xia Hongwei who made two moves, while Su Haoran only made one move. The two of them together only made three moves."
Xia Zhongtian smiled bitterly and said: "Your Central Military Region has found a treasure. This guy is really not simple. I'm convinced."
"No, I don't accept it!"
Xia Hongwei, who fell to the ground, turned over and stood up, shouting loudly: "I was careless just now, I want to hit him again."
The smile that had been on Su Haoran's face disappeared in an instant, and he said with a cold face: "Just now I just thought that you have no structure and no measure. Now I see that you have neither the ability nor the responsibility. If I beat you ten more times, you will
You can't beat me, so why be embarrassed?"
"I……"
"Get back!"
Xia Zhongtian shouted, calling Xia Hongwei back to his side, then looked at Su Haoran and asked with a serious face: "Haoran, tell me honestly, how many human body secrets have you opened?"
PS: Thanks to moral student 609 and book friend 58920099 for the reward!