When Li Song said these three words, he felt like he was not a human being.
"Husband, do you know how sad I have been for more than a month? Do you know how sad I am? Wuwuwu..."
After venting her anger, Jiang Xue hugged Li Song, buried her little face in his chest, and cried like a little girl who had been bullied.
From this point of view, Jiang Xue's method is indeed too clever. She is soft first and then hard, and then uses a woman's most powerful weapon, tears, to regain the lost ground.
In order to comfort his wife, Li Song slapped himself hard and solemnly promised: "Wife, I promise you that you will control your third leg in the future and never miss the wild flowers outside."
"Husband, can I still believe you when you say these things?" Jiang Xue raised her face and asked, crying.
Li Song raised four fingers and said: "I, Li Song, swear to God that if I keep a mistress again, I will be...three inches shorter."
"That won't work."
Jiang Xue quickly covered Li Song's mouth and said shyly: "You only have three inches, what's the use of me if you lose it?"
"Halo, you can't insult your husband, he is obviously five inches tall."
"Stop bragging. Don't I know how tall you are?"
"That's more than four inches."
"Okay, okay, you have the final say on your things."
Ahem!
Just as the two were talking, Su Haoran came back.
Listening to the two of them talking about such a private topic, Su Haoran reminded him with a dry cough.
Li Song and Jiang Xue blushed at the same time, but Su Haoran didn't take it seriously. He sat back on the sofa, picked up a big winter date, put it to his mouth, and took a bite of the pulp.
"You two brothers, let's chat. I'm going to cook. I'll let Haoran accompany you for a few drinks later." Jiang Xue quickly lowered her head and ran towards the kitchen.
Su Haoran deliberately teased: "Sister-in-law, these winter jujubes are quite delicious. You can wash them again..."
"I'm warning you, don't bring up the matter of jujube washing again."
Li Song interrupted Su Haoran and pushed him back to sit on the sofa.
Half an hour later, a table of sumptuous and exquisite dishes was placed on the table.
In order to express her gratitude to Su Haoran for helping her save her marriage, Jiang Xue opened a bottle of Moutai that had been stored for 30 years in Li Song's collection.
After drinking a few glasses of wine, Su Haoran said with the strength of the wine: "Brother Song, for a rich and handsome man like you, sometimes even if you have no interest in other women, there are still many young and beautiful girls who want to pounce on you.
, I’m really worried that your cheating this time won’t be the last.”
Jiang Xue's little ears perked up when she heard this, and she looked at Li Song with a scrutinizing gaze.
"Brother, who do you belong to?" Li Song seemed to be frightened, fearing that Su Haoran would mention the word "rail" again.
Su Haoran said seriously: "I'm doing it for your own good, Brother Song. You founded Qingsong Fitness Club. Almost every city in the north has your property, and you have a professional management team to take care of it for you. You are usually too
When you are free, it is easy for others to take advantage of you."
Uh-huh-huh!
Jiang Xue nodded repeatedly as she listened.
Li Song laughed bitterly when he heard this, and said helplessly: "Then what do you think I should do?"
"Enrich yourself."
Su Haoran finally got to the point: "Your grandfather hopes that you will join the army. With your strength, it will definitely not be a problem to make a career in the army. With the resources of the army, your personal achievements will be even higher in the future."
Li Song stared at Su Haoran and was about to speak when Su Haoran waved his hand to stop him.
"The most important thing is that if you join the army, you will have fewer opportunities to interact with women in society."
When Su Haoran said these words, Jiang Xue's eyes lit up, and she also interjected: "When the time comes, Grandpa will be watching you, and Haoran will be watching you. Do you want to find someone?"
No wild woman has a chance."
Li Song said: "Haoran, I also know that you have joined the Central Military Region and become a member of the Tiger God Special Forces. I even know that you are the Kunlun God of War, and you are also the Dragon Marquis."
Su Haoran smiled and said nothing. He found that Li Song seemed to be very resistant to joining the army.
Li Song continued: "Longhou, you must marry a princess to get the title of marquis. Obviously, besides Yutong, you also have other women, and I suspect that you relied on women to get to the position. My wife is counting on you to see Is it realistic to follow me?"
Jiang Xue immediately turned her head to look at Su Haoran, with a hint of contempt in her eyes.
Su Haoran said: "I became Longhou because of two stubborn princesses and a beautiful misunderstanding."
Later, Su Haoran forced Xia Xue to marry him like a love story, and told him the whole story of how the Dragon Lord of Great Xia asked him for the title of dragon. The most important thing is that he spoke about Xia Xiaoxiao and this escapist monster with true feelings. The little princess under the king's knees used the Great Yin Yang Sacrifice to save him...
Especially when it was mentioned that Xia Xiaoxiao clearly saved Su Haoran, but was misunderstood by him in the end, Jiang Xue grinded her teeth and whispered, "No man is good."
"Yes, although I am a man, I also admit that when we men face the opposite sex, nine times out of ten, we may have twisted thoughts." Su Haoran was calm, and this sentence made Li Song and Xia Xue was stunned, not knowing what he meant.
Su Haoran added: "But the problem is that some men can control their evil thoughts, and some can't. The best way to control their evil thoughts is to choose to stay in an environment where it is not easy to cheat."
"Haoran, you are absolutely right." Jiang Xueju agreed with Su Haoran's point of view this time.
Su Haoran then said: "Brother Song, I have an agreement with your grandfather. I will join the army and only stay in the military area for one week every month. As long as you agree to join the Tiger God Special Forces, I will help you get similar treatment."
Li Song clinked glasses with Su Haoran, took a big sip of wine himself, and then remained silent.
"At the end of the month, I will lead a team to participate in the East Asian Three Kingdoms Special Forces Competition, and the Tiger God is still missing one person. I invite you to join in a private capacity. Just by saying brother, I ask you if you will come with me?" Su Haoran poured the wine in the glass. After doing it all, he looked directly into Li Song’s eyes and asked.
Li Song said: "Then we brothers will fight again. If you can beat me within three minutes, I will go with you."
"three minutes?"
Su Haoran smiled and said: "Brother Song, you think too highly of yourself, and you are not afraid of hurting your self-esteem. If I try my best, you can't even pass three moves in front of me. You really should join the army and get some training."
Ha ha!
Li Song laughed and said, "Have you never heard that after three days of separation, people will look at each other with admiration? Let me tell you, my Panwu Yin Yang Kung Fu has improved again, and I have reached the third level in the seventeenth level Yang Yang Technique."
"Then what?" Su Haoran asked with a smile.
"Then, my hidden dragon body underwent strange changes. Hehe, I am now more powerful than you imagined."
Mentioning his own physique, Li Song picked up a piece of boneless chicken feet and stuffed it into his mouth, deliberately showing off: "I won't hide it from you anymore. I said I would let you beat me in three minutes. Actually, I didn't want to hurt you." Your self-esteem makes you feel that you are better than me."
"So, do you think you can beat me with your current strength?" Su Haoran asked in a playful tone.
"Well, you can think so." Li Song looked extremely confident when he said this.
"How about making a bet?" Su Haoran said in a provocative tone: "If you can beat me, I will never mention letting you join the army. If you lose..."
"If I lose, I will join the army with you, and all my business will be taken care of by your sister-in-law." Li Song rushed to say.
"More than these."
Su Haoran showed off
Waving his hand, he said: "If you lose, not only will you join the army, but you will also respect me as the boss in the Tiger God Special Forces."
Li Song was a little anxious now, pointed at Su Haoran and cursed: "Your uncle, I am your brother, you want me to call you boss?"
"Only in the army, outside, you are still my Brother Song."
"That's not okay, I'm your brother."
"Haha, you still don't dare. In fact, you also know in your heart that I am too strong. No matter how much you improve, you can't be better than me."
"Shit, I made a bet with you."
Li Song fell into Su Haoran's provocation and stood up and said: "But I have to add a bet. If you lose, you will respect me as your own brother from now on and obey my orders unconditionally, regardless of right or wrong."
"Haha! Okay, okay, okay." Su Haoran laughed in anger, "Let's go, find a place where no one is around, and have a fight."
"No need to look for it, go to the rooftop." Li Song pointed to the top of his head.
So, they both stood up at the same time.
When going out, Jiang Xue wanted to follow him, but was stopped by Su Haoran with a wave of his hand.
Jiang Xue was also a smart person. She knew that Su Haoran didn't want her to see her man making a fool of himself, so she closed the door silently.
Bang!
Three minutes later, a terrifying thunderous sound came from the rooftop.
"I'm really impressed after three days of separation. It turns out that Brother Song has already opened fifteen secrets of the human body. With this level of strength, he will be eligible to participate in the ranking of the Heavenly Ranking in March." Su Haoran withdrew his fist and said with a smile.
Li Song, on the other hand, stepped back four or five steps away, covering his wrists, his face changing from green to white.
After waiting for a while, Li Song shook his hand and said: "Your progress is indeed fast enough, but today, Brother Song, I will make a bold statement. From today on, Brother Song's absolute combat power will be yours forever."
They can't cross the chasm."
"Brother Song is mighty! Then let me see it!" Su Haoran smiled and gave a thumbs up.
Immediately, Li Song's aura increased steadily, and there were unexpectedly strange energy flowing through his body.
There was a golden light in Su Haoran's eyes, and through his clairvoyance, he actually saw armor composed of five-pointed scales appearing on Li Song's body surface.
A flash of absolute confidence flashed in Li Song's eyes. He walked towards Su Haoran and said domineeringly: "Brother Song will make another bold statement. After I use this move, you can stand up to three moves in front of Brother Song."
Can’t live.”
"Then I'll try it!"
Su Haoran rushed forward and punched out.
Bang!
There was a terrifying explosion of energy, and the two fists collided together, forming a terrifying wave of air that spread in all directions, blowing away all the dust on the rooftop.
Immediately afterwards, Su Haoran was shocked and took three steps back.
After opening twenty-one human body secrets, Su Haoran, who possessed the Human Emperor's hegemonic body, was shocked back.
On the other hand, Li Song maintained his punching posture and smiled slightly: "Haoran, this is the first time that Brother Song feels so relaxed after fighting with you. Brother Song wants to make another bold statement. I only use 70% of my strength. If I
Use all your strength, and you will have to kneel down with one move."
"Please use all your strength this time." Su Haoran's mouth curved with an evil smile, and he swung his fist forward, "Dragon Subduing Whip Strength."
The second form of Wang Quanba's eight postures increases the combat power twice by geometric multiples. When one punch is thrown out, the energy alone creates a sonic boom-like tearing sound.
Bang!
When the two fists collided again, Li Song was shocked and his whole body trembled. He took half a step back and said in shock: "How is this possible?"
Su Haoran also took a half step back, his arms were trembling, but he was not shocked, but said excitedly: "Brother Song, I'm really happy for you that you have made such progress, but I also want to advise you to admit defeat.