Chapter 7 I admit that I have big boobs and no brains
"Okay, I don't need to mention Chu Yu's apprentice, but I still want to say that this painting "Nine Summer Pine Winds" is fake."
After saying this, Su Haoran raised his hand and pinched the canvas, and a piece of thread was pulled out by him.
Then, Su Haoran turned around and walked towards his office.
However, when he opened the door, he was told again without looking back, "Chu Yu, don't forget what our bet is."
Bang!
As the office door closed, the staff in the business department breathed a sigh of relief.
"Manager Chu, don't take it too seriously. Even if the deputy manager is very capable, we will support you."
"Yes, and I think Manager Chu may not have lost. He didn't even tell the reason for the painting "Nine Summer Pine Winds"!"
"That's right, although I admire the deputy manager's ability in treasure appraisal, I still believe that Sister Yu is stronger."
Several senior salesmen surrounded Chu Yu and comforted her in low voices.
But the more this happened, the uglier Chu Yu's face became.
"nylon thread."
After being silent for a while, Chu Yu's beautiful face, always full of confidence, suddenly showed a touch of indescribable loneliness. She twisted the thread Su Haoran pulled out from the canvas and said with a trembling voice: "This painting
It turned out to be fake. We were all confused by the colors and painting skills, and even ignored the canvas. I lost."
Now everyone understood.
How could there be a canvas woven with nylon thread in the late Ming Dynasty?
The salesman who just claimed that Su Haoran didn't tell him why, his whole face turned into a burning cloud.
In the general manager's office on the top floor, Dong Shiyu, who had been watching the surveillance, was so shocked that his red lips even formed an O shape.
"Oh my God! Su Haoran's ability to identify treasures is so good. Didn't I find a treasure?"
After the shock, Dong Shiyu jumped up from the executive chair excitedly, "He can heal diseases and appraise treasures, and he is still a young master. Hehe, I forgive you for your offense to me yesterday."
Squeak!
Fifteen minutes later, Chu Yu, who had been struggling for a while, took the initiative to open the door of the deputy manager's office.
Su Haoran, who was sitting behind the desk, was reading a magazine about antiques with an unlit cigarette in his mouth. He only glanced up at Chu Yu and then looked away.
Chu Yu
Sitting opposite Su Haoran, he took the initiative to pick up a lighter, lit the cigarette for him, and then pushed a approval slip in front of him: "According to the company's regulations, if a counterfeit product is found, it is considered a stop loss for the company. Stop loss on a fake product,
The bonus is 200. You have stopped losses on 43 items in total. The bonus is 8,600. You can go to the finance department to collect the money in a moment."
oh!
Su Haoran took the approval note and was obviously very excited, but he acted very casually and asked carelessly: "Is there anything else?"
Chu Yu bit his lower lip lightly, lowered his head and whispered: "I am willing to admit defeat. I admit... I have big breasts and no brains."
"louder."
Su Haoran took a long puff of cigarette and said in a joking tone: "When you said that I was late and asked me to get out in front of all the salesmen, you didn't use this volume! Why, Manager Chu transformed
Have you become a little woman?"
"Hello!"
Chu Yu pressed his hands on the desk and shouted loudly: "I admit, I have big breasts and no brains! Are you satisfied this time?"
oh!
Su Haoran then put down the magazine in his hand and said with a smile: "Sister Yu, I'm just kidding you. In fact, I don't take this bet seriously at all."
your sister!
Chu Yu was so angry that he almost cried. You are a bad person. Don't think I can't understand.
At the same time, a group of interesting salesmen outside the door also heard clearly, and they all had strange expressions on their faces.
They never expected that the fierce beauty would actually give in.
In the office, Chu Yu waited for half a minute to calm down his anger, and then showed his posture again and said: "Su Haoran, how did you see that there was something wrong with the canvas of "Nine Summer Pine Winds"?"
Su Haoran said: "There is no secret to this. It mainly depends on being careful. As long as you observe carefully enough, you can naturally see through the essence of things."
"What about?" When Chu Yu said these three words, his tone already sounded like he was asking for advice.
"For example...you."
The corner of Su Haoran's mouth raised an evil curve and said: "You have only been sitting in front of me for a few minutes, but you have slightly adjusted your sitting posture three times, which means that you..."
"What?" Chu Yu, a fierce beauty, has a rather impatient temperament. The longer Su Haoran prolongs his voice and talks about it, the more her curiosity will be aroused.
Su Haoran said: "It means you are wearing a butt underwear. The friction of fine objects will cause gynecological inflammation, and you must be very uncomfortable."
"
Snapped!
Chu Yu stood up and stared into Su Haoran's eyes, his charming face so red that he was about to bleed.
Su Haoran took two puffs of cigarette, with a calm smile covered by the smoke on his face, which always gave people an evil feeling.
Chu Yu stared at Su Haoran, the more he looked at it, the more disgusted he felt. Then he turned around and said, "I'm leaving."
Su Haoran asked casually: "Why are you going?"
"Asshole, I'm going to change my underwear!" When Chu Yu said this, she opened the door, and then she saw a scene that made him completely collapse.
Outside the office, a dozen little heads were piled together, and a group of salesmen were leaning against the door to listen.
Wow!
The fierce beauty who had great authority in the sales department and kept her word was like an injured little daughter-in-law, covering her face and running away.
Su Haoran was so angry that he flicked the cigarette butt in his hand towards these troublemakers, waved his hands and said: "What are you looking at? Why are you doing nothing?"
A group of salesmen ran away quickly, but soon Su Haoran heard a burst of extremely unscrupulous comments coming from outside.
"You all heard it just now, the fierce beauty is going back to change her underwear!"
"Of course I heard it, we are not deaf."
"Deputy Manager Su is so awesome. On the first day of work, he not only conquered the fierce beauty in business, but also defeated the fierce beauty. What a feat. I am completely convinced now."
Hearing such discussions, Su Haoran smiled and shook his head.
He is not afraid of others misunderstanding anything. As a man, he does not suffer from such things.
Su Haoran also walked out of the office with Chu Yu's approval note in his arms. He was anxious to get his bonus.
However, as soon as Su Haoran walked out of the business department, he heard Geng Sanba's voice again.
"Hey! I don't think the deputy manager can do anything. Think about it, how long did it take for the fierce beauty to enter his office? It was less than five minutes in total, right? His ability in that area is too weak."
five minutes!
Su Haoran suddenly turned around and stood outside the sliding door of the office area to look in. As a result, everyone was silent.
After he left again, the female salesperson who had just spoken to Su Haoran for five minutes stuck out her tongue, shrugged her shoulders, and whispered, "Okay, it's the five-minute fast guy who's angry."
PS: The title of this chapter is called Brother Shou, who calls himself a big-breasted and brainless person. If you haven’t collected it yet, hurry up and collect it.