"As long as Henry IV's safe word is not triggered, I think Henry IV will not become irritable again."
Cai Ji touched his chin and suddenly smiled and said: "I once heard such a nonsense - if a lie is told a thousand times, then it is true, so if I failed in the exam when I was in high school, then I would
I first gave myself a reason why I failed the test, and then kept hinting to myself that this was true. Finally, I could confidently tell the reason in front of my parents, but sometimes I still felt that I was the one who was wronged; now
Come to think of it, this can be considered self-hypnosis."
"It's true." Ye Yuanfeng also smiled and said: "I have done similar things before, but unfortunately I couldn't even lie to myself with the reasons I made up, so every time I lied, my parents would give me a slap on the wrist.
I saw through it, and what followed was a mixed male and female doubles fight, so after I recognized the reality, I didn’t lie anymore, but went to learn martial arts to strengthen my body, so that it wouldn’t hurt when I was beaten.”
As Ye Yuanfeng spoke, he showed off his biceps to Cai Ji, "But having said that, Cai Ji, what is your safe word?"
"Hiss~ There's something wrong with you."
Cai Ji said with a horrified look: "I didn't expect you, Ye Zi, a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, to actually know the safe word."
Ye Yuanfeng shrugged and said, "Brother, it's already the 21st century, and many terms in certain circles have long been made public, so what kind of fan are you?"
"I am Inner Mongolia Sea Cucumber."
Cai Ji replied seriously: "Mom of two children, graduated from law school."
"This sea cucumber of yours has gone to college. It seems like you can cut it in half and release it."
After Ye Yuanfeng and Cai Ji had an encrypted call, they couldn't help laughing.
"Okay, let's get back to the topic. Since Henry IV wants to be a good emperor, there is no reason for us to expose him, so it's better for us to pretend to be confused, not to mention that Henry IV has given up his fiefdom.
And the title is here to stop us... But tell the truth, Ye Zi, are you willing to treat Henry IV as a brother? "
Faced with Cai Ji's question, Ye Yuanfeng was silent for a moment, shook his head and said: "Not yet, after all Henry IV is the emperor, and he is like a tiger accompanying you. Throughout the ages, I have not seen many people.
Those who really regard tigers as brothers will most likely be eaten by tigers, even if some of them grew up with tigers."
"Yes, we still have to recognize our identity and not get too close to Henry IV."
Cai Ji gave him a hunch and said with a smile: "Okay, now we are almost done eating. It's time to go back and have a good sleep."
Before Cai Ji took a few steps, she turned back and winked at Ye Yuanfeng and said, "Ye Zi, you also slept for a while in the afternoon, can you still sleep now?"
Ye Yuanfeng didn't say anything, but silently pulled out the Miao Dao.
…
"These two young men are really smart."
Yin En said meaningfully: "At the beginning, I thought these two students were easy to get into trouble and easily moved by others, but it turned out that they were more 'sensible' than I thought."
"Maybe this is a gift."
Liu Xing shook his head and glanced at the other secondary screens. At this time, Chen Yundao and Xie Youran were taking a rose bath... See no evil, hear no evil. In order for the TV station to survive, Liu Xing could only eat alone with tears in his eyes.
As for the two cats, Mo Chen and Zhang Huanyu, they were wandering around in "Zhang Jingxu's" mansion at the moment, and there were several cats following behind them, and they all seemed to have become the little brothers of Zhang Huanyu's two cats.
Then there is Lin Peng, who is fighting alone, practicing basic skills under the guidance of Xide, that is, chopping with a big sword; Zhu Xi and Hill on the other secondary screen are practicing archery and spells respectively. Watch
Come on, the three of them can link up remotely and learn swords/arrows/spells from scratch.
So it seems that Liu Xing feels that the only scene that can be presented to the audience now is Ding Kun and Xiao Zhi taking a bath.
One thing to say is that Liu Xing really doesn’t understand the relevant regulations announced by the Universal TV headquarters. Why do women’s bathing scenes have to obtain a special broadcast license before they can be broadcast, while men’s bathing scenes only need to not show important parts?
?
We are so angry, when will we boys stand up?
While Liu Xing complained in his mind, he cut the camera to Ding Kun and Xiao Zhi.
"Sure enough, after exercising all afternoon, a hot shower is really comfortable."
Ding Kun breathed a long sigh of relief, leaned against the edge of the newly made wooden barrel and said: "Xiao Zhi, you, a college student, shouldn't have done such a high-intensity exercise for a long time, right?"
Xiao Zhi, who was lying in another wooden barrel, nodded and said feebly: "Yes, I haven't done any high-intensity exercise since my third year of high school, except when I took the physical exam, so I will do this afternoon."
The amount of exercise is probably more than what I did in one semester in college."
Ding Kun couldn't help but smile and said: "This is just the beginning. We just cleaned the rooms in the farm this afternoon, so starting from tomorrow we have to repair these rooms until they can be used normally.
The next step is to plug all the gaps in the wall, erect some watchtowers in suitable places, and finally arrange several suitable training grounds."
"Ah, can I be responsible for raising pigs tomorrow? I can go outside and cut pig grass." Xiao Zhi said with a grimace: "If it doesn't work, I would like to apply to Team Leader Ding to be transferred back to the castle."
"impossible."
Ding Kun stretched himself, stood up with Xiao Zhi on his back and said, "Since you have arrived at the farm, how can I let you go? Okay, we should go to dinner now. If we don't go, I'm afraid
Those guys will eat all the meat; you know the next time you eat meat, but you don’t know when.”
Hearing the word "eat meat", Xiao Zhi immediately became energetic, because as Ding Kun said, the remaining livestock cannot be slaughtered casually unless they die due to accidents, and even if they are
To slaughter, the consent of Luo Zhen and Ding Kun is required.
The same is true for those canned meats. Because these are non-renewable resources, they can only be distributed to people with meritorious services or those who need more nutrients due to injuries or illnesses.
