"Vertical air conditioner? Extra large refrigerator? No, it doesn't seem to take up such a big space!"
"This is two meters long. Could it be a wardrobe?"
"The total weight is 200KG! What makes this thing so heavy?"
"It's so heavy, how can it still be called a 'smart new product'? Can it be related to 'smart'?"
Chang You smiled slightly, it seemed that the suspense was almost built.
"Okay, then it's time to reveal the mystery of this new product. Please watch a promotional video we have carefully prepared for this new smart product."
After Chang You finished speaking, he walked down, the lights dimmed, and a promotional video started playing on the big screen.
Everyone held their breath and watched carefully.
Everyone wants to know what such a behemoth is!
"Strong chest muscles."
"Strong lats..."
On the big screen, the promotional video that Meng Chang asked Lin Jiaqiang to shoot appeared.
In the picture, Lin Jiaqiang is wearing a loose sports vest and sweating profusely on a smart fitness clothes drying rack.
However, the next second, he had given up and started drying clothes on the smart fitness clothes drying rack.
"A smart fitness clothes drying rack with such rich functions, what are you waiting for? Order it now!"
At the end of the promotional video, Lin Jiaqiang stood next to the smart fitness clothes drying rack, giving a thumbs up to the camera and making a "like" gesture.
He already has the face of a comedian, and paired with this unique machine, the final scene has a hilarious program effect.
Chang You came to the stage again: "This is the ingenuity of our Outu Technology, a new smart product: smart fitness clothes drying rack!"
"It solves the biggest pain point of home fitness equipment in one fell swoop: the inconvenience of drying clothes!"
"This device can not only work out, but can also dry up to a dozen pieces of clothing. The included automatic drying function and smart reminder function make the fitness equipment in your home no longer just a decoration!"
Chang You's serious introduction made the audience laugh again.
"Hahahahaha what the hell? Why is it so heavy? It turns out to be fitness equipment!"
"Combining artificial intelligence with fitness? What genius product manager thought of it!"
"I was wrong. I shouldn't have regarded this conference as a serious conference from the beginning. Although I reminded myself countless times that this conference would probably be successful, I never expected it.
The existence of the entire press conference is to organize life!”
"Indeed, I suggest that Mr. Chang should charge a ticket fee next time. You did a whole job like this, told cross talk, entertained the audience, but launched a product that you didn't intend to sell at all. You didn't make any money from us and you waived the ticket."
, This really makes us feel so overwhelmed!”
"Indeed, it is recommended that we charge admission fees in the future. After all, it is quite expensive to design such a funny product seriously but cannot sell it. Everyone can understand that charging some admission fees will replenish the blood."
The audience at the scene were all amused by this strange product and the serious way Chang You introduced it.
Originally, I just expected Changyou to live a full life in language arts, but the product is still a serious product, just like the previous E1.
Unexpectedly, Changyou gave everyone a surprise, and even the products were renovated!
Does this “smart fitness clothes drying rack” have any meaning?
It seems... I didn't see it.
The only meaning is to make everyone laugh, right?
I have to say that it is really rare to see such a conscientious manufacturer that spends a lot of money on research and development, produces samples, and finally holds a press conference to entertain the public for free.
Just do it and cherish it!
As for the product itself…
To be honest, if it were other products, such as a mobile phone or a sweeping robot, and the price was inflated or the product features were flawed after it was released, everyone would definitely complain about it.
Because everyone knows in their hearts that the manufacturer still intends to sell it, but it just failed.
But this smart fitness clothes drying rack is different.
The manufacturer made this product with urine properties, but it seems that they didn’t intend to sell it at all!
If a manufacturer's product has a few minor flaws, people will think it's the manufacturer's lack of ability; but if the product has so many flaws that it's hard to mention, people will think it's because the manufacturer is messing around and is joking.
I have no intention of selling it at all.
Since the manufacturer has no intention of selling it, and no one has any intention of buying it, naturally no one cares about the possible flaws or price issues of this product, and they all just watch the show.
Mentality, watching the whole process.
Just like setting up a stall outside, if your goods are said to be good or good, there is a high probability that they have no intention of buying them at all; only those who have repeatedly picked and picked faults are the ones who really intend to pay for them.
Seeing the reaction of the audience, Chang You couldn't help but feel helpless.
"Why are everyone laughing?"
"I am introducing this product very seriously. This is a project of the same level as the G1 mobile phone within our Outu Technology, and it is very valued!"
“Even from project establishment to design, President Pei coordinated and followed up the entire process.”
"This time we have also prepared up to 10,000 units of smart fitness clothes drying racks. Our several warehouses in Jingzhou are all full!"
You know, the first batch of E1 mobile phones was only stocked with 1,000 units, so they were all sold out before the launch event was over.
The smart fitness clothes drying rack is a piece of fitness equipment that takes up a lot of space, and few people buy it. A stock of 10,000 units already has a backlog of tens of millions of dollars, which is enough to show that it is taken seriously.
However, it was okay that Chang You didn't explain. With his explanation, the audience believed that he was trying to make a living.
"Hahaha, how do you keep Chang from laughing?"
"Nonsense, have you ever seen a crosstalk actor laugh on stage? This is a basic skill, and he is always professional."
"A project at the same level as G1? Mr. Pei participated in the whole process? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I believe it!"
"Can you design something like this without a decade of brain hemorrhage?"
"It's possible that what you say is true. Isn't the fully automatic bar lifter still designed according to Mr. Pei's ideas? It also contains Mr. Pei's philosophical thoughts."
“It’s true that the lifting machine contains philosophical thoughts, but what philosophical thoughts does this clothes drying rack contain? It reminds us that clothes will dry when they are dried in the sun, right?”
"Hey guys, do you have any pictures of this stock? It should be P, right? If you have more than 1,000 units of this thing in stock, it will probably take a whole year to sell it. If you really have 10,000 units in stock, I highly doubt it will be released until the OTTO E8 phone is released.
Can the time be sold out..."
The scene was filled with a sea of joy, and Chang You had no choice but to continue to the next link.
He introduced the basic functions of the smart fitness clothes drying rack, including the training modes it can perform and how useful it is when drying clothes.
In addition, it was also introduced that it is equipped with AEEIS, which will be ridiculed by AEEIS when not exercising; it was mentioned that Headwind Logistics will provide door-to-door service, warranty service and annual package and moving service.
But this seems to confirm that this is a "complete product". The richer the content, the more fake it is.
Finally, Chang You introduced: “In addition, Yangyang Games has also created a mobile game tailored for smart fitness clothes drying racks. This game is still in the final stage of research and development and will be available to everyone as soon as next week.
Meet!"
Turn to the last page of PPT.
"Next Tuesday, May 15th, we will usher in Tenda's '515 Game Festival', with massive discounts and welfare rewards waiting for you! Detailed rules will be announced at 0:00 on May 15th, so stay tuned!
"
"Okay, that's all the content of this press conference. Once again, I would like to express my heartfelt thanks to everyone for coming!"
"Please exit in an orderly manner. You can receive free small gifts at the entrance."
"If you are interested in the smart fitness clothes drying rack, you can log on to the official website of Outu Technology or the official Tenda mall, and the staff of Headwind Logistics will deliver it to your door as soon as possible!"
Chang You looked at his watch and saw that the time was still just under one hour, which was perfect.
Although the press conference has ended, everyone's discussion has not ended.
Most people's discussion focused on the weird product "Smart Fitness Clothes Rack", while some people's discussion focused on the two points mentioned by Chang You at the end of the press conference.
"Mr. Chang said that Yangyang Games has developed a game specifically for this device? Is it true? Is this a prank, or is it true?"
"I think it's mostly a joke. This thing is already losing money when it's designed. You'll lose as much as you produce it. If you develop another game for it, wouldn't that add to the losses? Who would do such a stupid thing?"
"But today is not April Fool's Day, and I don't think Mr. Chang looks like someone who is deceiving the audience."
"They say they are working on it, but maybe they have just created a new folder? Some manufacturers will use this as a gimmick. They will say it well at the press conference, but it will be released a few months later. This kind of thing is not uncommon."
"It may be a very simple small game, not even worth getting the one mentioned in the press conference. If it is a large game, it will definitely take a lot of time to introduce it. Now there is no mention of it, not even a picture.
Isn’t it enough to explain the problem?”
"This '515 Game Festival' is quite interesting. Does it have anything to do with the '1024 Digital Festival'?"
"I just want to change my computer recently, can you do another ROF installation upgrade event?"
"I don't know. Let's pay attention to it in the early morning of that day. Based on my experience, anything that Mr. Pei calls the 'XX Festival' usually has very strong discounts, so you can look forward to it!"
…
At the same time, Pei Qian also watched the press conference on TV at home and was a little nervously paying attention to the sales data on the product details page of the smart fitness clothes drying rack.
Ten minutes have passed.
Half an hour passed.
An hour has passed!
Pei Qian glanced at it every now and then. After a full hour, the sales number of this page "reluctantly" exceeded 10 and became double digits.
Pei Qian couldn't help but be overjoyed and let out a sigh of relief.
