Chen Kangtuo and Ruan Guangjian were strolling around casually. Even if they didn't touch these furry little cuties, they would feel healed just by taking a look at them from a distance.
Chen Kangtuo said with emotion: "I think after the haunted house project is completed, we should arrange a zoo tour package for Brother Bao."
"After all, the mental pressure he endured in the haunted house was too great. Bringing him to the zoo for healing can also reflect our humanistic care."
"Hey, there's a parrot over there."
Unknowingly, the two of them had arrived near the next entrance of Lengnuan Zhizhi Animal Park. The Amazon parrot was looking at a fully automatic intelligent bar lift machine next to it as if it was in danger.
Chen Kangtuo asked in surprise: "Why is there a fully automatic intelligent bar lifter here? What is it used for?"
Ruan Guangjian looked at the parrot and then at the jacking machine: "It feels like this parrot is a little wary of the jacking machine. I don't know if this is my imagination."
Both of them felt that this scene seemed very interesting and couldn't help but stay for a while.
But no matter how Chen Kangtuo teased the parrot and tried to induce him to speak, the parrot remained indifferent. It just stared at the lever machine with its two eyes, seeming to be on guard at all times, not responding to Chen Kangtuo's teasing.
Like a fly buzzing in your ears, you don't pay attention.
"It's strange, this parrot can't talk, right?" Chen Kangtuo didn't think much about it. After all, there are only a very small number of parrots that can talk. They are geniuses among parrots, while the majority of parrots can't talk.
As a result, the two of them were just about to leave when they saw a breeder coming back from the cage next to them.
The breeder looked at the time: "Okay, Bangbang, it's almost time for today's training. Are you ready?"
Chen Kangtuo couldn't help being surprised.
Bang Bang, is this the name of this parrot?
After the breeder notified the parrot and confirmed that the time was correct, he said to the fully automatic lifting machine: "Turn on the lifting mode."
This sentence is like entering some mysterious code, opening a door to evil.
AEEIS: "Well, there are always self-righteous humans who want to start this boring game. Do you think you are smart?"
Chen Kangtuo and Ruan Guangjian did not dare to breathe, for fear of disturbing the bird-and-chance game, and waited seriously for the parrot's answer.
The parrot opened its beak and replied: "Why do you think so?"
AEEIS: "Because I think your IQ still has a lot of room for improvement. Do you think you are a hard-working person?"
The parrot said again: "Do you really think your idea is okay?"
This time, they actually actually started talking to each other.
Chen Kangtuo and Ruan Guangjian watched in shock, realizing that although the parrot only said a few words back and forth, it was able to stabilize the situation in the war with the bully machine and not fall behind at all.
In fact, if you study carefully, you will find that these conversations are relatively common in the fully automatic intelligent lifting machine.
These pre-input words are actually a kind of redirection of questions, initiating provocations, the ultimate secret to winning by bringing the other party to the same IQ level and finally arguing.
In other words, the parrot is completely imitating the winning method of the bully machine, and the parrot will not be angered by the bully machine, and will only faithfully repeat the content of the bully machine. Both parties are absolutely rational beings, and naturally they will fight hard.
No one can defeat anyone else.
This seems to prove that the ultimate secret of arguing is actually just two points.
The first is to always stay calm, don’t be carried away by anger, and be the first to break the defense!
The second is to always insist on not giving up. Whether it is changing the topic or stalking, you must not be the second to last person to speak. You must ensure that the last word must come from your side.
These two have obviously reached the pinnacle of the argument world, but Parrot Gangbang still seems to be a little short on specific vocabulary. This is obviously caused by lack of study time.
I believe that given time, Parrot Gangbang will be able to learn all the sentences that are sure to win in the bar lifting machine, and then this parrot can be regarded as a living bar raising machine.
Chen Kangtuo and Ruan Guangjian couldn't help but stand in awe.
Good guy, other parrots learn to talk, but this parrot directly learns to argue!
Decades ahead of the trend!
The two of them have no doubt that if ordinary tourists just treat this parrot as an ordinary parrot and talk to it normally, they will probably be silenced and doubt their life.
Chen Kangtuo said with emotion: "Mr. Pei is really good at using his whimsical ideas. How did he come up with the idea of linking the parrot with the fully automatic bar raising machine? Don't tell me, it has quite a program effect."
The two of them walked around again and unknowingly came to a stage.
Chen Kangtuo said subconsciously: "This should be the place for animal taming performances, right?"
"But there are none of the common animals in this zoo. There are no monkeys or black bears. What animal should be trained to perform? A border collie? A parrot?"
"I don't know exactly when the performance will start."
Ruan Guangjian looked at the notice board next to the stage: "There is good news and bad news."
"The good news is there's a show in 10 minutes."
Chen Kangtuo said: "What about the bad news?"
Ruan Guangjian was silent for a while: "It's not an animal performance, it's a zoo employee performance."
Chen Kangtuo almost thought he heard wrong. He looked at the notice board in shock and found that what Ruan Guangjian said was absolutely right. This was really not a venue for animal performances, but a venue for employees to perform!
It is clearly written on the billboard that there will be employee performances at fixed times every day, one in the morning and one in the afternoon. The content of the performances is actually the employees pretending to be various animals.
Some employees dress up as chimpanzees and ride bicycles, while others dress up as bears and walk on a single-plank bridge...
There is also a note below the notice board that more exciting performances will continue to be launched in the future.
Chen Kangtuo was stunned: "This... is crazy!"
Even Chen Kangtuo, as the head of Tenda Group, can't understand this kind of brain circuit.
Logically speaking, it doesn't hurt to have some animal performances in the zoo. If you don't want to torment these animals, then just don't do it. Why bother to set up a stage?
The result was that real people were used to play the roles of animals, which was like taking off their pants and farting, which was unnecessary.
But don’t tell me...I really want to see it.
Chen Kangtuo looked at the time and suggested: "The performance will start soon. How about we sit down and watch before we go?"
Ruan Guangjian nodded, and he and Chen Kangtuo sat down in the first row of the stage.
In 10 minutes, the performance will begin.
Chen Kangtuo looked back and saw that there were not many people in the audience.
Leng Nuan knew that the animal park was not as good as those big zoos, and the venue was small, so there were not many seats in the auditorium, but even so, it was still not full.
On the one hand, this is because there are very few people coming to the animal park today, and on the other hand, it is also because no one is really interested in this kind of animal performance performed by real people.
The few people who stayed were basically as curious as Chen Kangtuo.
The performance started on time.
What surprised Chen Kangtuo was that there was no animal trainer at the scene, but each "animal" came on stage in exactly the pre-arranged order, very naturally, as if they were at their own home.
Chen Kangtuo took a closer look and saw that there were quite a few animals here, but this type seemed a bit monotonous.
There are mainly brown bears, grizzly bears, polar bears, giant pandas, chimpanzees, and even a large prairie dog.
However, these animals are all similar in size, so it can be seen that they are played by humans.
The previous bears are the most similar to chimpanzees. After all, these animals are about the same size as humans.
But this prairie dog is too much, because it is equivalent to enlarging the real prairie dog several times.
Regardless of the body shape, this leather case is so exquisitely made that it looks like it was specially customized.
At first glance, it can even look fake!
These staff members who play animals must have received special training. Whether they are walking, trotting or sitting on the ground, they all look and act very similar to the animals.
Chen Kangtuo still remembered that he had seen a news before, saying that a tourist reported that the black bear in the zoo was pretended to be a human, but the zoo clarified that it was a real animal. It was because the black bear looked too much like a human in some aspects, so the pretender
It's easier to get up.
Unexpectedly, Leng Nuan Zhi Zhi Animal Park actually did a whole job!
The animals played by these people came on stage one by one. What surprised Chen Kangtuo was that although the content of their performance at the beginning had something to do with animal performances, such as riding bicycles, walking on single-plank bridges, etc. But looking back, you will find that
It is fundamentally different from animal performances.
First of all, animal performances are performed under the command of a trainer and according to specific rules. However, the animals played by these staff do not need a trainer and complete the corresponding process themselves.
Of course, this is normal, after all, they are all pretending to be animals, and there is no need for a trainer to guide them.
But more importantly, Chen Kangtuo found that these animal performances looked more and more like some kind of pantomime.
Because when they first started, they still performed traditional animal performances such as riding bicycles and crossing single-plank bridges, but soon the animals started performing skits.
For example, after the chimpanzee rode a bicycle, the silly and round panda next to him also wanted to try riding a bicycle. However, he couldn't get up and pushed the bicycle aside angrily. His silly and silly expression made many people laugh at the scene.
laughing out loud.
A black bear and a polar bear happened to be crowded together when they were walking on the single-plank bridge. The two bears looked at each other, trying each other and threatening each other but refusing to give in. The various actions they made on the single-plank bridge also made people laugh.
People can't help laughing.
The large prairie dog was the most outrageous. It also performed an emoji of an upright prairie dog shouting, which made the audience burst into laughter.
Although these animals do not have any lines, they walk around on the stage minding their own business, and there will be some small plots of cooperation or confrontation between each other. In addition, there are some funny and deliberate arrangements in the plot, but they have a very good atmosphere.
program effect.
It is true that this is not a real animal, but a real person, but this does not become a deduction, but becomes a plus.
After all, imitating animals is also a technical job. This is no longer an animal performance, but an imitation performance by a performing artist.
