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Chapter 1623 Cross talk special

Everyone continued to move forward and came to the stage performance area.

“I heard that the stage performances at this Lengnuan Zhizhi Animal Park are very beautiful and you shouldn’t miss it.”

"But it seems that the stage play has already been performed this afternoon, and there seems to be other programs scheduled for the evening."

"Really? That's a pity. After we complete the internal beta of "Traveler in a Strange Land", we can choose a time to watch this stage play together."

"I don't know what program is on tonight? It's not clearly written on the program list."

"Hurry up and find a seat first, it will be full soon."

Everyone hurriedly sat down in the auditorium. Although it was still half an hour before the official opening, there were not many empty seats in the auditorium, which was enough to show the enthusiasm of the tourists for the zoo's stage performance.

It is estimated that when the official opening begins, the venue will be crowded with people.

Some of the tourists who participated in the closed beta test of "Traveler in a Strange Land" came here for the first time, and they felt very fresh watching this scene.

They had heard about it a long time ago: Leng Nuan knew that there were no animal performances in the animal park. The most exciting thing was the stage play where the actors wore animal skin suits and performed on stage.

But this stage play has been performed many times, and it was just performed this afternoon. Why are other programs so popular with the audience?

Someone even set up a camera in the back.

Some tourists who don't know the truth ask each other: "Brother, what show is going to be performed tonight?"

A frequent visitor explained: "It's cross talk."

The tourist who asked the question was stunned for a moment and almost thought he heard it wrong: "Cross talk?"

Frequent visitors nodded: "The employees at this zoo are really full of talents. Every employee has a talent or two."

"Take these two people today as an example. One was an elephant keeper at Jingzhou Zoo who liked to talk cross talk in his spare time. Later, he was hired by Leng Nuan Zhi Zhi Animal Park and now he performs amateur shows. As a result, his cross talk is special.

Well, there are more and more fans, and our place is almost turning into a commercial performance venue."

"Hmm. It seems that there is another employee who sings very well. Many of the people who often come to the zoo are his fans. It is said that Chen Lei also knows about this and has decided to sing with him next month.

If you want to come and listen, be sure to grab tickets, otherwise Chen Lei’s fans will take them all away.”

The tourist who asked the question was shocked and felt that his three views had been subverted.

Such an ordinary zoo turns out to be a hidden dragon and crouching tiger. All of these employees are in great shape. Some can speak cross talk and some can sing?

It's really amazing.

This alone beats out all the other zoos in an instant.

After thinking about it, this is quite normal. After all, Leng Nuan Zhi Zhi knows that the work pressure in the animal park is very low. The tasks of these employees every day at work are to play with the small animals and clean. They earn a lot of money and work hard every day.

In a full mental state.

There are no animal performances in the zoo, and the director encourages everyone to perform on stage. Those employees with interests will naturally participate enthusiastically.

And because the work pressure is not high, they can also delve into side jobs to their heart's content and slowly improve themselves. There are a few geniuses among them who quickly stand out.

These people were sighing with emotion when they suddenly heard a sound of "Oh--" from the crowd, and two crosstalk actors came on stage.

These two comedians were really wearing robes and coats and were dressed very professionally. It would be difficult to connect them with the zoo employees if they didn't know in advance.

The whole stage seemed to turn into a cross talk show in one second.

The performance of the two actors was also very professional. They bowed to the audience first, and then began to perform unhurriedly, with very good rhythm control.

The funny actor had a round face and a natural and unique smile: "There seem to be more people today than last time. Thank you very much for your support. Both of us are amateur crosstalk actors. We can

I am really flattered to receive your love."

"The two of us will first introduce ourselves briefly. We are both employees of the sarcastic animal park..."

The tall and popular actor quickly stopped him: "Stop, stop. Please wait for a moment. Isn't it ridiculous to sarcastically criticize an animal park?"

The two of them each said one sentence, and the rhythm was very natural.

"Isn't it a sarcastic reference to Animal Park?"

"Good guy, I can even remember the name of my workplace correctly. It's not sarcastic, it's just self-awareness."

"Oh, you know how hot and cold you are. It's okay. There's not much difference. They're both hot and cold, sour and sweet."

"Good guy, you just know how to eat."

"We are employees of Lengnuan Zhizhi Animal Park. Our main job every day is to be animals here."

"Wait a minute, do you think it's cool to be an animal?"

"What if?"

"We are not acting as animals, we are feeding animals and acting as animals."

"Is there a difference?"

"The difference is huge. One is inside and the other is outside."

"Then you are here?"

"Of course I'm outside."

"Oh, I understand, free range! I see that animals of your size are generally ferocious and can easily hurt people, so I have to give you a larger space to move around."

"Isn't that ridiculous? I'm not an animal, I'm an animal breeder."

"Yes, yes, animal breeders, the more you raise the animals, the thinner they become, and the more you raise them, the fatter they become."

"You can't make it clear. The animals are getting thinner and thinner, and there is no causal connection between me getting fatter. I am not greedy for a mouthful of animal food! Besides, we know the status of all the animals in the animal park.

There is enough food, and no animal is getting thinner."

"Yes, yes, look at these robust animals. They are all full of energy. They are all nourished by you. They have your bones and blood in their bodies."

"Do you think it's ridiculous to wait for a while?"

"That should be it?"

"My hard work! It's all my hard work!"

"Not much difference."

"That's huge. The specific methods are completely different at the biological level."

"In short, you have paid a lot for the health of these animals."

"Actually, it's just my job. I give these animals adequate exercise every day, so they can be healthy and happy both physically and mentally."

"Yes, adequate exercise. Just like why those large dogs are separated from their homes, it's mainly because they don't exercise enough. So, in order to prevent these large animals in our zoo from becoming depressed, we have separated our zoo. You and the animals in the zoo will be separated every day.

These parrots, arctic foxes, otters, these ferocious large animals fight against each other. Alas, the fights every day are brutal. Alas, the amount of exercise is extremely high..."

"You wait, you wait. If you keep talking like this, someone will report us for animal abuse. It's nothing. I just play with the cat and walk the dog, nothing else."

"I don't agree with what you said. Yesterday, I saw you arguing with that parrot named Ganggang. Oh, that was tragic. You two were arguing with each other, and in the end, even the automatic machine next to you was even

I can’t stand the argument anymore, so I came here to break up the fight..."

"Good guy, I'm afraid I don't know how to write the word "death". These two are the Wolong and Fengxiao of the argument world. I won't talk about arguing with them. Even when they argue, I am standing next to them.

Maybe he was accidentally injured..."

The two people were talking to each other in a funny and humorous manner, and the rhythm was perfectly controlled, causing bursts of laughter in the audience from time to time.

Crosstalk is a very strange thing, with the same book and the same baggage, but some crosstalk actors can make people laugh and cheer the whole audience. Some crosstalk actors can only make the whole audience sleepy and can't speak at all.

produce effect.

Moreover, different crosstalk actors also have very strong personal styles. Some people just stand there and make people want to laugh, while some people make people laugh no matter how hard they try, giving people the feeling of being forcibly tickled.

Both of these two crosstalk actors are very eloquent and have obvious personal styles. They work well together and have a tacit understanding. This crosstalk segment also incorporates many jokes about the cold and warm self-awareness of the animal park, which can arouse the resonance of the audience.

While the audience was laughing, they also took out their mobile phones to record the scene.

“This cross talk is so interesting, it’s worth the trip!”

"That's right, I bought a ticket to the zoo and it also came with a cross talk ticket, so I made a lot of money!"

"The video recorded by the camera should be posted to the Ellie Island website, right? Go back and let the buddies in my dormitory listen to it, and call them over to play together another day!"

"This is indeed a good place for young people to build teams. It is suitable for people with different tastes. There should be no one who doesn't like furry animals, right?"

"I think the model of Lengnuan Zizhi Animal Park is very good. There are no animal performances, all performances are performed by employees. And it can be seen that these animals are well cared for and each one is full of energy. This new format

The zoo is more interesting than the old zoo."

"Another very important point is that the concept conveyed by this zoo is very good, especially the stage play, which very well promotes the spirit of 'harmony between humans and animals'. If you bring children here to play, it can provide a good education

significance……"

"You can come to the concert another day. That employee sang quite well. It is said that Chen Lei is interested in coming to sing a duet with him!"

"I recommend that anyone who comes out of the haunted house come to the zoo for a walk. After feeling psychologically stimulated, he can heal himself with the small animals. It's perfect!"

"I hope that the Terror Hostel project will launch a combined ticket at the zoo soon! That little arctic fox is so cute. Every time I come, I pick up the railing and look at it eagerly. I really want to take it home one day.

It makes me feel uncomfortable if I can’t see it.”

"You can scan the QR code and you can observe its movements on the APP 24 hours a day."

"That's not possible. There is no soul in software. You have to go to the site to take a look and even touch it with your own hands to enjoy it."

Everyone said, is there any justice for such a fun zoo to have so few visitors?

We must promote it spontaneously and let people from all over Jingzhou come and play!


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