Pei Qian was deeply impressed by Qiao Laoshi's unique voice with a slight dialect accent, hoarse and long.
"Hello dear audience dads, I am still the familiar 'Game Calling Father' Qiao Laoshi."
"Before, someone urged me to update every day, saying that they wanted to see me complain about sand games. Why did they delay the update? It's really not because I am lazy. The main reason is that the sand games I found were not tasteful enough..."
"Finally, hard work paid off. After a long period of searching for gold in shit, I finally found this piece of shit. Oh no, this piece of gold. Yes, it is the "Lonely Desert Highway" you are seeing now.
!”
"This is a very interesting game. In this game, you can enjoy a full 8-hour philosophical journey, bracketing real time!"
"This is a highly restored driving simulation game. Not only can you drive, you can even honk the horn, listen to music, and enjoy the unpredictable scenery in the desert!"
"That's right, although the sky is full of dust and there is no good scenery to enjoy, believe me, those changing sand will make the scenery outside the car window different every second, and after seeing it too much, you will still feel
It will make you see a mirage..."
"What, you didn't see it? Don't worry, as long as you persist during the eight-hour journey, you will definitely see it!"
"In addition, the game also has a very advanced ranking system, which can actually count the number of times each player has passed levels and the accumulated time!"
"Oh my gosh, what a great feature, it reminds me of how much life I waste in this game..."
"Ahem, okay, everyone should have heard that what I just said was ironic. In fact, this game can definitely be rated as the 'most boring game in history', bar none!"
"Yes, you heard it right. No matter it is in the past or the future, whether it is domestic or foreign, there should be no more boring driving simulation game!"
"During the 8-hour drive, you have to keep your eyes on the front the whole time, because there is a corner every few minutes, and if you don't turn it in time... then I'm sorry, you failed, and your game has to start from the beginning!
"
"Don't ask me why I don't pause or save, because this game doesn't even have a pause function!"
“The only fun in this game is honking the horn and listening to songs, but the problem is that you can’t listen to the songs you want to listen to, and you can’t even change the radio station. All you hear are unpopular, niche or outdated songs.
Even if you hear a bad song, you can’t skip it!”
"And the most shocking touch to me is that at the end of the game, it actually mocked me with a line of subtitles! 'Congratulations, you have successfully wasted 8 precious hours of your life!'"
"Yes, this is a game that makes people think about life. It successfully made me think about life!"
"It made me realize how precious my time is, and how much of a waste of time gaming is!"
"If the boredom of this game can be included in the rating, then out of 10, I can give this game 100 points!"
"Of course, even a game like this is not perfect."
"As the first hardcore player to clear the game (as evidenced by the rankings), I strongly recommend that the game add the following features!"
"First, why does the game end when you drive to the end? I strongly recommend that you can turn around and drive back after driving to the end. In this way, the 'Endless Mode' was developed naturally!"
"How can you say you have conquered this game without driving it ten times?!"
"In addition, I strongly recommend adding a multiplayer online function. Other players can also join the room, sit in the car and enjoy the scenery, or interact with the driver!"
"I hope the producer of this game can listen to my suggestions and arrange a version update for the game, so that it will definitely sell well!"
"..."
"Then this episode of the complaint program ends here. The next 8 hours will be a video of the entire game. Audiences who are too idle may wish to try not to fast forward and watch the entire process."
"Believe me, after this, you will also gain some thoughts about life!"
Pei Qian dragged the video back a bit and found that the remaining 8 hours were actually Qiao Laoshi's entire game video.
The comment area below is almost explosive, and the audience is extremely enthusiastic.
"I didn't fast forward after watching the entire 8-hour show. Now I seem to be starting to think about the meaning of life..."
"Qiao Laoshi's sacrifice must be too great, it's really a matter of life and death!"
"Qiao Laoshi, stop it, your hairline can't bear it anymore!"
“Do you have to risk your life to make a video now?!”
"I've already downloaded it. I believe I can find the meaning of life in the desert!"
"Take me upstairs!"
"The full name of the game "Lonely Desert Highway" can be found in the official game store. You don't need to thank me, I'm just so helpful!"
"Bring me a +1"
“The tour group is leaving!”
…
Looking at the messages in the comment area below the video, Pei Qian fell into a state of complete sluggishness.
There must be something wrong with this world!
I made such a crappy game, and a video author actually used it as material, and the response was so enthusiastic?!
Although he is still confused, Pei Qian has roughly understood the cause and effect of this matter.
His game was discovered by Qiao Laoshi, a video author who specializes in gaming complaints. Then Qiao Laoshi was inspired and made a complaint video.
Thanks to Qiao Laoshi's excellent copywriting, widespread attention, and meticulous editing techniques, this video became a hit!
Soon, this video attracted a group of tourist groups. Many people wanted to see how bad this game is.
The vast majority of people here have played it for a while and then stopped playing it. After all, this game is really boring, but most people don't care about the dollar and don't even think about refunds...
And a few players even developed a comparison mentality because of the ranking system, and even players with ulterior motives began to spread rumors and deceive people???
Some people say that if you look into the desert during the fourth hour of playing, there will be a fun Easter egg!
Some people also say that if you clear the game three times in a row, you can unlock hidden levels!
Many people even left messages under the video asking if this video could be reprinted...
Pei Qian realized that something was wrong.
Why does this game seem to be so popular?
Could it be possible...that this game is a loss???
"This will never work. I have to do something..."
Pei Qian is not going to sit back and wait for death, he wants to save himself!
If this game really becomes popular, Pei Qian will lose all his money!
Pei Qian felt that there might be something wrong with his game introduction.
It was too vague and caused misunderstandings among players!
We must be honest with the players, we must dissuade new players, and we must not let them spend any more money!