[If you feel uncomfortable, please promise me to read the first three chapters. Many people said that the first three chapters were a bit bland and I don’t want to revise them. The rest is very exciting. You can read it for yourselves. Grit your teeth and persist in reading a few chapters. Thank you.
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On a hot summer day, the scorching sun burns my heart.
Chen Shi stood in front of the "Have a Malatang" shop with a milk tea straw in his mouth and a pair of flip-flops.
A white short-sleeved shirt with a double-sided cartoon pattern. The front print shows Crayon Shin-chan attracting young ladies, and the back print shows Turtle Sennin never letting go of an old aunt.
I wear a pair of pocket pants on my lower body. I thought there were valuables inside. If nothing else, there are so many pockets. If you open the pockets, you will find that they are all filled with paper...
Squinting his eyes slightly and looking around, he touched his flowing hair that had just been washed. They all said that there are many beauties in front of Malatang. According to reliable statistics, nine out of ten beauties love to eat Malatang, but they are not found here or on nearby streets.
Why do you find someone you like? Is it written on your face that you can take maternity leave if you are near a beautiful woman? Don’t they want to take maternity leave?
Chen Shi secretly sighed, each of the ladies in Douyin Kuai's hand was prettier than the other, and it was all his fault that he had 50-million-pixel eyes without automatic beauty filtering and microdermabrasion, and he definitely did not blame the ladies.
Suddenly, a beautiful woman of about eighty-five cents appeared in his field of vision. Chen Shi was about to step forward to flirt with her, but in the end, the young lady hugged a middle-aged uncle who could be her father and sat in the uncle's car.
The shock absorption of this car must be good, right? They must be carefully testing the shock absorption performance of this car. If you don't mind, Chen Shi is willing to join this testing task. I wonder if the other party agrees?
Nowadays, young ladies would rather sit in a Mercedes-Benz and bend their legs than sit on an electric car to stretch their legs. Even those who are a little bit good-looking have "only for the rich" written on their faces.
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I hate myself for being poor. A poor person has never used a mobile phone higher than the level of Redmi. For a moment, a poor person wants to throw away his credit card and uninstall Huabei, and become a mountain villager who hides his name and cannot be found by banks and Alipay.
Changing destination, Malatang has been killed, next stop is a milk tea shop, which is said to be a gathering place for beauties that is higher than Malatang.
Throw the fragrant cup in your hand into the dry garbage recycling bin. From now on, you can no longer drink the milk tea that comes in four-cup packs for ten yuan in the supermarket. It is easy to lose yourself and think that you are a rich person.
The Malatang boss looked at Chen Shi's retreating back and raised his middle finger, which was a condolence for his poverty.
When I came to a nearby Internet celebrity milk tea shop, let alone, there were quite a few beauties.
Occasionally, some pretty young ladies passing by would have words written on their faces: "I am a beauty, I am a goddess, I am a queen, I am a woman you cannot have." That sense of arrogance made Chen Shi want to go up and help them take off their clothes.
Show them a mirror and show them themselves. They can’t believe that the person in the mirror is themselves.
"Hey!" Chen Shi sighed deeply. I really don't know which woman who saves the galaxy can get the gift of herself. She will not show her talents to others easily. She is afraid of scaring everyone, and even more afraid of hurting men.
The fragile hearts of our compatriots.
They say that dogs can travel thousands of miles to eat shit, and wolves can travel thousands of miles to eat meat. Now I can’t even afford ham, let alone find a wife.
One good thing about being single for a long time is that I am not picky about food. Thinking about the last time I saw the pig head on the pork shop, I felt that it looked like my first love...
It's a pity that I can't afford pork now. Just like my first love, I can only think about it.
"Gululu~~!" His stomach growled unsatisfactorily at this time, which completely ruined Chen Shi's cool appearance. It is said that the image of a little puppy is very popular in front of women these days, but Chen Shi didn't feel it at all.
Why am I so popular? Just because my puppy has more hair, doesn’t it count as a puppy?
He rubbed his poor belly with his hands and looked at the time again. It was almost noon. After walking around all morning, it was time to have lunch.
I straightened my hair, knocked on my slippers, threw out a grain of sand, took out my phone, and checked the time. At this moment, there is still one minute and twenty seconds left before the group buying flash sale. Three yuan, ninety-two halo and two elements, it’s you.
Already.
The snap-up was successful. This kind of activity is to attract new customers. After the original price was restored, there were basically no new customers. They were all rushing to buy at the price of 3.9 yuan. If you restore the original price of 20 to 30 yuan, who are you looking after?
Do you know the difference between twenty-thirty and three-nine dollars?
"Office Chinese Restaurant" is located in the main urban area of Jianghai City. It is a restaurant specifically for office workers.
It was almost lunchtime, and there was still room. Chen Shi originally wanted to find a seat where there were many beauties to sit down and have a meal together, so he added us on WeChat to make an appointment.
But he still underestimated the speed of single Wang. Most of the people he could catch his eye were taken first, so he had no choice but to find an empty seat and sit down.
"Sir, what do you need?" A nice-looking waiter walked up to Chen Shi and asked politely.
"Would you like a sweet and pure beauty born after 1995?" Chen Shi turned to look at the other person and said.
"⊙?⊙!..." The waitress looked at Chen Shi with an embarrassed look. Any good-looking woman would make fun of her. This was Chen Shi's basic principle of life.
"I'm sorry, I turn on the incoherent mode when I see a beautiful woman. I'm sorry." Seeing a few idiots around him who were pointing fingers at him, Chen Shi glared at them fiercely. Not convinced? Come and beat him up if you don't agree.
Believe it or not, as soon as I lie down on the ground, I will have enough food and clothing.
His fearless aura this day was so frightening to these office workers that they immediately bowed their heads to eat.
"What's so great about being an office worker? I'm an office worker too! I also pay social security." Chen Shi thought that he would soon be different from them. Soon, he would be out of poverty.
"Group buying!" Chen Shi took out his mobile phone and showed the QR code.
"...!" The waitress was speechless again. She thought you were a white-collar worker who could afford a 20-yuan rice bowl, but she didn't expect you to be a loser who buys a 3-yuan group purchase. The waitress expressionlessly picked up the code and scanned it.
He scanned the QR code and left. At this level, you are still born in the 1995s. Why don’t you want to be born in the 1970s? Your destination will be those born in the 1970s.
Chen Shi... Is this the look of being looked down upon because of poverty? I really want to take out the little genius watch that I got with my phone bill to let the beautiful woman know that he is also a man with a watch.
A piece of fast food was served, and Chen Shi ate it happily, not caring about the eyes of others. Some men were eating beef rice bowl worth more than 20 yuan and looked at Chen Shi mockingly.
Are you still trying to flirt with girls under these conditions? Did you see it? Can you afford to drink Wong Lao Kat which costs 5 yuan a bottle?
Chen Shi looked at this group of people and picked his teeth with a toothpick. After twelve o'clock, I am different from you. I will not consider which mobile phone with the price of one thousand yuan is the most cost-effective.
Not to mention whether to add eggs or not to eat an egg pancake. After twelve o'clock, I officially started to eat old things.
Just when Chen Shi wiped his mouth and was about to get up, a man and a woman came in from outside. The man looked like a polite scum, and the woman looked like she could play high notes with Lao Wang next door at any time.
This is not the point. The point is what the two said next. The man pointed to Chen Shi's table and said to the waitress: "Take this away for us, clean and disinfect the table, and disinfect the chairs as well."
Chen Shi???What does it mean?
"Okay, Mr. Xie, please wait a moment." The waitress glanced at Chen Shi and it was clear that she wanted to get up and leave.
Chen Shi leaned on the chair and said: "I haven't finished eating yet. If you want to eat, sit across here. I don't dislike you, and I don't need you to wash your body with 84 disinfectant. Just pretend to be an idiot here. Don't come here if you have money."
For food, you can walk a few steps to a five-star hotel, which is clean and hygienic.”
"What do you mean? Do you think we can't afford five-star food? Do you know who owns this restaurant? My brother-in-law owns it. You are not welcome here and will not be open to you in the future." Xie Yuhu said with a look of disdain.
The woman next to Xie Yuhu fanned Chen Shi with her hands, as if Chen Shi was full of stench. Other diners were watching the excitement, and Chen Shi became the focus of the audience.
"Liu Kaiming is your brother-in-law? How awesome. I thought this was your store. Look at the three floors of this store, the lobby on the first floor, the private rooms on the second and third floors, and you can tell that only people with foundation can afford it. It's awesome.
Awesome! Your brother-in-law is awesome!" Chen Shi gave the man a thumbs up.
Then he looked up at him and asked, "Guess who I am?"
