Wang Mengmeng took Chen Shi for a walk on the street. Chen Shi looked at his phone. At that time, it was his first time to participate in a talent show. To be honest, he was a little excited.
"How about it? Our Su City is pretty, isn't it?" Wang Mengmeng said.
"Beautiful, every little family has jasper. No wonder Emperor Qianlong fell in love with Jiangnan. You said he came here to travel and choose a concubine at the same time. Isn't this more tiring than tiring? He's in great shape. He can move in infinite bursts and is even better than Gatling.
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Wang Mengmeng [○?｀Д′?○]!!! "Which one do you like? Do you want me to pretend to be a mentally retarded girl and pretend to be lost? I only remember your mobile phone number, brother, and then ask the little sister to call you. After that, you thank me.
Inviting people out for dinner creates opportunities for you to hook up with girls. For example, if I ask ten beautiful girls for their numbers, is the hit rate of one out of ten very high? How about adding ten more?"
Chen Shi~ "No need, Mengmeng, why do you have so many tricks?"
"Because I've been with you for a long time, I bet that even if Tang Zeng has been with you for a long time, I guess the poles that Monk Sha picked up from the West to study for Buddhist scriptures were all filled with small umbrellas."
Chen Shi... Are you praising yourself or scolding yourself?
"Cousin! You actually went shopping with a boy. I have to tell my aunt." A fat boy carrying a schoolbag and glasses suddenly shouted to Wang Mengmeng. Wang Mengmeng frowned, and Brick looked at the little fat man, Damn! This is me.
My cousin Ip Man is about to enter sixth grade.
"Who is this?" Chen Shi asked doubtfully.
"My cousin Ip Man."
"Ip Man? The one who beats ten with one?"
"Look at him like this, can he fight ten of them? He's a weakling who was beaten down even in 1V1."
"Is he threatening you? Does he want a benefit?" Chen Shi said looking at Little Fatty.
"To put it simply, he wants to ask me for my pocket money, and uses you to threaten me, and wants to blackmail me for my pocket money in a long and steady way." Wang Mengmeng looked at her cousin Ye Wen. This kid is a typical mean-mouthed man who doesn't deserve a beating, and he is also brave.
He is afraid of getting into trouble, and he is the absolute king of talking. When he plays the king, he is easily reported and his account has been blocked for three times because of his talk. In reality, I heard that he is often bullied by his classmates and goes home crying. He dare not tell his family who bullied him.
Afraid of being beaten.
"Look at me." Chen Shi walked towards Ip Man and said with a cold face: "Are you threatening me, Ma Zi? Do you know who I am? Have you ever heard of Brother 2B, Guanqian Street, brother of Big B in Causeway Bay?"
"I've never heard of it. You think I've never seen Young and Dangerous? You do look a lot like 2B."
"Oh, let me go! Are you looking for trouble, you little chubby guy? Believe it or not, I will come to propose to you as your cousin-in-law right now. I have a house and a car. Then I will spend money to find ten or eight tutoring teachers for you.
You know the joy of tutoring. Threatening me, I will be your cousin-in-law every minute on my condition. Then I will let you know the joy of studying. Isn’t the schoolbag heavy enough? Isn’t the study pressure low? Isn’t the homework too easy?
, how dare you argue with me."
Little Fatty's face suddenly turned cold. Why is this man different from the men before he pursued his cousin? Shouldn't he please himself?
"Not only will I find the most tutors for you, I will also spend money to send you to learn Taekwondo under the pretext of fitness. When the time comes, I will give the coach some red envelopes and ask him to take special care of you, making you a target. Everyone will take advantage of you.
Practice actual combat with me. Don't you go and ask me. I have never done a good thing in my life. As long as I do things at the expense of others, I must benefit myself. Come on, take me to see your aunt now. I happen to be free today.
Meeting me is the beginning of your tragic life."
With a "wow" sound, little fat man Ye Wen was so frightened that he cried. Is this man still a human being? He didn't even spare a child.
"I was wrong. I promise not to tell my aunt. Please let me go, big brother. I will recognize you as my big brother from now on. I want to learn from you and be a complete bad guy, so that no one will dare to bully me again.
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"Oh, I'm familiar with you. You know the rules, right? If anyone bullies you in the future, I'll help you. I'm your cousin-in-law after all. I want to go shopping with your cousin. What a coincidence, my brother's balance is 0."
"Brother-in-law, I'm still a child. Can I get a discount on the protection fee? I only have 8888 balance in WeChat, but this is the money I saved. I plan to buy a few VIP tickets for TF's concert for our class.
If girls watch it, I will give you 88 at most. In addition to the ticket money, I will also leave some money to treat them to singing and dinner and help them buy game skins."
"Hey, little fat boy, you already know how to use money to please girls at a young age. You even cast an extra net to invite more than one girl to the concert. You still have less homework and you really need a beating. What can you do? Hurry up.
188 is the price.”
"Cousin, I was wrong. Please discuss it with your cousin-in-law. I really only saved so much with a meager salary. When my new year's money comes, can I make up for it by one hundred?" The little fat man Ye Wen suddenly looked at Wang Mengmeng pitifully and said,
"Don't do this, you asked me for a red envelope and I said I didn't have 200. Don't give it. I feel sorry for the red envelope function. The price is 200. Otherwise, I will consider hiring two tutors for you and remove you from Taekwondo."
Send him to the Sanda team, where he has more practical experience."
Ye Wen~ "Are you still my cousin? The starting price for sitting on the floor has actually been increased to 200~"
"Stop talking nonsense, and I will tell your mother that you, a loser, actually spend thousands of dollars to treat people to a concert. Wouldn't it be nice to buy some melatonin for your parents?"
"I was wrong cousin, I gave you two hundred. I'm leaving my cousin and my cousin-in-law. I have to go to tutoring classes. Cousin, you have such a unique vision~" Ye Wen left after saying this. This cousin-in-law is a trap.
I have led my cousin into a bad boy. I must learn from this cousin-in-law and strive to become a bad boy. I heard that bad boys are very popular...
"It's true that one thing brings another thing down. My cousin is a bastard, but he was eaten to death by you. Let's go to the movies. I haven't been to the cinema for a long time. Today I want to make up for it.
Three shows, and then go directly to my best friend for dinner."
Three~three shows? Chen Shi was speechless for a while. Ever since he knew that there were cameras in the cinema, and people could see what you were doing even in the dark, Chen Shi no longer even wanted to take his girls to the movies.
It was already 7:50 pm after watching the movie. To be honest, Chen Shi felt a little nauseous the moment he walked out of the cinema. Just like if you like braised pork, if you eat it continuously in the morning, lunch and evening, you will get sick of it.
I took a taxi and went straight to an outdoor barbecue restaurant. It is said that the owner here only provides an oven and ingredients and does not help you bake. You have to bake it yourself. The most important thing is that the oven is rented for 100 yuan. The ingredients are said to be fresh and not expensive in the market.
Twice the price. For example, most mutton skewers on the market are three yuan and five yuan per skewer. The starting price here is basically ten yuan per skewer.
What sells barbecue here? What sells is the environment. The environment is really good. It has a somewhat antique design. There are small bridges, flowing water, pavilions and pavilions specially designed by someone. There are also leisure and entertainment venues such as swings and seesaws, which are very suitable for young men and women.
Dinner together.
After Chen Shi and Wang Mengmeng took a taxi to their destination, they found that there was a performance here. Probably the biggest feature here is that no one would think the barbecue here is not delicious. They would only say that their own barbecue is not delicious. After all, there is really no one here.
Help you bake.
"Mengmeng over here!" A sweet-looking girl with two small tiger teeth waved to Wang Mengmeng. This girl has long hair and a white dress, giving people the feeling of Xiaojiabiyu.
