Chen Shi lowered his head and looked at Pan Jun's information and asked, "How long have you stayed in England?"
"One year, I stayed there for a year, but I love it there, I like the culture there, the rhythm of life there, and everything there. You don't understand, and I guess you haven't stayed there either.
Even you can’t understand that feeling.”
"Oh~ no wonder, it's been like this for one year. If I give you another five years, you may have forgotten Chinese. Our own things are so good, why do you like other people's things? No matter how good other people's things are, they don't belong to you.
Ah, it’s like a person insists on going to a pig pen and saying that he is a pig, not a human, and he likes to be a pig, but other pigs think that you are not worthy of being a pig, and the result is that you are not a pig, but a human.”
"Fuck! Are you scolding me?" Pan Jun glared at Chen Shi as he rolled up his sleeves and prepared to rush forward with his guitar.
"How do I scold you? Please don't be angry. I just tell you that our culture is beautiful and very good. The ancients said that people don't have to say everything, and if they say nothing, they will have no friends. There is no need to blame people harshly. If you criticize someone harshly, they will be far away from each other. This
Do you know what it means? If you don’t understand, we are coming.
For example, you must think that the popular local love words are very local, right? But this is not our culture. Our culture should be like this. For example, Teacher Li, I want to tell you that I miss you. I can say this, Xiaokan
The sky is foggy and I look at the clouds. When I walk, I miss you. When I sit, I miss you.
For another example, nothing can stop me from liking you. I can say this, the sky never grows old and love never ends. The heart is like a double mesh with thousands of knots in it. If this is the case, can the British you like achieve this level?
Kind of cool?
If you are not convinced, let me tell you another sentence. For example, I want to tell Teacher Li that I only love you. I can say this, although there are hundreds of beauties in the world, you are the only one I love.
I like Teacher Li, but Teacher Li doesn’t know that I like her. How should I express it? I would say this, the mountains have trees and the trees have branches, and my heart is full of joy and you don’t know it. Do you see a picture like this and feel tall?
Shang, let me ask you, can you give me a more powerful love story than this? Don’t they say that England is a romantic place? Can you also be romantic and show it to me?”
Everyone present, I wonder, can I be so blatant in flirting with girls? I learned it, Pan Jun was even more furious, why on earth did you use my topic to start picking up girls?
The other three entertainment companies even looked horrified. Is this kid tired of living a crooked life? Everyone knows that Han Zhan likes this Li Jiani, but he still does this.
"Teacher Chen, please pay attention to your words." Li Jiani said speechlessly. This guy actually dared to talk about love in front of so many people, but he has to go to another level. Is this considered progress? Should she be happy for him?
"Okay, Teacher Li, let me continue my comment. Everyone raises his son to be smart, but I have been deceived in my life by being smart. I hope that my child will be stupid and ignorant, and he will be a good minister without any disaster. Pan Jun, what do you think of this poem?" Chen Shi asked.
"Sorry, I prefer Western literature and have little interest in Chinese studies. Are you showing off Chinese studies here? Do you think this is a place to show off Chinese studies? This is a talent show. Do you have any professionalism?" Pan Jun said angrily.
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"Okay, since you mentioned professionalism, let's talk about your professionalism. Who taught you your English pronunciation? You are fooling me. It's like you can't sing Cantonese songs in Cantonese. You feel very happy.
You sang it to the depths of your soul. Did you know that people in Guangdong and Guangxi were all confused when they heard it? I don’t even know what you were singing. My English is not very good, but I also heard what you were singing.
What?
Also, can you stop pretending to be a teenager when you’ve already run for three years? You still want me to ask you why you are so crazy, right? Then reply to me that you are not frivolous when you are young, but can you become crazy when you are seventy or eighty? Let me tell you, the madman Li Ao can be crazy.
Throughout my life, because he has confidence and real talent, even if his works are gone, there will still be people who will give a thumbs up and like them. How about you?
Sorry, I want to tell you that you are just crazy. I suggest you go home and buy a little jumping frog and squat in the corner to play by yourself. Don't say that I am venomous and want to redefine Chinese music. People will "re" allow you.
Is it defined like this? Do you have your own original work? Take a long-famous song and rearrange it yourself, and it’s yours? Is this going to be redefined? If you bring together two post-00s groups, it’s called a new force?
Then I go to the kindergarten and recruit two children to form a band, and then name it the kindergarten school bus band. Can I directly challenge the post-00 generation? You are old. The future will make us the world after 15. Don't be stupid, okay? We are talking in a competition.
, you said this is a talent show, what kind of talent show? Artist talent show, you have lost the culture of your ancestors, and I will not blame you, but why have you also lost your artistic ethics?
Sometimes you can play with personality, but it's boring to play blindly. You must be angry with me and scold me for pretending. If you have the ability, you come. If you can do it, you can do it. Since you think so, then I'm here." Chen Shi stood up.
He went straight to the stage, twisted his neck and clenched his fist, making a crunching sound. Unknown to him, this guy was about to start a fight.
Chen Shi took the guitarist's guitar and directly played and sang the English song that Pan Jun had just sung. While singing, he walked around the stage and interacted with some female contestants.
Pan Jun~ I never asked you to come, and I didn’t even think about it. You are just adding drama to yourself. Is the entertainment industry so cruel that the judges even take the initiative to add drama to yourself to get a chance to perform?
"That's enough! I've been putting up with you for a long time. I don't want you to be so pretentious." Pan Jun suddenly shouted and stepped forward to try to snatch the guitar back from Chen Shi's hand. As a result, Chen Shi turned around and put the guitar down.
After reaching his hand, he said: "Don't be angry. It's not good for you to be angry. I've finished my review and now give it to other instructors. Remember, don't talk about England in front of me next time. I'm allergic to England. You
Let’s first understand the Analects of Confucius and then go to Britain.”
The other judges looked at Chen Shi with a confused look on their faces. This kid really has a lot of talent. Has he been waiting for this opportunity to show off for a long time? But this Pan Jun does have connections. Tianma Entertainment has already been in contact with him.
, but there was an aunt who spent her own money to buy him 200,000 copies of the digital album, which cost 20 yuan a copy. Who would be in trouble with the money? This time, he just went through the motions and claimed to the outside world that he was admitted based on his strength.
"Pan Jun, I like your character. Young people should have this unruly look. I am even more unruly than you at your age. It is rare to insist on being yourself. Your arrangement surprises me.
"This is the first time I know that this song can be played like this. It's amazing. I'll sign a contract for you. I don't know if you are willing." The baby face of Tianma Entertainment said righteously, and tilted his head to look at Chen Shi and said: "
Young people should not care about other people's opinions. If Jay Chou cared about other people's criticism back then, he probably wouldn't be the Jay Chou he is today."
When Chen Shi heard this, he shook his head! Isn't this the time to criticize him again?
"Excuse me, Mr. Che, right? Jay Chou was originally criticized for his unclear pronunciation, but no one has ever criticized his lyrics and music. Moreover, his subsequent slow and fast songs have proven his ability. Please use another metaphor next time.
, Just~ I’m sorry, I have low qualifications and limited knowledge, so I can’t find anyone similar to this person.”
"Fuck! Come down here, believe it or not, I will slap you." Pan Jun looked at Chen Shi with red eyes and roared angrily.
"I don't mind this, Mr. Pan, because I have been learning Sanda since I was a child. People who practice martial arts never fight with others without legal protection. I would rather suggest that we organize a fighting competition and sign a life and death contract.
In the agreement with Tian, McGrady scored 13 points in 35 seconds. Believe it or not, I can KO you 13 times in 35 seconds." As soon as Chen Shi said these words, the audience was stunned.
Hold the grass! Are these judges all learning Sanda now? You can’t fight or beat me, so you can only behave honestly.
Pan Jun suddenly got scared. He pretended not to hear Chen Shi's words and refused to answer Chen Shi's words. He said to the baby face of Tianma Entertainment: "I do." Then when he led the people away, he turned around and gave Chen Shi a middle finger.
, anyway, it’s not illegal to give the middle finger, I’ll give you the middle finger.
"Go slowly and go to the backstage of the program to ask if there are any lightning rods. Maybe you can use them when you go out." Chen Shi said with a smile.
Pan Jun was confused? What do you mean? Walking to the backstage, bassist Ergou said: "Brother Jun, he said you were struck by lightning because you were pretending to be cool, and the story I just read, "Everyone Adopts a Son Hopes to Be Smart" was written by Su Shi, and its name is Xi.
Son, it means that he is me, he is very smart, too smart, but he is harmed by his cleverness. The second half of the sentence means that he hopes his son can be dumber and reckless. It doesn't matter. The overall meaning is that he says you are his son."
Poof~ Pan Jun actually vomited a mouthful of blood. For the first time, he felt that he was a fool and was being fooled around. Pan Jun, who was already small-minded, suddenly became angry and vomited blood. Wouldn't everyone in the audience know that he was being fooled?
Chen Shi is acting all over the place, isn't he? He's so embarrassed, he's going to vomit.
