At this moment, the distance between Chen Shi and Ji Ziling is less than five centimeters. You can calculate how many centimeters there are after excluding the distance between the two noses. This is really teasing yourself.
Why are children like this nowadays? If you want it, I will give it to you. After all, I have a lot of warmth at thirty-six degrees five, but you tease me in public like this, which makes me panic.
The people in the bar suddenly focused their attention on Chen Shi and the others. Chen Shi was so miserable. Unexpectedly, one day he was teased by a group of brats. These brats were nineteen or twenty, and each thought he was
She is very awesome. I feel that I am unique and mature, but it is so embarrassing. The main reason is that I cannot play ambiguous with her. My current personality is that of a rigorous scholar.
"The spring breeze is ten miles away on Yangzhou Road, and it is better to roll up the bead curtain. From now on, I have no intention of loving the good night, and let him go down to the west building under the bright moon." Chen Shi looked at Ji Ziling and said, Ji Ziling's whole body felt hot with every word he said, such special words.
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It is much more meaningful than those boys chasing after themselves. Those boys like to say, Miss, you are so beautiful. You are my whole world. Besides the wooden and iron doors, there are us. I am tired of hearing these earthy love words. You
Listen to this, this is a love story.
When Wei Ran heard this, she quickly said: "Professor Chen, you perfectly combined the two stories. It feels like a good friend. I decided to study ancient poetry again in the future. Seeing Li Wei, this is called love talk. After seeing you, from now on
I will never forget it. No beauty can match your beauty. Look at how nice those words are."
"Uh~ Well, can you please stop calling me professor? I'm sensitive to the name of a beast, so don't call me this casually." Chen Shi was speechless for a while, and he was flustered by the name of a professor. This girl wouldn't like the professor.
That kind of thing, right? Would you like to teach with a teaching stick?
"Come on, don't talk, let's sit down and chat, have some drinks, open them all, put the lemon slices in the ice bucket first, and each of us will have a bucket first." Li Wei asked the waiter to open all the beers, and put an ice bucket in front of each person.
It's all ice cubes and lemon slices. An ice bucket can be poured into three bottles of this beer. Originally, you put a few ice cubes into a glass, and then added one or two slices of lemon to drink the beer.
But Li Wei and the others thought that was too troublesome. It was better to just put it in an ice bucket and pour it into a cup if you wanted to drink it. Moreover, no one could escape from drinking like this. Each person had to get three bottles first.
Chen Shi was also speechless. Why did he use an ice bucket?
"I'm going to the bathroom." Chen Shi was about to urinate. It was not a good time to drink with this group of people tonight.
"I'll go with you. It just so happens that I feel the urge to pee too." Li Wei stood up and said. He saw that Chen Shi was about to pee and wanted to see how I would deal with you tonight.
Chen Shi O__O "...You are seeking death. You are actually challenging whether my warmth is enough to nourish three lilies, right? Let me go now and you may still have a chance to hold on to one or two bouquets of flowers. If you do this
Force me, I will let you go home and play with dogtail grass.
The two of them entered the bathroom side by side and looked at the slogan on the wall: One small step forward, one giant leap for civilization. These ten simple words are so profound and profound. When this sentence came out in the men's bathroom, it gave people a lot of attention.
Everyone was so shocked and admired. It turns out that whether human civilization can make a big step forward depends on this small step forward.
"Brother, you said the slogan in the men's restroom is "One small step forward, one big step for civilization." What's the slogan in the women's restroom?" Two young men smoking cigarettes next to them started chatting.
"How the hell do I know? I haven't been there either, but I think it's probably:
Squat backwards without tapping your heels.
The strength is well controlled and Auntie can clean easily.
When the water splashes down, civilization depends on everyone.
Squat one centimeter deeper and squat less than one square meter.
Take a small step back so that your shoes and pants don't get wet.
Squat straight in one line, squat crookedly in a large area.
Shake it off after urinating, without using hands the whole time.
There must be one of these words, if it weren't for me, I would be in trouble." Another young man who smoked said confidently while smoking.
"The sign in the women's bathroom says rush when you come and rush when you go," Chen Shi said after zipping up.
Everyone at the scene looked at the young man who said he wanted to eat shit. The young man stood there with a confused look on his face. What the hell...
"Xiao Ming, how many pounds do you want to eat?" My companion laughed, holding his stomach.
"Fuck! You can't talk nonsense anymore. Who knows that there are actually men who know what is written in the women's bathroom?"
Li Wei squinted at Chen Shi and asked, "How did you know this was written in the women's bathroom?"
"Don't you know how to check online?" Chen Shi turned his phone screen to Li Wei and said, "How stupid. Do you have to tell me that I went to the wrong bathroom back then? Did you make a mistake?"
After washing her hands and returning to the booth, the three girls were sitting there muttering to each other. If Chen Shi knew what they were discussing, he would probably run away on the spot.
"Brother, let's play a game and have a drink to cheer up the fun. We take turns asking each other questions. If you answer well, you don't have to drink. If you can't answer, you will punish yourself with three drinks. This is simple." Ji Ziling said.
"Truth or Dare?" Chen Shi was confused. These kids actually played this. This game is not suitable for older people, because this game is indeed suspected of cheating on other people's privacy. It would be embarrassing to talk about some privacy.
It's privacy, I just don't want people to know,
"Sorry, sorry everyone, I have an important meeting and I need to go quickly." Chen Shi wanted to run away again.
"Then I'll drive you there, and we'll continue drinking after you finish the meeting. I have time, so you don't have to be polite to me," Li Wei said.
Chen Shi stared at this guy with wide eyes, "What the hell are you doing, kid? Do you know? You are like Xiao Li inviting Lao Wang next door to his house to eat dumplings made by his wife, so that the family is no longer jealous."
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It takes ten minutes to walk to the nearest small supermarket from home. Xiao Li also walked to buy vinegar by himself. When buying vinegar, he also went to the vegetable market to buy some cooked food for a meal. This trip lasted half an hour. You said you asked the neighbor
What is Lao Wang doing at his house?
If I don't waste a few small umbrellas for you, I'll be sorry for the opportunity you created. Damn it, I'm ready to transform. Chen Shi's ultimate evolution is "a beast in disguise!".
"Well, since you are so enthusiastic, it would be unreasonable for me to refuse. I will postpone the meeting. Fortunately, I am not hosting this meeting. Let's have fun. Can I ask questions first? First of all, let me
This person is a relatively direct person and doesn't like to talk in circles.
Because I think the world is like mathematics. One plus one equals two. You don’t need to explain to me that there is a possibility that one man and one woman together equal ten. That’s biology, not mathematics.”
"Okay, little brother, go ahead and ask, who do you want to ask?" Meng Anran said.
Chen Shi looked at Li Wei with a smile on his face and said, "You and them are best friends, right? Have you ever thought about having sex with any of them? Don't lie? I've learned micro-expressions, and I can tell if you're lying."
Li Wei~My Nima|~This guy is very bad. This is a gift. I have always treated them as my best friend, and I only started to know each other from my college classmates. I have only joined their circle for half a year. This
The guy just expressed what was on his mind. This is not the point. The point is that whichever one you choose will offend the other two. Don’t doubt that women are even smaller-minded than you think.
If you choose one and the other rejects you, then you will miss the other two opportunities for development. You must not make such a low-level mistake.
"I refuse to answer and I will punish myself with three drinks." Li Wei picked up the ice bucket and poured himself three drinks in a row.
"Then let me ask you, are you a real scholar? Or do you want to hook up?" Li Wei asked in turn. This question was very simple, direct and rude.
