There is a reason why Geng Hao got angry after reading the script. For example, take a look at the table of contents of the script written by this screenwriter:
Script {Rebirth: I am the Domineering Grandma Liu}
Table of contents
1. Grandma Liu also wants to fall in love
2. Passionate young master Baoyu fell in love with me
3. The domineering president Jia Zheng fell in love with me
4. Tang Monk was so angry that he defended Grandma Liu
5. Grandma Liu angrily uprooted the weeping willows
6. Grandma Liu, Sun Wukong, and Songjiang Grand View Garden became sworn brothers
7. Lin Daiyu punched Guanxi
8. Grandma Liu warmed the wine and beheaded Cao Cao
10. Rebirth again, Grandma Liu’s story of cultivating immortality
11. Grandma Liu was promoted to Dou Di and defeated Xiao Yan
12. Grandma Liu brought the Trisolarans into the harem
13. Grandma Liu collected six infinite rough stones
14. Grandma Liu vs. Avengers
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The above omitted a hundred entries. Each directory has 50,000 words. It is expected that 365 episodes of the series will be filmed. Do you really want to watch this now? Geng Hao is about to collapse. After this script, the second script is interesting.
, as fierce as a tiger at the beginning:
It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts...
Pain, pain, pain...
When she was pushed to the ground by Lu Erhao, Sulima felt something in her body passing away quickly. She shouted in pain: "My stomach hurts so much, please help my child."
Su Mutang looked at her contemptuously: "Stop pretending, you fell down and squatted down. You should have pain in your butt now, not your stomach."
Sulima looked at the man's eyes that were partly cold, partly sarcastic, and partly careless about the fan-shaped chart. Her heart ached like a knife. What's worse, it was the baby in her belly that grabbed her heart.
After kind-hearted people helped send her to the hospital, the doctor accurately inserted a silver needle into the baby's hand that was holding Sulima's heart. The pain caused the baby's hand to loosen, and with a bang, Sulima was pregnant with her third trimester.
The 1-month-old baby was born successfully.
But when all this happened, Su Mutang was accompanying Lu Erhao and ignored her situation.
Two drops of bright pearls rolled out of the corners of Sulima's eyes, causing her to lie on the ground and search for a long time before she found them.
Just as she was thinking about it, Lu Erhao appeared in front of her, and suddenly the ward was filled with the smell of expensive YSL&Dior perfume.
That's the smell of Sumutang. The expensive fragrance is really long-lasting...
Are you sure this isn't some kind of trouble? Look at the third script:
Liu Kangguang told his wife: There is an undercover agent, stop having babies!
The mother, Lu Hejin, quickly re-tied the umbilical cord that had just been cut, stuffed the newborn baby back, and asked her husband for needle and thread to sew it back together. Her husband handed her a stapler to make do.
Chen Yongren was at a loss in his belly when he suddenly felt that the sound of a stapler being stapled to his belly was very familiar. He calmed down and listened carefully -
"This is Morse code!"
With the mousse code, you can prepare the mousse with the strongest styling ability. The fetus Chen Yongren quickly combed his hair, but unfortunately he didn't have a hair dryer at hand.
Chen Yongren had an idea and typed out another string of Morse code in Lu Hejin's uterine wall. After receiving the message, pregnant woman Lu Hejin immediately took a big breath and blew Chen Yongren's hair with each breath.
On the other side, Chen Yongren’s real mother gave birth to undercover Liu Jianming...
Crazy! Geng Hao is already facing collapse. The current market is no longer what it was five years ago. Doesn’t it sound good to hide thunder in your crotch now?
Geng Hao couldn't help but open another script:
Leng Qian is a female agent from the 22nd century who died during an operation. Unexpectedly, she accidentally traveled to a different continent.
Leng Qian opened her eyes and saw two people next to her who were about to give her a few more blows. She ran away. There was a cliff in front of her. She jumped down without hesitation. After jumping down, she unexpectedly met a man who was taking a bath.
Lord Dragon Aotian!
Long Aotian: "Woman, who gave you the courage to spy on me taking a shower?"
Leng Qian was pounding non-stop, thinking how could this man be so handsome!!! He said nonchalantly: "Where could you be a narcissist? I don't even bother to look at you, okay?"
The male protagonist: quibbles. Then he fights with the female protagonist, captures the female protagonist, and accidentally escapes.
Male protagonist: "Woman, you successfully attracted my attention..."
Geng Hao wanted to tear up these scripts. Why the hell are they all like this? He accidentally opened another one and almost stung his eyes. The beginning was: My parents unfortunately died before I was born... This is ridiculous.
Ma, your parents died before you were born, where were you born?
"Boss Chen, do you think I am out of touch with society? Or have I been away from this circle for too long? Is this kind of thing so popular now?" Geng Hao asked.
Chen Shi looked at him and said: "How many times has Lao Geng told me, just call me Shitou. I feel uncomfortable when the boss calls me. First of all, you must understand that existence is reasonable. There must be a market for this kind of film, and now
Many people love to watch this kind of movie. If they find it funny, they can take screenshots and use them as emoticons or make ghost animals.
Secondly, many screenwriters will write this kind of drama in order to pass the review. It is basically brainless. The reviewers also know that this is a brainless drama and has no innuendo or influence on social morality.
You see, you can’t make ghost films now, you can’t make crime films like The Godfather, and you can’t make films about human nature like The Redemption or Train to Busan. The space is getting smaller and smaller, even urban dramas are rare.
Because there are many minefields in urban dramas, it’s not that people can’t write good scripts, but that they don’t dare to write them. If they don’t pass the review, they won’t write it, and the investors’ money will be wasted. They will be revised after the filming is completed and submitted for review.
, and now that the traffic is high, what kind of acting skills do you expect them to have?
They cannot act in plots that are too complex, so these types of dramas are now loved by many investors, and are low-cost and highly profitable. If the production cost of a film and television drama is 100 million, the traffickers will take away 95 million in salary.
It’s time to start work. A few more traffics will guarantee the ratings.”
"You mean you also want to take pictures like this?" Geng Hao asked.
"Of course not. I had this idea before I met you, but they say that good directors can train actors, so I decided to let you find your own script, and you can also write it yourself. When you were in college, you participated in the Hong Kong Film Festival
Won the gold medal in the screenwriting competition."
"You can write, but what I write is, how should I put it, not suitable for the current market, and it is a web drama. If you ask me to shoot it, if I want to shoot it according to the movie specifications, I am afraid that the cost will be too high.
I will feel guilty if I lose the money, but I won't shoot according to high standards, because I'm afraid I won't be able to shoot well again." Geng Hao expressed his thoughts.
"You can go ahead and shoot three episodes first. We will release one episode a week. If there is a response to the second episode, we will start soliciting sponsorships and leave two weeks to continue filming. If the response is not good, we will waste the money for three episodes.
Let’s get back into shape and let artists try to leave the country on screen.”
"But the Han family, will Han Zhan let us pass the trial?"
"Don't let him think too hard. He can't interfere with this after the trial. The most he can do is give us some traps or black materials. I have already found a group of people who specialize in crisis public relations and are already simulating various hacking plans.
If you plan, you won't be at a loss when the time comes, just shoot, I want to see what you can take."
"As long as you say this, I will make it! I actually have a script! I originally wanted to make a movie series, but now it is better to try making a web series first. If the effect is good, we can extend the IP to the big screen
, make a series.”
When Chen Shi heard this, he immediately patted Geng Hao and said with a smile: "You guys have already got a backup plan. Tell me, what are you planning to film?"
Geng Hao turned on his computer and logged into his network disk. As long as he had inspiration, he would go to the Internet cafe to write something and save it in it. Over the years, there have been no less than twenty scripts in it. After opening a script, he said
:
"There are too many sensitive subjects. I originally wanted to film a police crime or suspense film, but no matter how I filmed it, I couldn't bring out the human side and pass the review, so I have a script here that tells the story of a liar.
This is a multi-character drama. You can say it has multiple protagonists, or you can understand that they are all supporting roles, because I plan to have a flip and a villain in every episode. There are no good and villains here, only interests first, but in the end, as long as the key points are put
Just make sure that there is an undercover police officer here.
In each episode of undercover, one person will be sent to jail. This makes it easier to pass the trial and can also tell everyone how to prevent being cheated. The most interesting thing is that everyone looks for the undercover together. I didn't design the undercover at all, there is only survivor bias. Who doesn't survive in the end?
Whoever is caught is an undercover agent."
Chen Shi said with a confused look: "Old Geng, you are playing too big a game. You don't set up a good and a villain, and then use survivor bias to determine a decent one. Not to mention the audience, the actors don't know what they are playing."
Is he a good guy or a bad guy? The audience probably won’t believe that this guy is actually a good guy until the end. Will this make it difficult to judge?”
"No, the plot I designed is not bloody or violent, it is just a brain teaser. And our main purpose is to prevent being deceived. At the end of each episode, we invite a policeman to educate people about deception and it will be easier to pass the trial. What we convey is something positive.
, do you think it’s okay?”
"Yes, yes. There is no such thing in China, but either there is insufficient funds or the production is too late. You'd better tell me about your creative structure." Chen Shi didn't dare to make a decision at once, after all, this thing started to work as soon as it was turned on.
Burning money.
"I'm going to catch people's attention at the beginning. Your fakery inspired me, ah! Your artistic creation inspired me. We set the opening in Kasukabe, the time is set at night, the scene is set in a coffee shop, and the characters are two middle-aged girls.
Uncle Nian and a girl with bangs and stockings in school uniform.
The three people were whispering, and then the plot unfolded. It turned out that the two middle-aged uncles were talent scouts from the agency, and the girl was a freshman who took the initiative to submit to the agency and wanted to be his girlfriend. They made an appointment.
Okay, let’s meet and discuss here.”
Chen Shi watched Geng Hao speak vividly, and a picture appeared in his mind inexplicably and unconsciously. The next step was to enter a room, where two uncles would simply ask the girl some questions? Then the girl was shy.
Answer, the last two uncles said don't be nervous, the girl lowered her head and took off her clothes???
Geng Hao, there's a reason why you were banned. With your shooting techniques, you can be judged in China for performing a handstand and drinking milk.
"Is there something you don't understand, Mr. Chen?"
"Keep talking, I understand what you're hearing. Anyway, there are just the two of us here. There's no need to silence the beeps. You can talk about anything. It's best to go into more detail. What size does the heroine need?
It’s better to start with C.”
Upon hearing this, Geng Hao suddenly laughed and said: "Have you seen it? I guess everyone will think like this when they see the beginning of this. Anyone who doesn't think like this is a pure young man. When the time comes, our opening music will be dong dong dong ~ jingle bell dong dong dong
~The familiar music sounds, and the scene has a sense of substitution, and the story is told.
Two middle-aged men were chatting with the girl. Their company was willing to give the girl 400,000 RMB as a salary for the film. If she was not satisfied with the price, they could discuss the price in detail. The two middle-aged men were enlightening the girl and breaking through her last psychological defense and concerns.
The girl had a huge gambling debt due to her father and her mother was ill, so she had no choice but to choose to do this.
The girl sat there and thought about it, and finally lowered her head and agreed. However, she had one request. She had to give her half of the deposit first and pay her mother's medical expenses. This kind of thing has never happened to two middle-aged people.
?
But the girl took out her resident card and student card and gave them to them, and said that she needed money very much. Her mother needed money and urgently needed money for surgery. She could make three to five movies in a month and still be able to make a movie.
There are many enemies to shoot at.
Two middle-aged people called their superiors for instructions. The superiors asked them to take the girl's resident card and student ID card back to the company, and first sign a contract with her and give her 200,000 RMB.
After the two middle-aged men gave the girl 200,000 yen, the girl gave the other her resident card and student card, thanked her for a while, and then hurried to the hospital with the money. After exiting the cafe, the two middle-aged men
After following the girl, the girl did go to the hospital. Then after going to the hospital bathroom, the girl took off her wig, put on a nurse outfit in her backpack, wore a mask, and passed by two middle-aged people.
At this point we can explain in detail. The girl’s residence permit is fake, and the student ID card is also fake. The electronic authentication in Rben is not as convenient as in our country. Most of them can only be used by specific units to verify other people’s identities.
, ensuring personal privacy is their purpose, just like Wandu and some domestic software that were ruined as soon as they were released.
People don't allow you to access various permissions. If you are found to have leaked personal information, and the personal information was leaked by your software, the software side will have to pay a very expensive amount, so this seemingly BUG plot is established, and then the brokerage company finds out
The girl's email and phone number have been canceled, and they are not accounts with personal names.
The girl used this method to defraud no less than ten brokerage companies and earned at least two million R yuan before returning to China, because her "father" asked all "family members" to go home for a "dinner". The father here is
For a BOSS, all the family members are liars. Dinner party means preparing to do a big job.
The story unfolds from this moment on. The girl is one line, and then there will be several other lines and several characters appearing. This kind of fraud gang has a clear division of labor and each performs their own duties."
"You continue to tell." Chen Shi took a sip of tea and said, this story is quite interesting.
"Okay, I'll continue talking and prepare to talk about some big dramas." Geng Hao said.