All the celebrities seemed to know where they were going, but Chen Shi really didn't know. It seemed that the program crew didn't trust these amateurs and were afraid of leaking their whereabouts in advance.
The final destination was not Zhejiang Province, but a third-tier coastal city in Suzhou Province. Everyone got off the bus at the airport and quickly entered a bus.
Chen Shi saw the other amateurs, two men and one woman. No one spoke, and everyone was closing their eyes and concentrating.
After driving for more than an hour, the program team asked everyone to board a sightseeing boat. Chen Shi didn't know what this was going to do, so he could only take it one step at a time. Some other guests didn't seem to know either, and they might not have done it in advance.
Do your homework.
Don't tell me, the crew of this show is pretty good at making things up.
Luo Mi glanced at Chen Shi with an expression of "stay away from me", walked towards the director and asked, "It's so mysterious, where is this going?" Luo Mi looked around.
"Sister Mi, it's hard to say this. It's all confidential. You also know that I am the executive director of this show. It is co-sponsored by many sponsors. The rules of the game were formulated by the sponsors themselves. I can only follow the process.
, please also hand over your communication equipment, and you can take the rest with you as you please." Chief Director Gao Hu said.
Luo Mi glanced at his agent. This crappy show insisted that agents not be allowed to participate. The stars had to participate in person. He reluctantly handed over his phone to the agent and signed the contract. It was hard to go back on it, but he still felt that this show was weird.
The main organizer is something these guys can't afford to offend. The biggest sponsor of this show is Goose Factory, and this show is also broadcast exclusively on Goose Factory's video platform, so no one dares to make mistakes. Goose Factory is not just about entertainment.
A prestigious circle.
The celebrities only know that this is an outdoor reality show, and at most the contract contains the words outdoor survival. However, everyone understands that outdoor survival is an outdoor vacation, and there is no survival at all. Everything has been arranged.
The sightseeing ship was wandering on the sea. After driving for about an hour, the ship stopped. Chen Shi instantly understood where it was. It was a deserted island. There were many deserted islands in the waters of Hailian City. Two of them were occupied by people a while ago.
The 40-year use rights were obtained through auction and can be used for tourism development.
Now it seems that the show will be recorded on this island. It is indeed private enough. Even if fans know about it, they don't want to come over. Regional blockade management has been implemented.
This group of people participating in the program are completely isolated from the outside world. It has to be said that Goose Factory will make arrangements. There is not even a mobile phone signal here, only the dedicated satellite signal of the program team.
When the boat docked, Gao Hu stepped off the boat and said, "Everyone, welcome to Leisure Island. Next we will walk into the living area in the center of the island."
Celebrities???What do you mean? Walk on your own? How far?
"Of course, you can also choose to take a taxi, but you need to complete the task before you can take a special taxi. This place is two kilometers away from the center of the island." Gao Hu said.
I knew all the celebrities had the same expressions. They were all routines. Mahan said, "Come on! What kind of task? It's just a warm-up."
Everyone looked relaxed. They were just playing acupressure boards, blowing up balloons, blindfolded eating and other routine games. Amateurs also understand that these are regular routines in major variety shows, especially when these guests are invited.
He is a frequent guest on famous brainless variety shows.
Gao Hu looked at this group of variety show stars and wondered why he asked me to be the director of this program. He immediately knew that I was Fat Hu. No, why did I, Gao Hu, not have any friends after being in the entertainment industry for more than ten years?
"Everyone, the task is very simple. Here is a test paper for the primary school entrance exam. It is very simple. It covers three subjects, including Chinese and Mathematics. The top three according to the scores can choose a special car, and the rest can be walked." As soon as Gao Hu said this, he fell silent.
Chen Shi looked at Gao Hu, this girl would have no friends. Fortunately, he once tutored a child in his homework, but it turned out that it was better not to tutor him. After tutoring, the primary school student went to school the next day, and then came home from school and stayed up all night.
They are all correcting their homework, especially mathematics. As soon as they graduate, they will go their separate ways. Chen Shi was greeted by the kid for a week and asked him to teach him a few blind lessons.
Zhao Shuishui was confused, what is this going on? I have always been a foodie. The meaning is obvious. Apart from eating me, what else do you want me to do?
Zhang Tianbao...are you willing to do such a cruel thing to an angel baby?
Xu Na was watching, and the celebrities present were basically academic scumbags. The only one, Tian Xiu, who had the persona of a top student, couldn't show off, and his persona collapsed, leaving him as an amateur.
She couldn't let people find out that she couldn't calculate two-digit multiplication and division, and she could only speak a few sentences in English. She came to an amateur girl and whispered: "Hahaha~ Take care of me for a while, and I will give you an autograph and a photo."
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The girl was excited and nodded in agreement. When the other stars saw Xu Na's trick, they immediately understood. Zhao Shuishui walked up to a male amateur who looked like a social elite and didn't know what to say. The male amateur looked like I was ready for it.
Go to hell expression.
Zhan Tianxiu looked calm and composed as if he was a top student. He was different from them. He was just a primary school student.
All celebrities have their own ideas, and no one wants to accept the role of a scumbag. Zhang Xukun, who likes singing and dancing, was panicked. He knew that he participated in the talent show when he was young. Now the highest education level that Wandu can check is high school. In fact, he didn’t do much in high school.
In class, I focused on studying how to make a hype popular, and I didn’t learn any junior high school knowledge well.
"Everyone, your transcript will be posted on this billboard. Don't put too much pressure on it. People who come in the future will see it." Gao Hu's words exploded like a bomb.
Wang Chen looked at Gao Hu, "Can you speak human language? Don't say anything if you can't." He walked towards Chen Shi and said, "Brother, which school did you graduate from?"
"I..." Chen Shi thought deeply for a while and said, "I finished the college entrance examination and didn't have a banquet."
As soon as these words came out, the people around him immediately understood that he was a scumbag and there was no need to ask any more questions. Wang Chen quickly shifted his attention to another male amateur.
At this moment, the other three amateurs were happy. A group of celebrities were slyly slapping them. The camera was not turned on, but the hidden camera had already recorded the beautiful moments of these celebrities. This was the desired effect.
The next scene from the director team almost made the stars want to quit the show. All the stars were so confused that everyone was given a table, and the tables were five meters apart.
"Director Gao, are the cameras off?" Wang Chen asked.
Gao Hu smiled and didn't answer, which made Wang Chen want to kill him. He didn't care about his own face, but also the face of his ex-girlfriends. Who is not a big shot in the entertainment industry? Wang Chen reluctantly picked up his pen and read the test paper. This
What's going on? Why do you feel dizzy just looking at it?
Not only Wang Chen, but others were also similar. Chen Shi wrote the Chinese paper first, after all, he was good at it, and then English.
Finally, it comes to mathematics. There is no solution to this. I have almost forgotten it. The most embarrassing thing is that the mathematics test paper is the sixth grade Jiangsu Education Edition. Are you angry or not? The main reason is that the Jiangsu Education Edition mathematics test paper and mathematics textbook are all mine.
Many of the questions from this province are Mathematical Olympiad questions and some mind-bending math questions.
There is a saying that when a child looks for a tutor, he must look for someone who is a freshman in college, because the students who have just finished the college entrance examination know astronomy and geography, and after a year, most of them have returned their books.
However, Chen Shi was able to answer all the basic questions. Only the final additional question was not correct. He looked at the little genius's watch and it took him an hour and a half. Looking at the others, Chen Shi was confused.
Xu Na had been observing the surroundings and found that there were no cameras. She walked directly to Zhan Tianxiu and said, "Please show me the answers and compare them."
Zhan Tianxiu... "My specialty is reprocessing on the original basis. Now there is no basis for me to refer to."
Xu Na... took a look at Zhan Tianxiu's test paper. She was very good at it. At least she answered the question. Please copy it quickly.
Doubtful? What's going on? Why are the test papers different? After a closer look, I found that the three test papers are all different.
"There is something wrong with the senior director's test papers. They are all different." Xu Na asked a very valuable question, and everyone was wondering.
Gao Hu said to everyone: "Thirteen city test papers, we selected twelve test papers for junior high school, so it is normal that they are all different."
Celebrities... you are my sister, are you, the director, playing tricks on us?
"Write your name on the test paper as mine, and I'll give you one thousand yuan." Zhang Xukun walked up to Chen Shi and said condescendingly.
Chen Shi... "You are so generous. I will give you a dime and ask you to leave." Chen Shi said.
Zhang Xukun suddenly said with an angry face: "If you want to stay in this show longer, promise me, otherwise I will let you get out of here quickly. If you don't want to be popular here, you have to have a camera? And I can bring it to you."
If you want to take the camera, write my name as the person who answered the question on your test paper."
What Zhang Xukun said is right. In fact, many amateurs who come here want to take more shots. If they become popular, their destiny may change overnight. After all, becoming an Internet celebrity is short-lived but it can be profitable. Just like those three amateurs,
They are all sponsors.
But they actually wanted to be popular and have a camera, but the program team wouldn't give it to them. Chen Shi also wanted to use the camera before, but the program team just asked him to leave and stop blocking the camera, or they cut him out of the picture in the post-production process.
If Zhang Xukun is with you, then you will definitely have shots. After all, the program team wants his shots. If you interact with him often, you can get some shots.
Chen Shi was confused just now because the information resources he received were unequal. The information given to him by the program team was completely false, so he was confused for a while. Now he can be sure that Goose Factory is acting as a monster, and this program may not be
That's what they said.
In order to maximize attention, some program groups' favorite method is to create contradictions, and to make celebrities collapse in the program group. There are many of these, such as a certain Miss Shuang, such as Huang Jiaozhu, and others.
Artists, their personalities basically collapse during the show and they are criticized by the entire network.
The first is that there is a problem with the editing, but how to edit without subject matter, that is, to create topics in a guided manner during the recording of the program, and the installation of hidden cameras without informing the artists, etc. After these broadcasts, the artists will generally criticize them in the later stages.
, He didn’t dare to criticize the producer. For example, Master Huang was hacked by the toilet seat. He didn’t dare to criticize the toilet seat. He could only swallow this dumb loss.
This kind of incident is basically the province and Taiwan dare to do this, because even if it offends you, you don't dare to speak out, and you will come to cooperate next time.
Netcasters generally don't do this. After all, netcasters will still care about the artist's fans and the artist's management company. If I don't come to your house in the future, I will go to other online platforms and I won't be afraid of offending you. After all, you are not an official media.
But Goose Factory is going to do this this time. Interestingly, Chen Shi already knows what Goose Factory wants to do. He wants to tear up the personalities of these artists or make these artists look bad to gain attention.
The most important Goose Factory is not afraid of offending these artists. Although Goose Factory is not an official media, its energy and traffic volume are greater than those of official media. It is not afraid of offending fans. Can you not use my products? Social, payment, games, film and television
, literature, shopping, etc., you will all use my products. The most important thing is that Goose Factory is not afraid of being hacked. If you hack it, it will help it promote and build momentum. The main traffic volume is too large.
What? You want to call the complaint phone to complain? You need to be able to get through and tell me. Goose Factory users all know that Goose Factory’s customer service is a department you will never find.
There are also energy bodies. Goose Factory's own media channels are very powerful. Some of the channels you are familiar with are owned by Goose Factory, and there are also cooperative manufacturers. If Goose Factory wants to ban an artist, the most direct way is you and the artist.
Cooperation, our Goose Factory will not accept your advertising or any cooperation in the future. Big brand manufacturers will choose Goose Factory at the first time.
Do you want to know how powerful Goose Factory is? In the ten years from 2009 to 2019, Dongfang was in a loss-making state. After Goose Factory bought shares in it, it gave it a channel, that is, a certain letter that everyone is using, a channel connection, and let Xinchang
Dongfeng has grown 50 million users a year and turned a loss into a profit in one year with a net profit of more than 10 billion, which is the total profit of the past ten years. It has also revitalized the logistics that has been losing money and increased the market value of Dongfang.
It increased by more than ten percent, exceeding Pinxixi by more than 10 billion overnight.
You know how powerful Goose Factory is. The two companies of Shuangma basically take over all the software we use and shopping malls, etc., and they are all shareholders. The combined market value of the two companies has exceeded one trillion.
There are still many products that are not on the market, and the ones that are not on the market are their trump cards, that is, the products that everyone is familiar with are basically not on the market.
"I'm sorry, the thing I hate the most in my life is cheating on exams. Don't you feel ashamed or even shameful? Do you know? Because all the knowledge is accumulated by myself over time, which may be more than ten years.
I think it is priceless after being accumulated day after day for a year. You can go find the three cheap ones over there." Chen Shi ruthlessly rejected Zhang Xukun.
Zhang Xukun's face turned dark and he glared at Chen Shi angrily. He was deeply afraid that he would do something bad and be caught by the camera. These people knew that there would be hidden cameras on the program team, but they would step on the right spot to do something, such as
Chen Shi this.
Zhang Xukun observed for a long time to make sure that Chen Shi was not following Chen Shi or that there were no hidden cameras. Then he walked up to Chen Shi and spoke in a very low voice, lowering his voice to blur his original voice.
"Okay, everyone, it's time to hand in your papers. You can take a break. We're going to check your test papers." Gao Hu shouted with a loudspeaker. The elementary school test papers were relatively simple, with 100 points in each subject. Chen Shi felt that he could get 90 points in English.
Above, the math score is around 85.
Chinese language mainly depends on how the essay is scored, because this requires comparison with the reference answers. For example, Chen Shi’s math application questions have the correct answer, but the formula and steps are wrong. That is also wrong. If it is still in English, is it in accordance with the rules?
A unified vocabulary for textbooks.
The textbooks are basically changed every few years. For example, the writing and pronunciation of Chinese characters will change. For example, the word "who" is now pronounced as "water" by Zheng Qun. In fact, this test is very unfair, because some of the things you bake are different from yours.
Everything I learned back then has changed.
But the directing team is also smart. It only takes 50 points to give you a pass. Fifty points in each subject is easy. If you can't reach 50 points, you will basically be in the cold in the elementary school test paper. In fact, in addition to language and math,
The most difficult thing for most people is English, but for Chen Shi, the most difficult thing is mathematics, because he often uses English.
"Okay, everyone's results have come out. Your results are in my hands. Let's start from the last one. Are you excited? I am very excited, but besides being excited, I have one more important thing to say.
Say, that is~ This program is exclusively broadcast by Goose Factory Video. When buying and buying, go to XXX. For second-hand cars, go to XXX. There are no middlemen to make the difference.
Sorry for the slip of the tongue, you can’t use the middleman to make a difference, because the defendant in this slogan is indeed illegal, so buy second-hand cars from XXX, a second-hand car platform that everyone trusts, and reduce the price difference that I made from the middleman." Gao Hu replied.
