"How do you eat this? If you want to eat me, if you are greedy for my body, just say, why come here? Really, I come here to fight in the dark. When I brought the sow here, I thought it was as beautiful as a fairy. I couldn't see anything.
It just depends on your feeling." Chen Shi said.
"How did I know that this dark dish was so dark? And who did you say was the sow? It was the pork chop skin. Wait~ let's take a look at what this is eating first? Don't wait until then.
Only after eating it did I realize that what I was eating was junk food.”
Shen Xue picked up her mobile phone and turned on the flashlight to open the iron lid. It turned out that there was a Super Big Mac burger inside. The first layer was steak, the second layer was chicken steak, the third layer was pork chop, the fourth layer was fish steak, and the fifth layer was
The layer is lamb chops.
It's true that you can eat it in the dark, just grab it with your hands, and you won't be hungry after eating this burger, but it's a bit expensive at nearly 400 yuan for a burger.
Chen Shi opened his iron lid, let me go! There are eighteen sushis in eighteen flavors. How come there is sushi stuffed with strawberry? There is also a sushi with drunken shrimp. Isn’t this delicious?
What will be the reaction?
Wait~ Sushi stuffed with chives? Oyster sushi? Here’s another one~ Why does it look so much like beef whip sushi?
"You said you were not greedy for my body, so you brought me here to eat these. You were afraid that I wouldn't be able to hold on for half an hour, weren't you?! You scumbag! I invited you to dinner sincerely, but you changed your ways to think about my body.
Okay! Since you insist, then come on, the worst I can do is suffer some losses, it’s because I’m a soft-hearted person. As long as you’re happy, don’t worry about me.”
"What a beautiful idea you have. How do I know if this is a shady shop or not a shady cuisine? I want to report this shop selling dog meat. What the hell is this!" Shen Xue said angrily.
"How do you report someone? Isn't this dark cuisine? Have you ever seen sushi stuffed with bullwhip? And look at that burger of yours. Look carefully. Is that a bun sandwich? Is that the fruit in the pancake?
When it comes to the sandwich layer, do the sauces on each layer look like mustard sauce or chocolate sauce? Okay, tell me now, if you don’t want to eat me, are you worthy of this atmosphere?"
"Go away, finish your meal and leave!" Shen Xue said angrily, and then started to eat! To be honest, the dark ingredients are really a gimmick, and the food is really ordinary, just a combination of ingredients that everyone usually doesn't mix.
Suddenly a woman's roar came from the next room: "What are you doing! You're touching my hand after we've only known each other for half a year! If we've known each other for five or six years, don't you want to kiss me on the mouth?"
"Fuck! You can eat here by yourself! I go to eat chicken for only 298 and it can still bring me happiness. We have known each other for a year, and I will touch you today. You actually reacted so much. We are broken up, completely broken up."
!That’s right! Don’t think about me renewing your super membership, yellow diamonds, and green diamonds for you in the future!”
"If we break up, we'll break up! It all depends on your character. You are indeed a scumbag! You won't renew my subscription after we break up."
Chen Shi... Is this the love of a buried family?
Shen Xue~ This must be a love-buried family. It has been years since I heard that Yellow Diamond and Green Diamond have super members. At that time, there were still members but no super members. Sure enough, only boys and girls with memberships could be together.
"Hmph! You are the scumbag. My love for you is obvious, but you don't let me touch you. You dislike me. You promised to be each other's angels. You don't know the most beautiful thing about angels.
Hug each other? The harm you do to me today, I will crush you severely in the king tomorrow."
"Silly Que! I wish we were separated from you. I am the king and you are the diamond. We are not on the same level to begin with. You are not even qualified to rank with me, and you still want to beat me up! Eat shit!"
There was a slamming of the door, and the girl seemed to have left, leaving ruthlessly. The boy roared: "I want to be the king! Just wait for me! I will tell you on QQ now that you announced the breakup, and our love has been torn apart by your own hands.
Broken!"
Shen Xue asked angrily: "Is there anyone still playing QQ now?"
"Yes, big data has been compiled. Today's young people are as obsessed with QQ as we were back then, and they use various tools. Only older people use WeChat, so we should still communicate offline in the future. After all, it is difficult to communicate online.
Oh, I just opened a super membership, but you use WeChat, we are no longer in the same world."
"Is it because QQ is convenient for driving?"
"Nonsense!" After Chen Shi finished speaking, he silently clicked on the license plate sent by a group friend. QQ is better because there are many good people...
Ma Tengteng is really a ruthless person. If the three generations born after the 80s are likely to be members of Penguin, tell me why they are so powerful?
"I won't eat it. It's either too spicy or too sweet to eat." Shen Xue said.
"Don't waste food. How can you get angry if it's not spicy? You didn't come here. Well, I'll be sad if you don't want to get angry. What makes you suddenly not hungry for my body? Is there something about me that's not good enough?"
"
"Don't be disgusted with me. I'll treat you to the next restaurant. Let's go eat somewhere else. Just treat it like spending money to buy an experience. I'll never come back again."
"No! It's nice here. I think the atmosphere here is very good. If I suddenly run into a room and raise my hands and then run out, will anyone notice me?"
"You~ this is a good idea. Do you think it would be exciting if we suddenly turned on the flashlight and broke into other people's rooms?" Shen Xue said.
"I don't know if it's irritating or not. I know we might be beaten to death. Let's go. I really can't swallow this bullwhip. I can't stand eating a cow's penis just thinking about it. I'm going to give it a blowjob in disguise."
"You're so disgusting, you've made me lose my appetite again."
Chen Shi and Shen Xue stood up and left with a flashlight, secretly making a note of the good points of this place. He will come again in the future, but it is not suitable to come here with Shen Xue. Different environments require different people, so ~ Gao Cuicui, are you ready?
?I will take you alone to tutor you on oral arithmetic.
After walking out of the restaurant, Chen Shi handed the salesperson a QR code. The waiter immediately added Chen Shi's WeChat account. Chen Shi lowered his head and played with his phone while typing: Next time I contact you, please reserve the innermost room for me. It's best to ask for the ingredients.
Add a little bit of burnt knife.
Waiter~Is this to make it easier for you to get fucked?
"I'm going! It's over! It's over!" Shen Xue suddenly said nervously while looking at her phone.
"What's wrong?" Chen Shi asked.
"My mother has a short video account, but she didn't know that she could push content to her friends. I secretly followed her account, but she didn't know.
I saw that she just made a short video saying that she just got off the plane, and then located her location! The location is Jianghai City, she must have come for a surprise inspection, if she knew that I live with you, my mother would definitely go crazy."
"What's wrong with living with me? When my mother comes, I just free up the room for her to live in. I'll live with you. Isn't that great?"
"Hey sister, if my mother knew that I was living with a man, she would definitely have taken me away. You don't understand my mother. What do you think of my mother? You should especially listen to my father. My father is a very traditional thinker.
People hate men and women living together before marriage."
"But we are separated."
"That's why I can't explain it. Do you think my mother would believe that you, a beast in clothes, would live with me under the same roof? Wouldn't she climb into my bed in the middle of the night?"
"You've gone too far. It's obvious tonight that you are lusting after my body. Wait, where is your mother? Will your mother take you away? Is it so serious?"
"Yes, it's very serious. I just got off the plane ten minutes ago. I guess I got a taxi now. I don't know where I am. The key is that there are so many things in your room that you don't have time to deal with them."
"Don't be in a hurry, young man. It takes half an hour to get here from the airport. Don't we still have time? And if you don't take the road in our community, you will have to take a detour for ten minutes. I will fight for these ten minutes for you."
, you can take me back by bike now, it will take about ten minutes for us to get home, and we still have half an hour to clean up."
"How is it possible? You can still give way to the traffic jam?"
"This is too simple, as long as you don't worry about money. I'm going to place an order now. I'll order fifty or sixty takeout first, and then make a note to ask the delivery boy to open the navigation and change the riding mode to the driving mode navigation. I'll give you the screenshot.
I pay 10 yuan per person for running errands, or I ask them to directly deliver food to me through Didi, and I reimburse the round-trip postage and reward each person with 20 yuan.
Let’s try the first method first to see how many orders we can place and how many riders can grab it. It is estimated that taxi drivers will drive here according to the address of the navigation system. Try your luck. As long as the taxi driver uses the navigation system, it will definitely prompt that the road section where we live is congested.
Switch to another route.
After all, all maps indicate where the road section is congested, and that’s where many people are using maps to navigate.”
Shen Xue~ Why does this guy have so many ideas? I am increasingly afraid that he will deceive me sooner or later...
"Are there any other plans? I'm afraid it will affect other people." Shen Xue asked while riding an electric bike.
"Yes! There are two gates in the community. After a while, you can give me your mother's photo, and I will show it to the community security and ask them to wait for a while. Our community does not allow entry because we don't have a pass, so let the security guard take some time to check and register.
, let’s seize the time to go home and clean up now.
Twenty minutes later, you slipped out of the other door and your mother called you. After you answered the call, you said you were outside and asked her to wait for you. Ten or twenty minutes later, you pretended to be here, and then you were talking to her.
Come home with your mother.
In forty minutes, I promise to erase everything about me, including the armpit hair that fell out on the ground."
When Shen Xue heard this, she clapped her hands and said, "You are really bad at what you do, and you are ruining the first place, so I will do as you say."
Chen Shi...what's wrong with me? This is wisdom.
When he got home, Chen Shi first tidied up the closet. Fortunately, the room next door also belonged to him. In order to save time, he just threw things from one room to another, then closed the door and tidied it up again.
After tidying up the wardrobe, there is a shoe cabinet, as well as bathroom toiletries, daily necessities, and other items.
It seems easy, but it is tiring to clean up.
"My mother's phone number." Shen Xue said to Chen Shi.
"Damn! It's so fast. It's only fifteen minutes. The traffic is so good today? Isn't there any traffic jam? Answer the call first and say you are meeting a client outside."
"I just told her in a video that I was doing yoga at home..."
"Then just go to the supermarket to buy things, put on your pajamas, and hurry up. Just bring the snacks I bought. Remember to delay."
Shen Xue hurried downstairs with a bag of snacks. Chen Shi received a text message from the security guard, saying that she would not be let in without an access card.
Chen Shi quickly swept through to see if anything was wrong, put on new sheets and quilts, started the sweeping and mopping robot to clean the room, packed up all the garbage in the room, and threw it at the door of another room.
Twenty-five minutes later, Chen Shi collapsed on the sofa in the room opposite.
Shen Xue followed his mother and a man into the house, and Chen Shi could see clearly through the peephole.
"Who lives across from you? Is there so much garbage at the door?" Shen Xue's mother asked.
"The residents who just moved here have been cleaning the house for a day." Shen Xue said guiltily.
"Open the door, I want to see how your place is like," Shen's mother said.
