WeChat on the mobile phone is going to explode. Chen Shi hates it. It’s such a shame that he sent the wrong message.
Chen Shi has three WeChat accounts on his mobile phone. This is not surprising. Many mobile phones now have software clone functions. In theory, one mobile phone can have n QQ WeChat accounts and so on.
Chen Shi bought two virtual accounts for five yuan per month, specifically for applying for WeChat ID.
The people added to these WeChat IDs are all...women. Anyone who comes is welcome. As long as they are women, all are added.
Then Chen Shi edited the text message and sent out a unified message. The content of the group message was: Looking for a wife, I am as my name suggests, an honest person, can take over, can be used as a spare tire, can be married in secret, can be kept...
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However, this message was edited and sent using... my own large account, commonly known as the main account, which is basically filled with family, friends, colleagues, classmates and acquaintances.
Chen Shi’s WeChat message exploded, and everyone who knew Chen Shi responded to Chen Shi.
Dad: You are such a traitor. You are so embarrassed. You actually posted this. Wait for me. I will contact my old classmates in the east management department now and ask them to go to the bathing center to help you take a look. Remember, I need to find it.
If you have some savings, your mother and I will depend on you for the rest of our lives.
Mom: Son, you are promising now. You know how to lighten the burden on your parents. I give you a thumbs up. Remember, if you want to be taken care of, you must first train your body well.
College Counselor: Don’t say you are my student when you go out, or I will kill you.
College classmate A: Oh my God! Are you crazy? Chen Shi, is today April Fool’s Day? Or do you have any good ideas? Take me with you. I am also an honest person, more honest than you. I can be your father at any time.
, As long as the other party is rich, brother, I can’t afford Lao Ganma any more,
College classmate B: Stone, you are awesome, what kind of trick game is this? Are you afraid that if you post it, you will be a spare tire for the rest of your life?
Former colleague Ding: Xiao Chen, even though you are unemployed, don’t think so hard. Just follow my example. I stand at the bridge and set up the payment code. When I see a pretty girl and an aunt driving a luxury car, I go up to the window and knock on the window to say that I have good skills.
, output for at least one hour, be self-sufficient, have enough food and clothing, and earn hard-earned money. Don't take the wrong path, come to Tianqiao to find my brother, and he will help you earn some hard-earned money.
Childhood playmate Zhang Tiedan: Shitou, you are going to the sea. I am going to Hong Kong Island. I saw a rich woman on a telephone pole asking for a large sum of money to be a mother. How about we go together?
Ex-girlfriend: Haha~
Shen Xue: Landlady, this is how you made your fortune...
Pang Dahai: Shitou, you are indeed our boss. Now I suspect that your promotion would be inseparable from the help of the boss lady...
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Next door to Mala, I was so stupid that I posted this news. I really want to cry. How will I see people in the future? Has my personality collapsed?
But it seems that I don’t have much personality. Isn’t the most important thing about me in everyone’s mind just this virtue?
This made me feel much better, and my mother even sent a separate message to Chen Shi, asking to introduce him to a partner.
In contemporary society, everyone would reflexively think that Chen Shi's group posts were just a joke or a trick, but Chen's mother knew that Chen Shi really wanted a wife... to inherit the family property.
Wang Mengmeng was holding her cell phone in the room and having fun. Chen Shi checked the time. It was not a good time to knock on the door, so he had to wait.
After looking at the WeChat account, Chen Shi showed an unkind smile again.
A few days ago, Chen Shi approved a WeChat friend application. The WeChat name is {Yeyu Tingfeng}. What a beautiful name. Looking at the WeChat avatar again, a girl with extraordinary temperament is wearing a white dress and smiling. She is the right person.
Do you laugh to yourself?
Chen Shi passed it instantly, and then the two started chatting.
Ye Yu Ting Feng: Hello.{Smiley{
Chen Shi: Hello.
Ye Yu Ting Feng: I’m glad to meet you in this city,
Chen Shi: Me too, can we meet?
Yeyu Tingfeng: I am leaving this city because my health is not good and I want to go back to my hometown to recuperate.
Uh~
Chen Shi was speechless for a while, this guy just left after joining him?
Unexpectedly, Yeyu Tingfeng also sent a photo to Chen Shi. Chen Shi became more and more beautiful as he looked at it. This girl has a good temperament, good looks, and a nice voice. She also sang a song and sent it to Chen Shi.
In this way, Chen Shi chatted with her for two or three days. He chatted with Ye Yu Tingfeng when nothing happened. He was happy and felt that love was coming again.
With a ding-dong sound, she picked up her phone and saw that it was a message from Yeyu Tingfeng. Chen Shi couldn't help it and sent her a straightforward message: Do you like me?
Yeyu Tingfeng: You said it so directly. I’m a little embarrassed. {Shy face}
Chen Shi: What kind of boys do you like?
Yeyu Tingfeng: Of course I like handsome people, preferably those who look the same as those Han Chinese oppas.
Chen Shi: How handsome? I claim to be a copycat of Hu Ge.
Yeyu Tingfeng: You're kidding, I like boys who are motivated and optimistic about life, like you. {Shy face}
Chen Shi: I want to see you,
Yeyu Tingfeng: Let me show you our tea garden in a while. Is it beautiful? Grandpa said I can’t get married. He said the tea I make is not good.
Chen Shi looked at the short video sent by Yeyu Tingfeng, Tea Garden? Grandpa? This smells a bit familiar,
Yeyu Tingfeng: From now on, my husband will only be allowed to drink the tea I roast.
Chen Shi: If you have anything to say, my wife, tell me straight away. Are you sad that our grandpa’s tea is not selling well? Do you want me to think of a solution? For example, I will buy a ten or eight kilograms first and do my best.
Yeyu Tingfeng: Touched~ Is this a tacit understanding? How did you know that my grandpa's tea is unsaleable? I have been feeling very sad these days. I have no ability to help grandpa, and I dare not tell you about it for fear of you.
I have some scruples about me, but when I see my grandfather’s aging body and tired expression, I feel very sad, do you understand?
Chen Shi: I understand, I understand everything. If you tell me how much it costs per pound, I will transfer the money to you directly via WeChat.
Yeyu Tingfeng: Tea is sold according to taels. My grandfather’s tea is the best tea. I will give you the cost price of one thousand and one taels. You can buy it as you like. Don’t put yourself in financial difficulty because of me. I hope you can
Drink our tea early, I will secretly send you the tea I roasted myself for a taste. {stick out tongue with shy expression}
Isn’t the tea I roasted for my future husband? Thinking about it makes me very excited. Chen Shi quickly sent a message: I have been chatting with you for so long. I am hiding from you and I am no longer a human being. In fact, I
I have tens of billions. I am a noble and I have always wanted to find someone who does not covet me or anything. You are the kindest girl I have ever seen.
Yeyu Tingfeng: made a shocked expression.
Ye Yu Tingfeng: I'm not kind either. My grandpa has taught me to be honest since I was little. You can just buy a ten-eight-pound tea here. I think grandpa will be very happy. Come to our tea garden when you have time.
Play, let me introduce you to my grandpa. He urges me to find a boyfriend every day. This time I will give him a surprise. {Grinding teeth expression}
Chen Shi: Ten catties and eight catties are too little, right? I’ve taken care of your tea garden, and I also want to give your grandpa a surprise. Wait a minute, and I’ll check what the limit of my bank card is today.
Chen Shi: Oops, I just saw that my bank card was locked by my mommy. She said that I knew how to play every day and didn’t find her a daughter-in-law. She actually gave me a difficult problem and asked me to unlock the password.
Go to the lottery shop on the street to unlock the code. It's two yuan a time. All my money is frozen now. Can you help me unlock the code? Two yuan a time is not expensive. When the code is unlocked, I will give you all the money.
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Yeyu Tingfeng: Damn it, are you an idiot for teasing me? Why didn't you say you are Qin Shihuang? You need three million start-up capital to start your terracotta warriors and horses. You are bragging that you have tens of billions.
, you send me your location and see if I don’t hack you to death.
Chen Shi: How can you say that to me? I really have tens of billions. I originally wanted to go to your place and give your grandpa a surprise, so that he could see me doing crazy damage to you, hundreds of millions of elves at a time.
Woolen cloth,
Ye Yu Tingfeng: You idiot, if you have the guts to share the position with me, I will bring people to hack you to death right now, you idiot.
Chen Shi: I sent you the shared location. You green tea table, come here quickly. I will give you one billion and eighty million elf tonight. The last person who talked arrogantly with you took action, and as a result, I am now
I'm lying in the hospital. He has lost everything and hasn't even finished compensating for my losses.
Chen Shi sent the location of a nearby hospital to Ye Yu.
Yeyu Tingfeng: Damn! You are so awesome, I can’t afford to offend you. Goodbye in the world.
Chen Shi sent a message, reminding the other party that he is not your friend. After adding friends, you can chat normally.
I don’t believe in love anymore, I don’t believe in the girl who likes to help my grandpa make tea anymore, it hurts my heart, I am a beautiful man who has been hurt by love, it’s time to sing the song "The Magic of Love" to heal
