Chapter 242 The brother who sleeps in the upper bunk
Let me ask you, who has never wanted to pretend to be cool like this? Chen Shi doesn't like the kind of people who go around for a long time to tell you that I am pretending to be cool. He is more direct. He just wants to show off.
When I was young, I really hated the noisy bastards who would eat in restaurants while everyone around them was eating quietly. I didn't dare to look up and look at them, or speak loudly, because everyone was afraid.
I don’t know why I am afraid of such people. In fact, most people have concerns. In fact, few people are afraid of being beaten or something like that. Most of the time, they are afraid of what will happen to their family members.
The biggest difference between this group of gangsters and ordinary people is that either their families don't care about them at all, or they are also like this, so they are not afraid of what will happen to their families.
You see, as soon as Chen Shi said this, the group of people stopped arguing and suddenly walked toward Chen Shi fiercely. The silver-haired young man looked at Chen Shi and said unhappily: "Who the hell are you? Do you know who I am?"
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"I don't know. Anyway, I know you interrupted my meal. Also, if you are black, don't dye your hair yellow or silver. Retro black is always a classic. And you guys, if you are skinny and skinny, just put on some clothes, okay?
It hurts the eyes.”
As soon as Chen Shi said this, the group of spirited young men were immediately unhappy. After all, they had brought their female companions with them, and each of them walked towards Chen Shi with a beer bottle in hand.
"Are you planning to bully me when there are fewer people?" Chen Shi waited for this sentence for a long time, never expecting that he would be able to say these words one day.
Shen Xue~ This guy is ready to show off.
Pang Dahai~ Can't you put aside some unnecessary lines and foreshadowing? Do you believe it or not that I'm stealing the show?
What this group of spirited young men are good at is being brave and ruthless, and they will fight if they disagree. There is a saying that goes well. Neither the godfather nor the younger brother dare to fight with the second and fifth boys without a gun. The second and fifth boys are all in prison.
I will reflect on why I came in. Is it because I broke the law?
A few minutes later~ Chen Shi asked angrily: "Why don't you talk anymore?"
A group of spirited young men~ Aren’t you just saying this just to show off? A group of people around them all looked this way, and several of them were ready to stand up, but because they were afraid of stealing the show, they squatted over there with their hands in their hands.
He was still holding a beer bottle, as if he was about to rush over at any moment.
"Young man, why did you put away the folding knife? Don't suppress your passion when you are young." Chen Shi said, looking at the spirited young man who was about to have a fight with the silver-haired young man.
The spirited young man looked at Chen Shi and said: "Brother, I graduated from junior high school. I also like to read when I have nothing to do. I have read a lot of novels and know what it means to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, and what it means to pretend to be a slap in the face.
We are not like those illiterate bastards of the previous generation. We are educated and know how to advance and retreat. I have never had a direct conflict with you or contradicted you from the beginning to the end. You should just go to him." The energetic young man pointed at the silver-haired young man.
, and passed the blame.
Chen Shi??? Why don’t you follow the plot? But when I think about it, this kind of pretentious plot is from the last century. There were no online articles at that time. Are today’s bastards so bloodless?
?
"Brother, if you smoke Zhonghua, there are not enough. I have two cigarettes in the car that I have opened for you guys to smoke." The silver-haired young man took out a pack of Zhonghua cigarettes, opened them, took out the cigarettes and handed them to Chen Shi with both hands.
The statement was confused again??? What's wrong, little brother, can't you give me a chance to realize my dream? After fulfilling my childhood dream of watching Young and Dangerous, I should stand up and shake my head, take out a kerosene lighter and bang
He played with the lighter, and then said: "Okay, I don't have anything else, but I have many brothers." Then the 180 people present all cheered, the scene was absolutely magnificent.
But these guys don't give him a chance. It's like a beautiful woman sleeping with you, but she wears an Iron Man suit. You can't open it without a key. You know that the steel is wrapped with blood.
Body, but you can't touch it.
Chen Shi's embarrassment was clearly visible to everyone. Shen Xue and Pang Panghai suppressed their laughter. Geng Hao ran to Chen Shi and said, "Mr. Chen, do you want me to ask a few extras to come over and help you?"
Is this play over?"
"You go and eat your barbecue, and you guys, stand still for me. Did you do it on purpose? What Internet articles are you reading? You can't read Young and Dangerous. That's right, Young and Dangerous."
It's really not worth watching. They are all bad guys. Once you become their fan, you will basically join in the next step.
Let's do this. From now on, watch The Godfather more often. Well, can you continue to play with me? Just pretend that nothing happened just now. Everyone should control their expressions. Don't look at me. Wait for me to throw the bottle.
, let’s all get up together and come over.”
Everyone present???!!! Do you have any bottom line just to show off? Do you still want to order Bilian?
The spirited boys are also embarrassed and scared. The boss won't let them go without punishing them today, right?
"Okay, let's go, but don't drive after drinking. Just take a taxi back. Let me tell you something, this person loves to hold grudges extremely, and if he is not allowed to pretend, he will find a way to get back this missed pretend.
It's a chance.
You all go to work honestly, don't come out and act like a fool, he is worse than you think, how to describe it? He is the crow in Young and Dangerous, He Shen in Ji Xiaolan, and the princess's appearance.
Mammy. Anyway, he is a bad guy.
Although he appears to be smiling and harmless, my sister won’t lie to you. He also likes to secretly take photos of you, take pictures of you, and then check your information, and then go to find you. But don’t be afraid, my sister will protect you.
Yes, come on, everyone join a group, and if anyone is bullied by this bad guy, let me know." Shen Xue opened the WeChat QR code and said.
"Thank you, sister-in-law! Brother and sister-in-law, let's go. The taxi is coming." This group of people actually looked at Chen Shi holding his mobile phone just now. Chen Shi really didn't take a picture of them. They just looked at what time it was, but they thought this was
What Shen Xue said.
Oh~ everyone booed, and the one hundred and eighty people were all happy. They were amused by Chen Shi, and they even tried to show off even though they were trying to show off. These young people are so disrespectful and thief.
When the group of spirited young men heard the boos, they saw Chen Shi greeting everyone and praised him for his wit. This kind of person is the most irritating. He goes out with pretty girls, shows them off everywhere, and then looks for them every day.
Taking advantage of the chance to show off and get slapped in the face, bah! I won’t let you succeed, and you won’t be able to show off.
A group of spirited guys were discussing who Chen Shi was and what kind of eldest brother he was. He actually had so many younger brothers. It seemed like there was blood on the faces and hands of those people. It was so scary. There were still other people.
His face is very scary, and the dark circles under his eyes look like panda eyes.
How did they know that this group of people had just finished filming a live-action horror drama, and some of their makeup was not completely removed, and some of the prop blood on their arms and bodies was not completely removed.
A group of people ate and drank until about two o'clock in the morning before leaving. Chen Shi and Shen Xue rode home. They were almost exhausted when they got home. I don't know why, as I get older, I can't stay up late, and I feel sleepy at night. In the past,
I play games all night and I don’t feel sleepy. Now I can’t. Is it because I feel weak?
"I need to take a shower before going to bed. Do you want to take a shower?" Shen Xue asked.
"Wash, it's so late, and I have to go to work tomorrow. Try to go to bed early and get more sleep. Let's wash together. It can save time and water resources."
"Your suggestions are of great reference value. That's right, these two are good at taking a bath. Either use small umbrellas, or use diapers and milk powder. What do you want to use?" Shen Xue said, leaning in front of the bathroom door.
Chen Shi~ "You know a lot."
"It's far worse than you. You're already familiar with it. I'm going to take a shower and think it through. Let me tell you what you want to do." Shen Xue closed the door but didn't lock it.
Chen Shi was embarrassed. If he chose to waste a small umbrella at this time, it would mean that he was just playing for fun and an irresponsible scumbag. If he chose to waste diapers and milk powder, it would mean that he would reject the small umbrella and prepare to become a father.
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This is a very tangled question. The key is that I don’t want to be a father yet, and I don’t want to take my son to have the excess skin removed so early during the summer vacation. Why don’t I understand this?
Have you ever seen that advertisement for a men's hospital? Dad, dad, where are we going? Baby, baby~Daddy will take you to xx Men's Hospital during the summer vacation, give you a gift when you grow up, and give you a full skin circumcision...
But if she chooses a small umbrella, Shen Xue's view of herself will probably change in the future, but does she want a child? Damn! It's such a tangled choice.
"I've finished washing, you can wash it." Shen Xue walked out of the bathroom and said.
Chen Shi??? looked at his phone, damn! He actually thought about this problem for more than ten minutes and missed the best opportunity.
PS: Don’t dare to drive easily, drive slowly, some chapters have been banned recently...
Early the next morning, Shen Xue and Chen Shi both got up at seven o'clock. Their biological clocks basically wake up at this time. Then, after they washed up, they discovered something very annoying. Today is actually Saturday!!!
The two chose to go back to sleep until 10:15 noon, when they sat in the living room and stared at each other.
"I'm hungry." Shen Xue said.
"I'm hungry too."
"I don't want to eat takeout anymore. Let's go to the market to buy something and cook it later." Shen Xue said lazily.
"Then let's eat some bread and drink milk first to cushion our stomach. I don't want to eat it outside. After eating it for a long time, I feel that the taste has changed."
The two of them chose to have a simple meal and then went out to the market.
Going to the market and going to the supermarket are two different feelings. In the bustling market, Chen Shi and Shen Xue were looking around, looking for ingredients to make. Shen Xue chose to buy tomatoes and eggs, preparing to make a tomato scrambled egg.
"Are tomatoes so expensive? There are only a few, only twenty yuan. Have prices increased?" Shen Xue said to Chen Shi while holding the tomatoes.
"Then what do you think? Since the day the second senior brother's net worth rose, basically everything has gone up, except for wages. So many people say that happiness has dropped again." Chen Shi said.
Shen Xue looked at the tomatoes curiously and asked: "How come you felt that you had enough money before, but now you don't feel like you have enough money now? I used to be able to afford meat, but now I feel like I can't even afford vegetables. In other words, before
How much money does it cost now? I want to travel back in time."
"Do you want to travel back in time and get my young body? But I can tell you that ten thousand yuan in 1980 was calculated based on the per capita purchasing power of residents. Ten thousand yuan in 1980 is equivalent to 2.55 million yuan today.
, 10,000 yuan in 1998 is equivalent to 160,000 yuan today, and 10,000 yuan in 2008 is equivalent to 35,000 yuan today.
Ten thousand yuan in 2013 was equivalent to fifteen thousand yuan today. Taking into account inflation and interest rate depreciation, the Chinese currency depreciated at about 16%. Ten thousand yuan at the beginning of the year was only equivalent to eight thousand four by the end of the year.
One hundred yuan can no longer buy the goods worth 10,000 yuan at the beginning of the year. Unless your investment income is greater than or equal to 16%, your wealth is equivalent to an invisible loss."
"Then if I traveled through time and went back to 1980 or 1998 with tens of thousands of dollars, wouldn't I be very rich?"
"I don't know whether you are rich or not. If you took the money you have now and spent it tens of years ago, would you be able to spend it? You must have grown breasts recently, otherwise why would you say such mindless things?" Chen Shi bought a
I bought a catty of beef, a head of Chinese cabbage, a piece of salmon, some shrimps and green peppers.
"Do you have rice at home?" Chen Shi asked.
"There should be, right?" Shen Xue asked.
"Then it's gone. I haven't bought it, and you haven't bought it either. Let's go to the supermarket and buy some firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy and vinegar to take home." Chen Shi said.
When the two returned home after shopping, Chen Shi went to wash the fish with water first. He hadn't cooked in person for a long time. The last time was at Wang Mengmeng's house. Shen Xue stood there and asked with a serious face: "Fried eggs with tomatoes, should you fry the tomatoes first?"
Scrambled eggs?”
"Fire you first! The method I will give you is to boil half a pot of water. When the water boils, put the tomatoes in and then the eggs."
"Isn't this tomato and egg soup?"
"Wow! You are so clear. Then do you know that you can't cook at all? Did you come in to cause trouble? Now go out, take out the apples, dragon fruit and strawberries from the refrigerator, wash and cut the fruits
Cut it into small pieces, about the size of your thumb, put it on a plate and make a fruit salad."
"I can do this." Shen Xue said confidently.
"You are awesome. No child under three years old can do this."
Shen Xue angrily kicked Chen Shi's butt. Sometimes, a fart doesn't tell you when it will come back. For example, when Shen Xue kicked Chen Shi and was about to get close to Chen Shi, a loud fart came.
Shen Xue quickly went to get alcohol spray and sprayed her feet. Can this guy control his fart to defend himself?
Four dishes and one soup, a dish of braised beef with Chinese cabbage, a dish of braised mandarin fish, a dish of braised prawns, a dish of cucumber salad, and tomato and egg soup. Does the fruit salad count as a dish?
"Let's have some drinks?" Chen Shi said, taking out two bottles of cold beer.
"Okay, drink some, and I'll try your cooking." Shen Xue picked up the chopsticks and tasted it. I'll go! Does it taste so delicious?
Chen Shi opened a bottle of beer and said to Shen Xue: "Actually, there is something I have wanted to tell you for a long time. I want to become brothers with you, just like we are sworn brothers in the Taoyuan. I am a little older than you, why don't we
It is better to choose a day than to hit it. Today we will sworn sworn brothers."
Shen Xue??? "We are sworn brothers? Are you my eldest brother? You don't want to say that after we became sworn brothers in Taoyuan, Liu Guan and Zhang slept on the same bed, right? And Boss Liu often shares the same bed with his wives and concubines, even if they don't pay for it.
Brothers talk all night long in the same bed. I regard you as a brother, but you want to sleep with me! Do you think I am still the silly girl you used to fool me into eating bananas?" Shen Xue looked at Chen Shi fiercely.
said.
Chen Shi~ This girl seems to have no breasts, so why is her head so smart?
"Hey~ What are you thinking? Am I as unbearable as you said? Have you ever heard of my brother who sleeps on my upper bunk? I decided to buy a bunk bed. We can sleep in the bunk bed in the future and change my bedroom into a
Study room and entertainment area, so that our quality of life will be improved, come! Brothers drank this glass of wine, and we will be good brothers from now on." Chen Shi raised his glass and said.
Shen Xue ate the beef and said disdainfully: "I think you are not the brother who sleeps on my upper bunk, but the brother who wants to sleep on the lower bunk. Eat quickly. After eating, go shopping with me. I want to see the current shopping mall.
There are some clothes in there, and I’ll check out the market.”
