I have several hundred catties of real estate certificates Chapter 252: Those who commit crimes against China will be deceived even if they are far away
Chapter 252: Those who commit crimes against China will be deceived even if they are far away
Chen Shi looked at Wang Mengmeng and said speechlessly: "You have to endure driving skills that a girl of your age should not have to endure. How do you know so much about this?"
"I used to often see you and Brother Dahai whispering together, and I listened unintentionally, so I learned some driving skills."
Chen Shi~ヽ(￣▽￣)? Are you sure you did it unintentionally?
"Today I will show you the real veil of the bathing center. Remember, it is basically impure not to go above the second floor. Generally, most of the places above the second floor have the word massage. These two words are in the bathing center.
It's relatively impure, but I'm not bragging. If you need it, my technique will definitely beat the techniques of all the technicians here." Chen Shi said.
"Remember, all purchases here are recorded with hand numbers, because after entering, you are not allowed to bring your mobile phone. Except for the rest area and public bathing area, please remember not to bring your mobile phone. Okay, you
Go in and take a shower, then find a back rub master to rub your back. If you want a massage, the back rub master can do it, and all the techniques are very good," Chen Shi reminded.
Wang Mengmeng asked curiously: "How can a back rubr know how to massage?"
Chen Shi~ "I can't explain this to you, but you will feel it when you go there, and the massage is more comfortable than the massage in some massage shops. Anyway, you go and experience it, don't worry, all consumption will be done by me, Mr. Chen."
Pay the bill."
"Okay, then I will ask ten or eight technicians to enjoy the happiness that adults should have." Wang Mengmeng finished changing her slippers and entered the women's bathroom with a sign in her hand.
After entering, Wang Mengmeng was a little nervous. A waitress smiled and said to Wang Mengmeng: "Good afternoon, my guest. Let me see your cards."
Wang Mengmeng showed the cards in her hand to the other party. The waitress led Wang Mengmeng to a counter and said, "This is your locker, please keep your cards in your hand."
"Oh!" Wang Mengmeng responded and then went to take a bath.
Chen Shi also entered the men's bathroom and found a back rub master to take a bath. Half an hour later, Chen Shi walked out of the bathroom and came to the non-smoking rest area. He made an appointment with Wang Mengmeng to wait for her here. Chen Shi ordered a fruit plate and a glass of wine.
Pot of tea.
Wang Mengmeng came to the lounge in pajamas, saw Chen Shi's position with a flashlight, walked over, lay down, picked up a grape and ate it.
"How is it?" Chen Shi asked.
"It's comfortable. I didn't expect that there was so much dust on my body. It must be the dead skin on the human body. I rubbed it a lot. I didn't get used to it at first, and I was a little embarrassed. It was very itchy. But after that, I felt very comfortable and my whole body felt relaxed.
"Wang Mengmeng said while lying comfortably on the sofa.
"There will be something more comfortable later. I called two foot massage masters to come over. They would soak and squeeze the feet for a while, pick an ear, and apply a facial mask. This is the whole process of taking a bath." Chen Shi said
.
Wang Mengmeng~ "Is taking a bath so particular? Does it require so many steps?"
"Anyway, before I took a shower, I spent a few dollars to take a bath in the bathhouse, brought my own towel, and then lay on the sofa in the bathhouse to buy a soda and smoke a cigarette. Not to mention, it felt very comfortable.
When I went to the bathhouse after work, I luxuriously added five yuan for a back rub. It is said that the price of a back rub in ordinary bathhouses has increased to seven yuan now. When I was rich, the back rub and back rub cost a total of fifteen yuan. At that time, I spent
I feel that going to the bathhouse once in a week is a very happy thing.
Don't you have some money now? I just want to experience the legendary bath. Take a bath, rub your back, massage your feet, do a pedicure, put a mask behind your ears, and then drink a small pot of tea. It is said that this is the only way
It's the correct way to open a bath." After Chen Shi finished speaking, two foot massage masters came over with water. With this set of methods, a person can take a bath for about 240 to 50 yuan, which is not expensive.
, everything in Gua Sha is more expensive.
However, Chen Shi once entertained a client and went to a national chain of foot massage parlors. He just soaked and massaged the feet and had a gua sha massage, which cost him five hundred yuan per person.
At that time, Chen Shi felt that if he spent his own money, he would never come here. Five hundred yuan is gone. If you go to some places, you can enjoy the emperor's set meal for five hundred yuan. After you feel happy, you will be given ten minutes as a bonus.
Massage, isn't it delicious?
For the first time, Wang Mengmeng had an understanding of bathing. Don't tell me, it's really comfortable. Especially the pedicure and pedicure are so comfortable. There's also ear picking. It's so comfortable. This is life. I've lived in vain for the past twenty years.
ah.
"I have to say, in fact, you men are the ones who enjoy it. You have nothing to drink, but you have to pair it with two dishes. There are so many steps to take a shower. I suddenly feel that women are wasting their money, including me, buying so much.
For clothes, cosmetics, lipstick, etc., we should learn from you men, drink a small glass of wine and two dishes, wipe your mouth and take a bath, that’s what we call living." Wang Mengmeng said while applying a facial mask.
"How do you explain the movable type? It means eating something good, drinking something good, and talking about something interesting. The ultimate purpose of people's life is actually to be happy. For example, why do you play games? It's for happiness.
What do you say love is for? Or happiness, but some people choose happiness in different ways. As long as you rely on one thing to obtain happiness, it is not happiness. It is addiction. Happiness is always about not hurting yourself. Anything that hurts yourself.
It's not happiness but self-abuse." Chen Shi said after taking a sip of Coke.
"What do you think can make everyone happy?" Wang Mengmeng asked curiously.
After thinking for a long time, Chen Shi said: "Bragging and showing off are the most cost-free pleasures, especially bragging."
The two chatted happily. After taking a shower, Wang Mengmeng took Chen Shi to Chen Shi's home in Su City to have a look. The decoration was done very quickly. After all, as long as the money is in place, everything is efficient.
Until evening, the two of them were eating on the roadside, and suddenly a table of people came, including men and women, foreigners and locals. Two men were foreigners, one was white and one was black, and the two women were both locals.
, they asked the boss for the menu.
Two foreigners were chatting and laughing when two women suddenly called to the boss and said: "Has your table been disinfected? Why does it feel greasy? Are your ingredients fresh? If the ingredients are not fresh abroad,
But it’s illegal, you know?”
Waiter??? "We have cleaned everything here and have disposable tableware. Our ingredients are very fresh and purchased from the market every day."
"What I'm talking about is the originality of this ingredient, is it a good ingredient? I'm worried that my boyfriend will have a bad stomach after eating it, and do your staff have any health problems? And you know that I got a green card from abroad, if I am in your
If you eat too much here, the consequences for you will be very serious. It may become an international problem, do you understand? I want you to give me a guarantee." A woman who looked to be in her late 40s said to the waiter.
The waiter didn't know what to say, so he called the boss. The boss looked at the woman and said, "If you are worried, you can go to a larger store to dine. We can ensure that the ingredients are fresh. Every employee has a health certificate and does it regularly."
Check, you want to ask me whether the ingredients are original or not, I really don’t know, how do I know if this pork was manic or pretentious before it was alive?"
"What do you mean? I feel like there is something wrong with what you said, and I want to have a meal here. If you don't entertain me now, you are refusing to accept me. I can sue you. I just want to ask you some questions. Don't you give me a speech?"
Freedom? Also, do you know which country we are from?" the woman said with an unhappy face.
Chen Shi and Wang Mengmeng were both confused. If they hadn't seen such people behaving like monsters online before, Chen Shi wouldn't have believed that there really were such people. Now that they saw it again, what the hell is happening? Why do they feel so bad?
Do you think you are superior to others?
Chen Shi said to the boss: "Boss, I've covered this place and everything."
"Okay, this is what I'm getting ready for. You guys, look, my table is occupied now. I'm really sorry that I can't entertain you. This is not a rejection of guests." The boss said with a smile, and he gave
Chen Shi gave a grateful look.
"Take a table? Haha~ Can two people eat so much? You are not in a group and want to drive us away. Do you know that this will greatly affect your image in the minds of foreign friends?" That woman
said again, a woman on the side was acting as a translator for the two men.
Chen Shi suddenly became a little unhappy. He stood up and walked to the table and said directly in English: "Are you guys so full that you can't find anything to do? When you come here, you will be so busy that you can eat as much as you like. No."
If you are poor, you are justified, right?
Turn left on the opposite side and there is a six-star hotel. What is the minimum you can afford? I don’t look down on people like you. You are born and raised in this land. You go out to be a grandson and a hard worker. You are slandered and you don’t even dare to give a shit. You are just a fool.
Do you really think you are awesome after getting a green card?
I was a grandson outside and came back to be an uncle? My bad stomach has become an international issue. Look at yourself in the mirror. Which world do you go to? Who do people recognize you as? Are the ingredients fresh? Are you in this world?
How many years did the land eat? Did it eat you up?
You become mentally retarded after a trip abroad. I suspect that the food you ate outside was unclean and made you mentally retarded.
Can you please stop pretending here? All Chinese people who are rich abroad have a pure heart, so they can’t look down on poor people like you who got a green card after going out and pretending to be grandchildren, and still want to pretend when they come back?
No matter what age it is now, there were a few who pretended to be like you before. Did you see that foreign companies directly fired people, and they would give up our economy for you fools?
Get out of here now and stay where you can to cool off. If you like to eat or not, I have reserved this place tonight. Only people of Chinese descent and friendly foreign friends can eat for free. I reject all pretense. And you two, what do you think?
How cool is it to have two foreigners as boyfriends? I doubt you can afford Lao Ganma abroad.
Let me tell you again, this is China, a big economic country in the world, a powerful country. We don’t cause trouble, but we are not afraid of it. If you really want to fight with me, come on, tell me where you are abroad, and I will go abroad to deal with you.
, here you say that I bully you, but outside, I still let you know that those who offend China will be bullied no matter how far away they are. What a bullshit."
A man wearing glasses actually translated what Chen Shi said in English at the same time, which attracted applause from all around. The man wearing glasses walked up to Chen Shi and said in Mandarin: "My name is Huang Chao, born and raised in ABC.
Working as a financial analyst on Wall Street earns 200,000 US dollars a month. I wonder how much you earn? Where are you?
I just like Huaxia, and I want to bring my family back. There is fireworks here, and this is my root. I don’t look down on you people. You are looked down upon outside and endure it while working hard at the bottom. Come back
You go around the city and vent your negative emotions everywhere. Let me tell you, we are happy when you go out like this. You are all negative energy wherever you go. If you don't like it, please leave my home, we didn't let you come!"
Huang Chao's words attracted a group of people to applaud. The fact is that many international students now want to come back. They really want to come back. Anyone who has studied abroad knows that there may be a gap between us and foreign countries thirty or forty years ago.
What about now? For many international students, foreign countries are boring and even backward. Our development speed is too fast, and we have already left far behind some countries that we thought were awesome back then.
In recent years, many foreigners have come to us to seek job opportunities, and many of them do not want to go back. First of all, transportation is convenient, medical care is convenient, payment is convenient, life is convenient, etc. Many people who have not gone out may not know that foreign countries are really not stopping now.
With the current development, especially in terms of life and transportation, it is not that foreigners love driving so much and buy their own cars, but taxis are too expensive. Sometimes you have to wait for a long time to take the bus or wait for the train.
One thing that many people may not understand is that commercial areas for foreigners are also very expensive. Most people live in the countryside because the houses are cheap. They also want to live in the city. It is expensive, and the medical care is not as good as everyone thinks. See a doctor.
It's very troublesome. You have to make an appointment and see the doctor's time. The doctor will get off work as soon as he arrives. You have to wait for a long time for an appointment.
Not much to say about other aspects. Nowadays, those who go to study abroad basically come back as soon as they graduate. Who will stay there? This is completely opposite to what it was a few decades ago. On the contrary, those who are not doing well will stay there.
As good as it is to blow outside, why not come back?
The secret will be revealed as soon as you come back. After you come back for two or three months, everyone will find out that you are really poor. Nowadays, many people working there while live broadcasting pretend to be rich. You heard me right, pretending to be rich, but they are exposed.
There are quite a few people who got slapped in the face, and the really wealthy international students all came back.
If you look at those people who made a joke and got green cards, you can basically find one thing in common: they have low quality, speak very substandard foreign languages, and they always like to emphasize where they are from. This is forcing themselves on themselves.
Looking for confidence, to put it bluntly, they are just trying to show off, and everyone knows that they are trying to show off, and in the end they just slap themselves in the face.
The people at the table looked a little at a loss. The two foreign men kept saying sorry, then got up and left. The two women also left. In fact, sometimes it is these foreigners that some Chinese people are used to. You yourself
You praise others to the sky and think that everyone is the same as you.
"Everyone! Tonight's order is all mine, you can just eat it!" the boss shouted.
"That won't work! Boss, just give us a 20% discount on everything. We won't let this guy pay the bill, and we won't let you lose money. We understand loyalty, filial piety, benevolence and justice." An uncle shouted.
"Okay! I won't be nagging. I'll give you a 50% discount on everything. Don't fight me anymore. I'm happy today." The boss said.
Chen Shi and Huang Chao added each other on WeChat and started chatting. Wang Mengmeng looked at Chen Shi and felt for the first time that this guy is the most handsome guy in the universe...
