Chen Shi came to Wang Mengmeng's boudoir at her grandparents' house. It looked much better than the bedroom at her parents' house.
This bedroom has an independent cloakroom, an independent bathroom, and a bookcase and dresser. The two bedrooms are connected and specially decorated for Wang Mengmeng. This shows how much grandparents love Wang Mengmeng.
Wang Mengmeng came into the house and looked at Chen Shi and asked, "What game do you want to play with me?"
"Let's play the simplest game. It's very simple. We take out the playing cards and take out the big and small kings, and then 10 represents 0. We remove all JQK and the big and small kings. A represents 1. Everyone takes an A first.
, and then draw ten cards from this pile.
The game is very simple, whoever can talk longer without being hung up on the other party wins, it’s not that simple.”
"What's the punishment for losing?" Wang Mengmeng asked.
Chen Shi thought for a long time and replied: "If you lose, just put a sticker on it."
"Tch~ This is such a boring punishment. Let's do this. Whoever wins will lie down and not move. The loser will move." Wang Mengmeng said.
Chen Shi??? Why do I feel that what you said is wrong?
"Mengmeng, can you explain in detail? I always feel that what you said is a bit wrong. Whoever loses moves, who wins and who lies still? If I understand this correctly, this is a bit too fast.
." Chen Shi said.
Wang Mengmeng??? "Why are you speeding? If you win, you can just lie down and enjoy it. If you lose, you have to work hard. Isn't that what you take me to take a bath for today? Find a back rub master to rub my back and massage it, and lie down
It’s comfortable to stay still. Whoever loses will give the winner a massage. Where did you say the speeding was?”
Chen Shi... It seems that people's expression is indeed very important. I almost couldn't help but drive. I wanted to be humble. After all, Wang Mengmeng had no experience, so I just admitted defeat and put in some energy. This is a fucking loss.
Give the winner a massage, but you can't lose.
Chen Shi watched Wang Mengmeng draw out ten cards. These were two playing cards, and it was possible to draw eight leopards. The first card Wang Mengmeng turned over was 9, which started with 19. The second card was still 9,199, which
Isn't the third card still a 9?
Chen Shi looked at Wang Mengmeng, you can't draw eight nines, can you?
Wang Mengmeng opened it again, and it turned out that it was not eight nines. She dialed the number on it, and it was dialed. After a few rings, the other person said: "Who are you?"
Wang Mengmeng? She's actually an old lady? Her accent is so thick. Seeing Chen Shi's stern eyes, Wang Mengmeng's mind turned and she said, "Auntie, are you a daughter-in-law?"
It took a minute for the person on the other side to react and say: "You idiot! If you laugh at me, I will kill you. I have seven daughters. If you give me an address, I will kill you right now."
Tell me, who are you so wicked that you made a special call to laugh at me? I will definitely beat you up when I see you, and your parents won’t recognize you anymore. You little son of a bitch, you made a special call to amuse me."
"Mom, which one is it? Are you so angry?"
"I don't know. A guy called me and asked me if I wanted a son-in-law. He was laughing at me."
"Oh my God! Call me and I'll curse you to death." A female voice answered the call on the other side: "What did you just say?"
Wang Mengmeng~ This is so embarrassing. If I don’t hang up, can the other party scold me all night long?
"Yes, yes~ I'm sorry, sister, please listen to my explanation. I played a game with my friends and randomly selected numbers to dial. Then I heard my aunt talking, so I asked her if she wanted a daughter-in-law. I really didn't know that your family has seven daughters.
, I was wrong, I’m sorry.”
"I'm sorry? Beauty, you are irresponsible with your words. You want to run away after flirting with someone? Who said that my mother is not short of a daughter-in-law, but ah, I want a daughter-in-law, come and join me
WeChat.”
Chen Shi······
Wang Mengmeng... was in trouble, but if she continued to chat, Chen Shi would definitely not be able to compare with her. This sister and her mother would not brag, and Wang Mengmeng could chat until dawn.
Wang Mengmeng was a little panicked. What should she do? Should she continue chatting? Is it awkward?
"Okay, as long as you can say 10,000 sweet words without repetition, I will add you on WeChat. No less than one sentence will do. As long as you say it, I will definitely add you on WeChat. Whoever doesn't add you will be your grandson."
"Holy shit, you are fooling me. I suspect you bullied me for not graduating from elementary school. Please help me. You bullied my mother and you bullied me. I will scold you ten thousand times now without repeating it."
Wang Mengmeng was confused again. Did this hurt other people's hearts again?
"Damn! I can't stand it anymore. I'm sorry for disturbing you." Wang Mengmeng hung up the phone. The Internet phone was easy to use and had relay. I was worried that the mother and daughter were calling, but after checking the time, it turned out that
The call lasted twenty-one minutes, which was terrible.
The girl's mother probably scolded herself for ten minutes, and the girl also scolded herself for about ten minutes.
Chen Shi twitched ten cards and then opened them one by one. The first chapter contained numbers starting with 6 and 16. Chen Shi dialed the number. This kind of random dialing is very exciting because you don’t know who the other party is, such as your mobile phone number.
, if you change the last digit to a number, it will be another person’s number. Have you ever tried calling that person?
The phone was connected, and there was a lazy female voice on the other side. She felt like she was still awake. Chen Shi said to the phone: "Get up and pee quickly."
Pfft! Wang Mengmeng covered her mouth and almost couldn't help laughing. What kind of operation was this? It actually made people get up to pee. What did they think?
A lazy voice came from the phone and said something. It seemed that Chen Shi was right. There was really movement, movement, flushing of the toilet, and then suddenly there was no movement, but the phone was always open and did not hang up.
, there seems to be a snoring sound, the other party is asleep...
Chen Shi looked up at Wang Mengmeng and asked, 'Can I hang up for the night?'
"That doesn't count. If you dial another one, it's a scam. There's no conversation at all."
"Okay, I'll continue to make a call." Chen Shi dialed a number again. This time, he drew a number starting with 8 and 18. Chen Shi dialed the number, but no one answered. After a long time, the other party
When I answered, it was a man. The other party's voice was a little tired and said: "Who is it?"
"What technician number did you order?" Chen Shi said.
"No. 37, no, who are you?" the other party asked curiously.
"As a fellow-minded person, let me ask, how is the technology?"
"Excellent hands and rejuvenating skills, eloquent tongue, what do you think?"
"Not bad, what's the price?"
"Hold the grass! You can't be~Uncle policeman, I was wrong, I shouldn't be like this, I deeply realized my mistake, I shouldn't choose to use money to obtain this unfair happiness for the sake of short-term happiness.
I really realized my mistake, please give me a chance."