I slept until dawn and had a dream. I went to the toilet and changed into a pair of underwear. This dream was much more exciting than watching a movie. It was such a great experience...
I looked at myself in the mirror and realized that if I want to attract girls these days, I have to have a certain persona, either a little bitch persona, a silly and sweet persona, a mature uncle or a cold-hearted man.
I must set up a personal profile for myself. After thinking about it, my mind echoes with the labels that everyone has given me: shameless, obscene, perverted, lustful, no bottom line...
My personality is a bit broken... If it doesn't work, I have to change it. How about creating a warm and masculine character? The separate word "warm" for "warm" is... Hiyori Ai?
Oh my God, what did I discover!!! No wonder girls now love warm men, damn! Why are I so stupid?
I also want to be what the girls love most...a man who loves me, no, a warm man! A warm man is the right thing.
I walked out of the room, checked my phone, and did not disturb Wang Mengmeng's sleep. I asked the waiter to bring breakfast to Wang Mengmeng after nine o'clock, and specially ordered hot milk, sandwiches, and fruit platter for Wang Mengmeng.
From this moment on, Chen Shi will definitely become a warm man.
Walking on the street surrounded by sycamore trees, Miss Song liked sycamore trees back then, and Mr. Sun made the city full of sycamore trees.
This is the benchmark for men, and Chen Shi is studying hard.
While riding the subway, he saw a beautiful woman sitting opposite wearing headphones and playing with her mobile phone. Chen Shi had an idea, got up and walked towards the beautiful woman and said, "Let me do a magic trick for you. I'm a magician."
Beauty???
"What magic?"
"When you open the dialing interface on your mobile phone, I will say the mixed operations of addition, subtraction, multiplication and division. You must quickly follow my rhythm and enter the numbers in sequence. For example, if I say 2×2+4, you have to press 4 for the first number and then the second number.
Press 8 for the number, do you understand? That’s it, when you press the dial button when I finish saying the last number, a magical scene will appear.”
"Oh? Tell me." The beauty said with interest.
"Okay, let me start, 9÷9+2+5-3 is in ÷5..."
When Chen Shi finished speaking the last number, the beauty dialed the number. Chen Shi took out his mobile phone and answered the call with a smile: "Congratulations on being hit by Cupid's arrow."
The beauty covered her mouth with her cell phone and kept laughing. Chen Shi struck while the iron was hot and said, "Beauty, can you add your WeChat account to test the Internet speed?"
The beauty handed the QR code of her mobile phone to Chen Shi, and Chen Shi added her WeChat account, envying the boys next to her who kept peeking at the beauty.
These days, there are more wolves than meat. If you don’t try it shamelessly, how will you know it won’t work? Anyway, you won’t die if you are rejected. I’m afraid I won’t have the courage to take the first step.
If you don’t take the first step today, tomorrow your goddess will send you a wine invitation for your child’s full moon...
When the subway arrived, Chen Shi got off the train and waved to the young lady. The brief encounter was just for the sake of a better encounter in the future. No, it was just for a better encounter in the future.
After walking out of the subway station, he arrived at a shopping mall. The shopping mall had five floors. Chen Shi took the elevator to the second floor. Clothing was sold on this floor.
Suddenly, at the door of a clothing store, a beautiful shopping guide shouted: "Handsome guy, come in and take a look at the new summer styles that have just arrived."
Chen Shi stopped, looked at the beautiful shopping guide and asked, "What did you call me?"
"Handsome guy?"
"Can I shout it a few more times? I want to hear it a few more times while I'm young. When I'm middle-aged, no one will call me handsome guy or pretty boy anymore. Will they only call me boss and knock my back? Oh, no, it's the boss.
Do you want to spend money? When you reach middle age, thousands of words about boss are not as comforting as one sentence about handsome guy, so can you please shout a few more times? "
Beautiful shopping guide..."Handsome guy..."
Comfortable! What is life? This is life. You must go to Guangdong and Guangxi for no other reason than to pick up your mobile phone while you are young and record what other people say about you. When you are old, you can play it on a loop to people of the same age.
Old men above me, listen up, I don’t want to prove how awesome I am in this life, I just want to tell you that when I was young, I was a handsome boy.
"Handsome guy, aren't you going to come in and take a look?"
"Look! Must see! Bring me a sweatshirt."
"Okay handsome man, there is a discount here. The original price is 6999 and the current price is 5888. A set is very cost-effective."
Chen Shi..."How much? Beauty, did you forget the decimal point?"
"Haha! Sir, you really like to joke."
Sir? Why isn't he a handsome guy? "Are you talking about what you called me?"
"boss."
"Nani? Just call me handsome guy and I will buy it."
"Handsome, this outfit is almost tailor-made for you. It completely brings out your temperament. It is slutty with a little bit of fun, and fun with a bit of stability."
Chen Shi looked at the set of flowery shirts and pants held by the beautiful shopping guide. It looked like a suit that the old and crooked Turtle Immortal loved most. At first glance, it made people think that he was a big perverted ruffian.
"Are there any gifts? For example, if you buy clothes, give a beauty a gift."
"Handsome, you really love to joke."
"I'm not kidding, I just feel like I bought this set of clothes. If you don't tell me how good the clothes are, I always feel like I've been cheated. Otherwise, I'll add you on WeChat and I'll be with you every month.
For this consumption, you can send me the clothes by express delivery, I will transfer the money to you, and you can call me handsome and compliment me every day, okay?"
Beautiful shopping guide...I can't bear it! But he seems to be helping himself improve his performance.
"No problem, handsome guy, handsome guy."
"Swipe your card! Check out, size 175." It feels so comfortable to see that the business is so simple. I can finally buy a set of clothes for my grandfather with the rent money earned from the house passed down by my grandfather. This clothes is so beautiful.
It suits the temperament of grandpa. If you put this on, someone will probably shout when you walk on the street: "Master, have you eaten? If you haven't eaten, come in and drink some fresh milk..."
I really don’t know how these big brands design clothes. Aren’t these fancy clothes the favorites of foreigners in their 60s and 70s? The most expensive thing lies in the brand. Looking at a knight’s LOGO, it seems like there are a lot of fakes.
Ah, isn't this a fake?
"Sir, will you pack it up or just put it on?"
"I will give you an address and I will wear the autumn and winter styles for each month. You will deliver them to this address according to this style. Remember your most important task. Send me WeChat messages every day and call me handsome guy. Do you understand?
"
"Understood! I promise to complete the task handsome guy."
"Okay, remember, the word handsome guy must be recognized from the inside out. The person you call is handsome guy. Don't be perfunctory. You have to shout with your heart. Come and shout again."
"Handsome man, please walk slowly!"
"Okay." Chen Shi walked out of the clothing store, feeling happy both physically and mentally. Did you see that the happiness of rich people is so simple and boring? Is he missing a Rolex and a nouveau riche friend and looking for someone to do import and export trade in Africa?
friend?
As we walked along, we noticed that many girls were chatting in front of clothing stores, but no one said, "Come in and take a look, handsome guy." Chen Shi was waiting.
Arriving at a clothing store covering an area of 100 square meters, Chen Shi walked in and could intuitively feel the disgust on the waiter's face~ It was really an expression of disgust. If you have encountered it before, you can understand. This kind of disgust is simply unacceptable.
I know you can't afford it, so I don't need to look good on you. You are already a failed service industry practitioner.
"Look, don't touch it. You can't afford to pay if it gets dirty." A short shopping guide with heavy makeup and short hair walked up to Chen Shi, grabbed his wrist and shook him.
