"Tea has to be drunk slowly to taste. Fairy sister, let's have a heart-to-heart relationship. Have you seen my group of bodyguards? They are all extras. Two hundred and one days. Otherwise, I will go everywhere to look out for you. You are like this
Waiting here is not an option.
I'll wait and see for you to see if there are any good resources, and then bring them over. You can tease him a bit, and use the trick to see if the other party has a daughter or something, and then introduce him to me. I don't mind if you become my future wife's stepmother. In this way
, we kill two birds with one stone.
You see, if the other person is over sixty years old, and you and I both enter his house, insisting that he die as an old man of ten or twenty years, I kick his daughter, divorce her, and marry you, then we will also
It’s only forty or fifty. When we have all the old man’s property, wouldn’t it be great for us to live in seclusion in the mountains and become a pair of wild cranes?”
When the fairy sister heard this, her face was slightly angry. This boy had seen through her, so irritating. The most irritating thing was, was he a bodyguard hired as a joke on her, or was he just here to catch golden turtles like her?
I can’t see through this person, but from the way he talks and behaves, he doesn’t look like a kid from a rich family, but from the professionalism of the bodyguards, he doesn’t look like someone who can be rented for 200 days. This girl is the bodyguard of the rich.
But I’ve seen it before.
Do you think there are 211-day bodyguards? Of course, there are a lot of them, but there is still a big gap between them and the bodyguards of the rich. For example, the group of bodyguards standing in front of the door, you have paid attention to them since you came in.
He is so professional, and that kind of aura cannot be compared in two hundred and one days.
"I don't understand what this gentleman is talking about. You can stay here while I go to the other end to drink tea."
"I saw it earlier. There were two old men playing chess. One was younger and looked to be in his early seventies, and the other was older. I guessed he was eighty, but seventy or eighty does not matter the age. You
You can go and try it.
There is also a middle-aged uncle who brought his own gun. It seems that there are only guests in these rooms today. Just wait. Don't just sit here and pretend to drink tea. The tea you drink has no taste at all.
Okay, I’m curious to ask, is it convenient for you to urinate? Do you need to untie it layer by layer?"
"Do you want to take a look? Then come in with me and take a look?" Sister Fairy suddenly pointed to the room she rented and said.
Chen Shi is not stupid. He couldn't tell if he entered the house. He would be happy if the other party wanted to do the fairy dance. Chen Shi did not enter the house, but walked around. This woman is very smart. She didn't know the two old men in front of her.
Can you be more confused than this female temptress? If we are together, it is very likely that the old man will not survive for a week and will die.
Chen Shi had wandered here for a while before Shangguan Jingya came here. It was so big that he fainted, but he saw two old men playing chess in a room near the floor-to-ceiling windows. Because the sunshades were not closed, they
When passing by, you can see two old men playing chess.
When they came here again, the two old men actually started drinking. A table of food, a pot of wine, a pack of cigarettes, and a game of chess. The two of them went from drinking tea and playing chess to drinking and playing chess. They played like this for a long time.
, but Chen Zhi was watching the two people playing chess outside the window. It was not even Go. It could only be said that these two were a pair of stinky chess pieces.
Looking at the image of Xianfeng Daogu giving people a strong character, the setting of the stinky chess basket is gone. What kind of thing is being played? This chess skill is simply too stinky. Anyone who has played chess knows that if one party has a superb chess skill
, if one party has average chess skills, then the game will end quickly, or if the opponent is a master who plays chess very fast, what is the most fearful thing? If there are two bad chess players who still regret their moves, then the game will take a long time.
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Xiangqi is different from Go. In fact, Xiangqi pays more attention to opening and closing, killing all sides, and using offense as defense. If Xiangqi just defends blindly, then it is easy to lose. Go pays attention to the overall situation, and every aspect must be carefully considered and laid out.
There are game setups, but what chess requires is a fatal blow. There are also game setups and layouts, but they all kill the opponent in an instant.
But playing chess with a stinky chess basket is different. They go back and forth in one place, just grinding against you. If they find that they made a mistake, they will regret the move so quickly that you will be amazed.
The catchphrase is: I didn’t think about it well, it doesn’t count just now, or I just regret it this time. If the opponent is a master, it’s fine. You can win if you regret it once or twice, but the opponent is also a bad chess piece. If you regret it, I will do the same.
Regret, it's just a game of chess, it's not bragging, they can play it all day and all night.
"Old Hu, look, is that kid outside laughing at us? Look at the contemptuous eyes and the sarcastic corners of his mouth." An old man with white hair said to an old man with gray hair.
The gray-haired old man glanced at Chen Shi and shouted to Chen Shi: "My grandson! You are so ridiculous, come in! Next set."
Chen Shi~ Is this old guy taking advantage of me or is he scolding me? It’s not an exaggeration to call him grandson, but why does his shouting sound like a curse?
Chen Shi opened the door and said, "Have you two finished your drink? This voice is so loud that even wearing headphones can't stop it. The old man just called me grandson! Why do I feel like you are greeting me?"
"Boy, did you think you were laughing at us just now?" the white-haired old man looked at Chen Zhenzhen and asked.
"No, really not. You said that this house is so big that you two have to sit here by the window to play chess. You two can play chess in the living room. You can play chess right next to the door.
This door is made of panoramic floor-to-ceiling glass, and you didn’t even close the sunshade, so I passed by and took a look. The younger generation was impressed by the extraordinary skills of the two elders. The younger generation was amazed just now. Maybe there was a misunderstanding between the two elders.”
The gray-haired old man looked at Chen Shi and said with a smile: "You kid, you need to know one thing. We have also grown up like you. What are you thinking? We are almost two hundred years old together. Can you tell it? Since we are almost two hundred years old together, you can't tell.
You said our chess skills are superb, then I wish your life to be as superb as my chess skills."
Chen Shi←.← "Old man, you can't curse people like this."
"That's right, you have to be honest, grandson! You were laughing at us just now, weren't you?" said the grizzled old man.
When Chen Shi heard that the two old men were teasing him, he looked at the two old men and said: "Don't say "grandson". I call you grandpa out of respect. It's okay to call you brother. We are not related, so why don't you compare us with each other?"
Have I been bragging a little longer, was I born a little earlier, have I been having sex a little longer than me? Don’t act like you’re relying on your old age.
Didn’t I say that you two, as far as your chess skills are concerned, it’s best to find a place where no one is around to play. If you play on the roadside, it’s easy for someone to lift the chessboard and tell you something? Come on, come on! You two together, I’ll be one against two.
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Whoever regrets playing chess is a grandson. I want you to see what kind of chess skills you have." Chen Shi broke up the chessboard and rearranged it. In fact, Chen Shi knew that the old people who could play chess here were not ordinary people, but what about him?
He's not an ordinary person. He's afraid of being a bird. At worst, he could become their grandson-in-law.
"You are quite crazy. It is not good for young people to be too crazy. Grandpas will teach you a lesson today."
"You two are still so crazy when you are old. When you were young, weren't you the kind of spirited guys who would ride bicycles and whistle in the streets?"
The three of them started playing chess while arguing with each other. Sometimes people are like this. They always feel that they are much better than others. It is not until they play that they realize that everyone is a bad chess player.
The three people met face to face. At this time, silence was better than sound. This game of chess did not require one-on-two. Instead, one-on-two had too many people talking. It was hard to tell the winner when one-on-one killed each other.
Chen Shi began to doubt himself until the young lady who delivered tea came in and gave them new tea. Looking at the chessboard, the momentary change in the young lady's eyes made Chen Shi exclaim: "Are you laughing at us?
There is mockery in your eyes."
"No, no, no, no, I didn't. You misunderstood, and I didn't laugh at you." The young lady quickly explained.
Chen Shi looked at the young lady and said, "You don't have one? Can you play chess?"
"I know a little bit," the young lady said softly.
"What does it mean to know a little? Little girl, you play with us in the next game. If we lose, you treat us to a pot of tea. If you win, we will buy a pound of tea from you today and take it away." The gray old man said.
"Isn't this bad?" The young lady said it was bad, but she still sat down. This pound of tea almost cost 30,000 yuan.
After three sets, the three men in the room remained silent. One of them took out a card and handed it to the young lady to swipe, and the other bought a pound of tea. This was so fast, it took less than five minutes for the set to finish.
"I didn't sleep well today and I'm in a bad state," Chen Shi said.
"Me too, I drank too much, got a little heady, and am not half as good as usual." The gray-haired old man said.
"Tiger, I don't like you. When you were young, you were bragging, and when you are old, you are still bragging. And you kid, when I see you, you really see what we were like when we were young.
I really want to slap you and tell you to stop like this. When you get old, you will be like us. If I hadn’t seen that it was hard for the little girl to make money, and deliberately betrayed her to take care of her, I could beat her with my eyes closed." The white-haired old man.
said.
Chen Shi and the gray-haired old man...
The gray-haired old man couldn't help but said: "Fat Liu, I will write your last epitaph for you. Just write: If you don't brag and save some lung capacity, you can live ten more years."
The three young and old men actually laughed. Chen Shi looked at them and asked, "Are you two close friends? I envy your friendship."
The gray-haired old man said: 'What kind of close friends? We are what everyone calls fair-weather friends. We have known each other for decades and have been eating and drinking. It is still the same even when we are old.'
"Yeah, you serious fair-weather friends, you guys can get out of here. We're going to continue drinking. Stop by and help us verify whether the girl who was just sitting two doors down who was trying to catch a rich husband was wearing red underneath.
Bellyband, if it’s a red bellyband, I lose. If it’s a bad omen, I win. Remember it, come back and tell us.” said the white-haired old man.
Chen Shi... These are really fair-weather friends. These two old men are actually making a bet on this. How about going to find the answer buried in the fog by yourself?
