Chen Shi and Gao Cuicui were walking side by side on the road. Neither of them spoke, but their moods changed slightly at this moment. Gao Cuicui was envious when she saw Lu Qing getting married, and he was someone who really liked her. She also wanted to get married.
But she is afraid of marriage.
Chen Shi sent Gao Cuicui to the gate of the community. Gao Cuicui said thank you and left. Chen Shi looked at her back. How can there be any empathy in this world? You can never imagine how painful a person's growth trajectory can be.
, but the more painful people are, the more they pretend not to be in pain and don't want others to know their pain.
On the other hand, some people live a comfortable life and often talk about how miserable they are, fearing that others will not know that they have suffered. In fact, maturity is not something to be happy about. Generally, people who mature earlier have actually suffered more losses.
, the more pain they have experienced, it is the repeated pain that makes them cautious and experienced.
The more mature a person is, the more truly indifferent they are in their heart. They are indifferent to the sophistication of human beings, they are indifferent to the warmth and coldness of human relationships, and they are thorough about life, separation and death. Therefore, being able to remain immature at the age of thirty or forty only means that this person has always lived.
In a happy environment.
People who can speak freely and freely must have a strong background to support them. We laugh at Xiaoming for being greasy, but most people are Xiaoming. He is so greasy that everyone knows he is fake. But there is nothing you can do about it. It is your life trajectory.
If you become like this, who wouldn't want to become an Internet celebrity with unscrupulous words, but most of us can only be like Huang Bo, who is forced to have high emotional intelligence and not offend others.
After returning home, Shen Xue sat on the sofa, looked at Chen Shi and said, "Are you done?"
"Well, I've been really tired these days. If I get married in the future, I can just get a marriage certificate. It's so easy." Chen Shi said.
"You won't. Ten of them love to show off. They are all waiting for the wedding day when everyone is present. They are also the protagonists of the decision. They will definitely put on a good show. If there is no sense of ceremony in the wedding, it will be boring.
If you want to get married, make more noise, and if you are divorced, make more noise, so that the guests who come will have your memory in their lives."
When Chen Shi heard this, he thought, why the hell is he going to have a live TV broadcast for his wedding? Influential TV stations and media around the world broadcast live at the same time, and then he can live broadcast to sell goods? It seems that many Internet celebrities do this, live broadcast to sell goods.
Get married by the way.
"By the way, there is a courier for you." Shen Xue said, pointing to a large cardboard box in the living room.
Chen Shi walked over, took a look and said, "What kind of express delivery? It's so big, you lifted it up by yourself? It's not light."
"The property management company used a tow truck to help pull it into the elevator, so I helped open the door. The manager of the property management company said that your express delivery took up too much space, so he sent it over. What did you buy?" Shen Xue asked curiously.
Chen Shi looked at it and saw that this cardboard box was 1.7 meters high, 50 or 60 centimeters wide on the sides, and 1.23 meters wide in front. It seemed that he had never bought such a large item before. Could it be a refrigerator or something?
?
Look at the sender's name: {Beautiful Life}. Who is this? Beautiful Life? I don't recognize the phone number. If I call it, it's not in the service area. Is it possible that I sent it to the wrong person?
I looked at the recipient and found that the name, phone number, and address were all correct. It was mine.
"Don't look at it. The property management company told me that the sender called the community property management department and said it was for you. He asked you to pick up the express delivery when you got back. It's not going to be one of your illegitimate children, right?" Shen Xue
said.
Chen Shi suddenly turned to look at Shen Xue and asked: "Let me ask you a question. A submarine can only seat ten people. Now there are nine people on it. The last passenger is a pregnant woman. When a pregnant woman boarded the submarine,
Finally, do you know why the submarine sank?"
Shen Xue??? "You are stupid. There are eleven or even twelve people in the pregnant women's room. There are still more in the belly. She is overweight. The number of people is overloaded."
Chen Yonggong looked at Shen Xue like an idiot and said: "Because everyone is here, the submarine can sink. You told me that the submarine can take off without sinking. You don't believe me if you say you have no brains. Have you eaten too much papaya recently?"
I grew breasts, but the weight of my intelligence was put on my breasts.
If this is an illegitimate child, how many days has it been? Even if there is food and drink inside, wouldn’t the urine and urine stink? And this space is so well sealed, can people still survive in it? I really convinced your illiterate brain
Hole."
Chen Shi found a paper knife and cut open the paper shell. Not to mention the quality of the paper shell, there was a layer of bubble pad inside the paper shell. After taking the bubble pad apart, there was a foam shell inside. The packaging was careless and actually wrapped
So careful, what is it?
There are a bunch of parts inside, and then there is an instruction manual. I can't understand the content. They are all in Japanese, but there are installation drawings. This is an assembled item. Who would put so much effort into sending themselves an assembled toy?
However, this type of assembled dolls are now very popular in the videos of short video bloggers. Most of them are anime characters. Back then, a blogger bought a Sakuragi Hanamichi that weighed about one hundred and sixty pounds. It weighed about one hundred and sixty pounds.
It's tens of thousands, which is still cheap. Some limited edition clowns, which are slightly smaller than this model, start at 30,000 to 40,000.
Shen Xue was also surprised. I heard that this kind of large toy doll is very cool to assemble, and it has great artistic value and collection value. Many people specially buy this limited edition to assemble and collect.
There were quite a lot of parts, so Chen Shi and Shen Xue started the assembly game. Needless to say, it was quite fun.
But the more this assembly was done, the more frightening it became, because it didn't seem to be a doll, it was too real, and it felt so good, like real skin. When it was a third of the way through the assembly, Chen Shi was a little confused.
, this familiar feeling, this feeling of deja vu, this seems to be the legendary one-to-one replica of the doll that some big guys in the group mentioned?
If you use an inflatable tool to inflate this doll, I'll rub it! What's going on? I quickly translated the instructions using a translation software, and the answer I got was ~Robot Girlfriend, my God, who gave this to me?
Give it to yourself. Scan the QR code to check the price of this thing. Shen Xue and Chen Shi were shocked when they scanned the QR code. It actually cost 120,000 yuan. Is it so expensive?
Shen Xue still insisted on assembling the robot girlfriend, and Chen Shi had no choice but to assemble it together. As a result, she got a girl wearing JK clothes, and other costumes were useless. She was about 165cm tall and had exquisite facial features.
Ah, and my figure is really great.
After pressing the power button, the system activated five minutes later, the robot girlfriend moved, selected Chinese pronunciation, and selected the Lolita sound mode. As a result, the robot girlfriend walked up to Chen Shi and said: "Hello, husband, this is the first time we meet. My name is Ying.
Ying, can you change my name? Your grandma chose me for you. I will be your girlfriend from now on. You have to be nice to me."
Chen Shi...Grandma? Damn it, grandma actually chose this for herself? I called grandma again, but grandma didn't answer the phone. Chen Shi likes to use a small number to estimate that she inherited her grandma, so she often changes her number and says she has a new number.
There was a discount, so I exchanged it when I ran out. I had no choice but to call my grandpa, and the phone was out of service due to arrears. I directly charged grandpa 500 yuan in phone bills and opened a monthly traffic 188 package. I always felt that grandpa was secretly using the data to watch outside.
What is it? Otherwise, why would it shut down again so quickly?
If Chen Shi knew that his grandfather used mobile phone bills to charge Q coins to people, I wonder what he would think?
The call got through, and Chen Shi asked: "Grandpa, what do you mean, grandma, you want to buy me a robot girlfriend?"
"Isn't your grandma afraid that your hot-blooded enlightenment will be released at a young age? She is also afraid that you will be lonely, so she customized a robot to be your companion. This one is much better than those on the market. Your grandma spent more than one million
Customized for you, you don’t need to inflate it, just charge it, and it’s also waterproof. You can use it in the bathroom. Pay attention to your health, and the most important thing is to clean it frequently. It’s very unhygienic if you don’t clean it after use.”
"Grandpa, please stop talking. Please stop talking. I have a girl by my side. Let's just hang up and talk back." Chen Shi quickly hung up the phone and turned on the speaker. He really regretted turning on the speaker.
, it’s useless even if it’s not turned on, Shen Xue’s ear is pressed against the phone.
"Hahaha~ Your grandma is really forward-thinking. Are you going to stop using toilet paper and hands from now on? You can just bring her into the room to experience it. Remember to clean it." Shen Xue laughed so hard that she was out of breath.
"Shut up! You bitch, you dare to laugh at my husband. Believe it or not, I beat your father to the point where he suspects you are the daughter of Mr. Wang next door." The robot girlfriend looked at Shen Xue and said with an angry expression.
Chen Shi······
Shen Xue······
Let me take a look, I have seen various foods saying that Japan has developed a robot girlfriend, which can interact and is an intelligent robot. Basically, there are 110,000 to 20,000 of them. It can carry out simple communication with people. Many of them
Japanese single young men will buy this kind of robot girlfriend.
This grandma spent millions to customize it for herself. She is so awesome. She also knows how to use the joke of Lao Wang next door. I have to say that you get what you pay for. I guess the initialization command is to protect Chen Shi and be loyal to Chen Shi. Whoever attacks or
Damage Chen Shi will make corresponding counterattacks based on the analysis feedback.
"Who are you calling a slut? Believe it or not, my aunt beat you beyond repair." Shen Xue looked at his robot girlfriend Yingying and said angrily. This robot's mouth was as twitchy as Chen Shi's.
"Hahaha~ It's just you. I have built in dozens of fighting techniques and several killing techniques. It's not that I underestimate you. Just like you, I will return to the factory at worst, even if I kill you, you won't be afraid. Be honest, stupid
You bitch, if you dare to disrespect my husband again, I will put you in the hospital." The robot girlfriend made a fist attack.
Shen Xue was so angry at this robot, damn! He actually threatened me, what should I do? This guy looks like he can fight well, he can't be the ultimate type, right?
Shen Xue suddenly threatened the robot and said: "You think I'm afraid of you. When I go out, I pull the switch and lock the door. I'll let you starve to death and won't let you recharge. When you run out of battery, I'll help you."
You disassemble it and return it to the factory, you have no conscience at all, but I just helped you assemble it."
Chen Shi←.←Are you sure you're not a coward? It's really despicable to actually come up with such a trick.
The robot Yingying looked at Shen Xue and smiled and said: "Hahaha! Are you trying to scare me? I can charge with solar energy, and I can also repair and unlock locks. I XXXXXXXX..."
Chen Shi took a look and saw that the device actually indicated that the battery was low, and then stopped moving. It needed to be charged. Yingying moved to the socket by herself, and there was a charging head in her finger, and she started charging.
An evil smile appeared on Shen Xue's lips. Chen Shi looked at Shen Xue and said, "What are you going to do to my daughter? I will protect my daughter to the death."
"I can't beat her, so can I beat you? If you stop me, I'll try on you to see if the kitchen knife I just bought today is as sharp as the shopping guide said."
"I still have power reserve. I can fire the built-in attack parts to kill you when you take the kitchen knife. You can try it." The robot Yingying suddenly spoke, making Shen Xue tremble.
Chen Shi read the instructions, and then downloaded an APP according to the instructions. The fingerprint input was correct and the face recognition was correct. Then the APP suddenly sent a video port. After Chen Shi connected, a man in a suit said to Chen Shi:
"Hello Mr. Chen, we are the research and development company of this robot. You are our high-end customer. We need to verify your identity before you can use the APP.
In the APP, you can change the voice and personality, and you can also input commands to change the way the robot speaks and interacts with evil people. This robot can automatically connect to the wireless network, has a built-in unlimited decoder, can update our patches in real time, and will also adapt to your lifestyle.
Make changes, everything is centered on you, now you can use it, if you have any comments later, you can give us feedback, we will serve you as soon as possible."
Chen Shi opened the APP to take a look, and then entered an instruction, that is, this robot should have a better attitude towards Shen Xue, and it is best to become a best friend, otherwise Shen Xue is really afraid of being clicked by this guy.
Chen Shi really doesn’t want to do anything to this robot, but I have to say that the progress of the times and technology are terrible. Today’s robots are so smart. In fact, it doesn’t matter if you think about it. The driverless technology is already in the fourth generation. In 2030
The former fifth-generation interview may not really require a driver.
Just like in the early 2000s, who would have thought that a mobile phone could pay for entertainment, work, etc., and who would have thought that takeout would be delivered to you with just one click. More importantly, it was the kind of fantasy in game novels more than ten years ago.
By wearing a helmet, you can enter the game scene and interact. Now, as long as you have the money to buy a set of high-end AR equipment to transform an AR game room, which starts at 30,000 to 50,000 yuan, you can connect to the Internet and enter the game to interact. However, the technology is a bit imperfect.
, cannot achieve the best experience.
It is estimated that in another ten or eight years, the price of this product will become affordable, and the technology will be more perfect in the later period. From now on, everyone will just play games like that, so people are really the most powerful, and human wisdom is very terrifying.
"Okay, the settings are done. You can rename her, and then in her cognitive world, you will be her best aunt, and I will set myself as her brother," Chen Shi said.
.
There was a dark cloud on Shen Xue's face and she said: "Who do you think is your aunt?"
"That was wrong, a slip of the tongue. You are her sister. What are you going to rename her?" Chen Shi said.
"Call her Candy. She's sweet and cute. Let her sleep with me tonight. Thank you grandma for giving me a sister. If she finds out, I wonder if she will be angry." Shen Xue
said.
"Of course not. Who wants to lie when there is truth?" Chen Shi showed an evil smile. Shen Xue kicked him and was hugged by Chen Shi again...
