Chapter 377 The most arrogant cub in the whole street
The boss was sitting there with a cigarette in his hand, his hair just covering his eyebrows. It is rare for someone as old as him to have such long hair. He laid out the chess and said in Mandarin with a strong Xi'an accent: "
You go first."
Chen Shi has really been interested in playing chess since he was a child, because his grandfather often took him to play chess on the roadside. Speaking of which, I have to mention the streets. In fact, many masters started playing chess on the streets. In his early years, he played ding ball.
Wang was taken to the street by his father to play billiards. To put it bluntly, the players on the street were of varying abilities, but they were very training.
Many NBA superstars also played on the streets in their early days. Street stall culture is actually a kind of street culture.
Playing chess requires taking one step and thinking three. The first step you take is to consider what your opponent will do, then how you respond, and how you move after responding. The easiest way is to see the entire chessboard clearly, don't look at your own.
Chess pieces, don't just focus on your own few chess pieces, but look at the overall situation. This is what grandpa told Chen Shi.
After the boss and Chen Shi took three steps, he looked up at Chen Shi, threw away the cigarette butt, and lit another cigarette that cost five yuan a pack. His eyes that were about to fall asleep were no longer sleepy at this time, and he continued,
Chen Shi looked at the other party's hand, and there were still calluses on it, but compared to the boss's age, it looked like a child's play. The wife's index finger was particularly thick. Chen Shi was 80% sure that this couple was the couple that grandpa mentioned.
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After playing twelve moves, Chen Shi realized that something was wrong. He could only consider three moves at most, and the other party had one more move than him because the other party had already simulated several moves in the game. To put it bluntly, he already had a plan in his mind.
There are several endings, and he has already played several games in his mind.
Chen Shi lost in the end and bought two meat buns. The proprietress skillfully picked up the kitchen knife to chop the meat and asked Chen Shi if he liked spicy food. The knife skills were very skillful and fast, very fast. The boss got up to make noodles.
After the cakes were ready, Chen Shi paid the bill and left with the meat buns. It seemed that setting up a street stall was not as simple as he thought.
"Handsome guy, come here and take a look. Do you want Adidas Nike? It's on sale at a 10% discount. It's true." A man with a sly eyebrow handed Chen Shi a card, then walked to Chen Shi in a low voice and said, "Would you like it? It's all."
Really, I delivered goods to these stores and took out a few pairs, and you asked me to give them to you at a low price."
Who is Chen Shi? He is like Jiang Xiaoyu who came out of the Valley of Evil. This way of deceiving a raw melon and egg is okay, but deceiving him?
"Brother, do you want to get rich? I see that you are sincere, so I secretly tell you that I received a text message from Qin Shihuang. He said that he was trapped in the underground palace and his Internet fee was about to expire. I just need to help him recharge the Internet fee for one year and wait for him.
Come out and give you a ton of gold." Chen Shi said furtively.
"Hold the grass! Brother, are you okay? You're just teasing me. I also received a text message from Chang'e. She said that Guanghan Palace didn't pay the electricity bill. She asked me to tell you to lend her some money to pay the electricity bill. When the electricity is turned on, I will give it to you.
There’s an elixir of life.”
"If you didn't tell me earlier, then I would have to borrow it. It's not for the elixir of life, but just so that sister Chang'e can't be on the list of dishonest people. If you don't pay the electricity bill, you will also get a personal credit check," Chen Shi said.
The shoe seller~ He was confused, how to answer this?
"Brother, if you have this time, you might as well go work as a turtle soliciting customers. It's very profitable, and it can also promote in-depth communication between people. It can also be regarded as a trading business. This thing you used ten years ago is fine, Mizuno
You still put Reebok and Reebok on your business card. Your card was from ten years ago, and KAPPA. Then you don’t like Puma, right? That’s why I asked you to go pimping. This business has been going on for decades, and there is no
What a generation gap.”
Shoe seller O__O “…: What do you mean? People don’t wear Mizuno anymore? By the way, I forgot to add Puma. These were all hot items before I joined. How many years have you been there?
The man picked up his phone and looked at it. It hasn't been that long, just five or six years. What's popular now?
"Brother, shoes starting with N are popular nowadays, New Balance, New Balance. You can sell them because the original version doesn't have the right to use this name. You can sell shoes starting with N. Hurry up and set up a street stall. These shoes are very popular. Say
Maybe you meet someone who doesn't know the ropes and spends eighteen hundred to buy what you paid for a few tens of dollars."
The man selling shoes had a question mark on his face. He asked curiously: "Are Playboy and Jeep still popular now?"
"Brother, people now know that Zhonghua toothpaste is a foreign brand and Black toothpaste is a domestic brand. Do you think there are still people who don't know what these two brands are? If you have time, learn more about the market. Remember, there is a criminal record.
If you can't deliver takeout and you can't go to Didi, setting up a street stall is your only choice." Chen Shi waved and left. Seeing this guy's operation, he knew he had just come out.
Times have changed. In the information age, if you enter and exit again, you will basically not be able to work in mainstream industries, especially service-oriented industries. The cost of crime is very high, so don't commit crimes.
In the afternoon, the flow of people was obviously more than at noon, and there were more people out of the stalls. Chen Shi went home and took a nap and asked the company to send a group of interns to come over in the afternoon to take pictures of the Twelve Roads of Life.
Chen Shi’s shooting requirements for the interns were very simple. No matter how they shoot, they must produce high-quality effects. From dubbing to picture quality, they must be as good as the Chinese on the tip of the tongue.
Chen Shi decided to make a documentary to record street culture, which is expected to have many attractions and selling points.
After waking up from sleep, I came to the display cabinet and saw a camera filming a fat man. The fat man pretended to be passing by, and then asked the commentators Yan Yan and Guo Guo what it was. After a while,
After the introduction, the other person suddenly realized that this was a work of art. This man was a new intern in the company. He is now in charge of a marketing account worth more than 500,000 yuan. This account mainly introduces local food, drink and entertainment.
This will not arouse people's suspicion, but it will definitely attract attention. Once a few accounts forward it, it will be a success!
What Chen Shi wants is exposure. It is estimated that many people will come over at night to shoot short videos or Moments. You see, in fact, if you want to turn a piece of shit into gold, it depends on everyone's perception of shit.
Well, if everyone thinks this shit is gold, then it is gold.
"Sister, are you coming? Are you going to set up the stall at five o'clock in the afternoon?" Chen Shi said when he saw the game power leveling lady next to him.
"Okay, get up at 11 o'clock, eat at 12 o'clock, watch short videos on time at 1 o'clock, catch up on sleep at 2 o'clock, wash up at 3 o'clock, go out at 4 o'clock, come to the stall at 5 o'clock, have dinner by the way, at 11 o'clock
Close the stall and go to bed on time at two o'clock in the morning." The young lady said.
Chen Shi looked at the young lady with envy. Such a fulfilling life is so enviable. After all, it is said that early death and early care will be taken care of. With such unremitting persistence of the young lady, sudden death is probably not far away. It is only his fault that he did not let the young lady.
Know that there are other things that are more fulfilling and joyful than these.
"What are you selling tonight?" the young lady asked curiously. Chen Shi had nothing, just sitting here like a mazaar. He was not professional at all. He also had a sign saying "Game Boosting".
"I couldn't think of anything to sell for a while, so I took some things from home and sold them." Chen Shi said as he spread a piece of cloth on the ground and then placed the things for sale. The young lady was so scared that she almost jumped from a pair of
C turned into a pair of Aces, how terrible! He actually sells this.
"What about you? Real estate certificate?" the young lady said in a trembling voice. There were no less than thirty real estate certificates placed in front of Chen Shi's stall. This is a bit fierce. There are all Rolls-Royce and other luxury car stalls on this street.
The boss lost his halo in an instant. This is equivalent to selling thirty or forty top luxury cars. What is on this stall is worth hundreds of millions. This is the real estate certificate of the imperial capital. Let me stop it.
He is the most arrogant guy on the street.
"I have no choice. I really can't think of anything to sell. I rummaged through the boxes at home and found these. By the way, how many orders can you make in a day as a power leveler?" Chen Shi asked curiously.
"Depending on my mood, the current reservation list has been scheduled for a month later. I plan to reserve fifteen places today, otherwise I will be too tired."
Chen Shi was shocked. This street stall still had reservation business? While it was fine, he went to the stall next door. It was good to have people watching the stall for free. Moreover, just sitting there, he still couldn't do it. There was no reservation business.
"Brother, what are you selling?" Chen Shi walked to a stall and asked curiously.
A man wearing a Maoshan Taoist priest's uniform was sitting there. There was a Bagua chart placed in front of the stall, but he didn't write any fortune telling or anything like that.
"I'm selling clothes, I didn't see them. Otherwise, Dragon Ball Goku's martial arts uniform, Naruto's complete series of clothing, Pirate Luffy's same straw hat, all Slam Dunk team jerseys, etc. I sell two-dimensional clothing.
That's role-playing, which is Y in English. Do you want a set? You also set up a stall here, right? I'll give you a discount." The young man said.
Chen Shi whispered in his ear: "Are there any two-dimensional dolls that can be pumped up with a pump? The three sisters Akagi Haruko, Bulma, Hinata, Xiaolan, and Maoyan are all fine."
When the young man heard this, his eyes widened and he thought: Hold the grass! Nima Dan, what's going on? Did this kid buy something in his own Qingxiu Goods Store before? But I have already changed my career.
"Brother, this is a serious business. I only sell clothes, not what you mentioned. You can go and look elsewhere."
"No? Nowadays, everyone pays attention to matching packages. Your products are a bit single. Do you have a lady who likes to wear two-dimensional clothes and charges by the hour?" Chen Shi asked again.
The young man stood up and pointed at Chen Shi and said, "That's enough! I just want to be a good person, give me a chance. I even set up a street stall just to say goodbye to the past. You are leading me to commit a crime. You
This is bringing back my memories. Although I haven’t made much money from setting up a stall these days, I won’t make that kind of money again.”
"Brother, don't get excited. I'm just asking casually. You can sell yours. But your Maoshan Taoist priest uniform is good. Do you have the same style as Lin Zhengying? Give me a suit. Come on, add us on WeChat and we can chat privately.
I know there are some things that you can't talk to me in person."
Youth(⊙o⊙)…
After adding the WeChat account, Chen Shi sent the measurements to my little brother. By the way, I actually asked: Is cosplay more expensive? Is there any Sailor Moon?
As a result, the little brother directly replied to Chen Shi: The goods will arrive in three days, and then blocked Chen Shi.
I can't chat with him anymore. As soon as I chatted, I remembered that I once introduced an order and easily got a commission of 700 or 800. Role-playing is really expensive, with a starting price of 2699. But I promised my family that I can't do this anymore. I can't do this anymore.
If you go down there, something will happen to you.
It's all because of the last time my grandpa and his brothers celebrated their seventieth birthday, and someone contacted him. When he arrived, his grandpa beat him on the spot and scolded his grandson for actually doing this business. He came here specially to dream.
Turtle catcher.
What do you say about certain things? In order to save face, to get rid of the embarrassment, and to go home and not be betrayed by his grandson, a man needs to be cruel sometimes, and what about his grandson, he should not hesitate to use it as a punishment.
I started to serve people. I looked at my watch and saw that it was almost six o'clock. On the second day of setting up the stall, there was still no profit. I went to the stall of the uncle selling Maotai liquor again and watched the uncle watching {How to Control Desire}.
I guess the uncle has been studying this for the rest of his life. After all, he can't let go of the Passat behind him. He needs to turn the Passat into a Land Rover first. You can't just think about getting in and not get out?
What? I don’t understand? Have you seen how many people give small gifts to Land Rover drivers? This uncle is still thinking about accepting them. He has set up a stall and is already a businessman. He must learn to give them.
"Uncle, the bottle of Moutai you sold me yesterday was the same price as the e-commerce store, and it was a special e-commerce deal. You sold it to me for a thousand, but it was only 999 online. You are a bit unkind, and you said you won't make any money from me.
"
The uncle put down the book and looked at Chen Shi and said: 'Then you don't have to give me some hard-earned money when you find someone to do something for you. I just earned you a dollar. Do you think it's a loss?'
Chen Shi??? What he said seems to make sense.
"Uncle, besides selling wine, what else do you sell?" Chen Shi asked curiously.
The uncle looked at Chen Shi, pointed to the mobile phone and said, "Selling phone numbers, do you understand?"
Chen Shi understood in an instant, selling relationships, this old guy, probably this is his main business now, don’t you understand? You want to send your children to school and can’t find anyone? Come to the uncle, give you a number, call him and say it’s the uncle
With the number given to you, your child may go to a school you are satisfied with.
But this requires you to have a smaller bank card balance. How much less depends on what school your child wants to go to. Maybe if he fails the college entrance examination, he can find a school for you?
I left the uncle's stall and returned to my own stall. At this time, people were coming and going, and I started doing business. I shouted at the top of my voice: "Don't miss it when you pass by. There are no middlemen to make the difference.
First-hand housing, school district housing, retirement housing, whatever you want, I have it all, a warm one-bedroom and one-living room, a happy two-bedroom and one-living room, a happy three-bedroom and two-living room, I have it all here, and there are also children and grandchildren.
A 500-square-meter independent villa.
Take a walk and take a look, what are you thinking about with a monthly salary of 5,000? If you don’t buy an apartment, it will always be a spare tire. If you buy a house and renovate it, if you have nothing to do, go upstairs and have a cup of tea with your crush? A cup of tea will be a good thing.
, if you don’t believe it, go watch a movie or TV show. If the hero and heroine invite you upstairs for a cup of tea, they will definitely get up and go to work together the next day.
Little brothers and sisters, what are you waiting for? Once you have a house, you can relax. You no longer have to worry about your parents suddenly pushing the door into the house. You no longer have to worry about being pulled off by your parents in the morning. You no longer have to worry about having to wear clothes at home. You no longer have to worry about buying a house.
Be early, don’t hesitate, believe me, there is no intermediary, the price is low and comparable, if you want to buy, I will give you furniture.”
"Ai wants me to go! Today is an eye-opener. There is actually someone setting up a stall to sell houses. Are you real or fake? You can't apply for a fake certificate, right?" A young man and his girlfriend walked to Chen Shi's stall.
Looking at Chen Shi, he said with a mocking look on his face, the young man was dressed in a fashionable manner, and his girlfriend looked very sweet.
Chen Shi glanced at them and said: 'If you fake it, you'll pay ten.'
"I will pay you ten if you give it a fake, and I won't buy it if you pay a hundred if you give it a fake. Who buys a house now? Only fools buy it. In the future, the house will be worthless. People buy houses abroad for one yuan. Your business is probably going to be ruined.