When he got home, Chen Shi's eyes lit up when he looked at the things on the sofa. I liked the pink ones (smirk).
Shen Xue looked at Chen Shi's eyes, then looked at the direction of his gaze, and her face turned red. "Look at your eyes again."
I quickly ran to the sofa and picked up the underwear on the sofa. Who knew that this guy would suddenly come back today? How could he go on a business trip so quickly, so he threw them away without any scruples.
You know, Shen Xue has been living here before, and it doesn't matter if she throws it away. Now that Chen Shi is here, she has forgotten this. Damn it, he saw her underwear.
"Sailor Moon, I belong to the Armored Warriors." Chen Shi said with a smile, making Shen Xue's teeth tickle in anger, and the print on his underwear was also seen by this guy.
"By the way, you haven't worn Ultraman's clothes yet. I placed an order for you, and what I just went to the express locker for happened to be Ultraman's clothes. What a coincidence." Chen Shi said as he unpacked it.
pack.
Shen Xue put the clothes back in her room, feeling a little ashamed inside. This guy doesn't think he is childish, right? He is such an adult and still wears beautiful girl's printed triangle pants.
"Don't be shy, I'm still wearing Spongebob's boxer briefs. This is our final bottom line. We are all still children. When we were young, boys and girls loved to sleep together and play house. Why don't we relive our childhood memories?
"
"Damn it, uncle, you didn't understand anything when I was a kid. Now I'm afraid that a doll will come out and play house with us. Also, why are you so insistent on letting me wear Ultraman's clothes? What's your bad taste?
?But I have never found anyone with such a bad taste."
"You don't understand, this is a couple's costume. Look, I also have a little monster suit. When I was watching Ultraman when I was a kid, the little monster was always being ridden by Ultraman. I just wanted the little monster to turn around and ride Ultraman.
Terman~"
"Go to hell!" Shen Xue angrily picked up an orange on the table and threw it at Chen Shi. Chen Shi received the orange accurately and said, "This is good, this is what it means to make things happen."
"You are shameless."
"You are wrong. I am not only shameless but also dirty and obscene. Come and put it on for me to see. I have always wondered how Ultraman can go to the toilet wearing this?"
Shen Xue~ "I won't wear it, I refuse. Your Ultraman still has two holes on his chest? Is this Ultraman costume or sexy clothing?"
"Whatever, as long as you can wear it."
"If you refuse, you can change the punishment. I agree."
Change the punishment? Damn it! As soon as I play the game, someone will say that I am driving, and this car cannot be driven randomly. "How about a competition to see who eats cucumbers slower?"
"Go to hell! You are insulting my IQ. I have been insulted by you many times. I don't want to be insulted by you again." Shen Xue had already beaten Chen Shi to death, but could this possibly defeat Chen Shi?
"Let's do this. I'll ask you a question and you can answer it truthfully."
"Is it that simple?"
“Very simple.”
"Okay, you ask and I answer."
"Is the 1st Taoist Gym in the Eastern Jin Dynasty popular?"
Shen Xue???What does it mean? Isn’t the Eastern Jin Dynasty a city on a small island country? ① Is this Tao a karate gym?
How do you know whether it's hot or not there? No, why is this word so familiar?
I seem to have seen it somewhere, but I can't remember it.
"How do I know if it's hot or not? I've never been there."
"Well, you are an ignorant girl, suitable for wearing Sailor Moon. I like your innocence and cuteness. Go to bed and go to bed. You have to go to work tomorrow morning. Let me tell you, it is very hot there, so hot that everyone who goes in is sweating and naked."
"Oh!" Shen Xue watched Chen Shi walk into the bedroom. She was still thinking about the question Chen Shi asked her. She took out her phone and checked the Internet. Damn! Bastard! No wonder they are so familiar. I saw these words on his phone last time.
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Can it not be hot? It’s so hot to watch, and the bastard is bullying me again. I’m going to buy some melatonin to replenish my brain tomorrow. I don’t know if this thing can replenish my brain.
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Early the next morning, Shen Xue and Chen Shi opened the door at the same time. Shen Xue glanced in the direction of the bathroom, and Chen Shi also looked there.
"Honey, I'm so hungry, can you make me something to eat?" Shen Xue said while moving, which made Chen Shi confused? Did she just call me honey?
No! Damn it!
Chen Shi finally came to his senses. Shen Xue went to the bathroom first to take advantage of it. Chen Shi was also panicking. Fortunately, he had a large house, so he quickly opened the door and ran to the opposite side, pressed his fingerprints, closed the door, and went straight to the bathroom.
When they went out again, Chen Shi and Shen Xue bumped into each other. Shen Xue looked at Chen Shi and asked angrily: "Why didn't you let me come to your apartment last time to make it convenient?"
"This suite? It's not convenient for you to come here for your convenience. Can you understand what I mean by my convenience?"
"I don't understand! If you don't rent out this house if it's empty, it won't be used as your personal toilet, right?"
"No! This house is the first house I bought by myself in my life. Now I still have to pay the mortgage every month. This is my wedding house. You can come in if you don't mind. You will come in sooner or later anyway."
"Who cares to come in? You poor guy, can you ride your bike and take me to the bus stop?"
"Can't you drive me to work? Are you leaving your car there to eat dirt? Give me the car keys and I'll drive you."
"I don't want it!"
"Hey, are you looking down on me? Wait, wait for me to drive you for a ride." Chen Shi opened the garage door, unplugged the battery car charger, drove Shen Xue straight to the bus stop, turned around and arrived at the company.
"Lulu bought you your favorite cucumber~burrito."
"Thank you, Mr. Chen. Please buy me some lotus root cakes next time. I want to eat lotus root cakes."
"Nani? The taste is so strong? Can your little cherry mouth be filled with lotus roots?"
"No matter how hard it is to stuff it in, I won't eat it in one bite. I'll bite it slowly."
Pang Panghai smiled and looked at Chen Shi with a hot water cup. Liu Jing came over and looked at Chen Shi and said, "You are quite good at buying it. Where is my breakfast?"
"Sister Liu, do you know how to do this at home? Then I will go to the market to buy some for you."
"Are you sure you want to buy it for me?" Liu Jing said with narrowed eyes.
"I told you to buy some fruit and go to your house. Where is Mengmeng? I bought one for Mengmeng." Chen Shi saw some information from Pang Panghai's smile. At this moment, Wang Mengmeng was standing behind him.
"Brother Shitou is so kind to me. You bought me a cucumber burrito." Wang Mengmeng walked to Chen Shi with a smile. Chen Shi glanced at Liu Jing and said clearly that he wanted to trick me. No way. I'll go there when your husband goes on a business trip.
I'll buy you a cart of cucumbers.
"Stop chatting. The boss's cousin will be here soon. You know, hurry up and get busy, otherwise she will find fault with her again." Qian Feng, an old employee of the company, shouted.
When everyone heard this, they quickly ran back to their seats, but Chen Shi was still walking there slowly.
