Chapter 405: The Happy Monthly Pass Wang Mengmeng Wants]
Chen Shi was startled when he opened the door. Wang Mengmeng also rushed out to see what was going on. When he came out, he found two men and two women fighting together in the corridor. It's true that nothing will happen if you don't come out.
It's like it was arranged in advance, all displayed before your eyes.
The door of the room next to Chen Shi where he had been exercising for three minutes just opened a little earlier than Chen Shi and the others came out. It seemed that the room next door liked everything fast.
An old man in his early forties with thin hair and glasses and a beautiful lady in her thirties stood in front of the door and said what they were talking about.
Chen Shi and Wang Mengmeng looked at them. Did this young lady just have sex? She was still active when she woke up. You see, the way she hugged her eldest brother looked like love. If it weren't for the shining gold in his hand,
Rolex, Chen Shi almost believed that nowadays love does not matter appearance or age, love will last forever with a Rolex.
"What's going on, uncle?" Chen Shi took out a cigarette and handed it to an uncle who was cleaning the house. The uncle refused with his hand and said, "Thank you, I don't smoke. What's going on? Two couples were having sex on their own, but I didn't expect that here.
I met them here, and they were all from the next city who came here to rent a house."
Chen Shi asked with a look on his face: "Are you going to rent a house in the next city over here?"
"Yes, our place is on the border with another city. There is also a county seat there. As for the people there, it only takes about 20 minutes to drive to our place. But it only takes about 20 minutes to drive to our side.
People in this place basically don’t have much social interaction. People here will also go to the county town over there to rent a house. To put it bluntly, they are afraid of being caught stealing.
The tall, thin man in black clothes and the tattooed man's wife in white clothes came here to check in. The tattooed man and the man in black clothes' wife also came here to check in. They all live in the same place.
Both men told their significant other that they were on a business trip. As a result, the two couples met in the corridor just now. The man in black clothes questioned his wife. Unexpectedly, his wife asked him in turn. As a result, the tattooed man in white clothes saw
My wife is actually with the man in black.
These four people all said that they came here specifically to catch their partner cheating, and then they started fighting together. You said that young people today really dare to play. It is so exciting. People of our generation would not dare to play like this even to death.
, both men and women came out to have sex, and now it’s better. They don’t talk about their own problems, but they all say they came to catch their partner cheating. It seems that everyone has a valid reason."
Chen Shi felt thunderous. What the hell, is he not open enough? Or are people nowadays more open? Does this all work?
Especially the two ladies' actions were brutal. Each called the other a shameless mistress and ruined other people's families. In the end, the two men stopped fighting and went to woo the girl. Each of them pulled their wives back to their respective rooms and entered the house.
Later, I heard the woman asking the man why he was cheating on her, and the hotel management called the police. The two couples could not stay here tonight, otherwise someone might die.
"Brother Shitou, does the screenwriter dare to write like this?" Wang Mengmeng asked.
"I don't dare. There is a data survey. It is said that most editors handle the content of reality to the most harmonious level, because life is often something you cannot guess. All kinds of bloody things can happen. If it is really written, it will basically
To be harmonized.”
After the commotion was over, no one was sleepy, and they were walking in the corridor or hall. Chen Shi and Wang Mengmeng packed up the lunch boxes they had eaten and put them in garbage bags to take out. Otherwise, there would be a smell in the room. They were going to throw away the garbage and go out together.
Let’s take a stroll, it’s still early, it’s getting dark quickly, and it’s raining heavily. This hotel also has a gym and bathing center, but you have to pay extra.
When Chen Shi thought of the bathing center, he thought of the technician. After the technician finished his service, he went to the lounge to lie on the sofa and watch a movie. It was so comfortable.
"Brother Shitou, why are you smiling like Ximen Qing when he saw Wu Dalang on a business trip?"
"No, I showed an innocent smile. You go to the gym to exercise, right? I'm looking for someone downstairs to brag and chat. You can go about your business."
"Okay, I'll go to the gym to exercise for a while. I heard that there is a bath center here. You can go there. There are technicians on the third floor of the bath center." Wang Mengmeng looked at Chen Shi and said.
"Mengmeng, who do you think I am? Why would I go to a place like that? I'll go over there to chat with the big brother next door." Chen Shi pointed to a person sitting on the sofa in the hall wearing a gold Rolex.
The fast shooter brother said, Wang Mengmeng is probably relieved now. This brother will definitely not go to the bathing center. What a mess he is. I don't know if he thought he had been fighting for thirty minutes.
Wang Mengmeng glanced at her elder brother who had a look on his face that said "I'm weak, please don't bother me" and went to the gym with confidence. Chen Shi walked to the opposite side of his elder brother and sat down, looked at him and asked: "Brother, isn't it boring to sit here?"
"What do you think? Aren't you thinking the same as me? Wait."
"What are you waiting for?" Chen Shi asked curiously.
"The later the technician on the third floor comes to work, the better."
When Chen Shi heard this, he suddenly became enlightened. My brother is amazing. He is indeed an old man. Those who come early are basically in good health. They might not have started work yesterday. Is this the accumulated experience of the years?
The eldest brother got up, and Chen Shi also got up. They all said that it would be right to follow the eldest brother in the world. He walked into the elevator and asked the doorman to press the button for the third floor. The doorman showed a smile that I understand.
The bathing center is on the first and second floors. The first floor is for bathing, the second floor is for resting, and the third floor is for promoting blood circulation. After all, I am older and need to circulate blood. Looking at the back of my elder brother walking, what is this?
This is how I have such a light and graceful pace.
"Two distinguished guests, welcome to your presence!" A familiar voice sounded. Chen Shi put on a hand sign and entered a box. The familiar scene, a TV, a bed, and a bathroom were simple but full of stories.
There are the familiar suits, short-sleeved shorts, and the main colors are basically beige and white across the country.
Dong Dong Dong~ A pleasant knock on the door came, and Chen Shi said, "Come in, excited, it's the first time I've come here, and the result..."
An old man walked in, carrying a box in his hand.
Chen Shi???
"Uncle, are you in the wrong place?"
"No, that's it. The front desk asked me to come over. You ordered the emperor set meal. We are the only technicians for the emperor set meal. Those few technicians have been called by other customers, and I am the only one left. I will pick the ears first.
Or scraping, cupping, and acupuncture? Or do a foot massage first? Or a full-body massage? These are all included in the imperial package. Don’t worry, I know all these. I also have a professional certificate. I have been in this industry for thirty-five years." The uncle said with a look on his face.
Said seriously.
Chen Shi was speechless for a while and said: "Uncle, you may have gone to the wrong place. The emperor set meal I wanted is not what you said. It is not the same thing at all, so I said you have gone to the wrong place. I didn't order a male technician."
." Chen Shi has already wildly hinted at what he wants to do.
"Don't think about it, young man. Nowadays, as long as you have some good looks, even if you don't have a good looking mobile phone, you can look good. It turns out that the mommy here has taken all the girls to open some Internet company, specializing in live broadcasting and so on, so she is not tired.
, and there is still money to be made, leaving a group of uneducated people to go to cram schools to learn pinyin and read Chinese characters.
I heard that there are several good-looking girls who cannot read well enough to be anchors, so they went to continue their education. Otherwise, I don’t know what they are posting. It is impossible to live in society without education. What step should I take first?
If you are dissatisfied with me, should I ask the cleaning lady to come?"
"Um~ No need, uncle, let's do a full-body massage first. I've been feeling uncomfortable in my muscles and bones recently, which has caused my head to not work properly. I actually followed the wrong brother." Chen Shi cried stubbornly when the uncle pressed him. The uncle's technique was superb and powerful.
It's so big that it makes people think of a hand that had its muscles and bones split apart.
After the massage, the uncle picked up a silver needle about ten centimeters long and pricked Chen Shi with it. Chen Shi vowed never to come to the third floor of the bathing center to see the legendary technician again.
"Young man, you are very cold and weak. I'm going to do a scraping on you to clear the blood and promote blood circulation. Then I'm going to do cupping for you. If you have nothing to do, eat more aphrodisiac ingredients. How old are you now? How do you feel?
I feel weak and my whole body is sweating."
"Uncle, this is not weak, this is painful, this is hot, you turned on the air conditioner too high, it's not that I'm cold, it's that you don't resist freezing, uncle, I was wrong, I won't say anything!" Chen
In fact, the uncle gave me two more injections.
An hour later, Chen Shi felt like he was completely transformed. He didn’t expect it to happen like this. This was a very unpleasant experience. When he came out of the room, he saw the Rolex guy. He shook hands with an old man with a red face and thanked him. It seemed like
He was truly transformed and refreshed.
Chen Shi looked at his elder brother and asked, "Brother, how do you feel?"
"It's very good. They say the chefs here are good at their craftsmanship. I read it on the Internet and I didn't expect it to be well-deserved. I'm very satisfied. What do you think? You also changed your hair to red and looked cautious and energetic. It seems to be very effective."
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Chen Shi???"Do you know that the technicians here are all uncles?"
"Of course I know. What do you think? If this wasn't formal, I wouldn't come. I already have a female partner, and my female partner is so upright. I'm here to have a picnic? Brother, don't you also want to fight again tonight?
Your female companion is really upright, let's go, let's go to the restaurant downstairs and order some turtle soup to drink."
Chen Shi didn't want to talk to this big brother at this moment. This guy is so full that he doesn't know how hungry he is. If he had known it was this kind of uncle's imperial set meal, 499, he wouldn't come up even if he killed himself. Five hundred yuan is just nothing.
Yes, five hundred yuan!
When we arrived at the restaurant, the eldest brother very generously offered to treat Chen Shi and Lao Turtle Soup, one brother at a time. In recent years, few people have accompanied me to regular massage parlors. Real brothers want to have a massage together. He also added Chen Shi's WeChat account.
Chen Shi looked at the moment when the old turtle soup was served, and looked at his elder brother's expression of enjoyment while eating the turtle. Chen Shi had no appetite. He himself was not middle-aged. How could he do this? He got up and left to buy a bottle.
Ice cold Coke reduces the fire, what the heck, it's a waste of emotion. I'm still thinking of saying the slogan: "Change a batch". People, it's best not to make up your mind. Maybe the supplementary content is different from the actual content.
, making you unable to accept it or even collapse.
Wang Mengmeng came back. She looked at Yin Ji on Chen Shi's neck and asked, "You went for cupping? Where are you cupping? Look at how cold you are."
"That elder brother took me to cupping. Let's not talk anymore. Let's go back. I want to be quiet." Chen Shi said.
"What's wrong?" Wang Mengmeng looked at Chen Shi in confusion.
"Brother, where did you go just now? I've been looking for you for a long time. I packed a portion for you. It's delicious." The elder brother handed a super large packaging box to Chen Shi, who looked at it speechlessly.
Brother, I thought you wouldn’t mind if I went to your party tonight to drink Jianyun.
Wang Mengmeng looked at the oversized packing box in Chen Shi's hand and asked curiously: "What's in this?"
"This~ you want to drink it for you." Chen Shi handed the packing box to Wang Mengmeng. Wang Mengmeng opened it curiously and almost threw the packing box away in fright. She chased Chen Shi with the packing box and said angrily: "You
Why don't you tell me this is Lao Turtle Soup, I've been afraid of this since I was a child, please take it away from me quickly."
Back in the room, Wang Mengmeng stared at Chen Shi and said, "If you don't finish drinking this tonight, you won't be able to sleep. You actually scared me."
"I don't. I really don't know what's in this. I really don't want to drink this. Don't you know what this thing does? I'll give it to the cleaning man to drink."
Wang Mengmeng agreed upon hearing this. This thing is a great supplement. Seeing Chen Shi come back, Wang Mengmeng asked curiously: "Does the cleaning man want it?"
"I didn't ask for it. The security guard took it away. The security guard gave us some fruits as a thank you." Chen Shi said.
The business suite is not a standard double room with two beds. There is only one 1.8X2 meter bed in this suite, and the suite is relatively simple. The price is too high. There is not even a sofa or anything. Fortunately, there is original glass
A table and two chairs, otherwise it would be impossible to tell the difference between a suite and an ordinary room.
"I'll ask the front desk to bring you a quilt, and I'll sleep on the floor." Chen Shi looked at Wang Mengmeng and said, with the look in his eyes: "Are you willing to give up?"
"I just asked, there are no extra quilts tonight." Wang Mengmeng said.
Sometimes you understand and I understand, and Chen Shi has an uncontrollable smile on his face.
As a result, Wang Mengmeng looked at Chen Shi and said, "Fortunately, we brought tents and sleeping bags, don't you think?"
Chen Shi(⊙o⊙)…"This place is not big enough to set up a tent. I'm afraid it will be uncomfortable to sleep in a sleeping bag."
"You mean you want to sleep in the same bed with me?" Wang Mengmeng looked at Chen Shi and asked.
"No! We are the boundary of the Chu River. To show my sincerity, there is nothing to play here, and if the water in the bowl is spilled, you can't expect to sleep tonight, so I use ham sausage instead of the bowl, and I will put the ham
If the intestines are arranged in a straight line, they will never cross the boundary."
"Excuse me, what's the difference between a ham sausage and a ham sausage? It will flatten as soon as you press it. Why don't you take the suitcase over and press it between the quilts, and each of us will take half of it."
"Mengmeng, this way we will have some distance."
"Beauty comes from distance, so stay quiet, or else you'll sleep in a sleeping bag."
Chen Shi very smoothly placed the suitcase between the two of them, so that when he lay down like this, no one could see him sleeping.
Chen Shi was lying on the bed, and the head of the bed suddenly shook. I wiped it, why was the head of the bed shaking? As a result, there was a brief sound of joy from the next door. I have to say that the old master who made the emperor's set of massages drank another bowl.
Lao Turtle Soup, this time the eldest brother persisted for five minutes.
Chen Shi and Wang Mengmeng were quiet for the past five minutes. No one made a sound, and the atmosphere was once awkward.
Looking up at the clothes hanging under the clothes, Chen Shi couldn't sleep anymore. It was such a scary pattern. It turned out that Wang Mengmeng liked pink.
"Brother Shitou, I want to ask you something, what is true happiness when a man and a woman are together?" Wang Mengmeng asked.
"Real happiness means there is no distance. For example, if you take this suitcase away, happiness will be within reach." Chen Shi said seriously.
