"Stone, come here, let's sing a song together, I'm a little bird." Pang Panghai shouted with a microphone.
Chen Shi was startled when he heard this. What did he mean? Do you want to drag him into the water? He is not a little bird.
"Sister Jing, please order me a golden cudgel." Chen Shi said to Liu Jing, and then greeted everyone. This box is the box used for company gatherings. It is enough to accommodate dozens of people. Nowadays, more and more restaurants like this
The more you spend, the more basic it is to make a group order. After all, the company's consumption is at least four to five thousand a night, so the private rooms are made very big and the lobby is very small.
"Big ice cube, why did you suddenly appear? I thought you were going back to your hometown in Antarctica?" Chen Shi walked to Gu Qingcheng, who was sitting alone on the sofa far away, and said.
Gu Qingcheng looked at Chen Shi with a cold face and said, "You took away our family's shares."
"Oh no! What do you mean I took away your family's shares? It's like me sleeping with you, everyone was willing to do it, but you said back that I gave you to the overlord, you are full like this
I wiped my mouth with rice and refused to admit it.
To acquire your family’s shares, I’ll give your family the same amount of money, just a lot more, and your parents are very willing to sell it. But, girl, you’ve really become my employee now. If you want to get promoted,
I can consider leaving a door for you tonight."
"Dirty! Shameless! You asked my cousin to send me to that successful training class, right?"
"Yeah, how was your study?" Chen Shi asked curiously.
"Hmph! A group of liars who talk on paper and have a little practical skills are just like getting chicken blood every day. They are like talk show actors writing jokes every day. They write unrealistic things every day. They are all based on some books.
Add things that they think are feasible and let the students operate them.
It is said that a private enterprise owner was worth 20 million before he came to learn. He followed their theory and opened a chain like crazy. He just declared bankruptcy yesterday. Why do you want me to learn this? Are you taking revenge on me?" Gu Qingcheng was angry.
said angrily.
"You also know that what those people are talking about is just talk? Then what you asked everyone to do in the company before was not your own idea. Do you know how painful it is for your colleagues below?
I asked you to study, just to cure your problem. Do you think what those people said is very similar to what you thought before? You may even think that what they said is not as good as yours. But the more they talk, the more you will find out.
Problem, even a little bored?
In fact, it is an identity change. When you come back from studying abroad, your cousin Wang Zheng will directly give you a high position. To put it bluntly, your ability is not worthy of your position, and you will give random orders, and then the people below will deal with the mess for you.
You go shopping every day to eat, drink and have fun, and occasionally come to the company to take a look. If you feel something is not in line with your wishes, you intervene, and the result is a mess, so I discussed with your cousin to treat your problem.
Knowledge must be combined with practice. For example, Brother Dahai has enough practice, but his knowledge reserve needs to be updated. After he went abroad to learn advanced management knowledge, he could listen to it, but you have too much knowledge and will not practice it.
, now I have decided that since you are back, let’s start with my little secretary, Xiaomi, what do you think?”
"Why!" Gu Qingcheng said angrily.
"Because I am now the largest shareholder here. Unless you no longer work for me, but you want to go to another company, I will put on your shoes. If the last company calls you back to ask why you were fired or resigned, I will try to discredit you.
you.
What's wrong? You don't dare to be my subordinate? Are you afraid that I'll say you're stupid? That you're good for nothing? I was your subordinate at that time, and I helped you deal with so many messes. Also, you don't have much ability. You'll just cry when you make a mistake.
You are suing your parents, how can you have the courage to challenge Xiaomi for this position?" Chen Yong said with enthusiasm.
"Don't use provocation. I won't do that. What's the difference between Xiaomi Xiaomi and a mistress? My cousin-in-law beats my cousin's Xiaomi every time. I won't do it. You
Don't think about it."
"I've known for a long time that you can't do it, but there's nothing you can do about it. The boss asks you to do it, and you have to do it even if you don't do it. If I say you can do it, you can do it, and if I don't, you have to do it."
"Damn! Why are you so mean!" Gu Qingcheng stood up and said angrily.
Everyone else was singing and didn't pay attention to the two of them. Chen Shi looked at Gu Qingcheng and said, "Because I am a bitch by nature. I will come to work after thinking about it clearly."
Chen Shi actually didn't want to do this. However, Wang Zheng said that he was Gu Qingcheng's cousin and had some hard words to say. He wanted Chen Shi to help beat Gu Qingcheng and polish off her arrogance and bad habits. Otherwise, this cousin would be in trouble in the future.
She will definitely suffer a loss. Instead of suffering a loss in the future, it is better to beat her now.
Chen Shi dragged Gu Qingcheng and threw her into a large group. This girl basically couldn't integrate into the group. It wasn't that she didn't want to integrate, but the way she integrated was wrong. The main reason was that she didn't know how to put down her airs and always used a high profile to get along with others. No one liked being with a high profile.
people who get along with each other for a long time.
"What are you talking about?" Chen Shi asked as he watched Liu Jing and the others chatting animatedly.
"Shitou, Sister Li and I are chatting about the same topic. What do you think of your men's mentality?" Liu Jing said.
After sitting down, Chen Shi handed Gu Qingcheng a bottle of cocktail and then looked at everyone and said, "What's the psychology? Any questions, just ask, let me, a friend of women, communicate with you and give you answers."
"My wife is very beautiful, but she still wants to flirt with those women outside. Moreover, some of those women are not as good-looking as my own wife. What do you think their mentality is?"
"Let me tell you this, Brother Dahai bought his son a 500-yuan Transformers, but his son wanted to steal someone else's 50-yuan Transformers to play with. I was curious and asked why Dahai's son was like this.
Do it. Can you guess what Brother Hai's son responded at that time?" Chen Shi looked at Pang Panghai, who habitually raised his middle finger. He actually used his own son as the core material of the story.
"What's the answer?" A group of women asked curiously.
Chen Shi looked at everyone seriously and said, "Brother Dahai's son said, I have never played this kind of game before and I want to try it."
Everyone~um~
Pang Panghai punched Chen Shi and cursed: "Your uncle's stone, my son has never said such a thing."
"Of course, Brother Dahai, how could my eldest nephew say such a thing? I just used your son as material to preserve your mental outlook. I can't say that it was you who said this." Chen Shi
Smiled evilly.
When Pang Panghai heard this, he blushed at what the bitch Chen Shi said. He put down the thermos cup and said, "Don't listen to his nonsense. I'm not that kind of person. You all know who I am."
"I know, your computer is the only one in the office that often crashes. Last time, the maintenance man said that your computer was downloading messy things and you might be arrested." Sister Li from the Finance Department said with a smile. As a result, Pang Dahai wanted to find a hole to get in.
"Sister Jing, I also want to ask you girls, how do you chase a girl who carries any kind of bag?" asked a young boy who just came to the company.
Liu Jing looked at the boy and asked, "Why are you asking me? I know how to drive but not how to make tea. Sister Li knows this. She was known as a top tea artist when she was young."
Sister Li, who is already over 40 years old, grabbed Liu Jing and said with a smile: "Don't listen to Liu Jing's nonsense, but I still understand this point. After all, every woman knows that she is mature when she wants a bag."
Okay, Xiao Liu, listen carefully, my sister will give you a guide to being a rich woman.
The girl who carries Dior usually has an elegant little princess living in her heart. Just take her to Disneyland and watch the fireworks. It will be as romantic as you want.
Those who carry LV are all living a real life, so just hand over your salary card and be honest with her.
Most of those who carry Chanel are white, rich and beautiful, so when you chase a girl like this, you carry her bag when she goes shopping, you laugh with her when she laughs, and you make her laugh when she is unhappy. To deal with such a girl, you can only pamper her.
The girl who carries Saint Laurent is cool and sassy. If you chase a girl like this, you should go crazy and make trouble with her.
Girls who wear Gucci are more artistic. If you want such an artistic girl, you have to take her to see exhibitions, watch literary films, and occasionally have a little romance.
Also, don’t chase girls who carry Hermès. Most of them want soft food and hard work just like you. Xiao Liu, I see you paying attention to some women’s luxury bags every day. Do you want to find a rich girl?
Friends."
"I said, Xiao Liu, how old are you? Twenty-one or two, right? Why do you just want to hang out with rich women every day?" Pang Panghai complained.
Xiao Liu looked at Pang Dahai seriously and said: "I just don't want to be as tired as you, Brother Dahai. You said you can find a rich daughter or a rich woman. If I don't save you, I won't be so tired. There are no rules in this era.
Women look for rich men, and men do the same. Sister Li, can you tell me where I should start?"
A group of boys and girls all pricked up their ears to listen. Sister Li looked at Chen Shi and said, "I'm not good at this kind of damaging move. You have to ask Shitou and Dahai. They are known as the best damaging friends in our company."
Gu Qingcheng looked at Chen Shi and this group of people. She always couldn't get along with these people. She didn't want to force her appearance, but this was what Wang Zheng was most afraid of. In Wang Zheng's company, Gu Qingcheng could still be like this.
After she left this company, who would still tolerate her? She was like this. It didn't matter if she was working in other companies. She would be fired if she couldn't work for three months.
Unless Gu Qingcheng doesn't go to work and eats and drinks every day, otherwise she has to deal with people. It's not that she doesn't know how to deal with people. To put it bluntly, she has been spoiled by her family since she was a child. She wants everyone to revolve around her, but
The reality is that, at worst, they will quit their jobs, and they don’t want to hang around you.
Chen Shi and Pang Panghai looked at each other, and Pang Panghai said: "This is easy to say and difficult to say. Shitou and I have studied and summarized a set of theories.
If you want to be attracted to the opposite sex, the first step is to rationalize your original intention. You can't be too deliberate in contacting the person. You have to rationalize it. For example, have a work dinner together to talk about work, and then grab a piece of the other person's meat to taste it, so that you can get closer.
If you feel the distance, and don’t do it deliberately, or meet by chance, then what do you do?
Talk about more reasonable topics, and don’t always say flirtatious words or love words. These types of things will make the other person think you are immoral. Remember, the richer the person, the more disgusted they are with this kind of thing. You must interact in a reasonable and reasonable way.
In this mode, you interact with each other quietly, just like you would interact with new classmates or colleagues.
The second step is to establish a persona with reason and evidence. This step is difficult. The reason here is to have a clear understanding of a certain thing when interacting with the other party. For example, you tell someone that you like football.
, you must at least have a real understanding of football, at least to the level of a senior fan. For example, you can know which team is which by looking at the icon and who is the main player of the team.
Don't say you like football. If people ask you which team Maradola played for before or how many Golden Boots Ronaldo has won, you know nothing about it. People will know that you are a half-empty person.
Next, set up your character. Most rich people like simple people. You have to act as simple as heartless and let them treat you like a child. This is the easiest way to get closer to each other.
The third step is to make a surprise attack to close the distance. You must be careful about this. Remember, don’t panic. How to close the distance? For example, if you drink water together and accidentally take the wrong cup and drink the other person’s water,
Then say sorry and see the other person's reaction. If the other person doesn't care and continues to drink water, it proves that the other person has a crush on you. You can also suddenly approach the other person and smell it, and ask the other person what shampoo, shower gel or perfume they use.
class.
Just say that the clothes on you smell good, what brand of shampoo or perfume are you using, and suddenly ask the other person to stop moving, saying that there is something on the other person's forehead, something on the body, etc., and then get close to the other person and keep one to two centimeters away.
distance, and then help the other party wipe away the stains. It doesn't matter whether there are stains or not, what matters is that the distance is shortened.
It is a very dangerous step to leave the other party with no time to react and no opportunity to refuse. You must grasp the scale. If you grasp it well, you can make the distance between you haggard. With this simple and clear step, you can close the distance and also restore the distance.
You can test the other party's positioning and attitude towards you. As long as the other party does not resist, then you can continue naturally.
Even if the other party refuses, it doesn't matter. Anyway, your previous innocent image has been established. At most, people will think that you are a heartless person. You didn't do it intentionally, but just out of curiosity and instinct. You can think about it in the future.
, choose other angles to start.
The fourth step is to tell the other party about your poor side. This step is the key point. You cannot say how miserable you are. You must show that you have been miserable in the past. The manager has suffered a lot, but you must show that you have a good attitude. For example, you can
Say you don't like to drink bitter coffee, you have experienced too much bitterness, and you like to eat something with sugar, so that you feel better. In short, it does contain a lot of information, and let the other party help you to express your poverty.
The fifth step is the key point. You must remember that after completing the above four steps, you must break away. What is breaking up? That is to retreat decisively, with a sudden change of heart, directly give up the initiative to approach the other party, and take the initiative to contact the other party.
Keep a distance from the other person, let the other person come to you and ask you what's wrong and how you are doing recently, and then go and have a closer communication with the other person.
This step is to prevent the other party from thinking that you are purposeful or obscene, because long-term contact will expose your own shortcomings, so you must learn to keep this distance and be sure to leave the best of yourself to the other party.
When the rice is cooked, remember, you can’t relax until you get your marriage certificate.
The last step, the sixth step, is called knowing yourself and the enemy. You are with the other person, but because of the family gap, what should you do at this time? Learn about the other person's family environment and daily trivial matters. Be sure to listen to the other person's complaints about the other person's family affairs.
Then infer the personality, likes, and dislikes of the other family member.
Once you master these six steps, you can basically enter a wealthy family.
However, Shi Shitou and I discovered during our research that there is a rigid condition based on these six steps, that is, you must have a good figure and a good appearance. If you don't look good, it's all nonsense.
You need to be in good shape, otherwise it will be difficult to implement these six steps.
Don’t be discouraged. If you’re not in good shape, you can go to the gym. If you’re not tall enough, you can use height-increasing pads. If you’re not good-looking, you can have plastic surgery or makeup. As long as you master these six points, you can basically enter a rich family.”
All the new employees listened attentively. A girl wearing glasses looked at Dahai and asked: "Brother Dahai, is my sister-in-law's family very rich?"
Chen Shi almost laughed while holding it in. When Pang Panghai heard this, he sighed and said: "I came up with this theory only after I got married. Don't mention my wife. Her family was indeed rich before, and she has four apartments at home.
As a result, her parents were afraid that I would miss her house, so they sold three of them and kept one to live in. It has been ten years since we got married, and her parents have been traveling around the world, and they probably won’t come back until they spend all the money.”
When everyone heard this, they were immediately shocked. There is such a father-in-law and mother-in-law?
Da Dahai was also depressed. No one thought that he was planning to be a home-in-law son-in-law waiting to die, but after getting married, his father-in-law bought a car and took his mother-in-law on a self-driving trip around the world. What the hell did he create?
Pang Dahai didn’t bother to read the pass and posted on WeChat Moments every day. This old couple probably spent all their money and came back to wait for him to retire.
Pang Panghai's wife was also speechless. What could her parents do if they were like this? If the house was not sold back then, it would at least have doubled in value. Now it seems that the money is almost spent and she is ready to come back. The reason why Pang Panghai wants to go abroad for further study as soon as possible is
He doesn't want to see his father-in-law and mother-in-law, so he lets his daughter-in-law handle the housework by herself. There are probably very few parents in the world like this.
"What about you, Mr. Chen?" Xiao Liu asked. The newcomers basically called Mr. Chen Shi and Mr. Chen. After all, they were not familiar with each other, and they didn't dare to shout randomly.
"Me, I am in the position I am today because I married into a wealthy family. You know, the person next to me is Mr. Wang's cousin. I sit in this position. You understand, go and practice Brother Dahai.
Secret book." Chen Shi pointed at Gu Qingcheng and said.
When Gu Qingcheng heard this, he stood up with a flabbergasted expression and hurriedly explained: "Don't listen to his nonsense. We have nothing. This man and dog can't spit out ivory from his mouth, and he doesn't tell the truth."
"You see, young people, don't have unrealistic illusions, step by step, be down-to-earth, and announce to everyone that Gu Qingcheng is officially my administrative assistant. Let's raise a glass and wish Brother Dahai what he can bring when he comes back.
When the princess comes back, we will also benefit from it."
Gu Qingcheng looked at Chen Shi, her teeth itching with anger. Her cousin told her not to tell her that Chen Shi had suffered enough from her family, otherwise she would have scolded him for being such a naughty old man. He was just taking one step at a time in a down-to-earth manner.
