Guo Rang looked at Chen Shi and felt aggrieved, fearing that this old man would let him eat the cigarette ashes.
Chen Shi was also curious, this Guo Rang was not a good man or an honest person, what would happen to make him feel so depressed?
"Smoke, keep smoking. If you don't want to smoke, tell me. I heard that some people used to smoke a pack of cigarettes in one breath and then pass away. Don't worry, you are destined to die."
Guo Rang(⊙o⊙)…
"Brother, what on earth do you want to do? I feel uncomfortable and want to be quiet."
"Then you keep smoking. Let me guess. Are you a freshman or sophomore this year? Are you encountering emotional problems? I can tell what's happening to you even if you don't tell me.
As for your kid, you were naughty and troublesome when you were young, and you were a late bloomer. In high school, you were actually still studying Ultraman.
I remember you told me that Ultraman was divided into two series, the Showa series of Ultraman and the Peace series of Ultraman.
The first generation of Ultraman composed of Ou and Eddie.
I was still studying the relationship between Ultraman Leo and Ultra's mother and father. At that time, I knew that your kid would definitely be trapped by love in the future.
Most people pass this hurdle in elementary school and junior high school. For example, I passed this hurdle after I fell in love for the first time in the first grade.
Let me guess, you only found out about falling in love in college. To be precise, it’s a secret love. Everyone’s first relationship is based on a secret love. If you step forward, it’s a confession. If you can’t step forward, it’s a secret love. The highest state of secret love.
It's just dog licking.
I've seen your kind of dog licking a lot. In the end, most of the dog licking ends up with the spare tire. Do you know why the spare tire of a car is round? Because it is easy to roll. But the thing that is more humble than the spare tire is the jack, not even the spare tire.
Most people just change the tire. Most people think they have a spare tire. In fact, it is just a jack. It is basically not used at ordinary times. It is only used when you want to use it.
To put it bluntly, you may not even be a jack, but probably a tripod. You can only watch it from a distance and always remind others not to hurt her. But fortunately, you are not a fire extinguisher. You usually forget to put it in the corner. Only
It only sounds when something goes wrong,
I hope you will never be an airbag. I don’t care about you at all. If your life is in danger, you still have to protect her with your life. Come on, tell me, who are you?"
Guo Rang was deceived. He lost his ability to organize language because his mouth was a little numb from smoking, but his mind was full of various car accessories. When choosing which one he wanted, he thought for a while and said: "The above
No, I was on the driving recorder. When something happened, the police were the first to find me, because my name in the note on her phone was dad. I never expected that she would note me as dad, but I saw the police uncle showing it to me.
Notes on her mobile phone: There are also uncles on her mobile phone, from eldest uncle to seventh uncle, and from eldest uncle to sixth uncle.
Who would have thought that she would make these notes on all the men she knew. That's right. Once she makes friends this way, she will no longer be afraid of her boyfriend checking her phone when she makes a new boyfriend. They are all close relatives whose blood is thicker than water.
The police called me and asked me to go. It was only when I arrived at the police station that I found out that she actually did business with someone for three thousand at a time. I was shocked at that time. She was the goddess I had a crush on. I spent eight or even eight thousand for her.
It was so expensive that I didn’t even touch it with my hands.
I wish I had known her price of three thousand, I~I just can't accept that the girl I like is doing this." Guo Rang burst into tears, he was so sad, he didn't expect that the goddess he had a crush on was a chicken, a pheasant
, or a chicken that was eaten by an old man.
Chen Shi looked at Guo Rang and said with a smile: "You cry, I didn't expect that you are such an adult, you are still playing secret love and platonic love. Today I will teach you how to chase girls. Do you want to learn?
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Guo Rang didn't say anything and kept looking at Chen Shi. This guy was indeed better at dating than him, because back then this guy came to pick him up from school and actually started chatting with his intern music teacher. As a result, the intern music teacher ended up talking to him in front of him.
She scolded Chen Shi and said he was a scumbag for actually going to eat KFC with her best friend...
"Listen up, kid, the correct way to chase a girl is not to spend money on her, but to spend the money on yourself. Do you understand what I mean? For example, give yourself the ten thousand you spent on your goddess.
Buy some good clothes, good shoes, and a good mobile phone, and spend the money on your own basic necessities, food, housing, and transportation, and you will be on a higher level, and your goddess will come to understand you.
If you spend all this money on your goddess and spend it on her, your goddess will be on a higher level. But if you are still like that, your goddess will feel that you are not worthy of being with her. Do you understand?
Don’t beautify your goddess too much. Doesn’t your goddess fart? Does your goddess have no fur in her squeaky nest? She might not wash her feet for several days. Here is some popular science for you. It is scientifically proven that women’s feet smell six times more than men’s. So,
When you think about it, do you think she is still perfect?
Excessive beautification of a person will make you look humble. In love, whoever wants to be humble will have to pay much more. Everyone has one nose and two eyes. What is the difference? Besides, if it is really
What do you think is the perfect goddess that you can come into contact with? The goddesses are all in the sky.
Remember, kid, women in the past wanted to get out of singlehood, but now women want to get out of poverty. You gave her all the money, and she got out of poverty, so what else do you need? Do you want a poor family to use as a collection? As long as you
If you are helping the poor, then you will never be afraid that the goddess will not come to you.
Falling in love is not as complicated as you think, but it is not as simple as you think. You can study psychology. It’s not too late to change your major now. You know, if a woman looks at you and then turns her head to look elsewhere,
Looking at you within 45 seconds proves that she wants to get close to you. If you don't want anything, you just want to fall in love, fall in love quickly, and want to get the goddess.
Let me show you a clear path. If you go to Southeast Asia, you can open some social software used by those born after 2000, set your personal information to that of our country, and then say that you are going to do business, and you will soon receive a message.
Stack of local girls sending you messages to say hello, they will say hello, can I learn Chinese with you?
Just like the scene in the 1990s when female college students went to chat with foreigners in our international hotel, you will experience the feeling of male gods. A large group of female college students say good morning, good night, miss you, etc. to you, because China
In their eyes, a man is a rich man, you can choose for yourself, which one do you want?"
Guo Rang suddenly said with bright eyes: "Brother Shitou, do you say that to everyone?"
"No! This only applies to you."
Guo Rang said: "Brother, you are right, a good man shouldn't be like this. The outside world is so big and I want to see it. I want to go to Southeast Asia to study psychology and do business at the same time."
"I support you, don't you think this is enough?" Chen Shi said.
"Brother, is it too late for me to change my job now? You didn't lie to me, did you?" Guo Rang asked.
"Go there after graduation. I kid you not. Study hard in the past two years and master your major. I will arrange a regional manager for you there. Our company is about to develop like that. This is your brother's latest position. I will first
Come on, help me settle the bill." Chen Shi got up and went to the dressing room to change clothes.
Guo Rang was excited as he took Chen Shi's business card. Entertainment company, what kind of goddess is this? You can even meet actresses.
How would he have known that Chen Shi would arrange for no fewer than twenty regional managers to come there, each responsible for a region, and their business cards would bear the name of regional manager.
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Chen Shi walked out of the bathing center and took a taxi. The driver in the car chatted with Chen Shi all the time: "It's not easy for you young people now. It's really not easy. I picked up a customer a few days ago and arrived.
When I stood up to pay the bill, I had to scan Alipay. I said I only had WeChat, but the young man said I should just use Alipay.
I was confused, why should I use Alipay? But the young man told me that Alipay had Huabei, but he had no money, not even ten yuan. I was shocked at the time, and today's young people don't even have ten yuan? In the end
I still scanned WeChat for him, and he told me that this WeChat payment code can be used to swipe credit cards."
Chen Shi smiled and said, "Yeah, it's not easy." He looked out the window. He had experienced this kind of life before. Sometimes credit cards and Huabei know you better than your relatives and friends, and you can't imagine even a dime on your body.
No money, still in debt.
Pang Panghai cried bitterly once while drinking and said: "It was so hard for me back then. I didn't spend money randomly, but I couldn't save any money. You know, I didn't have a dime in my pocket. Someone informed me that my child was one month old."
I actually used credit card money to overdraft my money, or my relatives or children got married, etc. to contribute money.
When something happened to my parents, I also used credit card money, money for diapers and milk powder for my children, tuition fees, and other miscellaneous things. I applied for up to six cards at a time, going back and forth. I was fed up. At that time, I ran away.
I was devastated, and I swore that when I finished paying back the money, I would get drunk and cry really hard."
That day was the day when Pang Panghai paid off all his debts. He drank with Chen Shi and told Chen Shi not to send him home tonight. He didn't want his wife and children to see him cry. Chen Shi found him a hotel that night.
They drank until three or four in the morning. Pang Panghai kept crying and crying, and Chen Shi also cried. After the two men finished crying, there was nothing left. But you have never experienced that kind of mood, and you will never understand that kind of suffering.
Every month I worry about how to pay back the money.
Suddenly a song came from the taxi radio:
I am a little bird
Want to fly and fly
But I can’t fly high
I'm looking for a warm embrace
Is this request too high?
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The driver hummed along with the music, and Chen Shi paid at the station. The destination was a Taoist temple. It was difficult to get up by car. Most Taoist temples are at the top of the mountain, and most temples are at the foot of the mountain or in downtown areas.
Chen Shi came here to see a classmate. His name is Zhan〇[ling]. This character does exist in Chinese characters, but few people use it. The dictionary explanation is that it is the empty space in numbers, which means zero, but this character can be used in names.
Yes, you can also type it on your ID card.
This person is what Chen Shi wanted to see, but has never gone to see him. Now he wants to see him. He walks up the mountain step by step. This place is very remote and the surrounding area is very empty. Even the locals in Jinling rarely come here. People who can come here
Not much.
The mountain is not high, more than 100 meters, and the surroundings are very quiet, but as I walk, I see garbage in the mountains and forests. This Zhan is Chen Shi’s college classmate. He is a typical rich second generation. When he was in college at that time
, he called 911, and then a financial crisis almost caused his family to go bankrupt. This guy was so good that he didn't go to college for a senior year, so he went directly to help the family take care of the business.
Then he traveled all over the world, and he actually got several big businesses, which made his company start up again. Later, it was said that he became a monk. Chen Shi talked to him, and he said that there was nothing to talk about. If Chen Shi
If you really want to talk to someone one day, just go to him, otherwise don't go.
Chen Shi walked and looked at all the rubbish, rubbish, rubbish, too much, how could there be so much rubbish?
Seeing a Taoist priest in Taoist uniform carrying a bamboo basket and using tongs to hold pieces of garbage and put them into the bamboo basket, Chen Shi stepped forward and asked, "Hello, Taoist priest, is Taoist priest Zhan Sanyuan here?"
The Taoist Master looked at Chen Shi, pointed to the mountain and said, 'It's at the top of the mountain. It should be cleaning at Kuixing Pavilion by now. Go and see if it's there.'
"Thanks, what are these rubbish?" Chen Shi asked curiously.
"Some people who went up the mountain threw it," the Taoist priest said.
"Then there are no dedicated forest guards?" Chen Shi asked.
The Taoist priest smiled and said: "We are all self-sufficient and farm on the mountain. This is not a famous mountain or river or a place of interest. We take care of it ourselves. Did you see the sign above, don't throw garbage anywhere? It is in name only."
"I understand, I won't disturb you anymore." Chen Shi continued to climb the mountain, then looked around, picked up his cell phone and sent a text message before continuing to climb.
Not to mention that the air here is really good, the only drawback is that it is inconvenient and dangerous to drive up there. The road is too narrow, and there are curves everywhere, and there is no protection. However, I saw a road leader on a motorcycle pulling a box of cooking oil.
Going up the mountain.
When they came to the top of the mountain, they found Kuixing Pavilion. Chen Shi walked over and looked at the three-story independent attic. A large incense burner was in front. Chen Shi walked into Kuixing Pavilion and saw Zhan Sanyuan sweeping the floor with a broom.
Chen Shi looked at Zhan Sanyuan, who was concentrating on sweeping the floor, and said, "Taoist priest, here comes a stick of incense."
"This is not suitable for you. You don't have children, and you don't study anymore. This is Kuixing Pavilion, Kuixing Diandou, also known as Zhuangyuan Pavilion. You can go to the Jade Palace on the mountain, or clean it with me." Zhan Sanyuan said with his back to Chen Shi.
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Chen Shi was surprised and said: "Oh my God, you knew I wasn't married or going to school before you saw me. Master is amazing."
"Get rid of the master and don't promote feudal superstition. I can still hear and I'm not confused. I can't hear your voice because it's abnormal. You've been sleeping in a bunk bed for three years." Zhan Sanyuan turned around and looked at Chen Shi and said.
Chen Shi(⊙o⊙)…
"Let's go out and sit for a while." Zhan Sanyuan put down the broom.
Chen Shi followed him to a corner, and the two sat on a rock on the mountain. Zhan Sanyuan looked at Chen Shi and asked, "What are you doing here? You're not just chatting with me, are you?"
"Otherwise? Stop by and see how it is here and how the food is. Now that you've seen it, it's very good. But I'm here too, so I'll chat with you."
Zhan Sanyuan laughed when he heard this and said, "It's like I'm begging you to come and chat with me."
"I really want to find someone to chat with. Why did you choose to come here in the first place?" Chen Shi looked at Zhan Sanyuan and asked.
