"I believed you, you are such a weirdo! You scumbag actually saw everything I said and refused to admit it. You even bit me back and blamed me. You are the scumbagest scumbag I have ever seen. You are simply a walking scumbag.
Earth machine."
"You don't believe me? Did you just listen to a bathing song? Which shower gel or soap is better to use today? Use a towel and shower cap to brush your teeth. The water temperature is just right. Splash the water and make bubbles. Today is really wonderful..."
"Can you really hear me?"
"Why are you lying to me? I am as honest as my name." How could Chen Shi tell Shen Xue that when Shen Xue usually takes a bath, she puts a glass on the door to listen to the sound. Shen Xue often listens to the sound.
Sing this song and add two dishes to your wit.
"I believe you once. Anyway, we have to keep this secret secret."
"Yes! You can't even tell your children from now on."
"You can't even tell the child to 1 after that. Wait~ Who has a child with you? It's so shameless. I bought you some clothes as a thank you." After Shen Xue finished speaking, she pointed to the sofa.
paper bag, and then went into the house to blow dry my hair with a hair dryer.
How can Chen Shi care about looking at clothes? He quickly went back to the scene he just saw. How to describe this? I still won’t describe it. I am afraid that people who will read after describing it will waste toilet paper...
Chen Shi looked at the clothes Shen Xue bought for himself and tried them on. The size was just right. He bought three sets of clothes and three pairs of shoes from beginning to end. Not to mention they looked really good. He looked at the price tag and saw that the money was also good.
A pair of sneakers costs 2680. What material are they made of?
After putting the clothes in the drum washing machine and drying them in the water, Chen Shi looked at Shen Xue sitting on the sofa and looked her up and down. As expected, clothes were the culprit of covering up a woman's beauty.
"What are you looking at? If you're looking at me, I'll lock it for you. I'll make a three-part agreement with you first. When I'm on a business trip, you can't bring women back, and neither can men."
"knew."
"It's good to know. Also, the next time you come into my room, take a look at it and put it back where it belongs so I can find it."
Chen Shi... This woman, last time she found out that I was pretending to be sleepwalking, she didn't expose me, what a good girl.
Early the next morning, Chen Shi was waiting for Shen Xue downstairs with his car keys.
"I'll give it to you," Chen Shi said as he opened the garage door.
"Ouch! I bought a car. This car is better than my car. Did you drive it back by yourself?"
"It's necessary. I drove around yesterday and found that it's not difficult."
Three minutes later.
Shen Xue looked at Chen Shi with contempt and said, "Isn't it easy to drive in yesterday? Why did it take so much effort for you to pour it out?"
"You don't understand. I am warming up the car. Can you think of a way to move the car behind me?"
"Move the car? There is a distance of three meters between the car and the parking space. Is it easy for you to drive into the garage yesterday? You can back up slowly. I also need to buy some daily necessities for Teacher Liu to use during the trip."
Chen Shi... Failed to pretend to be cool and turned into a fool. He was destined to be used to fast racing but not reverse driving in his life.
Five minutes later, Chen Shi took a deep breath and finally reversed the car. This time he was going to challenge the top speed of 35 mph. This was the collision of Fast and Furious 8.
Needless to say, the more you drive this car, the more skilled you become. It’s like a female driver holding a joystick. She can’t control the strength and speed of her hand the first time. But when she becomes more proficient later, she has the steering wheel in her hand and can speed by jet every minute.
Already.
Chen Shi was wearing black clothes today, including a black shirt, black slim-fitting pants, black sneakers, and most importantly, black sunglasses. From the look of this outfit, he was going to attend an important occasion.
That's right, today is the main event where Grandpa Pang Panghai passed away. Chen Shi couldn't have done the final farewell ceremony without hesitation. After all, it was a meeting with colleagues. The most important distance was relatively long and there were few vehicles. It was just the right time to practice driving. You
See, is this human speech?
The place where Grandpa Pang Panghai is buried is a forty-five-minute drive away. Chen Shi drove there early. The funeral seemed to be just a farewell ceremony at the cemetery. The family requested that everything be kept simple.
Along the way, there was the longest traffic jam at the entrance of the school and the hospital. It took half an hour to drive out of the city. Chen Shi performed drag racing on the six lanes. He drove to 40 miles and challenged himself again, but was hit by the car behind him.
Already.
The passing electric car looked back at Chen Shi and then drove away. Chen Shi was overtaken by the other car.
Especially looking at the happy smile of the little girl behind the guy riding the scooter, Chen Shi was so jealous that he really wanted to catch up to him and open the window and ask the guy if her girlfriend could drive her car for him.
Do you want to drive it yourself?
Beast!
It took more than an hour to drive to the destination Qinglong Mountain. This mountain is full of cemeteries. It is said that when it was first developed, there were one cemetery after another. Now the cemetery in the small duplex near the mountains and rivers costs 400,000, and the ordinary cemetery also costs 70,000 to 80,000.
One, this is so damn hard that one can’t even afford to die.
I wonder if my parents have bought a cemetery? If they buy more, can they collect rent? The annual rent costs them 18,000 yuan, and the rent starts from ten years, and it can be divided into installments...
Not to mention that there are several cemetery tomb-selling shops down the mountain, as well as one-stop services for funerals. Chen Shi found a place to park his car and arrived in front of a funeral shop in Pang Pang Haifa.
This funeral shop covers an area of more than 200 square meters. They are all engaged in funeral business, and there is also a Western-style farewell ceremony. Chen Shi ordered ten wreaths and paid a gift of 800. The old man probably likes the number 800, right? After all, eight
Hundred packs····Night.
Looking at the deserted farewell ceremony, there is a portrait of Grandpa Pang Hai on the mourning hall. It seems that he is not an ordinary person. Look at his innately lustful eyes and the silvery lips.
With a trace of a wretched smile, Pang Panghai perfectly inherited the old man's facial features.
"Here comes the guest, the family members will greet you." The funeral company is indeed professional, and it looks like a scene in a movie on Hong Kong Island in the 19th century. Pang Panghai, who was kneeling in front of the mourning hall, saw Chen Shi coming. After informing his family, he walked towards Chen Shi.
Reality.
"Have you told your colleagues in the company?"
"No, but I can't let my sister-in-law think that you, brother, are not good people in the company, right? And I can't let your relatives and friends think that my brother Dahai doesn't even have any friends. I ordered ten wreaths in one go, and I also
You secretly ordered two maids to tie the knot with paper. Mr. Izumi Izumi will definitely protect you." Chen Yong covered his mouth with his hands and said softly.
Pang Panghai..."Thank you, brother, for letting you make a special trip here."
"Are you so polite? Is everyone here? No matter whether there are weddings or weddings, there will always be one or two outstanding-looking women. I just bought a car and can take them home on the way."
Pang Panghai! "Fuck! I knew you had no good intentions. This is you. Do you think I would invite so many people over to do this? These are all close relatives at home. Okay, you go and go to another house."
I took a look at the funeral, and there was another family next door, which was very loud, with a hundred and eighty people."
"Okay, go ahead and get busy. Does my eldest nephew know how his ancestor died?" Chen Shi said as he watched his son, who was in the third grade of Pang Panghai Primary School, playing with Chen Shi's two maids.
"How could you possibly know?"
"Dad! Is this what your great-grandfather is doing to death?" Pang Panghai's son said loudly.
Everyone present was stunned. Some were holding back their laughter, and finally they couldn't hold back their laughter and made pig noises. Chen Shi walked to Pang Panghai's son and used a shushing gesture to explain: "Your great-grandfather is a woman who has lost her footing in this city."
As a member of the Aid Association, I am very saddened by his death. We are all saddened. Your great-grandfather was charitable and lenient towards others. He used the remaining money to help the people who had fallen behind, which boosted the economy of some areas and stimulated market consumption to boost domestic demand.
.
So you remember, you have to keep the cause of your grandpa’s death a secret. The teacher taught you to do good deeds without leaving your name. Your grandpa doesn’t want others to know about the good deeds he did. Can you promise your uncle? This thing is not fun. Your uncle will give it to you later.
You have a set of Barbie to play with at home, no, I will give you a set of Ultraman."
"Oh~ but I like Barbie..."
"Get out of here! You're talking nonsense. I'm going to slap you. Your age is not suitable for playing Barbie. You're a boy and you're playing Ultraman for me. And if you touch this paper-cut man, I'll break your hand!" Pang Panghai
said angrily.
Chen Shi patted Dahai and said, "I'm leaving first." He turned around and went to the funeral next door to have a look.
