The legend about Xu Tao is a legend that has been passed down in Chen Shi School to this day. It is said that this legend is difficult to be broken.
This incident started in the military training of the first year of high school. The instructor asked the boys and girls to exchange leg presses and do sit-ups.
It was a hot summer day. The boy first held down the girl's legs, and the girl did sit-ups first. Then the girl held down the boy's legs and did sit-ups.
Many girls lack arm strength and choose to sit on boys' ankles and press their legs.
Xu Tao was 188cm tall at that time. He was 17 years old at that time, and he was at his most enthusiastic and vigorous age.
When a girl known as Big Bo Girl sat on Xu Tao's ankles, Xu Tao started to do sit-ups. At first, everyone didn't notice anything wrong with him. They thought this guy was very powerful. He could actually do fifty sit-ups and still persisted.
However, Xu Tao's nosebleeds were flying, his eyes were bloodshot, his breathing was rapid, and then there was a bulge in the middle of his legs. Then, he was not wearing underwear, and his military training pants were torn, and he heard a click.
, and then there were screams of girls covering their faces. Chen Shi suspected that many girls covered their eyes with gaps left.
During the military training, Xu Tao gave many girls a free biology class. Xu Tao became famous after one battle. Everyone in the school knew about him. Even the Internet cafes, game arcades, small shops, restaurants, etc. around the school knew that there was a person like Xu Tao.
people.
After this incident, many people from the club came to Xu Tao to work part-time. The highest offer was 8,000 yuan a day. It is said that an old aunt heard what the child said when he was brought home and wanted to know whether Xu Tao could still survive.
What to break?
There are even rumors in the club that Xu Tao is the reincarnation of Lao Ai...
Many girls in the school looked at Xu Tao with strange eyes, including some teachers and school leaders.
After this incident, no matter what kind of pants Xu Tao bought, he would try the durability of the pants first. Chen Shi never saw him wearing loose pants again.
But this boy was the first boy in the class to get a girlfriend after starting school. It was Xu Tao, a senior who was under great academic pressure in the senior year of high school, who actively pursued her.
It is said that Xu Tao often helps his seniors relieve stress. Do you think I am done with it now? No, Xu Tao actually met the dean in a shampoo room on a weekend during his senior year of high school.
Yes, this ruthless man knew what the shampoo room was for in high school. From then on, the dean would show a kind smile every time he saw Xu Tao, and would always turn a blind eye to Xu Tao, such as being late or leaving early.
Ah, the dean of students will issue a special leave request note to Xu Tao.
Xu Tao's mother always thought that Xu Tao was malnourished or contaminated with some poison. It was hard for her to think that his son might be weak and that was why he was so thin. After all, this guy basically only has 365 days a year.
I only get to spend time with my family during Tomb Sweeping Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day, my parents' birthdays and the Spring Festival. It's really not easy to only have these few days off in a year.
After I went to college, I heard that this guy was even more powerful. He actually saved money on living expenses to stimulate the local entertainment industry economy. After graduation, he worked in a bank. He was very professional. He was responsible for attracting customers. You know, sometimes
Socializing is necessary, and it is said that his performance is the highest in their industry.
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"Second Young Master heard that you celebrated your birthday last month, and you actually celebrated it in a bathing center?" Zhao Niuniu looked at Xu Tao and asked. Xu Tao is the second eldest child at home, with an older brother above him. When he was in school, someone said that the two Xu Tao brothers were very different.
No, his brother seemed very honest, but Xu Tao's words suddenly made everyone realize: "Will my brother tell me that he goes to the bathing center? Will I tell my brother that I go to the bathing center?"
Having said that, everyone feels that biological brothers know their biological brothers best. Just like when Zhao Niuniu was in his third year of high school, his mother would silently put some toilet paper on his bedside. At first, Zhao Niuniu didn't notice anything was wrong, but in the end his father couldn't bear it.
He kept scolding: "Young men don't know how valuable gold is, so who can blame the boss for his kidney deficiency?"
Since then, Zhao Niuniu has grown up overnight. He knows that there are some things that cannot be done at home, and he often goes to the Internet cafe toilet to urinate with toilet paper...
"What do you know? I have big feet. Now I have three boats. I can never miss three holidays. I am always on a business trip. The first one is Valentine's Day, the second one is Chinese Valentine's Day, and the third one is me.
On my birthday, you have to think about it. I have to consider which one to spend it with. Otherwise, I will make an appointment with one in the morning, noon and one in the evening. But my body is going to be broken, so I might as well just do it directly. There is also Zhao Niuniu, your uncle. I’m here.
Ci just told a girlfriend that I had a bad cold and you insisted on taking me to a bar, but I bumped into her sister selling alcohol there. When I went back, I could only explain that you were cheated on and I insisted on getting drunk with you even though I was sick."
Xu Tao sat down and handed Chen Shi a cigarette and lit one himself.
"I asked you guys to stop being like this. I really can't stand talking about this in front of a lady." Li Xiaoxiao said.
"Come on, Li Xiaoxiao, you are the only one who is still a lady. When you were in high school, you saw the emperor's uncle unzipping and was caught by the teacher. You insisted that it was Chen Shi's. How did he make the stone at that time? You told the teacher righteously that this was not the emperor's uncle.
This is postmodern open literature. It turned out that the teacher didn’t pursue it because Chen Shi was good at studying. Otherwise, you and Xu Tao would probably be the most famous men and women in the school. By the way, the boyfriend you are looking for is only a freshman. What are you doing?
If you can do it, why don't you marry Xu Tao? The two of you will make the greatest contribution to society if you are together." Zhao Niuniu complained.
"Your uncle, Zhao Niuniu, if you guys dare to speak out again, I will drug you and make you guess who the child in my belly is. Isn't it exciting?" As soon as Li Xiaoxiao said this, everyone present
The faces of the three men turned pale. Damn, this girl can really do it. When she was in high school, she was a tomboy, and her personality was more boyish. Everyone agreed that this girl's gender perception may be wrong. As a result,
When she deceived her junior classmate to go home after graduating from high school, everyone knew that this girl was a female driver who liked to drive.
It's strange to say that these few people really don't call Li Xiaoxiao. Maybe they are too familiar with each other? NO! It's just because a few people swore a poisonous oath at that time. In order to maintain friendship, whoever has sex with whom will have a relationship with whomever they have in this life.
You will never get sexual happiness again, unless three votes pass to decide who can be with whom, and the vow can be voided. As a result, no one wants to void the vow. As we all know, friendship is harder to come by than love, so everyone
Very restrained.
"Okay, stop talking nonsense, what are you playing for?" Xu Tao asked.
"I haven't played games for many years, and I don't know what you guys play, but I played chicken battle last time, so I'm a little more familiar with it," Chen Shi said.
"Okay, let's just have chicken. Let's form a team and let one network administrator join us." Zhao Niuniu said.
Suddenly a group of girls walked in outside the door. They looked to be about eighteen or nineteen years old, with colorful hair, wearing loose big T-shirts and ultra-short hot pants. How short are hot pants? Anyway, men wear them.
If you don't, you will be stuck.
"The boss needs someone to play chicken with us and form a team." A girl with pink hair said to Zhao Niuniu.
"Okay, I'll find a network manager to play with you." These are all regular customers of Zhao Niuniu. Sometimes Zhao Niuniu or other network managers can play a few games with them if there is not enough manpower.
"Is that big brother playing games?" A girl looked at Chen Shi and said with a smile.
Chen Shi·····
Zhao Niuniu suddenly stood up and said: "You have a lot of vision. This is the talented person who was given the nickname Sai Guanxi by our school back then. What's wrong, brother? This little girl invites you to form a team. You won't refuse, right?"
"That's necessary. Brother Shitou is not shy." Li Xiaoxiao agreed.
"Yes! Brother Shitou never lets women complain about his technical skills," Xu Tao said with a wicked smile.
Chen Shi·····
In these pitfalls, I know that I haven’t played a game for a long time, and I am not one of those awesome male protagonists in novels, who are awesome at everything, but one thing is right, men have never had stage fright.
