There are several things in this world that basically everyone is interested in hearing. The first one is other people's secrets, the second one is other people's embarrassing stories, and the third one is all kinds of gossip. Don't doubt it, ask yourself, if
If someone tells you a secret, you will want to hear it.
To put it bluntly, this is caused by curiosity. The only thing that can transcend these is to watch the excitement. Maybe you don’t know what the excitement is, but when you see that many people are watching, you will also go to see it, and then go
Find out what happened. This is a chain reaction. In fact, there is nothing exciting to see. It’s just that Grandpa Pang Panghai played to death~
In fact, this is also caused by curiosity, because curiosity makes you want to know what everyone is watching.
Now Chen Shi wants to arouse Cheng Wei's curiosity and make him want to know what happened to Chen Shi.
Cheng Wei refused. Who the hell wants to hear your story? But when he saw Chen Shi's expression suddenly turned a little miserable, for some reason, he actually wanted to know what happened to this guy. What story was he going to tell him?
"Do you have any wine? I don't dare to say anything without wine, and I don't have the courage to say it, but I know that if I don't find someone to talk to, I will probably jump out of this window." Chen Shi pointed to the window with the curtains drawn.
Said, Cheng Wei was so frightened that he quickly went to the refrigerator and took out four bottles of beer. If this guy jumped off the building and attracted other people's attention, he would be in trouble. He and he were alone in the room. He might have added another one inexplicably.
He was charged with murdering his landlord.
"Brother, if you have something to say, please speak slowly. I'll drink some with you, and I'll get some peanuts later."
Chen Shi's heart was beating non-stop and he was calm. He just thought this was a marketing exercise. He wanted to turn Cheng Wei into a melon-eater and created a fake news for him to get him caught up in this news topic. Don't be afraid. Everything is done.
I went home and drank some milk to calm down the shock. I didn't drink cola this time. Drinking too much of this stuff can easily cause swelling.
After all the beer, peanuts and rice were done, Cheng Wei emptied all the ashtrays on the coffee table into garbage bags and finally cleaned up the coffee table. The two of them didn't go to the dining table to drink, so they drank on the coffee table.
"I have a friend~" Chen Shi said after taking a sip of wine.
Cheng Wei~ I used to have a friend like you when I was drinking with people. Could it be that this friend of my friend is a common friend of everyone? I really want to say that it’s just the two of us, so there’s no need to pretend, but people are tough, especially this kind of person.
As long as you say I have a friend or something, it must be a big deal. Whether Jiuchongjiu has been cheated or he has done something unscrupulous, it is better not to expose it and let him continue talking.
"I have a friend who fell in love with a girl. He missed this girl day and night. Until one day, the girl suddenly contacted my friend and said that she wanted to get married and asked my friend if he would marry her. In fact, it doesn't even matter.
Thinking, this is God's blessing, my friend agreed immediately.
But six months after they got married, they had a child. His wife explained to him that men and women holding hands can easily get pregnant. At that time, they met several times and touched hands. My friend believed it and accepted the kindergarten with tears.
If it happens, he feels that this child is his wife’s biological child after all, and if he loves his wife, he must love this child.”
When Cheng Wei heard this, he took a sip of wine and then took a deep breath. His eyes were bloodshot. This was the feeling of commonality. When Chen Shi said this, he became angry and then felt a little bit happy. It turned out that
I'm not the only one who's so miserable~
"Keep talking." Cheng Wei opened another bottle of beer and handed it to Chen Shi, and opened another bottle himself.
Chen Shi suddenly sniffed and said with a cry: "My friend thought that he and his wife would have a child in a year and a half, a child of their own, but his wife suddenly said that he wanted to go abroad."
I went to study, and then came back a year later with a pregnant belly and told my friend that he was going to be a father again. This time, my friend was really not happy anymore. My friend was numb. After the child was born, he was a healthy black baby.
, my friend almost wanted to jump off the building at that time."
"Brother, it's okay. Come on, let's have a drink. Once drunk, we can relieve all our worries. After drinking, talk slowly. I'll go get a few more bottles." Cheng Wei was so happy that this idiot actually encountered such a thing.
, what a fucking loser, if it were me~
Woohoo~ Cheng Wei started to cry in his heart, how much better can I be than him? It’s so late, I was almost paralyzing myself to forget these things and be a ruthless person, but today I remembered it again, fuck!
Taking out a bunch of cans of beer from the refrigerator and a few sausages, Chen Shi saw that Cheng Wei had brought six more 500ml cans of beer. His heart ached and he was so desperate!
"Come! Brothers, let's keep drinking. You can tell me whatever you have to say today. There are nine out of ten chances that life will not be as you wish. Don't hold it in. If you hold it in, it will be your own body that will be hurt. Come and eat some sausages."
Chen Shi took a sip of wine and wiped his tears and said, "What I mentioned above is the beginning of my friend's tragedy. I don't want to talk about it anymore. It's so embarrassing."
Cheng Wei's eyes lit up. Damn it! After saying so much, this is the beginning of the tragedy. How miserable is this? It's so exciting and enjoyable. He instantly felt that he wasn't that miserable anymore.
You see, to make a tragic person feel that he is not a tragedy, you still need to let the other person know that you are more tragic than him, and then he will be happy. Again, I remind you to comfort people, don't give random comforts. If your friend tells you that he is broken up with you,
Tell him that you have been cheated on, and your friends will comfort you in turn. If a friend asks you to borrow money, tell him that you are planning to run away after the year. If you ask him for travel expenses, he will never contact you again.
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When the book got back to business, Chen Shi started crying again.
"I have two children, and the second one is a black baby. My friend's family did not agree, especially his mother. His mother angrily scolded my friend's wife and asked my friend to divorce. My friend's family conditions
It's okay. He has several houses, but my friend loves his wife so much. He knows that he is the purest breed of licking dog in the world. If he gives up, he will not lose this honor.
But~ I never expected that tragedy would happen again. My friend’s father actually jumped out and accused my friend’s mother, saying that he was also like this. He had endured it for almost thirty years, and finally my friend’s mother got the retribution she deserved.
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Moreover, his father directly said something that stunned everyone: the first child born to my friend’s wife is closely related to him, so my friend can call his first child brother!”
Pfft! Cheng Wei couldn't help but spit out a sip of wine. Damn it! I, Buddha Tathagata, can't comfort you anymore.
