"Sir and Madam, do you want anything to eat?" The waiter took out a tablet with a menu interface on it, which solved the awkwardness very cleverly.
When Chen Shi looked at the menu, he saw the simple and easy-to-understand words "French Western Restaurant" on the outside of Nima Egg. The menu was all in French, but the prices ranged from fifty or sixty to two or three hundred, so it wasn't expensive.
Huang Shanshan looked at the menu and said: "The translation here is quite standard. I studied in France, and it reminds me of my time studying abroad."
Chen Shi looked at Huang Shanshan, your certification is from a junior college. Did you study abroad? Could it be that your foreign academic qualifications cannot be certified in China?
"Madam, you can try our French foie gras, this is our main product." The waiter smiled.
Huang Shanshan glanced at Chen Shi and asked, "Do you like it?" The meaning was obvious, do you want to eat? Or I want to eat, do you want to eat?
"I can't get used to this. I eat food from big brand chains. You can try the duck liver I brought. It is produced by a certain black duck. There are thousands of chain stores across the country. There is also a certain flavor of duck.
Neck is also a major national chain brand and is said to have opened up the international market.
In fact, when I eat duck liver, I not only look at the brand, the most important thing is to eat the heritage. Look at the historical heritage of this foie gras, and then look at the historical heritage of our duck liver and duck neck. Our duck liver, duck neck and duck farm can
Dating back to the end of the Qin Dynasty, Xiang Yu, the overlord of Chu, also ate this. He felt refreshed after one sip, haunted by dreams after the second sip, couldn't stop after the third sip, and had no regrets in his life after the fourth sip."
The waiter and Huang Shanshan were confused and shocked again, this is okay!!!
"Brother, you've gone too far!" the waiter said displeased.
"Sorry, I can't control my cultural output at the moment. Whether it's foie gras, you can eat it if you want. I'll just eat my duck liver."
Huang Shanshan rolled her eyes and said, "Then let's have a bottle of red wine." This time Huang Shanshan stopped asking Chen Shi.
"No need, I brought red wine, which was brewed by my mother. Every time I drink it, I think of the taste of my hometown and the taste of my mother." Chen Shi took out a glass bottle from his backpack,
There is red wine inside.
The waiter really wants to see what else is hidden in Chen Shi's backpack. Damn it, do you think you are Tinker Bell?
"Then I won't drink anymore and give us a dessert." Huang Shanshan said absently while playing with her mobile phone. Her attitude had turned 180 degrees and her mentality was shattered.
"Thank you for treating me to ice cream. I will remember it. This is the first ice cream that a girl has ever treated me to." Chen Shi didn't take out anything weird from his backpack this time, he just said this.
talk.
Huang Shanshan's mouth opened in an O-shape, so she asked her to treat her? Where's Bi Lian? No Bi Lian.
"Um~ I'm not feeling well today. I don't need dessert. Let's pack two cups of coffee and go out for a walk." Huang Shanshan picked up her mobile phone and walked to the bathroom skillfully, leaving Chen Shi the opportunity to pay the bill, which Chen Shi couldn't refuse.
An excuse to pay the bill.
"Sir, wait a moment, I'm very fast." Just as the waiter was about to turn around, Chen Shi caught him by the corner of his clothes.
"Brother, you are an all-rounder. You can be a receptionist, barista, but I like to drink milk tea. I brought my own granulated milk tea and hot water. The two cups of coffee that the beautiful woman packed have nothing to do with me. I don't drink coffee.
So don’t ask me to settle the bill. I emphasize again that my name is not Zhuanzhuan. What she calls Zhuanzhuan has nothing to do with me.”
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The waiter turned to look at Chen Shi and said: "Sir, what do you want to do? Please let go of your hand, we can't understand. What do you mean when you come to our place and don't order something?" Waiter
The cuffs were adjusted to reveal the fierce Peppa Pig.
"I came here just to take a look. Are you like the reviews I searched on the international version of Wandu? This is a black shop, a black shop that relies on shilling to attract customers. A cup of coffee is priced at fifty yuan, and the checkout is fifty euros.
.”
"I'm drafting uncle, who the hell asked you to be on the international version? You don't know that I only paid 10,000 yuan for the domestic version to remove those contents and replace them with recommended ones. If you don't consume the trial today,
Let’s see, I’ve been around as a bone dragon for so long, and I’ve never seen you being so picky.”
"Oh, I'll go! I'm such a bad tempered kid, why don't you play social with me? I'm afraid of you!" Chen Shi angrily took off his shirt, exposed his body and said with his fingers: Pikachu on the left, the voltage is 100,000 volts.
On the right is the Zombie Greymon, spitting lava casually. On the front is Sun Wukong. Can you bear the responsibility for destroying the earth with a vitality pill? On the back is Thanos. Can you bear the consequences of snapping your fingers?"
When Hua Gulong saw Chen Shi's tattoos all over his body, he was totally defeated. Damn it, he hated himself for following the trend and getting tattoos. Peppa Pig could only live in society, and look at how others were living in the universe.
If I had known I would have gotten a Doraemon tattoo, I would be playing with causal weapons and wouldn’t be afraid of anything.
"Fuck! How dare you scare my husband? The Conan tattoo on my butt is going to kill everyone present." Huang Shanshan, a lolita girl, walked over with a look on her face that said, "Sister Huang, you are a little brat that you can't afford to offend."
"Sisters, you wouldn't cheat like this. Conan has already taken it out. Someone will die today, right?" Chen Shi looked at Huang Shanshan, why is it so difficult to go on a blind date now? There is trust between people.
Woolen cloth?
"I'm cheating? You actually have the nerve to say that I'm cheating? You carry with you the exclusive mineral water of the Great Hall, the duck liver that King Chu Ba loves to eat, and the red wine that tastes like your mother's. Did you go on a blind date with sincerity? People and
The trust between people has been destroyed by a scumbag like you. Why don't you order a few bottles of red wine today to compensate for my mental loss? I'm going to scream "indecent assault" and I won't believe anyone else when I see the police coming.
"
Chen Shi looked at Huang Shanshan and said, "It's meaningless if you say that. Just scream. The worst I can do is to have a hard time with your husband. At most, it will be considered intentional injury. Afterwards, I will make it impossible for him to have a hard time with you."
Huang Shanshan and Hua Gulong once again subverted the world view. Is this man in front of me still a human being?
"Don't look at me like this. My idol Kunkun told me that men can live a life worthy of heaven and earth only if they do whatever it takes to avoid being shameless and obscene."
Huang Shanshan and Hua Gulong had their eyes opened today. They are still too kind.
"What do you want?" Huang Shanshan asked.
"Five hundred yuan, here is five hundred yuan, don't say I bully you Hua Gulong, let's have a men's game, I will take Huang Shanshan into your kitchen first, you time it, and then you enter the kitchen, I will
Time it, whoever takes longer will win. I am willing to bet 500 yuan to accept defeat. This is a duel between French gentlemen. Huang Shanshan, you have no objection. Two gentlemen will give you a duel between men."
Chen Shi said with a serious face.
"Why should you go in first? I'll go in first. Let's see, I can't beat you." Hua Gulong took out five hundred yuan and put it on the table, and pulled Huang Shanshan into the kitchen with a fierce momentum.
"Honey, let's play slowly. You smoke a cigarette first, I'll take a shower, and then we'll do some activities. The man can only take half an hour at most. We'll go out in forty minutes. I don't believe we can't beat him."
"My wife, you are smart." Hua Gulong gave Huang Shanshan a thumbs up.
Forty minutes later, Huagulong yelled at the top of his lungs: "It's your turn, little bitch, I persisted for forty minutes, you're awesome, this is..."
Where are the people? Where’s the money?
"Honey! Come out quickly, we are gone, and our money is gone."
