Netizen {Li Bai falls in love with Diao Chan}: I~I~I~ I seem to have left the country. That accountant looks so similar to me. If I get kicked, I will have to find someone to kill me if I embezzle money for the last time.
These women.
Netizen A: The person upstairs is awesome!
Netizen B: The guy upstairs hired me to kill them.
Netizen C: Netizen B upstairs is a big fool. Maybe your father and your grandfather will be defrauded of their retirement money by these scumbags next.
Netizen D: I'm so panicked. There is a girl whose avatar looks so much like the one I just met and planned to get married with.
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Chen Shi closed the computer and went to bed. He was going to create a companion group for old aunts. Since you are attacking boys, don’t blame us for building a green belt over your father’s head~ It’s so fucking cheating. Scumbags are heartless, scumbags.
Men are equally ruthless. I really wish that scumbag girls and scumbag men had a mark above their heads so that everyone could see clearly, but they are too profound.
It is said that someone is planning to develop a software that can match the person in the photo to whether he has taken some indecent photos with others or other things. As a result, the developer was reported before he could develop it, and then the developer was reported.
He has no morals, no bottom line, and is just a scumbag. The developer just doesn’t want honest people to be deceived.
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Early the next morning, Chen Shi drove to the company. The underground garage of the office building was full of carrots and pits. There were no less than a hundred companies in the two office buildings, and some had several companies on one floor.
There are less than 500 parking spaces. Wang Zheng rented ten parking spaces at once, mainly for customers and company employees. Other companies also rented ten or eight parking spaces. When customers come, you cannot
Take the client to find a parking space?
The nearest parking space from here is the shopping mall opposite. It costs two yuan an hour, which is okay, but it takes four or five minutes to walk across this road and you have to wait for the traffic light.
There are also people who are very unconscious and like to occupy other people's parking spaces. For example, Chen Shi's parking space was occupied by one or two white private cars. I called this guy last time, but in the end, people didn't like Chen Shi, and he even boasted that he was capable.
Move my car away.
The space was occupied again today, either because Chen Shi arrived late or because this guy probably just parked his car here as his own private parking space.
I wanted to tell that buddy in a domineering manner, believe it or not, that I will find four cars parked in front of you and around you to let you know how powerful I am, but Chen Shi is an honest man, and he chose a rational approach. Please do not imitate the following approach.
Please don’t use paper towels and steel wire balls to plug other people’s exhaust pipes. Not only will it not add oil, but it will also easily cause carbon deposits that won’t be detected even when you go to the repair shop. I really don’t recommend you do this. Don’t do this.
Your repeated warnings are useless to car owners who occupy your parking space.
Also, don't go to the supermarket to buy that strong-smelling stinky tofu and drop it in the cracks of other people's car windows. Not only will it be extremely ugly, but you won't be able to find out the reason for it. So I suggest you don't do this to occupy your parking space.
car owner.
The smell is really too bad, and it is very difficult to remove. The car owner who occupies your parking space will probably feel like vomiting as soon as he drives, and it will be impossible for him to drive out and date a girl. The girl smells this when she gets in the car.
He's just a stinky man.
Don't block other people's wiper outlets with small objects or 502 glue that can be bought in supermarkets. It won't be able to be opened at all, so don't do this.
Finally, here comes the important point. Don’t use the medical tape you can buy in pharmacies to change someone’s license plate number from 3 to 8, the number 0 to 8, or the letter L to 0. This is really not good.
We are all honest people.
I didn't sleep well last night and had a runny nose. Chen Shi took out a tissue and wiped his nose. You said it was a coincidence that there was no trash can nearby. Why? Why does the exhaust pipe of this white car look like a trash can?
It is a good habit to throw garbage into the trash can casually. Chen Shi has always had this good habit. After getting off work, if the car is still there and there seems to be a durian in the company, why not squeeze the juice from the durian and pour it into the white car?
In the gap of the car window, it is not for anything else, just to tell the other person that next time he is free, he will come to his company and treat him to durian.
Park your car in another parking space of the company. Generally, few people will occupy other people's parking spaces. However, there are also owners of white cars. There are not many parking spaces in the company. I still use Liu Chenjin's parking space, and now I use Wang Zheng's parking space.
Parking space, Wang Zheng is on a business trip again today.
He took the elevator to the company and gave Lulu an egg pancake as usual. Then he returned to his seat and turned on the computer. He checked the company mailbox and saw a new order. Chen Shi checked the customer information. I'll go! It's Xiao Wang, an Internet celebrity.
, is he going to pay?
The client requested not to deliberately create his comeback, but to show off invisibly, and to promote a topic and popularity, and requested something new and different. The advance payment was 5 million, and the balance of 5 million would depend on the effect. If the effect was poor, there would be no balance.
Well, five million should be regarded as a reward to Empty Bottle Media. You are such a wealthy person.
How to operate? This is really a problem. The traffic of Internet celebrity Wang is too big, and his own team has tried all kinds of tricks. Moreover, Internet celebrity Wang has been highly exposed recently, and negative news has continued.
The only sure amount is that he doesn’t owe anyone else any money. That’s right, it’s only a dozen or two billion. If I were a creditor, I would be embarrassed to ask Xiao Wang for it. If it’s not 18 billion, it would be awkward to round up the whole number.
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How to market it? It’s hard to make money. It’s estimated that many media companies won’t take it because the money is so hot. Who will take this order?
At first glance, it was Liu Chenjin who was lying in the hospital to receive him. How could this bastard do these things?
To be honest, Chen Shi didn't do anything. Xiao Wang himself is a first-class marketing expert. Everyone was confused by Xiao Wang's bohemian behavior. This guy is an out-and-out academic. He has been an academic since he was a child, and he has encountered
Similar to Chen Shi, he only learned about the mine at home when he was very old.
Now that he has chosen to hire someone for marketing planning, he can only say that he cannot think of a better plan.
Xiao Wang is not the only one responsible for marketing, he also has a think tank. Now it is estimated that he does not have a reasonable marketing plan. He must re-create a phenomenon-level topic and then draw Xiao Wang out.
After thinking about it, Chen Shi's eyes lit up. I guess many people don't know one thing. Internet celebrity Xiao Wang once wrote posts and novels and worked as a translator for a subtitle group. He did this while he was in school and translated into four languages.
The most important thing is that he also pursues Internet articles. Few people who don't pay attention know this, so let's make a fuss about it.
