Looking at Lu Ming who had already started washing vegetables and cooking, He Xie sighed with emotion.
Dang Dang Dang...
Lu Ming was chopping vegetables and didn't hear clearly. He asked loudly: "What's wrong? What's wrong?"
"Cut your vegetables."
"Okay brother! Hey brother, you boiled the steamed buns." Lu Ming shouted without looking back.
Are you still calling me?
He Xie sighed, I am dignified...
Forget it, let’s distill it.
Why do you feel like you are living a small life?
Lu Ming planned to show off his skills today. Not only did he cut off a piece of meat, he also bought a crucian carp. At the edge of the pond, he was using a pair of scissors to scrape off the scales of the fish.
Of course, the work at hand does not stop him from bragging.
"Let me tell you, brother, I just want to do construction. Otherwise, with my skills, why would major hotels be rushing for them?" Lu Ming took a pool of water and put the shaved fish in the water.
Tao Xi said, "Oh, it's a pity for my cooking skills! If I don't have this ambition, what can I do? I can only sigh, there is one missing in the world."
Lu Ming suddenly screamed and fished out a net-shaped ball from the water.
"Hey? Hey? What is this?" Lu Ming's eyes widened in disbelief, "Where did this come from?"
He Xie's eyes were attracted and after a quick glance, he was stunned.
What Lu Ming was holding in his hand was a bath flower!
Pink bath flowers!
He Xie checked the entire room after moving in yesterday. He was sure that there was absolutely no such thing in Lu Ming's room before.
Although He Xie's expression remained unchanged, he immediately became alert in his heart. He looked around and walked towards Lu Ming.
"Look, brother!" Lu Ming handed the bath flower in front of He Xie, his face full of confusion, "It's weird, it came out of nowhere."
He Xie's nose twitched and he faintly smelled the fragrance of shower gel on the bath flower. He looked carefully and found another curly hair on the bath flower.
"..."
He Xie didn't reach out to pick up the thing. He pursed his lips and said, "Put the water out of the pool."
"Release the water?" Although Lu Ming was confused, he still did it.
The water in the pool was quickly emptied, and the pool was clean. There was only one fish that had been disemboweled and lay quietly at the bottom of the pool, rolling its dead eyes.
This is not right.
He Xie looked back at Lu Ming: "Where are the fish scales you scraped out?"
Lu Ming was stunned and looked at He Xie blankly: "Yes, where are the fish scales?"
Gudu Gudu...
Suddenly, white foam emerged from the drain, and soon the foam flooded the bottom of the pool.
"Huh?" Lu Ming exclaimed in surprise again, "The water is blocked? The fish scales are leaking? This is impossible!"
Lu Ming hurriedly squatted down to check the drain, but He Xie didn't think it was a problem with the drain.
The white foam rising from the pool has the same scent as the shower gel on the bath flowers before.
This cannot be explained by the fact that the sewer is blocked.
He Xie frowned and looked at the bubbles, thoughtfully.
Time and space?
"The water is not blocked..." Lu Ming stood up again, "Forget it, never mind, brother, just sit down and I will continue cooking."
He Xie pointed to the bath flower in his hand: "Throw this thing away quickly, and wash the fish well before washing it again."
"Don't worry, brother, just sit down and go!" Lu Ming said with a smile.
He Xie did not sit down, but continued to wander around the room, inspecting it carefully.
Soon, he discovered something unusual.
He had just poured four steamed buns into the pot with his own hands, but now when he opened the lid of the pot, the steamed buns were gone, replaced by a lace woman's pajamas!
He Xie picked up his pajamas with two fingers, frowned and was looking at it, when he suddenly heard a sizzling sound coming from the side.
When I turned around, I saw some milky white liquid suddenly and inexplicably starting to appear in a glass cup.
He looked at the shower gel from the past.
And the amount of shower gel in the cup is still increasing. This time He Xie can see clearly that these shower gels are completely created out of thin air!
"Interesting." He Xie smiled.
2017.
Gu Xiaojiao stood up from the bathtub and looked in disbelief at the shiny fish scales hanging on her head!
She picked up one piece, put it to her nose and smelled it. The fishy smell was pungent.
She used her feet to pull down the water, and then she discovered that the originally clean bath water had turned into turbid blood water at some point.
"ah!"
This made Gu Xiaojiao feel so sick that he hurriedly got out of the bathtub, quickly turned on the shower head, and started rubbing his body vigorously.
She couldn't figure it out, where did these fish scales come from? How could the good bath water suddenly turn into blood?
Am I actually a mermaid? Now I'm going to transform?
She was thinking wildly while rubbing her body vigorously, but when she wanted to use shower gel to remove the fishy smell from her body, she couldn't do it.
Shaking the bottle, it was clear that there was still a lot in it, but she pressed it for three minutes, but not a drop came out!
Gu Xiaojiao was so angry that something was wrong, so he simply rubbed his body with soap and then rinsed it off with water.
But when she picked up the bath towel and prepared to wipe her body, something strange happened again.
On the shelf where she hung the bath towels, there were four steaming buns!
Gu Xiaojiao's eyes widened for a moment, and he suddenly felt a little frightened in his heart.
Where did the steamed buns come from?
She lowered her head and saw that it wasn't this, and the number wasn't right either...
Next, both Lu Ming in 1998 and Gu Xiaojiao in 2017 experienced what is truly incredible and what is a true collapse!
In 2017, Gu Xiaojiao used a hair dryer to dry her hair, but what came out was peppercorns, which made her burst into tears. In 1998, Lu Ming poured a jar of peppercorns into the pot, and the bottle was empty.
, but not even a single grain made it into the pot.
In 1998, Lu Ming started to stir-fry celery and meat. He poured the meat into the pot with his backhand and stir-fried it twice with a shovel. As a result, the sizzling and oily meat in the pot turned into a pile of black hair ropes in the blink of an eye.
Rubber band, Lu Ming was so frightened that he even threw the pot and shovel out!
In 2017, Gu Xiaojiao wanted to tie up her hair. As soon as she picked up the glass jar containing the hairbands, she suddenly felt a little hot. When she turned around, she found that the jar of colorful hairbands she had packed in had suddenly turned into a glass jar.
The fatty pork slices are half-cooked and sizzling with oil!
Gu Xiaojiao opened her lipstick, and there was a stick of celery stuck in the lipstick. She opened the cap of the moisturizer, and there were still a few celery sticks inside. She checked all the cosmetics in disbelief, and was horrified to find that all the bottles and jars contained
, everything is filled with celery!
Gu Xiaojiao cried "Wow" on the spot.
Lu Ming watched as the celery on the chopping board turned into a pile of colorful liquid. He tilted his head and couldn't figure it out. He trembled and said, "Brother, tell me, is this house haunted?"
He Xie sighed: "Xiao Lu, you are so tired that you are hallucinating. How much wine did you drink yesterday?"
"Really?" Lu Ming looked at He Xie, trembling violently, "Brother, is this really an illusion?"
"That's true!" Jixie patted him on the shoulder, "Don't think too much, Xiao Lu."
Lu Ming pointed to the colorful and fragrant liquids on the chopping board: "Brother, tell me, what are these?"
"Celery, what's wrong?" He Xie asked in surprise.
Snapped!
Lu Ming slapped himself hard.
In 2017, Gu Xiaojiao drank a piece of crucian carp meat from the ice-cold Coke he had just opened and completely collapsed.