Extravagant Balala Little Magic Fairy and Dancing Goddess
It has nothing to do with the main plot, Bojun Yile, the new volume will be released tomorrow. The following text:
"Chenghan International Primary School..." He Xie looked at the surrounding environment with some confusion, "Is this the so-called upper realm?"
He was now standing in the playground of a primary school. His sudden appearance immediately attracted the attention of a group of children playing on the playground.
"Look at that person, he's so strange!"
"He is not a teacher in the school. Aren't adults from outside not allowed in here?"
"Are you a bad guy who steals children?"
"Ah? A bad guy who steals children! How scary!"
"Go and tell the teacher!"
"..."
When He Xie heard the children's whispers as if no one was watching, he turned his head and glanced expressionlessly, then turned and walked out the door.
The first priority was to figure out what kind of world this was. He was in no mood to deal with a bunch of naughty kids here.
"No! The bad guys are going to run away!"
"He must have done something bad, what should we do?"
"We can't let him go!"
"Nervous children are more happy." He Xie curled his lips and didn't bother to pay attention to them.
"Meiqi! Miyuki! There are bad people!"
A little fat man was shouting loudly.
"What? Where are the bad guys?"
As soon as the little fat man finished speaking, two little girls ran out. They looked very similar, and they were sisters at first sight. They came out with another older girl.
"Sister Xiao Lan, you are here too!" The little fat man shouted excitedly, pointing towards He Xie, "The bad guy is over there, stop him quickly!"
The three women looked over and immediately shouted at the same time: "Stop!"
He paid no attention to it and kept walking forward.
Seeing this, the lady known as Sister Xiaolan suddenly took out a fancy stick from her pocket, pointed at He Xie, and shouted: "Balala energy, Tarana, stop!"
call out!
A light wave shot straight towards He Xie at extremely high speed.
What the hell?
He Xie's eyes widened, he turned around and pointed out an invisible sword energy, which immediately extinguished the light wave.
He felt a little numb, and turned around in disbelief, looking up and down at the three girls not far away with their mouths open in an O shape. Could they be the legendary...
Damn it?
"No! He knows black magic and is really a bad guy!" Xiao Lan was the first to react, her face changed drastically and she screamed.
"No, stop!" He Xie reached out and wanted to explain.
But his action made the three girls jump up like frightened rabbits.
"We can't let him freeze us, Meiqi Miyuki!" Xiao Lan shouted, and the three girls jumped back fifty centimeters.
"..."
He Xie's eyes widened again, so what's the point of the three of you jumping?
The next second, Meiqi Miyuki quickly took out two things from their schoolbags. One looked like a plastic toy flute, and the other looked like a plastic toy piano, which was similar to Xiaolan's stick.
Fancy.
What is this for?
"Wait!" he shouted hurriedly, "I..."
"Balala energy, Ukaraka, the little devil fairy's whole body changes, transforms!"
The three girls moved in unison, placing one hand on the necklace that looked like plastic on their chest, pointing to the upper right with the other hand, as if they were about to take off, and then shouted slogans in unison.
Or is it a spell?
"Damn it, you guys should wait and change again!" He Xie was as big as the other.
He put his hand on his forehead and watched helplessly as these three little girls, who were originally dressed as primary school students, began to float in circles in the air, stretching their arms and making various cute and cute movements. Then, they really transformed.
It's really changed.
That little blue, spinning around, had a yellow war skirt on her body, which looked like it was made of PVC sewer pipes, and her hair also turned into yellow.
So why isn't she called Xiao Huang?
Meiqi transformed into a pink war dress, looking like she was wrapped in a wall cloth, and her hair turned pink.
Miyuki transformed into a blue battle dress, which turned into a more normal and traditional plastic one.
It seemed like a joke, but He Xie could feel the huge energy contained in the three of them.
"No, little girl..." He Xie tried to communicate.
"Who is the little girl!" Miyuki stepped forward and shouted, "We are Balala Little Demon Fairy!"
"Okay, pull the little devil fairy." He Xie nodded, "I..."
"What the hell! You bad guy, how dare you humiliate us!" Meiqi's eyes widened, "We will represent justice and eliminate you!"
"Damn, slip of the tongue!" He Xie waved his hand helplessly, "Your style is too shocking..."
"You dare to say that?" Xiao Lan took a step forward and pointed at He Xie, "You bad guy, I will make sure you never come back today!"
"Your sister!" He Xie went crazy, "You three are crazy!"
"Humph, let me give you some color to see if you still dare to curse!" Xiaolan snorted coldly, took a step forward, first did a stretching movement, then a jumping movement, and finally turned three times.
At 160 degrees, he pointed the stick in his hand at He Xie and shouted softly: "Balala energy, Dorado, bubble magic!"
Buzz!
A huge purple bubble flew towards He Xie.
"..."
He Xie stabbed it with his finger without expression.
"Wow, that's amazing!" The three women shouted in unison, their mouths opening into an O shape again.
"Come together!" Meiqi shouted.
The three girls jumped forward together, jumping 30 centimeters high and 60 centimeters away.
Then the three of them kicked their legs together, then moved sideways, pointed the fancy gadgets at He Xie, and shouted in unison: "Balala energy, bala..."
"Pull the wool!" He Xie couldn't bear it anymore, turned around and used Qing Kung Fu to leave, disappearing in front of everyone in the blink of an eye.
"You're so insane! You've hidden yourself. If you can't offend me, why can't you hide yourself?"
His slightly annoyed voice could be heard faintly in the void.
"Hey, where are the people?" Meiqi asked curiously.
"Oh, what a pity, he ran away!" Miyuki shook her head regretfully.
"Little Demon Fairy has saved us again, everyone cheers!" Fatty Xiaolong suddenly raised his arms and shouted.
Suddenly, there was a joyful and peaceful atmosphere on campus.
He Xie left school, walked around the city, found a computer and learned about the history of the world, and finally gave up.
This is still a fusion world!
The key is that you can fuse it well, but what you fuse will be more powerful.
I've soared up, and you want me to see this?
Failure, such a failure!
This world can’t wait, so we’re leaving!
He Xie has begun to intend to leave and is determined to do so.
He doesn't understand the world of children.
Just when he was about to leave, suddenly, four little girls fell from the sky and stopped in front of him.
"No..." He Xie covered his face in pain. "Is Shattered Void destined to endure such pain?"
"Humph, there is news from the Demon Fairy Castle that there is a bad guy, and I think it's you, right!" A girl jumped out, with one hand on her hips and one finger pointing at He Xie, puffing out her cheeks and making a ferocious expression.
He Xie waved his hand helplessly: "Send your name."
"You actually don't even know about the famous dancing goddess!" The four of them exclaimed in disbelief.
God knows why they talked so much...
"Humph, then just listen!"
A girl wearing denim hot pants and white short-sleeves stood up and suddenly jumped up. As she jumped, she said: "Domi Tiannu loves to dazzle!"
Another little girl in green pants jumped up and said: "Fasu Tiannu Yue Magnetic Light!"
He Xie was dumbfounded. He felt that the true energy in his body was flowing wildly, and there were faint signs of going crazy.
"Hey, hey, hey, talk nicely and don't jump, okay?" His tone was trembling.
No one paid attention to him.
The third little girl also jumped up: "The goddess Lati is shining with stars!"
Then the fourth one: "Rui Shan Tian Nu Snow Crystal Frost!"
Then the four girls turned around in a circle, each assuming a cute pose, and shouted in unison: "Invincible!"
He Xie's eyes were dull and his legs were trembling.
It even rhymes with it, don't you think it's irritating?
"Farewell!" He Xie clasped his fists hard and was about to leave!
"Humph, you want to leave? It's not that easy! Look at me, Duomi!" Duomi, the goddess, turned her fist and pointed at He Xie proudly.
Goddess Fasu suddenly made a trick and pushed forward: "Come and greet Moon Fasu!"
"Let Lati give you glory again!" The goddess Lati squatted down and made a superhuman posture.
"Finally, there is the influence of Rui Shantian's love!" Rui Shantian's legs were crossed and she squatted slightly, making a heart sign on her chest.
"Pfft!" He Xie spat out blood.
"I'll go first, you can do whatever you want." He Xie turned around and ran away.
"Chase!"
The four goddesses shouted in unison and immediately chased after him.
To He Xie's helplessness and surprise, he couldn't escape.
These four girls can fly!
After running for hundreds of kilometers, these four girls were still chasing after me.
He Xie also got angry.
"I won't kill you because you are little brats!" He Xie stopped and shouted angrily, "Don't think that because you are luoli, I'm afraid of you! What kind of dancing goddess? It's just a mess! I'm warning you, don't push people too hard!"
"Don't talk nonsense to him!"
"Dazzling dance, dancing goddess, transformation!" The four of them shouted in unison, circling in the same posture.
"Come again!" He Xie grabbed his hair frantically.
"Now, let's see who among us is better!" After the transformation, the fourth brother and the goddess laughed in unison.
Then……
They jumped up.
This is a dance between radio gymnastics and square dancing, which contains thoughts on postmodernism and exploration of Maltracave's formula.
As they danced, they shouted out names such as "dazzling sound wave", "moonlight mambo", "seven-star aurora flash" and "snow crystal flashing hail".
He Xie: "╮╭"
They danced for a full minute, and finally shouted "shining!"
They all fired four waves of light at He Xie.
boom!
He Xie smashed it to pieces with a punch, and shouted frantically: "I can't stand it anymore!"
He doesn't want to stay in this broken world for a second!
"Ah? So powerful!" The four girls' faces turned pale, and they all looked at each other with firm eyes: "It seems that the only choice is to go to the stage in heaven and influence him with love!"
"Yeah!" The four of them nodded in unison.
Sky stage?
What the hell is that again?
"Moonlight dance, sky stage, open!" The four girls danced together and shouted. The next moment, He Xie felt the scene change, and he suddenly came to a place similar to a children's paradise.
"No, no, no, don't dance!" He Xie's eyes widened in shock and he quickly waved his hands and begged, "Everything can be discussed, please don't dance, don't wow..."
But, everything is already too late.
As the cheerful music sounded, the four goddesses began to jump around, pouting at He Xie, making small fists, winking, or wiggling their buttocks.
All in all, it’s just all kinds of cuteness.
He Xie was stunned.
Then, they started singing.
"Ha, we are the dancing goddess team! Na, na na na! Never retreat in the face of evil forces, na, na na na..."
"Pfft!" He Xie spurted out a mouthful of blood and collapsed on the ground with a "plop" sound, his face bloodless.
"Why na na na?" He murmured, his eyes full of sadness, "Why do you dance when you don't agree with me?"
"What did I do wrong? Why? Why do I have to endure this?"
He swore that if he had known this outcome, he would never choose to shatter the void in this world.
He didn't want to stay in this world for even a minute, a second, or even a moment!
He swore that he would never...
no way……
No……
Um?
Five minutes later, He Xie: (o°°o)
On the stage, the goddess Fasu in green was jumping up and down and singing happily: "Wan, rabbit, Sirui, that's enough! Be happy with every breath, let the good mood never expire..."
Um
He Xie holds his chin with his hands:(＾＾●
Still somewhat interesting.
or……
Do you want to leave after reading this?
Ten years later.
He Xie flew excitedly from the sky to a garden villa. Before he even entered the door, he shouted: "Green lady! Green lady! Uncle He is here to see you!"
Squeak.
The door opened, and Fasu Tiannu jumped out, with her hands on her hips and her lips pouting: "Uncle, don't call me a green bitch, it's so unpleasant!"
The milk is fierce. The milk is fierce.
"Haha, Green Lady, what kind of dance will you bring to Uncle He today?" He Xie asked gently with a kind face.
"Hmph!" Goddess Fasu raised her chin arrogantly, "Uncle Stinky, you are not only smelly now, but also a bit ugly. I don't want to dance for you."
"Hey, you little brat!" He Xie glared deliberately.
"You..." Fasu Tiannu's eyes widened and mist filled her eyes, "How dare you call me a little brat."
"Hmm~" She twisted her little body and acted coquettishly, "She is obviously a cute little bunny, little bunny!"
She puffed up her cheeks and widened her eyes, clenched her little fists on her head to act as ears, smiled and shook her head at He Xie: "Little bunny, little bunny!"
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Ten years!
He Xie has been waiting for ten years!
Do you know how he spent these ten years?
do you know!
He Xie suddenly hated this world, why did the little goddess never grow up!
Why?
Why does this broken world have such an anti-human, anti-social, anti-moral and anti-civilization setting that goddesses will never grow up?