"Going to a banquet alone, dressed as a rooster, they are all classmates, you are pretending to be a chicken!"
"The fourth welfare plane is opened, and after three countdowns, it will begin to travel through 5, 4, and 3."
Character selection:
1. Yuan Hua;
2. Monte.
This is "Charlotte Troubles", He Xie became interested.
This is a movie about traveling through the past. The protagonist Charlotte is still impoverished and idle at the age of 30, relying on his wife Ma Dongmei to support him. He loses his dignity after being drunk at the wedding of the former school belle Qiu Ya, but unexpectedly travels back to the past.
In 1997, I had the opportunity to live again.
So he decisively gave up on the poor wife who supported him and doted on him in the past, and began to pursue the school beauty. In the end, by plagiarizing songs and variety show ideas from his previous life, he won the beauty back and became a superstar.
Then the year he traveled back in time arrived, and he was uneducated and incompetent, which meant that he had "exhausted his talents", so he began to panic, beat up the person he had plagiarized from in his previous life, drank heavily and had sex, and successfully won the grand prize of AIDS.
His school beauty wife Qiu Ya was disappointed with him, and Hongxing cheated on his former love rival Yuan Hua. However, Xia Luo learned that his previous wife Ma Dongmei had silently devoted herself to him, but something unexpected happened, so she began to miss Ma Dongmei and felt that her previous wife was better.
But at this time, Ma Dongmei had already married her former classmate Dasha Chun'er, and the two lived happily together, so Charlotte told Dasha Chun'er: "Can you give me your wife?"
Dasha Chun'er is stupid, not green, of course not.
Charlotte was disgusted before she died, and her classmate Zhang Yang asked him to buy a watch...
Then Charlotte put it back on and began to cherish her daughter-in-law Ma Dongmei, who became a big baby.
This movie tells us that no matter how good a bad wife is, we can’t mess around with time travel. It’s important to study hard, and there’s no point in plagiarizing.
He Xie actually liked watching this movie, and he had watched it several times and discovered some details and bugs in the movie.
For example, Ma Dongmei said that her father's name was Ma Dong, but he died when she was born, so she was called Ma Dongmei. But at the beginning of the movie, the person driving the Maserati to drive Charlotte to the hotel was Charlotte's brother-in-law. Could it be that Ma Dongmei has a stepfather?
Another example is Da Chun'er, Xia Luo, Qiu Ya and Ma Dongmei. They just gather the four seasons, which also secretly metaphors the characters of the four people.
But He Xie despises the protagonist Charlotte. Regardless of whether he is Lu Seer or not, he has failed both Ma Dongmei and Qiu Ya. This is an indisputable fact. And it is really shameful to beat someone who was plagiarized in his previous life.
He said he was good to Ma Dongmei, but after time travel, he stood up for Ma Dongmei and beat up the gangster, and the gangster was looking for him in the first place. In his rebirth, he was brilliant for more than ten years and was so rich, but he never thought of making amends in his previous life.
My daughter-in-law, I didn’t think about my original daughter-in-law until Jiang Lang’s talent was over. Why did she go there so early?
As for Qiu Ya, although this woman looks green tea, and she later cheated on her, I feel like she is not a good product.
But what about the facts?
Putting aside the controversy over character, it is understandable that a little girl liked a talented person when she was in school. It is also normal to fall in love with his talent rather than the person. However, after Qiu Ya chose Xia Luo, she decisively broke up with Yuan Hua. She did this
Not green tea at all.
The time point when Xia Luo's talents were exhausted was at least after 2012. In other words, Qiu Ya had been with her for more than 15 years, from the age of 18 to her thirties, and she would never leave her, serving as his good wife and his
As an agent and assistant, it can be seen that she is very conscientious and conscientious.
Even before time travel, this Qiu Ya only got married in her thirties. You can't think of a man as a sugar daddy just because he is ugly. After all, Qiu Ya originally said: "It doesn't matter if a man is old and ugly, as long as he is talented."
What if it is true love?
Right? You can’t look at people through colored glasses. Being ugly has nothing to do with whether you have money or not. Maybe Qiu Ya before time travel fell in love with this ugly man just because he could break rocks on his chest or open bottle caps with his broad sphincter.
?
Mainly talent!
For such a woman, can you say that her nature is like a watery green tea?
Xia Luo was the one who messed around first, and Qiu Ya Hongxing was the one who cheated on her later. So if you really want to talk about it, I can only say that you are unkind. Don’t blame me for being unjust.
The themes of this plane are youth, love, reality, and ideals. If there are no accidents, it will be an easy journey.
This is the first time He Xie has traveled to the modern mainland. Although this is most likely an illusory world, who knows whether the world he is in is real?
He Xie sometimes wonders, is the world we live in actually a movie world? It's just that we don't know it.
As for the character, does he have a choice?
Decisive Yuan Hua!
Time flies.
When He Xie regained consciousness, the smell of sweat and feet assaulted his nostrils, making him frown.
A rich voice echoed: "The willows of Yiyi Palace are brushing against the palace walls, the halls are deserted, the spring days are long, and the swallows are still busy when they return... Hey, Dasha Chun'er, what are you doing behind the scenes?"
A stream of memories flooded into He Xie's mind, allowing him to understand Yuan Hua's life over the past eighteen years.
Use four words to describe lackluster.
This is a spoiled child who is arrogant and has strong self-esteem, but is also cowardly and timid. He likes to be praised and cannot bear to be wronged.
When He Xie opened his eyes again, he found himself in a dilapidated classroom. Wooden tables, long benches, familiar brown paper book covers, Contra stickers, iron pencil cases, canvas schoolbags, and the long-lost blue
White school uniform.
Everything is so strange and yet so kind.
On the podium, the teacher was wearing rimless glasses, a polo shirt tucked into his trousers, and his trousers almost reached his chest.
At this moment, he was holding a fan in his hand, pointing at the back row and sneered: "You just stand there holding your schoolbag and listen, and you still hold back your urine? Is the class I teach so diuretic?"
The classroom burst into laughter.
He Xie looked back subconsciously.
The youthful faces made him feel much better subconsciously. At the back of the classroom, a tall man stood there with a grievance on his face and his schoolbag held up.
In the back seat of He Xie was a man with buck teeth and dark skin. This person was Zhang Yang. Zhang Yang's deskmate twirled his fingers and pursed his lips and "giggled", which was Meng Te, and later Meng Tejiao.
He Xie turned his eyes again and saw his deskmate Qiu Ya.
The clear water hibiscus is pretty without any carvings.
This is He Xie's evaluation of Qiu Ya.
In his thirty-five years as emperor, he has seen a lot of beauties. When it comes to women, He Xie really doesn’t have a strong desire. If he hadn’t gone up to the plane to create princes and princesses for the Ming Dynasty, he would have only planned to
Watch over Ding Baiying.
At this moment, He Xie had already forgotten about Princess Tierti who he had just passed...
Qiu Ya felt that her deskmate was looking at her and looked over subconsciously, but when her eyes met He Xie's, she was immediately startled, and then hurriedly lowered her head. Her ears and cheeks were suddenly stained with a bright red, and her heart was beating fast.
!
Emperor He Xie, what a majestic look he has in his eyes? Even if he just looks at a woman with admiration, this look is not something Qiu Ya, a little girl, can bear.
Qiu Ya only felt that the eyes of her deskmate who used to secretly glance at her suddenly stopped being evasive and full of infatuation, and became so sharp and bright, which made her feel a strange feeling that she had never experienced before.
He Xie also realized this and felt that he should restrain himself a little. After all, he was an ordinary citizen now and it was best to "have fun with the people" if he went deep into the people.
On the podium, the teacher continued his lecture: "This is a Song poem. I have all of you previewed it before. Which student can introduce the author of the poem to you? I will call your name... Yuan Hua, you answer!"