"Then what's going on with you? Is your little bird really in trouble? Have you masturbated too much?"
Shen Dapeng felt helpless and shook his head. He also felt that Gao Tianci was a little pitiful. After all, facing a beautiful woman like his cousin all day long, it was obvious that they were like firewood, but both of them had to keep their bodies as pure as jade. How could they be called "Fire"?
"Brother-in-law, let me ask you..."
Gao Tianci paused for a moment, checked that there was no one around, and was about to speak again when he stopped again and kicked all the toilet doors open. After confirming that there was no one, he babbled, "Are you also looking?"
Porn movies?"
Waiting for Shen Dapeng to nod lightly, Gao Tianci seemed to have met someone of the same kind. He smiled with satisfaction, "Why do you think those men in porn movies are so fierce? So persistent? But when I was taking a shower, when I thought of your cousin, I just touched him casually.
Just a few times... Am I experiencing premature ejaculation? I saw a small advertisement posted on the telephone pole, do I need to give it a try? Or should I find a regular hospital?"
Shen Dapeng was completely speechless. He thought there was something wrong with Gao Tianci, but he didn't expect it was just his first time as a virgin!
I was about to laugh at him, but suddenly I thought, if I was not reborn, but was still at this age, I should be a little virgin like Gao Tianci, right?
So, when you touch yourself for the first time, do you also have this kind of trouble?
When I think about it again, although my soul has been reborn, my body is still in the same state as a teenager in high school. I wonder if I am still a little virgin? Will I still feel the embarrassment of the first time?
"What am I thinking about?"
Shen Dapeng hurriedly shook his head, trying to wake himself up, and then glanced at Gao Tianci, "You little virgin, your first ejaculation is almost normal. If you are a child who masturbates and never ejaculates, then you are probably useless..."
"What do you mean? Isn't it enough to hold on for a long time?"
Gao Tianci still didn't quite understand what Shen Dapeng said, and even began to have some doubts, "Have you ever seen porn movies? Those men lasted at least half an hour, and some stayed strong for more than an hour!"
"Are you stupid? Who can stand firm for more than an hour? An animal? If you stand still for an hour, you will turn into a soft-footed shrimp, let alone when you have sex? If you don't believe it, try it yourself."
"real?"
Gao Tianci scratched his head, still a little unbelievable.
"What's real or fake? Little virgins are just like you, just take your time and get better! Besides, who told you that longer time must be a good thing? And who told you that the men in those pornographic films can last for more than an hour?
?When people shoot a film, they divide it into segments and then edit it. If they follow your ideas, they can last for a day, a month, a year..."
"Uh...brother-in-law, how do you know so much?"
"me……"
Shen Dapeng suddenly felt that knowing too much was not a good thing, or that you could know too much, but you shouldn't talk nonsense.
"Anyway, you don't have to worry about your body. As long as you persist in exercising, you will hardly get sick as long as you eat delicacies from the mountains and seas since childhood."
Shen Dapeng said a few words casually, but still couldn't help but lament that education in this era is still too conservative, and sex education cannot keep up!
However, my brother-in-law is quite interesting...
Since he had to attend the school's New Year's party tomorrow, Shen Dapeng couldn't play too late. After dinner, he took a car back to the county. Gao Tianci originally wanted to drive him back, but Shen Dapeng refused.
After all, they had been skiing all day, and they were all tired and had sore backs. Especially after eating, they felt it more clearly. Seeing Gao Tianci almost cry in pain, Liu Yuwei did not force herself any further.
As for Wang Xueying, she is too lazy to care about others. As long as she can return home safely, that's fine.
The next day was the New Year's party that the entire senior class was looking forward to. Many students who participated in the show were dressed up.
Some girls even wear short skirts in the winter, exposing their long legs, with their faces powdered and their lips smeared with lipstick. The innocent little daisies instantly turn into charming poppies.
But it's a pity that everyone's surprise and charm are destined to not continue to be dazzling, because... The party was originally scheduled to be held in the school's small theater, but all classes were informed in the morning that the main power supply of the small theater was aging and damaged.
, it is being repaired and it is estimated that it will take a day or two, so the party will be temporarily suspended.
At this time, the students wearing exquisite costumes and makeup were dumbfounded. The program had been prepared, but the party was stopped when it was said to be stopped?
Perhaps in order to appease the unwillingness of the students, at the request of the head teachers of each class, the school agreed that each class could hold a small New Year party in its own class.
"Students, I guess you already know the school's announcement that the school party cannot be held. However, I see the hard work of our classmates in putting on the show and remember it in my heart. Therefore, our class party today
The meeting must continue, everyone, are you ready?"
"Ready!!"
The students shouted loudly. After all, everyone had worked hard to prepare the program, and of course they had to show it well.
Among the crowd, Qian Xiaohao shouted especially hard. The program he had prepared long ago must be seen by everyone.
"Lin Xiaoxiao, you are the literary and art committee member, and the task of presiding over it is entrusted to you!"
Li Minghui gave instructions and handed the podium position to Lin Xiaoxiao, while he sat in the last row of the class.
"Dear head teacher, dear classmates, hello everyone!"
Lin Xiaoxiao stood on the podium and bowed deeply. She was given a temporary task, so she seemed a little flustered, but after all, she had some literary background. Amidst the warm applause of her classmates, she gradually adapted to her uneasiness.
"In the spring without drizzle, all things revive; in the hot summer without the blazing light, cicadas chirp; in the autumn without the wind, the geese disappear into the sky; time flies, the stars change, and we, in the winter without flying snow, are waiting for the warmth to return to cold; and
While waiting, we also ushered in the new year and the New Year's party that belongs exclusively to our seventh class."
"Woo!!"
The wonderful rhetoric will naturally receive unstinting applause and cheers from the students.
"Next, we have the first show, the sketch "Morning Love!", the performers are Qian Xiaohao, Zhou Ding, Wen Lizhong..."
After the announcement, Qian Xiaohao stood up and walked to the podium. Behind him were two male classmates. One was a tall, thin boy who looked a bit cowardly, named Wen Lizhong.
The other one is short, fat and dark, but has muscles all over his body. His name is Zhou Ding. Maybe in order to show off his muscles, he only wore a vest in the winter. As for Qian Xiaohao, he probably acted in his true colors...