"Our play is called Dongchengxijiu. The content is also about the story of Eastern Evil and Western Poison, Southern Emperor and Northern Beggar. However, this is a light comedy, a pure comedy, without the core of tragedy."
When everyone arrived, Xiao Qian began to tell the story.
Everyone was dizzy and frightened. There was no script anyway, so everyone was panicking.
Xiao Qian ignored it, made everything efficient, and started arranging roles.
"I will play Dong Xie, and Qing Jue will play Dong Xie's junior sister."
"puff……"
Everyone was spraying water down there, but they didn't expect to be so violent when they came up.
"No, you two are about to make your film debut? But can you play Dong Xie? And what the hell is Junior Sister Dong Xie?"
Li Qingjue was even more afraid.
"I...I can't act, don't come to me."
Xiao Qian quickly comforted him.
"It's okay, no acting skills are required, just get high and that's it."
Then the next one.
"Shen Jue, when you play the role of Ouyang Feng, a Western poisoner, you must speak Hakka."
Shen Jue sat down on the ground.
"Why does Ouyang Feng speak Hakka?"
"He is from Taiwan."
Shen Jue's eyes were full of stars.
"Isn't Ouyang Feng from the Western Regions? Why did he become Taiwan?"
Xiao Qian waved her hand and didn't care.
"Isn't this a scene I filmed? I said he comes from wherever he comes from."
Okay, you are the boss and director and you have the final say.
But after hearing this, everyone understood that the movie Xiao Qian was going to make must be very inappropriate.
The remaining roles were quickly arranged.
Liang Jiahui is still the coquettish and cheap Southern Emperor, Li Xiaohan is still the Northern Beggar who speaks Henan dialect, Li Bingbing is the third princess, Jing Qi is Ouyang Feng's concubine, International Chapter is Zhou Botong, Wen Yi is the national teacher, and Bao Fang plays the role of Jiugong Real person...
Among the actors, it was Liang Jiahui, and Bao Fang was very adaptable to Xiao Qian's approach.
This kind of fast food movie is often shot in the Hong Kong film industry. It is not unusual to create in one day, team up in two days, shoot in ten days, and release in half a month.
Everything is simple and the progress is very fast.
Xiao Qian personally drew the costumes in the play, and the local Fudao Chemical Company in Hengdian was responsible for the production, and the goods were delivered within three days.
Shen Jue and Jing Qi's Hakka teachers also arrived. They were very talented and mastered the required lines in a short period of time.
But the more they read the lines given by Xiao Qian, the more the two of them felt that this drama was not serious.
The news that Xiao Qian came to Hengdian to film in person spread like wildfire and attracted many visitors.
On the first day of shooting, Xiao Qian had Zhang Guoshi on the left and Chen Kaige on the right.
The two of them also filmed a scene in Hengdian, but I was more curious about what Xiao Qian was going to do.
After all, there was no news before that Xiao Qian was going to film a movie.
Based on his performance in directing "Dragon Inn", if there was a new movie, everyone would have already hyped it up.
"Hey, it's not a big deal. Ning Han lost money while filming, I just wanted to make up for my finances."
Good things don't go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles.
Ning Han's "Ashes of Time" suffered a huge loss at the box office, and almost everyone in the industry knows it.
However, Zhang Guoshi and Chen Kaige did not mean to ridicule, on the contrary, they felt sorry for each other.
"Mr. Xiao, tell me, why is it so difficult to make a good movie? Why don't the audience understand our ideas? When will the Chinese audience grow up?"
Chen Kaige lamented that Sanlian looked like Zhou Lu Xun and Shuren, with a look of concern for the country and the people.
This is what Xiao Qian dislikes the most.
"The audience is the audience, and it has never changed. As long as you don't always be coy and lecture when you are filming, the audience will definitely buy it."
Their expressions changed suddenly.
"As literary and artistic workers, we are shouldered with the important task of enlightening people's wisdom and supervising social progress. How can we not do our best?"
Xiao Qianxiao didn't even bother to smile, and he was even more rude when he spoke.
"Look at you two, you are so sour. The world will continue to move without anyone else, you are not that important. Just make a good movie and always think about whether there is something or not. What you are doing now is just like the old and the old. Like a stubborn parent, of course it's annoying."
Chen Kaige's face was filled with anger. He was about to say anything more, but was stopped by Zhang Guoshi's eyes.
At this time, if you offend Xiao Qian, can you still get involved in the film industry?
"I heard that your [new] play doesn't have a script. Can it be done?"
As expected, Xiao Qian stopped chasing after her and said with a smile: "It's just a light comedy. Whatever script you want, I'm just filming it for fun."
While talking, the first scene began.
The traitorous concubine of Jinlun Kingdom and his cousin Ouyang Feng rebelled and tried to snatch the jade seal. However, the seal was found where the third princess was, so Ouyang Feng and the traitorous concubine went to hunt down the third princess.
There really wasn't much to talk about in this kind of play, so Xiao Qian briefly narrated the plot and then let the actors let go.
He made a look for Shen Jue and Jing Qi, and then started filming.
The content of "East and West" is poor, but the martial arts action is very exciting. Xiao Qian also kept this in mind and specially asked Yang Jun to help design the action.
Seeing Shen Jue dressed as a Westerner, laughing and talking in Hakka, Zhang Guoshi and Chen Kaige were both dumbfounded.
"What's this picture of?"
Xiao Qian was already in a state of mind, staring at the monitor happily, having no time to pay attention to them.
"You don't understand even if I tell you."
Because Xiao Qian didn't emphasize acting, the shooting speed was very fast. Even if there was a small oversight, Xiao Qian just pretended not to see it.
There is no need to take this kind of play seriously.
Ouyang Feng and his adulterous concubine caught the old king and asked him about the whereabouts of Yuxi. When they spoke in Hakka, the old king also followed suit.
Ouyang Feng cursed.
"You are not Taiwanese. What Taiwanese do you speak?"
"Pfft..."
Jing Qi couldn't hold it back and started laughing.
She quickly apologized.
"Sorry, sorry, my, do it again."
It was also the first time for the extras around me to act like this. They didn't feel tired and laughed along with me.
Xiao Qian didn't care anymore and signaled for a retake.
The second shooting was completed in three minutes. The scene was changed and the palace maid informed the imperial master to escape.
"When you talk to the Imperial Master, you have to act like a robot, do you understand?"
The person who plays the role of the palace maid is a local extra from Hengdian. She is in her fifties and has rich experience, but she has never played a role with lines before and doesn't understand it at all.
There was no other way, so Xiao Qian had no choice but to demonstrate it herself.
As soon as he finished the demonstration, even Zhang Guoshi and Chen Kaige fell down laughing.
"Hahaha, whose robot talks like this? Isn't your product too inferior?"
Xiao Qian didn't feel dissatisfied.
"This is a comedy, and being funny is the most important thing. Look, you all laughed, that means the design is very successful."
Zhang Guoshi and Chen Kaige were stunned. After thinking about it carefully, they realized that this was really the case.
It was Wenyi's turn, and her performance was equally witty and interesting.
"Sister, this is what your line says."
Xiao Qian said in a deep voice about luck, with a constipated expression on his face, and suddenly spoke up.
"It's not me~ I don't want to leave. I have a centipede in my stomach. How can I leave? If you want to leave, go on your own~ Let's go!"
After saying that, when he turned around, Wen Yiren was gone and the voice came from far away.
"It's a shame you can think of letting our national goddess do this. Farewell, bye bye!"
Xiao Qian chased the cicada in eight steps and floated on the water with Qinggong, and captured Wen Yi back.
"You are an aunt now, don't carry the burden of being an idol, hurry up."
Wen Yisheng had no choice but to obey his fate.
Everyone was very curious about the play without a script, and everyone came to the scene to watch it. Just looking at the performances of Shen Jue, Jing Qi, Wen Yi and others, no one had any clue.
Naturally, what you see on the shooting set cannot be compared with the edited version. Viewing it on set, it’s actually very monotonous.
But on the second day, the entire crew was very excited.
Because the two bosses of Starlight, Xiao Qian and Li Qingjue, are also going to act.
"Come on, come on, sit down quickly, melon seeds, peanuts, and beer are all ready. Let's take a good look at what tricks he can play for himself and Qing Jue."
Wenyi greeted everyone happily, and more than a dozen top stars sat in a row, waiting to watch the show.
Everyone is curious about what Xiao Qian and Li Qingjue, two people who have never acted before, will do.
After a while, Xiao Qian and Li Qingjue put on their makeup and came out.
But when he saw the two of them, the big guy couldn't help but laugh.
Xiao Qian was seen wearing a light blue martial arts jacket and black soap boots, which did not match the style of the movie at all.
He didn't care, Li Qingjue went too far.
Wearing pink clothes and a pink hat, the whole person is extremely cute and cute, but she is particularly dramatic.