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Chapter 117 Grass! Shit pops out

Test room.

This is a very important place for the special department. It has gathered the culmination of countless years of hard work by many scientists. Its purpose is to provide humane and high-end equipment.

In addition to practicing meditation, experts in special departments also need to frequently use their special skills. After all, practice makes perfect. It is impossible to deal with evil objects with strong flexibility without some reaction ability.

The one-eyed man is the leader of a special department.

His appearance here attracted a lot of people's attention.

It's not that the one-eyed man is handsome.

Instead, it was the first time they saw the one-eyed man appear here with two strangers, and oh, by the way, there was also a strange chicken.

"He actually brought a stranger here. Could it be that he is the two newly recruited strong men?"

"It's very possible."

"The four seniors in our special department are all here."

They discussed quietly.

The old man must be a strong man, and the young man must be the disciple of the strong man.

It's not that they underestimate young people.

Rather, they are young people who have already replaced strangers in their ranks, so there shouldn't be much difference.

Pretend to be passing by.

Want to eavesdrop on their conversation.

"A lot of people." Lin Fan said.

"It's so big, and there are so many strange things." Lao Zhang's eyes were full of curiosity.

The one-eyed man looked at the two mentally ill patients and pondered in his mind, recalling what Hao Ren had said to him. When communicating with mentally ill patients, what is often important is not whether the language is clear, but that you should be simple and clear and follow their thinking.

.

to be honest.

A little difficult.

He even thought about hiring a psychiatric patient communication doctor to become a staff member of the special department?

"You guys come with me."

The one-eyed man led them towards the inside.

What he wants to find out most now is their cultivation methods. It is impossible to ask them directly. You see...

"How do you practice?"

"Electric shock therapy, half-step cosmic movement method, feel nature."

Look!

What's the difference between saying this and not saying it? This is often the case when playing the piano to a cow.

Come to the scanning device.

The staff was very respectful when they saw the one-eyed man. No matter where they were, they would look humble when they met the leader. But he thought he was not humble, but respected the one-eyed man.

A strong man who worries about the safety of Yanhai City deserves everyone's love.

"Prepare the machine and scan them." the one-eyed man said.

"Yes." The staff member responded.

The one-eyed man looked at Lin Fan and Lao Zhang. They curiously observed the situation around them, just like children who had never seen the world. Anyone who didn't know their situation would definitely be confused when they saw their expressions.

His clear eyes and confused expression make him a good person at first glance.

But having personally endured their brilliance, he knew their dangers.

He was curious about Old Man Zhang's acupuncture.

It's more of a fear.

Curiosity can kill people, so he has always warned himself not to challenge the indelible shadow again because of curiosity, otherwise history will repeat itself.

"Just stand there later and I'll give you a full body check." The one-eyed man said with a smile.

When facing a mentally ill person, he should use his smile to influence them.

If Hao Ren were present at the scene, he would definitely nod with relief. He is a teachable kid, but his smile is a bit fake and his acting skills are not up to the mark.

Lin Fan said: "I am in great health and healthy."

The one-eyed man said: "Be obedient, the inspection will do no harm to you. Look at how tiring the person who worked so hard to turn on the machine is. You can't let his hard work go in vain."

Lin Fan looked at the staff member and felt that, yes, it was such a hard work for people to turn on the machine. All he could do was not let people's hard work go in vain.

He walked up to the staff and stretched out his hand, "Hello, my name is Lin Fan. Thank you for your hard work."

His behavior is normal.

Very friendly and very considerate.

What a friendly way to say thank you.

The staff member looked at Lin Fan in confusion. He was indeed confused. He had seen all kinds of people and had never seen anything like this before.

Bewildered for a moment.

Reach out!

shake hands!

"Hello!"

Two simple words show the staff's discomfort.

Lin Fan walked into the machine with a smile, rolled his eyes, and looked at the round machine curiously.

"I'll check it out later and give all the data to me," the one-eyed man said.

The staff nodded.

The machine is running.

Just like scanning, the light curtain covered Lin Fan's body without any feeling, but for Lin Fan, the feeling was particularly magical.

Many members of the special department were watching.

This is an auxiliary device that checks human body indicators and ultimately produces relatively complete data.

The one-eyed man watched intently.

It didn't take long.

The staff member took the data sheet and took a quick look at it. It was ordinary and seemed to be nothing special. But a young man who can pay so much attention to his head should not be like this.

Could it be that he has some special abilities?

"Head, the data is all here."

"Well, take him to check it out too." The one-eyed man took the data analysis file and didn't rush to read it. Instead, he asked Lao Zhang to check it out as well, and then looked down at the evil rooster with its head shrunk.

He didn't take it to heart.

The existence that was then crushed to death.

If it weren't for the fact that the two people in front of him were mentally ill and communication was a bit complicated, he wouldn't have allowed evil things to appear in the special department.

The evil cock feels the other person's gaze.

Lower your proud head and surrender to the strong.

It always remembers that it is an internal agent and a hero in the eyes of evil things. The suffering it endures now is all for the evil things to win in the future.

Your eyes are indeed full of contempt.

But please always remember that one day my chicken feet will step on your face and look down at you with the same arrogance.

This is the inner monologue of an evil rooster that lays eggs.

The one-eyed man looked at the data in his hand.

A slight frown means that something is unexpected.

"It's impossible."

He looked through it, and all the data showed that the other party was just like ordinary people.

If it were anyone else, he wouldn't think too much about it.

But he knew that Lin Fan was definitely not an ordinary person. He had watched the video many times, and that strength and power were definitely not something ordinary people could possess.

He looked up at Lin Fan.

I saw Lin Fan smiling at him. The smile was warm, but over time it gave people a gloomy feeling, just like in a perverted movie. You could tell at a glance that this guy was not a good person.

The one-eyed man continued to read.

Lost in thought.

There is a problem with this matter.

Later.

Lao Zhang's data also came out, and it was exactly the same as Lin Fan's, both normal.

"Do I really need to try again?"

When I first had this idea.

He felt very scary.

Is it because I have stayed in this high position for a long time and have the idea of ​​​​retirement in loneliness, or am I really just a person looking for death.

For a moment, I gave up this idea.

Check is checked.

But he won't give up so easily.

"Come with me."

The one-eyed man has a new idea.

The testing room is large.

Large enough to accommodate thousands of people.

It is normal to have a runway.

"Have you seen this track? Give it a try. Can you do one thousand meters in one minute?" the one-eyed man asked.

Lin Fan said: "Running?"

Lao Zhang said: "I don't like to exercise very much."

The two looked at each other, then said with a smile: "But we can give it a try."

The one-eyed man knew they were patients and had long been accustomed to their weird way of speaking.

"Let's get started."

He just wants to conduct comprehensive testing for them.

No matter what.

Their abilities must be revealed. As the leader of a special department, it would be a dereliction of duty if he did not even know the abilities of his members.

He stood there with his arms folded and looked at Lin Fan and Lao Zhang.

The two started running.

It didn't have the eye-catching speed he thought.

Very ordinary!

Very ordinary!

Running, running, unexpected things happen.

Lao Zhang accidentally fell down and seemed to hit his knee, "Lin Fan, I can't run anymore, I'm so tired."

The one-eyed man's eyelids are twitching, what the hell, I've only run less than two hundred meters, and you say I'm tired. Am I a stupid fool to waste time with them here?

He didn't turn around and leave.

Instead, he continued to watch.

"I'll carry you." Lin Fan squatted in front of Lao Zhang, "Don't worry, I won't abandon you."

The touching scene made people burst into tears.

The one-eyed man's mouth twitched quietly.

Nothing happens.

Continue to wait and see.

More and more people are watching.

"Hey! Those two were brought back by Tou himself. I went to the Human Resources Department to ask Fia out of curiosity to know their origins, but Fia told me that she didn't know either. Tou took over with full authority."

"It stands to reason that it should be very powerful, but looking at the situation, it seems that even ordinary people are afraid of being more powerful than them."

"I can't understand this speed."

"The head has its own reasons, we can just look at it."

They were a little disappointed with the scene in front of them. They expected to see lightning speed, but what they saw was a snail-like jog. It was really boring.

But even so.

There are still many people watching.

They are waiting.

And a small part of me is not just waiting. I have been practicing for so long and seeing such a warm scene makes my heart warm.

Ten minutes later.

Finally reached the finish line.

Lin Fan squatted down and gently stretched his knees, caring carefully, "Does it still hurt?"

"pain!"

"I'll keep rubbing it, it'll be fine, it will be fine soon."

"Um."

Although the sound is very small.

But the one-eyed man heard it clearly, and in line with the scene at this time, he whispered:

"It would be a shame not to act in a TV series."

In this case, he can definitely attract a wave of fujoshi fans, and Lao Zhang can attract a wave of elderly fans.

There are a lot of people gathered around.

The one-eyed man is a bit embarrassed.

He brought these two people back. Now that there are so many people watching, I don’t have high demands. Can you just behave a little better and give me some face?

There is one more test to follow.

But is it still necessary to test in this situation?

The one-eyed man has gone silent. He is very confident in the two patients. Of course, he is only confident in how serious their conditions are.

Lin Fan helped Lao Zhang to the one-eyed man.

"You seem a little unhappy. What's the reason? You can tell me, and Lao Zhang and I can think about it for you."

"Yes, we like to help others."

The one-eyed man looked at the two people.

The expression is a little weird.

Why am I unhappy? Do you really have no idea at all?

"you……"

Didi!

A harsh sound sounded.

There are red lights flashing on the roof.

This is a special department alert.

In the past, only evil objects with high energy levels would appear.

The one-eyed man looked solemn, the situation was probably not good, so he told them not to run around and hurriedly walked away. Most of the old members were like this.

They are old members and know what this means.

Lin Fan and Lao Zhang stood there, looking puzzled.

The testing room, which originally had many people, was empty in the blink of an eye.

"They're all gone," Lin Fan said.

"What about us?" Lao Zhang asked.

Lin Fan held the hen, rolled his eyes and thought, and said calmly: "Let's go for a walk."

"good."

The two took the hen and left.

When walking to the door.

A huge barbell stands in front of you.

The two iron plates of the barbell are as big as a millstone and are very heavy. It would be difficult for ordinary members to even lift them.

"How can you leave things here? It can easily block other people's paths."

"You should watch more TV news every night."

"Such behavior should not be promoted."

Lin Fan carried the barbell like a plastic toy and placed it on the open space not far away.

Lightweight.

There is no pressure at all.

The staff who had just tested them were cleaning up the messy scene. When they accidentally saw Lin Fan's actions, they opened their mouths and stood there in shock.

It was like seeing a ghost.

Until they left, no one could see their backs.

When the staff member came to the huge barbell, he felt that he was very small in front of the barbell. The iron plate was half as big as him.

He thought for a moment.

Squatting horse stance!

Luck Dantian!

He grabbed the barbell with both hands, his face flushed, and he roared:

"rise!"

Phew!

A fart naughtily came out for some air.

The barbell didn't move at all.

"It's impossible. The data tested just now were all ordinary people. They can lift it, why can't I?"

The staff member is a person who is unwilling to give up casually.

He continued his luck, his anger sank into his Dantian, and he used all his strength to pry the unmovable.

He held his head high, gritted his teeth, and his muscles bulged.

My legs were shaking because I was exerting too much force.

Poof!

The sound doesn't sound like fart.

So wet!

Thick and sticky!

There are certain molecules floating in the air that create a certain odor.

The staff was shocked, covering their buttocks with one hand, crossing their legs and running quickly towards the bathroom.

Damn it!

Shit popped out.

Fortunately no one noticed, otherwise I would have lost face.

He is confused now.

He knew that the weight of the barbell was specially used for training by the strong members of the Buddhist High Court. Of course, ordinary members of the Buddhist High Court could not lift it at all. It was for the truly strong.

And now.

Judging from the test data, he was obviously an ordinary person, but he moved the barbell here easily.

There is something wrong with the machine after all.

Or is it that I am not even as good as a normal person, and already on par with trash.

never mind.

Never mind this.

It's true that you have to clean up the shit that's stuck in your crotch first.

Every day is not beautiful at all.

There are surprises everywhere.

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