Chapter 246 Qingshan Mental Hospital welcomes new patients
Qingshan Mental Hospital.
Dean Hao's life is very comfortable. There is no shortage of money, patients, or food. Every day he watches costume dramas, and sometimes patrols the ward to see how the patients are doing.
Occasionally I see in my circle of friends that patients who have been cured get sick again outside.
He felt a great responsibility and arranged for personnel to recapture the patient for treatment.
Mental illness is easy to relapse. Just because you are cured now, it does not mean that you will not suffer from the disease in the future. After all, the threshold for mental illness is high and low. It is easy to step in and then relapse.
Not going.
Boom!
"Come in."
The director hurriedly came in and said: "Dean, we pulled back a very serious mental patient from the street."
"Oh, how serious is it?" Dean Hao asked absently.
How serious can it be?
After getting used to seeing two mentally ill patients, Lin Fan and Lao Zhang, his mental tolerance has increased to a certain level. No matter what kind of mental patient he is, they are nothing more than that in his eyes.
The director said: "He ran naked on the street, and after being subdued, he actually stuck out his tongue to lick other people's butts in public."
"What?"
Dean Hao was shocked. He didn't expect such a person to exist. "His condition is obviously abnormal. He should not be sent to our mental hospital, but to the bureau."
"Dean, the key is that he said in public that as long as he licks him, he will become an immortal." The director said.
Dean Hao said solemnly: "The illness is very serious."
The director said: "It must be serious, that's why he was sent to us. Now he is shouting ghostly in the corridor. Our female nursing staff are hiding far away, making it difficult to control, so the director needs to take action."
For Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital, Director Hao is their god, and there is no patient that their director cannot subdue.
"Go and have a look."
In the corridor.
A naked middle-aged man was shouting.
"Let me take a lick and you will be immune to all diseases."
"Let me take a lick of the daylight and ascend."
A group of male caregivers controlled the patient's limbs with so much strength that he almost lost control. They had seen many mentally ill patients, but this kind of situation was really rare.
What a pervert.
Sun Neng, the nurse, hugged the other person's arm, her face flushed, and she had already used up all her energy to feed him.
The middle-aged man tilted his head, stuck out his tongue, and wanted to lick Sun Neng's face in a vulgar and perverted manner, his eyes bursting with dazzling light.
"One lick, just one."
Sun Neng was almost suffocated by the other person's bad breath, "Help, his bad breath is really bad. I'm afraid I won't be able to hold on anymore."
Graduated from college.
Became a male caregiver in Qingshan Mental Hospital.
He is full of expectations for the future.
But now...he is really desperate.
Who can come and save me? There are so many people at the scene. You insist on licking me when others don’t. Are you sick? I haven’t offended you. Why are you hurting me like this?
The other male caregivers breathed a sigh of relief.
Being handsome means being able to do whatever you want, while being a mentally ill person means you want to kiss you, but let us go instead. Just tell me whether you are angry or not.
At this moment.
"The dean is here."
Some people shouted that the dean was the anchor in their hearts, and as long as the dean came over, nothing could be done.
"Dean, save me." Sun Neng shouted.
He was almost made to cry by the other party.
"What's his name?" Dean Hao asked.
The director said: "We don't know yet. He doesn't have an ID card, and his family members haven't been found yet."
Dean Hao came to the other party. When the middle-aged man saw Hao Ren, he changed direction and stuck out his tongue towards Dean Hao in a perverted manner, "Lick... take a lick."
Snap!
A crisp slap.
Dean Hao was pumping with one hand, decisively and swiftly, knocking the opponent unconscious.
"Lick what?"
The middle-aged man was stunned for a moment, and then stuck out his tongue crazily, "Lick you, I want to lick you. If you give me a lick, you will be immune to all diseases."
Snap!
Backhand draw.
"What invasion?" Dean Hao asked.
"I want to lick you."
Snap!
"I want to lick..."
Snap!
"I want……"
Snap!
"I……"
“Crack!
"..."
Snap!
Snap!
Snap!
The male caregivers who controlled the mentally ill patients were all dumbfounded. The director must be a bit overbearing, and the slap in the face was a bit refreshing.
For a moment.
The director applauded and said: "The director is worthy of being the director. Just now this mentally ill patient was having a seizure and kept wanting to lick. Now he stopped talking. He has learned it. He has really learned this treatment method."
The caregivers all around looked at her with admiration.
"The dean is so awesome."
"As expected of a master of mental illness, we will never be able to learn this kind of treatment in our lifetime."
“Awesome!”
Faced with these compliments, Dean Hao accepted them calmly, lowered his hands, and signaled everyone not to worship him like this. It was just normal operation, and it was no big deal.
But I feel really happy inside.
It feels so good to be praised by others.
"Go to the kitchen and find a killed chicken and let him lick it." Dean Hao ordered and prepared to lick the butt of the chicken for the mentally ill patient.
"Hurry up and get a chicken from the kitchen."
The director conveyed the words of the dean. As the most intimate person around the dean, he completed the tasks assigned by the dean absolutely perfectly.
A male caregiver left in a hurry.
The middle-aged man, whose face had been slapped by Dean Hao, froze in his heart and felt like he wanted to die.
Nothing wrong.
He is not a psychopath.
He is a secret agent lurking in Qingshan Mental Hospital. His mission is to dig out Lin Fan's situation in Qingshan Mental Hospital. He can teach a mentally ill patient to become such a peerless strongman. There is definitely an expert hidden here.
If there is no expert.
There must be some shocking secret.
So we must sneak into Qingshan.
Being a male nurse or doctor has more important identity requirements, and he has no time to waste. Qingshan has no tendency to recruit people, so it is easiest to lurk in Qingshan and act as a mental patient.
But now...
Mad, you know I'm a psychopath and you dare to hit me.
You must be too courageous.
Jiang Zhonghai knows that he is now a mental patient.
Don't reveal your secrets.
"I lick..."
No matter what if his face is swollen, he still has to lick when it's time to lick. Everyone must believe that he is a mental patient.
The male caregiver returns from fetching chickens.
Dean Hao pointed the chicken's butt at him, "Lick it."
Jiang Zhonghai smiled stupidly, grabbed the plucked chicken and started licking it crazily.
vomit!
Some people can't bear this kind of poison.
Just vomiting without stopping.
Holy shit!
It's so scary. This mentally ill person is definitely a member of the heavy-tasting crowd. I really can't stand it.
The director asked: "Dean, what is going on with him? I have seen many mentally ill patients, but I have never seen such a person who is so obsessed with licking."
Dean Hao was deep in thought, as if he was formulating some idea.
The director took out the banknotes from his arms, tilted his body slightly, raised his ears, and prepared to record everything the dean said, showing a thirst for knowledge.
The caregivers around me were helpless.
In terms of flattery, they are really not as good as the director. The director deserves to be a director. It is really amazing to be able to climb to this position. This skill alone is enough for them to learn.
"According to my research, he may suffer from hyperactive hallucinations and congenital licking disease. This disease does not exist in the history of mental illness and not many people know about it," said Dean Hao.
"That's it." The director suddenly realized, astonished as if he had realized some supreme martial arts. Judging from his expression, ordinary people would never be able to learn it.
This is a professional quality that can only be learned after decades of study and exploration.
The director said: "Then Dean, how should we treat this disease?"
Dean Hao said: "If you want to cure this kind of mental illness, you must undergo electric shock treatment. You will give him a course of treatment later. If he still licks after it is done, continue to do it until he doesn't say anything."
until."
"The reason why he wants to lick so much is because there is an excess of certain hormones in his body."
The director nodded in understanding, "That's it."
Jiang Zhonghai felt bad.
But as a mentally ill person, you must act realistically and decently. If you act fearful, you may be seen through by others.
At this moment.
A nurse said in surprise: "Lin Fan and Lao Zhang are back."
They are the stars of Qingshan Mental Hospital, and the nurses and doctors like them very much.
Although they often play dangerous games, they never harm others, and they just play in a scary way sometimes.
"Come back?" Dean Hao asked with a smile on his face.
Lin Fan said: "Well, let's come back and take a look. We crossed the cross-river bridge from the city, and then felt that we were so close to home, so we came back and took a look."
Lao Zhang greeted the patients in other rooms.
Long time no see.
Missed them all.
Patients in the surrounding wards came out to talk to Lao Zhang.
"I heard that you and Lin Fan went to the outside world to kill the Demon King. I was relieved to see you come back safely. If you need anything, just let me know. With my strength, they will give you some mercy.
of."
"I recently discovered a big secret, but because it's a big secret, I can't tell you."
"Do you know that guy just now? He was very ill. I saw him kissing the chicken butt. It was really disgusting."
"Be careful with him, he is a pervert."
Jiang Zhonghai heard what these mentally ill patients said.
Very melancholy.
A group of real psychopaths said he was mentally ill.
Very humiliating.
He understood that he was pretending to be too similar, and he must give himself a thumbs up. It was right to give him such a task. Only he could successfully and perfectly break into Qingshan.
Not only was he not discovered, but he was actually treated as a patient by a real mental patient. What a successful hiding.
"He is Lin Fan."
While Jiang Zhonghai was pretending to be crazy, he secretly looked at Lin Fan. He was exactly the same as in the photo, and he didn't see anything strange about him. But even so, he was the person the organization was most afraid of.
Strong, very strong.
Lin Fan looked at the person kissing the chicken butt curiously, "What's wrong with him? Is he hungry?"
Dean Hao said: "The patient we just discovered is in a serious condition."
"Do you need Lao Zhang to help him? With Lao Zhang's method, he can definitely be cured." Lin Fan asked. He was very confident in Lao Zhang's acupuncture ability and also very much hoped to help others.
The caregivers around looked at Lin Fan helplessly.
Big brother.
You are also a mental patient. Lao Zhang's acupuncture is really not something that ordinary people can bear. Let him be a fellow patient.
You see, he even dares to kiss a chicken’s butt.
Very seriously ill.
He is terminally ill and has no future.
Dean Hao patted Lin Fan on the shoulder and said: "I believe in Lao Zhang's acupuncture. Since you have the intention to do good things, I have to agree. Then I will leave the rest to Lao Zhang."
at this time.
The place was very quiet.
The caregivers were stunned.
The director was dumbfounded.
Even Jiang Zhonghai, who has always pretended to be a mental patient, is a little confused. Is this necessary? He actually asked a mentally ill patient to give me an injection. Is this how you, Qingshan, treat patients?
But he always remembers that he is a patient, and even if he encounters this situation, he must not show a confused expression.
"Okay, okay, I want to lick you."
Jiang Zhonghai has the potential to be a psychopath.
"Lao Zhang, it's up to you." Lin Fan said with trust.
Lao Zhang said: "Well, believe me."
Lao Zhang, who possesses the knowledge of how the universe works, is full of great confidence in himself.
In the ward.
Jiang Zhonghai was lying on the bed, his body was fixed and he couldn't move. Anyone who encounters this kind of thing would be very panicked. The first thing is fear, fear that someone will do something bad to him.
Caregivers gathered around.
The patients leaned against the glass outside with their eyes wide open, looking inside curiously.
Lao Zhang took out the big treasure from his arms, then opened it carefully, holding a silver needle in his hand, and said seriously: "Don't be afraid, my acupuncture skills are very powerful. I have given acupuncture to many people, except for a few
Other than that, everything else is agreed upon."
Jiang Zhonghai saw the silver needle in Lao Zhang's hand. To be honest, he was a little nervous, not because he was afraid of being stabbed to death, but because this situation felt weird.
If it were a normal old Chinese medicine doctor, he would never say anything.
But now the person giving him the injection is a mentally ill patient.
It put a lot of pressure on him.
Maybe I can scare the other person away by looking like a psychopath, I don't know.
If you think of it, do it.
He is confident that he can do this perfectly, and he is definitely capable if he is sent to lurk in Qingshan.
"I want to lick you..."
Jiang Zhonghai used his perverted ability, sticking out his tongue and making a very vulgar expression towards Lao Zhang.
Lin Fan said seriously: "His condition is indeed very serious, and he is very ill."
"Dean, is this really okay?" the director asked worriedly.
Dean Hao crossed his arms and said, "Don't worry, nothing will happen."
He just watched quietly.
Say nothing.
A meaningful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
Lao Zhang looked at Jiang Zhonghai's tongue and frowned, knowing that something was wrong. With quick eyes and quick hands, he stabbed Jiang Zhonghai's tongue hard with a needle.
"Okay, wherever the disease is, treat it. This is the essence of acupuncture. Don't be nervous. It will be cured soon."
Lao Zhang grabbed Jiang Zhonghai's tongue and dropped needle after needle.
In the blink of an eye.
It means seven or eight needles fall.
This speed is indeed comparable to that of a veteran acupuncturist.