Chapter 324 Evil Monkey: The same costume of Monkey King
As for the white dragon... long after Zheng Tu was beaten violently, he took advantage of the break in his strength and ran away, not even daring to go back to Tianchi.
Human being, I, Baijiao, thank you for eight lifetimes of ancestors.
This is a sincere thank you.
If it hadn't been for Lin Fan, he wouldn't have had his third spring.
Thinking about it carefully, it seems that this human saved his life, otherwise his life would have been lost.
While the adults are drunk and asleep.
The followers started discussing.
Originally, their idea of coming to this planet was very simple. Even if the natives here were powerful, they might not be able to do anything tyrannical. But they didn't expect to encounter such a scary thing.
Fortunately, the other party did not take their lives in the end.
night.
Zheng Tu had a splitting headache, as if it was about to split open. The turbid feeling lingered, and the smell of alcohol was so strong that it still wouldn't dissipate even though he was sleeping soundly.
"Come here, water..."
Followers hurriedly handed over water.
He took the water and raised his head and poured it into his mouth. Then he looked around and found that he was in a strange place.
"Where is this?"
The follower said: "Sir, this is on the mountain a hundred miles away from Tianchi. We were worried that you would encounter a strong enemy while you were sleeping, so we hid here."
"Well, bring me a pot of wine so that I can sober up." Zheng Tu was used to drinking some wine after being drunk, and then the smell of alcohol dissipated. It felt very comfortable. After waiting for a while, no wine was delivered yet, and he couldn't help but
Somewhat angry, "What's going on? How dare you not listen to what I say?"
"Sir, you've all finished the wine." The followers wiped the sweat from their foreheads. To be honest, this was so drinkable that they were afraid of whether the two of them would become murderous because they were drunk.
, attack them directly, this kind of thing has happened before, some strong people are drunk and will kill the people around them randomly to support the drunkenness.
"Have you all drunk?"
Zheng Tu frowned, not quite believing that he had brought so much wine, which was enough for his trip, but now he actually said he drank it all. How much did he drink?
"Yes, all fifty jars in total have been drunk, and there is not even a jar left," the follower said.
Holy shit!
When Zheng Tu heard this, his whole body was about to explode. He had vague memories in his mind. He did drink a lot at that time, but he didn't expect to drink so much. To be honest, if these were not his followers, they would not believe it.
What they said.
"Don't tell anyone about this matter."
"Did you hear that?"
He warned his followers that anyone who dared to speak out would never be polite to them. For him, this was a very shameful thing. It would be really embarrassing if others knew about it.
"yes."
The followers responded.
How dare you disobey.
…
distance.
A deserted place.
There were painful wails.
After taking a closer look, it turned out that there was a figure lying there, and the situation was a bit bad.
Zhuang Xiao didn't expect things to turn out like this.
At that time, I didn't realize what was happening. I just felt a shock wave sweeping over me, and my whole body was blown directly into the sky, completely losing consciousness.
It was only now that I gradually regained consciousness.
Zhuang Xiao looked at the surrounding situation. He was very unfamiliar. He didn't know where this place was. What worried him most now was that he was afraid of encountering danger. With the current situation, it would be difficult to escape if he encountered danger.
"Elder of the clan, are you here?"
No response.
It seems that there is a lot of bad luck.
"Hey, I didn't expect to meet such a guy. Where did he come from?"
Zhuang Xiao stood up and dragged his body, slowly walking towards the distance. It is not suitable to stay here for a long time. He should leave here first and talk to the clan elders to discuss the next thing.
He still doesn't know that the clan leader has been beaten to ashes, and not even a scum is left. Thinking about it, it feels terrible, but he doesn't know it yet.
It's the only thing worth celebrating.
July 23rd!
The climate is not bad and the temperature outside is not low.
inside the house.
The air conditioner outside is buzzing.
They were lying on the bed, feeling the coolness of the room, and were in a good mood. After coming back last night, Lao Zhang immediately smelled the smell of alcohol on Lin Fan's body, which was so pungent.
"It's so comfortable." Lin Fan said.
Lao Zhang said: "I feel very comfortable too."
The evil rooster squatted there. He preferred to stay in the cool house compared to the sweltering heat outside.
As an undercover agent, he always felt that something was wrong.
to be honest.
His purpose of staying around these two stupid humans was to get useful information and then pass it back to him to become a hero in the eyes of the evil beings. But now, Mud, he didn't even get any useful information after all this time.
He never doubts his ability.
I am definitely a qualified and heroic undercover agent.
Just when the evil cock was about to close its eyes and rest for a while.
He suddenly noticed that the expressions of the two stupid humans changed and seemed to become serious.
Lin Fan stood up and said: "Old Zhang, it's time for us to go out on patrol."
"Well, this is our job." Lao Zhang replied.
The two looked at each other.
Smile slightly.
They are hard-working people. As employees of special departments, they have to do their job well every day. This is their responsibility and they must do it perfectly.
"Hen, let's go."
Lin Fan led the hen outside.
The evil rooster cursed his mother in his heart, a thief, you went out on a hot day, your sister.
It's just that...as an undercover agent, he always knows that undercover agents have no dignity.
Outside.
"The sun is so hot." Lin Fan raised his hand and looked at the sky.
Lao Zhang said: "Lin Fan, the sun is already very hot."
"Yeah?"
"Yes."
The two were chatting briefly, as if they were talking about something very important.
The evil cock feels very uncomfortable and the feathers are a bit thick.
Uncomfortable.
There were not many pedestrians on the street. Some people were holding umbrellas and some were fully armed. They were obviously afraid of the nasty sunshine that would damage the white skin of black people.
"Let's go on patrol."
In this city that was once plagued by evil things, they are like guardian angels walking in the light. They not only help others, but also deal with evil things and protect the safety of the city.
If it weren't for Lin Fan.
Yanhai City may have been destroyed long ago.
The plague of evil cockroaches.
The disaster of the devil.
These are disasters that are difficult to contend with.
The shady place in front was a bit lively, with many children gathered around, and laughter could be heard from time to time.
Lin Fan and Lao Zhang were attracted by the situation there, showing curiosity.
Go over and take a look.
It turned out that a middle-aged man was performing with a monkey, which attracted bursts of cheers. Lin Fan and Lao Zhang liked it very much. They found that this monkey friend was spiritual, just like their hen, and seemed to be able to listen.
It's like he understands human speech.
When the evil rooster smelled the smell, he realized that the monkey in front of him was his sibling.
How could it be?
He was a little shocked. As an evil creature, even if he was miserable, he would not be reduced to this kind of situation.
The evil monkey who was performing also felt the breath of the evil rooster and made a squeaking sound with clear meaning.
【Wait until my performance is over.】
Evil cock explodes.
Depend on!
It makes you seem to enjoy this kind of life, but you are an evil creature.
It is simply a disgrace to our fellow evil creatures.
shame.
After a long time.
The performance is over.
Lin Fan looked very happy.
The middle-aged man smiled and said, "Thank you, thank you."
Passers-by who enjoyed watching the show stuffed money into the box, some gave it to others, and some just left after watching it. They were just watching the fun, seeing if they could, but asking for money.
"Lao Zhang, do you have money?" Lin Fan asked.
He didn't have a penny on his body and his pockets were empty. After coming out of Qingshan Mental Hospital, except for borrowing money from others a few times, he didn't have a penny with him. If we want to say who is the poorest in the world, he, Lin Fan, will definitely be ranked first.
Number above.
Lao Zhang touched his pocket, opened it, spread his hands and said, "Me neither."
Maybe it's true.
Only two people who are truly poor to a certain extent can become such good friends.
"His performance was wonderful. It stands to reason that he should be paid, but it's a pity." Lin Fan felt very regretful. He felt sorry for the hard work of others. As long as their efforts brought joy, he should be given some revenge.
What they said was heard by the middle-aged man.
The man looked at the two of them in surprise, thinking, they are both grown up, how could they be so miserable.
Not much else to say, it's really miserable for someone like him who is playing monkey outside, but he can still shell out thousands of dollars.
"It's okay, you can just watch if you like. It doesn't matter if you have money or not." The man said with a smile.
When you go out, you must not be stingy and have a broad mind. These two people in front of you have already dug their pockets to this extent. Why don't you believe that they are really poor?
"You and your monkey performed wonderfully. I should give you what you deserve, but my friend and I really don't have any money." Lin Fan said.
For the first time, he felt bad about not having money.
At this time, the show has ended, and the citizens who gathered around to watch the excitement dispersed.
"It's okay, it doesn't matter whether it's money or not. The pet you raised is very close to my monkey. Look at them looking at each other as if they were old friends for many years." The middle-aged man said with a smile.
Lin Fan looked at the hen, and it was indeed as others said. The hen and the monkey were looking at each other, and they were shouting from time to time.
It's like communicating.
"Do you know where our compatriots are?"
"I have no idea."
"Why are you performing on the street? Do you still remember that you are an evil being? How can we, as evil beings, do such a thing? I just saw it and you really have no dignity at all."
"Then you are being held by a rope by humans, aren't you?"
"I'm undercover. I'm the hero of evil. Please show some respect to me."
"He was very kind to me and bought me a set of clothes that the Monkey King wore. I am living a good life now."
"You are an evil thing..."
"I have the same clothes as the Monkey King."
"You should be like me and do something for your compatriots, they need heroes."
"The Monkey King's same style of clothing looks very nice. He promised to buy me a golden hoop when I save enough money."
"What the hell..."
"I'm very happy."
The evil cock almost exploded on the spot because of the opponent's anger.
"You are not worthy of being an evil creature. You have brought shame on us. I, the evil creature, don't even bother to be with you."