Chapter 044 Dad, save me, I only have one head left!
The driver was deeply shocked by the vice president's back view.
If he were a writer, the scene in front of him would inspire him, and his article "The Back of the Vice-Dean" would touch the world.
The back is tall, thick and heavy.
Block the incoming evil things for them.
Vice President Li was facing the evil object. His back was indeed tall, but his expression was very nervous when facing the evil object. Sweat was dripping from his forehead, he was swallowing saliva, and his calves were trembling. If it weren't for the white coat covering his calves,
, he was exposed.
"Can you be gentler?"
When he stood in front of the evil thing, he remembered that he was a defenseless weakling and could only rely on the iron rod in his hand to defeat the evil thing?
It's better to stop joking.
Use a consultative tone when asking about evil things, hoping that the other party will understand.
The tentacles of the evil octopus were twisting like waves. Suddenly, a tentacle came out of the air and knocked him away with a bang.
"Vice Dean..."
When the driver saw the deputy dean flying back, he forgot everything and jumped up in the air, directly supporting the vice dean. The two of them overlapped and hit the mute man lying on the hood of the ambulance with a loud bang.
The mute man was still writing 'sos' when he saw the two figures flying towards him. He stared fiercely and tried to crawl away but was too late, so he directly used them as a backing.
If he could talk, he would definitely curse.
You didn't save me, maybe it was intentional.
"Vice Dean, are you okay?" the driver asked with difficulty.
Li Laifu said: "It's okay, it's just that I haven't exercised for many years and I have gained some weight. You are very good. As long as we can survive, I will promote you."
"Thank you...thank you, Vice President."
"I don't like to hear this adverb."
"Yes, Dean."
"Run away, it's an evil thing. If you have any conscience, just run behind our backs."
The words just fell.
Li Laifu and the driver fainted, but after all, their overconfidence harmed them.
Lin Fan and Old Man Zhang looked at each other, and saw a hint of confusion in each other's eyes. Just now they were discussing each other's cute questions, and then they saw them fainting.
"Do they have a problem here?" Lin Fan asked, pointing to his head.
"Maybe, it's really scary." Old Man Zhang shrank his head, a little afraid of Vice President Li and the others.
At this time, the evil Octopus came over. It was so powerful that the vehicles blocking the road were pushed away, and some were thrown directly under the bridge.
"It's coming."
"Isn't the way you walk so cute?"
"Well, it is indeed very cute."
Lin Fan felt his stomach and felt very hungry.
Old man Zhang looked around and saw no dangerous people. "No one is looking at us. I'm going to find tools. I have to find them quickly, otherwise when the bad guys come over, they will steal our things."
soon.
The octopus came to Lin Fan, and Lin Fan looked at the octopus curiously. One person and one evil thing looked at each other like this.
A tentacle stretched out towards Lin Fan, pressed under his neck, and then slowly wrapped around Lin Fan's neck. With a gentle force, it could crush a human's neck.
Lin Fan looked at the smooth tentacles, saliva dripping down the corners of his mouth.
He smelled the sea, no... it was the smell of salt.
“It must be delicious.”
Lin Fan couldn't bear the feeling of hunger, so he grabbed the tentacle, opened his mouth, bit down, and tore off a piece of octopus meat.
Screams came.
The evil octopus was trembling in pain and almost shed tears. It could not speak, but it was roaring in its heart.
"Dad, come and save me, humans bite me."
"It hurts so much."
"The baby's hand is broken."
"hateful!"
The evil octopus waved a tentacle and came through the air at a very fast speed. Just when it was about to touch Lin Fan, Lin Fan grabbed the tentacle with a slap.
"Um?"
The octopus was surprised and stunned for a moment, obviously not expecting to be caught.
Immediately afterwards.
It found that it seemed to have left the ground, and saw the human grabbing its tentacles, picking it up and throwing it towards the ground.
Bang!
Bang!
Every time it fell, the bridge deck cracked and cracked, creating small craters.
"Dad, save me..."
The Evil Octopus was dumbfounded, how could this happen? I am the Evil Octopus, and I am very powerful, but why am I being carried and beaten? It hurts so much, it almost hurts to death.
Lin Fan stood there, waving his arms and swinging the octopus left and right.
He felt that the cute octopus was so naughty.
Since she's so cute, let's play games with you.
Old man Zhang was looking for things. In a car, he found a barbecue grill, oil, a knife, seasonings, etc.
He knows all this.
"Delicious Barbecue" was played on TV before, and it made him drool. He remembered all the tools in it. After watching the show, he searched for such a tool for a long time.
"I didn't expect that I could collect something that is only available on TV. I am so happy." Old man Zhang held the tools and was so happy that he almost shed tears.
He always thought these tools were only available on television.
You may never see it in this life.
Just when Old Man Zhang was happy, a panicked voice came.
"Lao Zhang, come quickly, it seems to be dying."
When old man Zhang heard the sound, he hurried over with his things in his arms and asked:
"What's wrong?"
Lin Fan squatted on the ground, poking the octopus's tentacles with his fingers, and said sadly: "I don't know, I just played a game with it, and after playing for a while, it didn't move very much. Come and see, it doesn't move much."
Are you going to die? You’re so cute and you can’t die.”
Old Man Zhang put the tool on the ground, looked at the slightly angry Octopus, and frowned.
"Very serious."
"It's dying."
"I'm going to give it acupuncture."
Old man Zhang took out the needle box that was close to his body. It was given to him by the one-eyed man. He was a good person, but he just didn't want to be friends with them, which made him and Lin Fan very sad.
Hold a silver needle and prick it on your wrist.
The speed is very fast, the position is accurate, and the needle is dropped decisively.
The evil octopus roared in his heart, you bastard, you said it was just for fun, but you are not playing with me, you are killing me.
Lin Fan squatted aside and watched carefully, and pointed out: "This position also needs an injection."
"Okay." Old Man Zhang put the needle decisively.
Second shot!
The third shot!
…
Thirteenth stitch!
When this needle fell, Evil Octopus felt that the situation was very bad. The feeling was wonderful, and his head, which was not very smart, felt very painful.
Human beings, I am an evil octopus baby, you can't do this to me.
My dad will eat you.
The wrist that could originally move slightly remained motionless. Occasionally, there was a nervous reaction and a slight tremor.
Old man Zhang put the silver needle into the needle box and said with a look of regret on his face: "I have tried my best, but it still died."
Lin Fan said: "It looks so cute."
"Yes, the cute one is still dead. Are you hungry?" Old Man Zhang asked.
"Hungry, very hungry." Lin Fan said, touching his stomach.
Old man Zhang moved all the tools over and said: "Look, these are the tools I just found there. I will use these tools, and the cute one is already dead. It must be delicious. We finally don't have to wait, now."
You can eat it."
"Will it be delicious?" Lin Fan asked.
"Yes, it looks so cute, it must be delicious. Just wait for me and I'll get the tools ready."
soon.
Once the barbecue grill is ready, don’t ask how the mental illness came about, just ask God’s will.
Lin Fan sat on the tentacle and used a knife to cut off a large piece of the tentacle.
Old man Zhang put his tentacles on the barbecue grill and poured oil into the stainless steel pot.
Zizzi!
What a delicious smell.
Sprinkle some chopped green onion, pepper, etc...
"Old Zhang, you are so great." Lin Fan stared at it and wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth.
"Hey." Old man Zhang turned into a chef and stir-fried the octopus tentacles, feeling proud.
Both of them were looking forward to it. The aroma came to them. It was really delicious. They felt that neither dogs nor snakes tasted this delicious.
Sure enough, the cutest ones must be the most delicious.
The evil octopus is not dead.
It's still alive.
I just fainted.
It always feels like its arms and legs are constantly separated from the body, which makes it feel very strange.
Wake up hard.
I tried to move my wrist out of habit, but I couldn't feel it at all.
It opened its eyes and found that its tentacles were gone, and in its sight, it found that its tentacles were placed on the fire, exuding a scent. Well, it was indeed very fragrant. No, how could I have such an idea.
Those are my hands and feet.
"Ah! Lao Zhang, it's alive."
"What?"
The two looked curiously at the octopus with only its head left.
Six eyes facing each other.
Immediately afterwards.
Lao Zhang said excitedly: "I succeeded. The knowledge I learned in books is useful. It was saved by me. My acupuncture is useful, don't you think so?"
"Yes." Lin Fan was happy for Lao Zhang, and habitually took a bite of the fragrant octopus tentacles, leaving his mouth full of greasy food. It was really delicious.
The two of them were very happy.
But soon, they regained their composure and squatted on the ground silently, biting the octopus tentacles and saying sadly.
"If it's alive, we can't eat its head."
"yes."
"But it's bleeding. When it bleeds dry, it will die and we can eat its head."
"yes."
Lin Fan and Old Man Zhang looked at each other, with smiles on their faces. They felt that this method was great. They were really smart heads.
Then the two of them sat there, looking at the octopus with wide eyes, quietly waiting for the octopus to die.
The evil octopus with only one head left felt uncomfortable all over after being stared at, and it was roaring in its heart.
"dad!"
"Help me!"
"I only have one head left."
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