The senior director held the thermos cup and said: "Dean, is that the common sense theorist you mentioned earlier?"
"I don't mean anything else, but based on my many years of experience, I feel that there may be some problems with his mental state. Do I need to conduct an evaluation on him to see how he is doing?"
Dean Hao patted the senior director on the shoulder and said, "You have always had a good sense."
The senior director said modestly: "This is all due to the dean's teachings."
look!
He flattered me calmly and not only received praise from the dean, but also put him in a good mood. The art of speaking is an important knowledge point that many young people need to learn throughout their lives.
Dean Hao nodded with satisfaction.
Qingshan Mental Hospital is very good, the patients are very cute, the nurses and doctors are very talkative, and he likes it here better.
come back to the office.
Dean Hao dialed the phone.
He was calling Principal Chen Xiang and wanted to have a good talk with him.
The call got through and the other party was very enthusiastic.
"Dean Hao, don't you feel good? Let me tell you, Chen Xiang is a leader in the general knowledge theory courses in our college. Although he is not very experienced, his theoretical knowledge is still very good."
"I feel that our school can cooperate with Tsingshan to continuously provide talents to Tsingshan. This is also what I have in mind, to increase the employment rate of students after graduation."
Principal Qin is a very thoughtful person.
He has provided many talents to various walks of life.
The common sense theory major is a course he invented, which can be regarded as adding another kind of course to the school. If any student can become famous internationally in the future, then he, the founder, will also be famous.
"Dean Hao, are you listening to me? Do you have any thoughts about this student? If he is trained well, he will definitely become a talented person in the country."
Dean Hao said: "I don't know whether he is talented or not, but what I know is that he has entered the hospital. Brother Qin, don't blame me for not reminding you. You should withdraw from your major immediately. What are you teaching?"
This stuff is completely misleading."
"What's the meaning?"
"Literally, after you enter the hospital, I won't ask you for the medicine fee. The medicine fee belongs to Qingshan. I used to be very confused. If the house price goes up, it will go up. But why should this cemetery also go up? Now I think it is
Understood."
“Why are cemetery prices going up?”
Dean Hao just wanted to continue having a good chat with Principal Qin, but was suddenly confused by his words.
The dean did indeed talk to you about housing prices and cemeteries.
But you didn’t ask anything else, but you asked about the reason for the increase in cemetery prices. Your thinking is a bit off-topic, and I want to give you a good evaluation.
"Brother Qin, what's going on with you? Am I telling you about the increase in cemetery prices?"
"Dean Hao, isn't that what you just said? Housing prices have increased, so I don't know why cemeteries have also increased in price. That's why I asked you."
"Okay, if I have a chance to come to Qingshan, I would like to have a good chat with you."
"Thank you for the invitation. I will definitely go if I have the chance. However, you haven't mentioned the reason for the increase in cemetery prices. Tell me. I lack knowledge in this area."
hang up the phone.
Dean Hao lay on the leather sofa, looked at the ceiling, and silently lit a cigarette.
Slightly haggard.
When I am in a mental hospital, I find that everyone outside seems to be a little abnormal, and often those who are said to be abnormal are the most normal.
Dean Hao smoked silently.
strangeness!
How could you have such an idea?
Inside the ambulance.
"Doctor, I am also a doctor, but I teach common sense theory classes. Although it looks like I am injured, it is actually just an accident. Do you believe it?"
Chen Xiang communicated with the doctor. He was not a talker, but it was said in the movie that you should keep talking and never fall asleep. Once you close your eyes and fall asleep, you will really die.
"Letter," said the doctor.
No matter what the other party said, the doctor was willing to believe the mentally ill patient. Dean Hao personally admitted that the other party had a problem. If he got into trouble with the mentally ill patient, then there was something wrong with his brain.
"Doctor, why do I feel so cold? Do you think this knife cut off my appendix?" Chen Xiang asked.
"Normal situation." The doctor said with a smile.
Usually doctors are aloof.
But when facing mental patients, they will always show the most friendly and warm smile.
Don't ask why you are so friendly.
The question is that the professional quality is high.
Chen Xiang always felt that something was strange.
"Doctor, why do I feel like you are treating me as mentally ill?"
He said what was on his mind.
He didn't feel it at first, but then he noticed that the doctors and nurses looked at him, as if they were saying, this is a mentally ill patient, please be respectful and don't mess around.
They looked at Chen Xiang, and the meaning in their eyes seemed to be very clear, aren't you a psychopath?
certainly.
Although they are not Qingshan psychiatrists, they have had close contact with those two over the years and learned a lot of strange knowledge.
"Haha, how is it possible? How can you be mentally ill? Just lie down and you will be at the hospital soon. You can rest assured that the doctors in our hospital are very experienced. With your little injury, you will definitely be
There is no danger." The doctor reassured.
Chen Xiang felt more and more that the other party regarded him as a mental patient.
"I'm really not mentally ill." He wanted to prove that he was not a patient.
"We know." The doctor said to the nurse.
"You don't know." Chen Xiang said.
"Yes, yes, we don't know, we don't know anything." The doctor said hurriedly.
He feels that this patient is a bit difficult to deal with. If it is Lin Fan and Old Man Zhang, usually after they admit that you are not mentally ill, they will lie there motionless and look at you with a smile.
But now this patient is in a bit of trouble.
It's obvious that everything has gone according to your wishes.
Why are you so disobedient?
Why!
Sure enough, there is a big difference between mentally ill patients and patients, just like the comparison between obedient children and disobedient children.
Chen Xiang felt that they were perfunctory with him.
"I'm not a mentally ill person, why can't you believe me? I'm a doctor. I'm a doctor who just graduated from the common sense theory course." Chen Xiang said excitedly.
Because I'm too excited.
The wound was open and blood was flowing.
"Don't get excited, it's not good for the wound." The doctor said hurriedly.
"I'm really not a mental patient." Chen Xiang felt that he had been the biggest insult in his life, to be regarded as mentally ill by others. What a damn thing.
"Quickly give a sedative." The doctor couldn't suppress the situation. The nurse on the side had quick eyesight and quick hands, and gave the injection directly.
None of them are professionals.
For them, mental patients are a huge challenge. They didn't expect that this patient would be so hot.
Fortunately, they were well prepared.
Whenever you come to Qingshan Mental Hospital, you must take a sedative.
Dare to go crazy.
One injection will make you behave.
In ward 666.
Lin Fan and Lao Zhang lived happily. They drank Sprite and Coke and hid the gas stove in the cabinet.
"Old Zhang, give me two injections. I recently noticed something running around in my body," Lin Fan said.
"OK."
Lao Zhang looked outside and found that there were no bad guys, then he took out the big treasure in front of Lin Fan.
Holding the silver needle in his hand, he looked at it carefully.
A pin dropped.
A silver needle stuck into Lin Fan's head.
"Do you feel anything?"
"No, you can go deeper, I like it deeper."
"Okay, is it deep now?"
"Can."
Lao Zhang pinched the silver needle and pushed the silver needle that was already stuck on his head in. He was constantly observing Lin Fan's expression. When he found that there was no expression, he felt very curious.
Isn't it because I didn't tie it well enough?
"Do you feel it?" Lao Zhang asked.
"A little bit." Lin Fan said.
Lao Zhang nodded with satisfaction, and then slowly performed acupuncture on Lin Fan. Only Lin Fan believed in his acupuncture ability, and no one else believed in him, so only Lin Fan was the best.
And he also believed that Lin Fan could practice.
No one else believed it, and only he believed it.
One silver needle landed on Lin Fan's head one after another, with a neat technique, without any hesitation. He pinched the needle to find its position, and then dropped the needle one after another. It was a miraculous skill.
In the corridor.
Li Ang is in a good mood. He has just been praised by the dean, saying that he is a responsible nurse and has a sense of responsibility. This month's salary will be increased by one hundred.
He thought that he could use this hundred yuan to recharge the goddess's phone bill.
He was licking a goddess recently.
The goddess keeps talking in the circle of friends and the charges are so fast that the phone is almost shut down.
Whenever I see this circle of friends.
He would silently recharge the goddess's phone bill with 100 yuan, and then go to the goddess's circle of friends to like it. The meaning is very clear, goddess, have you seen the phone bill I recharged for you?
He won't say it directly.
But I want the goddess to slowly discover by herself that when one day she finds out that the person who has been silently recharging his phone bill is me, she will definitely be moved. Not only to promise her my life, but at least to treat her to a meal, there is no problem.
Thinking of the bright future, he couldn't help but smile.
another beautiful day.
In front is Ward 666.
He was very curious.
"What are the two patients doing?"
I don’t know if I was frightened by that Chen Xiang thing.
Come to the door.
He took a deep breath, mustered up his courage, and took the initiative to open the door. This was the first time he took the initiative to communicate with a mentally ill patient.