Han Cheng stared, "Damn, how insignificant is this?"
Even a deer dares to ignore me!
Although this is a primitive era and you are all big bosses, you can't bury people like this, right?
The furious Han Shenzi picked up a handful of withered grass from the ground and rushed towards the rude beast, shouting loudly: "Evil beast! Die!"
If this were left to future generations, if people were eight feet away from it, the deer would have been frightened and ran away!
But it was different now. This deer didn't pay attention to Han Cheng at all.
It turned its head and looked leisurely at this little man who didn't walk on four legs and was yelling at him. He didn't understand what he wanted to do.
And while turning his head to look at Han Cheng, he was holding a piece of rapeseed that had just been bitten off in his mouth and chewing it slowly. This posture was as leisurely as possible.
"Mom, let me go!"
When he saw that he was being despised in this way, he stopped booing and was ready to do something practical and let this lawless guy try out his power!
He rushed to the deer, jumped up, and slapped the deer on the belly!
As a result, the deer didn't seem to feel it and didn't care. He even rolled his eyes at Han Cheng, then walked to the next bush and started to bite, leaving Han Cheng alone with his palm raised, ready to slap him again.
Cheng was stunned on the spot.
Damn, this...
This is completely disrespectful of yourself!
He originally wanted to pick up a stone and go over, but then he thought, this would be too cheap for this guy.
Then he searched around and began to pull out the grass on the ground.
Of course I'm not planning to use grass to lure this guy away. Wouldn't that be too cheap for him?
Han Cheng is going to give it a hard blow!
He wants to capture this guy and take him to the tribe. This is such a big piece of walking meat!
You eat my rapeseed, and I'll eat your meat. Let's see who can be more ruthless than the other!
Han Cheng thought fiercely and quickly twisted the straw rope.
Not long after, a straw rope over a foot long appeared.
Han Cheng pulled one end of the straw rope into a tighter and tighter loop, and then walked towards the deer that was immersed in dealing with the rapeseed. When it was not prepared, he flicked his hand and the straw rope caught the unsuspecting deer.
on the neck.
"Haha, you are my uncle's!"
Han Cheng quickly tightened the grass rope and smiled heartily at the panicked deer...
The disgraced Han Cheng got up from the ground, vomited, and threw half of the straw rope in his hand to the ground.
The deer uncle chewed the straw rope that Han Cheng used to tie it up, and snorted from time to time, fully expressing his disdain for Han Cheng's overestimation of his abilities.
Damn it, he was bullied by such a beast!
Regarding this deer, Han Cheng felt helpless for a while.
Uncle Deer didn't care what he thought. After eating flowers, Uncle Deer came towards Han Cheng. Han Cheng couldn't help but take a few steps back. Although this was just a deer and didn't eat meat, it couldn't stand up to its size.
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From the brief contest just now, Han Cheng realized the gap between the two and knew that he was not a match for this guy yet.
Uncle Lu walked to a place two meters away from Han Cheng and stopped. Just when Han Cheng thought he was going to give him a horn, the guy turned around.
Han Cheng was a little confused about what this guy wanted to do, but his confusion was only short-lived because...
"Pfft...~"
Because a loud, long and smelly fart immediately started to sound.
Uncle Lu waggled his short tail, took small steps, and walked away without caring, leaving Han Cheng alone in the messy smell of farts.
"Ahem... vomit..."
"What the hell did you eat!"
Han Cheng wailed, then picked up the stone from the ground and chased Uncle Lu as he walked away.
Scholars can be killed, but not humiliated! Damn, this bastard is really bullying others!
Uncle Deer faced this guy who walked on only two legs, but he was not afraid at all. When he saw it chasing him, it felt so good after expelling its exhaust gas that it started trotting.
With its four long legs, the little monster with only two legs behind it was naturally unable to keep up. The deer uncle, who was in a good mood, was very kind and ran around, turning his head to look at it from time to time. Seeing this overestimation of his abilities,
The little monster almost caught up with him, and then he continued to run forward with an elegant posture on his long legs.
Han Cheng was so tired that he was panting and out of breath. He felt that the shameless guy in front of him was about to become a sperm.
He didn't want to chase him several times, but when he saw this guy standing in front of him with his head turned to look at him, he felt angry, so he chased after him again.
Han Cheng wanted to ask the guy in front of him, who is the real person in our company?
Uncle Deer stopped on a mountain wall. There were more deer here. There were as many as ten or twenty deer, big and small. This made Han Cheng's eyes widen.
Unexpectedly, there is actually a herd of deer here!
From now on, if the tribe is short of food, they will come here to hunt. No matter how big the deer is, even a half-sized deer is enough to give the tribe members a full meal.
These big guys in the ancient world didn't care about Han Cheng who walked on two legs, because the leader had just told them that this guy's fighting ability was not even as good as that of a yellow sheep...
As the leader, Uncle Deer ignored Han Cheng after he came to the deer herd. After all, he was the leader and needed to maintain his aloof image.
The arrogant Mr. Deer walked up to the mountain wall, stuck out his tongue, and started swishing at the mountain wall. The movement was like cleaning shoes.
"This pervert actually practices his tongue like a 'yellow insect'!"
(I don’t know how many book friends have read the hilarious bug. This bug is really hilarious)
Han Cheng, who had been humiliated, cursed in a low voice.
Suddenly, as if he remembered something, his eyes immediately lit up.
That’s right! Animals also need salt to replenish themselves, otherwise where does the salt in their bodies come from?
Is this pervert who has become a sperm not just molesting the stone wall, but adding salt?
Is this rock wall a salt mine?
As soon as Han Cheng thought about this, he forgot about his fatigue and rushed to the stone wall. Without saying a word, like Uncle Lu, he stuck out his tongue and gave the stone wall a lingering tongue kiss.
"Ha, bah, bah, bah...!"
It's astringent, bitter, and all kinds of strange flavors enter your mouth when you take one bite.
Uncle Lu glanced at Han Cheng dissatisfied, and then continued to practice his tongue proudly, licking the stone wall louder.
Understood!
This thing is a salt mine.
In addition to salt, there are many other impurities, which are still far away from the salt that can be eaten directly. If you want to have salt to eat, you must refine the salt.
Han Cheng looked at the continuous salt mine and laughed, "Oh my God! I can finally eat salt!"
It doesn't matter if the salt is impure. As a half-baked science student who has worked in a field rescue team for five or six years, it is not that difficult to extract edible salt from the salt mine!
He found a stone from nearby and smashed it against the stone wall.
Uncle Lu, who was nearby, was a little dissatisfied with Han Cheng's noise. He snorted and walked aside with elegant little steps.
"Thanks!"
Han Cheng cupped his hands at Lu Gong who was walking aside, and then walked towards the way he came from holding the piece of salt mine that he had knocked down, the size of a human head.
With this salt mine, Han Cheng no longer remembered the grudge against the deer for humiliating him.
