"Ohhhhh! kongfu! The cat knows martial arts, and the fat man can't stop it!"
"?????"
"Why did it go by so quickly?"
"It's a special effect. I added special effects to the cat!"
"It is recommended to consume it at 0.5 times speed for better effect."
"Daily brush"
"awsl, lift my big orange high!"
"Fat Cow: I am an expert when it comes to pets."
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Looking at Fatty Niu, who seemed to have no change in density in front of him, he smoked a cigarette silently.
He knew he was on fire.
Just overnight, the material of his live broadcast became popular on the Internet.
From a niche influencer with more than 100,000 fans to a millionaire in an instant, his career is like a roller coaster.
The girl he flirted with before seemed to respond and thought he was quite honest.
It can be said that both career and love blossom...
It's just that it's obviously twice as happy.
But at this moment, Fatty Niu felt a little disappointed.
It shouldn’t be!
Fatty Niu looked at his right hand which was bandaged.
This is no longer an ordinary hand - it has become an excellent material for recent ghost zone up owners.
It seems that there are signs of competition for the hand of a certain senior professional male star in Sakura's local specialty industry.
When the cat cub swept over with its tail, Fatty Niu didn't react at all.
During the live broadcast, he really didn't brag.
Before doing live broadcast, he did open a pet shop and dealt with cats and dogs a lot.
But when he met the cat yesterday, he felt that the orange cat was unusual.
How can I put it, its temperament is very unique.
Fatty Niu recalled it carefully.
The pet store was his first career, and most people's first careers are often based on interest, and Fatty Niu is no exception.
He really likes teasing cats and dogs, which is why he committed suicide yesterday.
When you meet a cat with such a unique temperament, wouldn’t it be a pity not to try to pet it.
This thing is purely itchy and cannot be cured...
Just like a hunter in the game sees a very cool-looking pink rare elite, and then discovers that it also has the words "catchable" written on it.
Even if you get beaten up, you still have to try.
That's what Fatty Niu thinks.
However, his previous mental expectation was that at most he would get a scratch on his paw, and at most he would get a shot of anti-canine vaccine.
The result was just as he said, they didn't move their claws.
Just this finishing touch - are you cosplaying a tiger?
Fatty Niu suddenly felt that the feline's three-axe was really powerful.
When I watched Water Margin in the past, I always thought that the tiger would do something if it flicked its tail.
This time I was swept away by an orange cat and I realized that I really couldn't stand it.
Is this just an orange cat, or is it a tiger? Wouldn’t it just be confusing him with one tail?
The orange cat swept him over and left leisurely.
Looking at that posture, it didn't look like he had just knocked over a fat man dozens of times his weight.
No, the proportion may be slightly lower for orange cats.
What made the fat man even more confused was that when the Taoist priest next to him apologized to him, he seemed to call the orange cat his senior brother.
This is really strange. Fatty Niu felt that he smelled a bit of legendary material.
But, what should a cat with max strength like that like?
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"Senior brother, it turns out you are so strong!"
The little Taoist priest Yu Xing looked at the orange cat lying there lazily basking in the sun and said curiously.
Everyone practices Breath-taking, but why do you feel that the style of painting is so different?
However, I think of my senior brother’s performance when my ancestor was preaching.
Yu Xing felt that it might be his senior brother who came to visit with artists.
Taoist Yun felt that although Yi Chun had a good heart, it was different from human concepts after all.
Now it seems that apart from the ability to get rid of diseases, brute strength alone is nothing.
As a cat with outstanding agility, it is an extremely dangerous existence just relying on the brute force it is showing now.
If someone makes him angry, Taoist Yun doesn't think Yi Chun has the temperament to hold back...
Therefore, the little Taoist priest Yu Xing is now sent to look after Yi Chun.
According to Taoist Yun:
"Anyway, you kid doesn't want to learn my tricks since I can't handle a sword, so why not go help your master raise a cat?"
As a result, Yi Chun had a follower behind him.
Yi Chun waggled his tail lazily. This guy kept following him, leaving him no time to read.
He thought for a while, got up from the ground, and walked straight away.
"Senior brother, how long do you think I need to practice before I have such attainments as you?"
"Brother, I saw a pretty girl yesterday."
"Senior brother, do you think our master knows how to wield a sword?"
"Senior brother..."
"Meow!"
Yi Chun glared at the little Taoist priest, "You have nothing to do to play with your mobile phone. It seems that you usually use your mobile phone to browse Xiaopo Station. It's quite hot."
Why am I so embarrassed to fish at this time?
Fortunately, he has already gone to where he wants to go.
"Hey, senior brother, it can't work over there. That's where female disciples practice!"
After seeing Yi Chun walking towards the ropeway not far away, the little Taoist priest hurriedly shouted.
Yi Chun's ears twitched, but then remained unmoved.
The little Taoist priest Yu Xing stopped in front of the ropeway. After a long mental struggle, he felt that Taoist Yun's instructions were more important.
So, he hurriedly followed.
After thinking about it for a minute? It seems there is hope...
Yi Chun shook his tail, silently counting the time and thinking.
By this time, he had already reached the bottom of the cliff.
However, he was not busy climbing up, but waited there for the little Taoist to leave.
Although, he felt that letting the little Taoist priest go find him inside would kill two birds with one stone.
However, some vague perception prevented him from doing so.
Yi Chun calmly glanced at the palace, and then he realized that it was the place where female disciples practiced.
I always feel like there's some dangerous guy there...
"Huh, senior brother, there is nothing interesting here. Let me take you to the back mountain. There is a waterfall there!"
Yu Xing, the little Taoist priest who came trotting over, calmed his breathing and said.
At this time, a female disciple who was practicing seemed to have heard the noise.
Not long after, there were a few curious peeping glances on the wall.
Yi Chun ignored Yu Xing and looked up behind the steep cliff.
Then, he rushed up directly!
The little Taoist priest Yu Xing's eyes widened in an instant. He raised his head blankly and looked at the orange figure walking straight on the cliff that covered all the sunlight. His mind was filled with questions...
For a long time, the little Taoist priest Yu Xing looked at the empty ground and the cliff where Yi Chun's figure was no longer visible, and fell into confusion.
Where is my senior brother? Where is the older senior brother?
Not far away, the onlookers who were also shocked were amused by Yu Xing's silly look.
The thin laughter made the little Taoist priest's ears turn red at a speed visible to the naked eye!
At this time, the little Taoist priest Yu Xing noticed the iron chain on the cliff.
He looked at the cold iron chains and steep cliffs and fell into thought...