Jiang Han raised the cat cup filled with sparkling water and clinked the cups with his sisters.
"You actually made it to the knockout rounds, in this kind of event."
Du Ningzhuang sighed honestly and directly.
Jiang Han immediately pinched the other person's face:
"You said it as if it was a super accident."
"Indeed."
Tang Wen also squeezed the makeup treasure and turned on the TV with a smile.
Chu Yujun, who was sitting next to her, was playing with a white, soft, almost glowing plush cat lantern.
This is a contracted cat lantern that can make oaths for the witch and remind the witch not to break her oath. Many witches will keep two cat lanterns. If they are fed well, they can even be used as alarm clocks to remind the witch.
Chu Yujun has been acting weird ever since he got this contracted cat lantern.
Jiang Han didn't study her.
In other words, she has become accustomed to the way witches get along with each other. Many times when witches stay together, it is not [socializing], but a feeling similar to [being relaxed in a place with not too many people]
.That is, everyone hangs out together, each does his or her own thing, and doesn’t do anything embarrassing, that’s it.
"Sisters."
Tang Wen sat calmly on the sofa, her somewhat resilient curly hair seemed to be a feature that only appeared recently.
She was wearing an impressive yellow nightgown, like a little yellow duck, but she was not wearing a nightcap. She kept waving the book in her hand and asked:
"Sisters, are there any sisters who are familiar with cat lantern science?"
Cat lantern science?
Jiang Han had to admit that he was a little worried when he heard this sentence, and the cat's tail swayed a little.
But she immediately raised her paw:
"I have an A2 certificate in Cat Lighting."
She took the time to take the exam, and before the exam, she even asked Irene, a real cat lantern master, to give her tutoring lessons.
Tang Wen breathed a sigh of relief, with a smile on his face:
"Sister, I also want to take the exam, can you teach me this? 'How many cats tend to live in a community as a group?', I read the book, it is said that it was written with the help of a giant cat lantern
Tutorial, but it says that more than a hundred pots are needed...Pots? What can be measured in pots!"
Cat light…
Jiang Han shook his cat ears:
"The meow of the cat lantern is the pronunciation of [pot] in the cat lantern language. It is very interesting. It is also the pronunciation of [big kittens] and [house cats]. Cat lanterns do not have the concept of home. Generally speaking, so domestic cats
It should also be translated as [Cat Lantern in the Gathering Place], so this represents the minimum number of them that can serve as [cat companions]."
Jiang Han's knowledge of cat lantern language all comes from Irene. Although the cat lantern witch has her own cat lantern language ability, it is generally the translated cat lantern language. Many times when the cat lantern meows and chats,
Jiang Han had to listen very carefully to hear clearly.
She held up three fingers:
"So one pot is three cat lights, which is the standard unit of measurement for cat lights."
Eileen is a master at studying cat lantern language. The cat lantern language she speaks doesn't even have an accent, unlike Ovelia's cat lantern language which always has a weird Austrian pronunciation.
That's right.
The most recognized cat lantern master in history is Irene. Irene understands almost all the ecology of cat lanterns and a large number of earth energy principles, and is even more professional than Meow Yao.
For example, a witch asked [How did the Mist Fairy Cat Lamp knock out the dim stone with its tail?]
Meow-a-hoo will only answer, "Tap it with your tail, once and then twice and it will be done! Meow-a-hoo!".
Erin, on the other hand, can explain the principles that even cats don’t know and give a perfect answer.
In fact, Jiang Han only took the exam and learned many principles that Mao Deng didn't know. For example, "Rare Cat Deng's subconscious favorite thing" is not fish, not meat sticks, not cat golden paw prints, and more
Not catnip.
But oil.
Produced in the gymnosperm phylum whose origin is in the cat kingdom, there are some huge trees that are specifically classified in the family Pinaceae. After the skin of these trees is broken open, golden butter similar to rosin will flow out. Pour the butter on the meow.
The body can make them refreshed and brighter, and the shiny fur also allows them to be appreciated by their peers.
And it smells great!
...Unfortunately, most cat lanterns do not have this awareness. They will only instinctively rub against the big trees and use the butter left on the trees to make themselves brighter. Only a small number of cat lanterns know how to take the initiative.
Collect, these bad cats are the nightmare cats in Jiang Han’s territory.
Even if ordinary cat lamps know that there is oil in the tree, they don't know how to get the amount they want and how much they can store.
Jiang Han’s Nightmare Cat Lanterns accomplish all this by using a large number of brass tubes.
They implanted 'blood vessels' into the tree so that the tree could release the 'blood' and put it into bottles to use as fine tree butter for the entire Cat Lantern Club and Nightmare Cat. Jiang Han gave away several products.
The box was given to Ovie, and he succeeded in pleasing the sleeping cat lamp, and the well-oiled fur became more fluffy and smoother! This is the beauty of tree ghee.
Tang Wen flipped through the test book and asked:
"What is the other name for the gold coin cat lantern?"
This one is quite simple. Jiang Han said it in less than half a second:
"The fiery cat lamp that lives in a volcano."
Tang Wen nodded cutely, then widened her eyes:
"Oh oh oh...Eh! What?"
She asked in an incredible tone:
"Scorching hot cat lantern? How can it be called a gold coin cat lantern? This, this is completely unreasonable."
"No, that makes sense."
Jiang Han patiently explained to Tang Wen:
"Most of the hot cat lanterns are distributed on Dongyingkong Island, and they are fertile islands with volcanoes. Therefore, these cats are rare cat lanterns that produced food and delicacies before the implementation of the "Cat Lantern Law." They can use local
The rice cakes fried out of the rice are very, very delicious, and they are golden. There are documents as early as 1400 saying that the rice cakes they made were [fried rice cakes that were accumulated, accumulated, and stacked like gold].”
They also paid tribute to the witches, which was also an important part of the food trade between the Japanese witches and domestic witches.
When Jiang Han was explaining to Tang Wen, Du Lingxuan sneaked over curiously:
"Sisters, why are you taking the cat lantern exam for?"
Jiang Han rolled his eyes at Xuanbao:
"It didn't work before, but it does now. The implementation of the "Cat Lantern Law" has allowed cat lanterns to play more and more roles."
"More and more life."
Tang Wen added:
"Even cat lanterns can now go online and place orders. Witches also need salesmen who can sell food to cat lanterns..."
This was Anjie's idea.
But it may be very difficult for cats to understand the question "Why do you have to pay for food when you can get it from a witch with just two meows?" However, it is undeniable that Anjie's approach is right.
