There is a saying about giant cats, "If there are more than a dozen, they will turn around and run away."
Some people think this is a saying about the pitiful morale of giant cats, but... everyone knows the morale of cats. Even the Ansel elves far away have heard that cat lights have low morale. And this saying was invented by the big cats.
Yes, with a cat’s smug and pretentious nature, he wouldn’t laugh at the cat itself, would he?
Therefore this sentence has another interpretation.
That is, for cats with few tails, when fighting cats with many tails, you need to keep a distance.
Jiang Han, the giant cat witch of the Mist Fairy, was deeply aware of this at this time. She had quick reactions and an agile body, and was born with the ability to move at high speed and sneak into the dark lake of shadows. However, she was beaten by the sleepless giant cat witch and the cat ran away.
The tail is like General Griffith's own swordsmanship in Star Wars, seven moves, electric fan, one beating, more to defeat less, and strength to defeat cleverness.
"Meow!"
Jiang Han never expected that before his long-cherished wish of [trying to hang Irene on the sun cat lamp] was completed, he would be hung on the mushroom lamp first. He was forced to look at Du Lingxuan and Angelite
She happily ate lobster, drank carbonated drinks, and nibbled on the pudding that was supposed to be hers.
Du Lingxuan, who had done such a cruel thing, patted his belly and showed no sign of breaking his defense:
"What the hell, little Misty Fairy dares to act so arrogantly in front of the Nine-Tailed Cat!"
Angelette laughed:
"This guy has finished scoring for me and can hang up."
Cruel witch.
Jiang Han swayed his body angrily and dissatisfiedly, swinging over like a swing, reaching for the lobster legs backwards in a perfect gymnastics posture, and happily gnawed them in the air.
The meat is tender, crispy and has clear texture.
It is indeed the delicacy that Anjie brought out to treat her. With this kind of kindness, Mao will definitely open her own trumpet in each segment to snipe Jiebao back to segment B. Friendship, love, hugs and hugs!... Next B
Go to hell, Anjie.
Jiang Han sent his blessings in his heart, but did not 'bless' Xuan Bao again.
because……
whee……
Xuanbao's thighs and buttocks were almost swollen from being slapped by the cat! It's a pity that he didn't squash this bird's mouth, otherwise he would have gotten the perfect girl [Silent Du Lingxuan], which made the cat regretful.
"Jiang Han, can you come down by yourself?"
Angelette asked this question only after Jiang Han had eaten his fifth lobster in a row.
What a cruel witch.
Jiang Han began to think about how to answer this question. If it were a cat lantern, it probably wouldn't be able to "put itself down" because it was fat. Most cat lanterns have the shape of a snowman, which is a small dot on the top.
The ball on top is the head, and the larger ball below is the body. The claws are short and the lower limbs are also short. It is more like a chinchilla than a cat.
But the Cat Lantern Witch can definitely do it.
On the one hand, it comes from the flexibility of cats and the strong tail of cat lights.
On the other hand, there is extraordinary talent.
Jiang Han was determined to answer An Jie's question with action. She bent up and made the posture of hanging upside down and bending towards her feet as seen in previous movies. She even bent so much that she could squeeze her head between her thighs.
Then he stretched out his little paws, stroked the knotted part of his big tail, flattened it, and untied the knot.
She was like a freight car being held by a rope. She fell down instantly after the rope broke. But the strong cat tail in turn tightly wrapped around the mushroom lantern, allowing her to adjust her posture in the air triumphantly, turn around, and gently
Fall gently.
When he touched the ground with his toes, he burst into laughter again and rushed behind Du Lingxuan. He put his head between Du Lingxuan's cat ears and stared at Anjie again.
Snap.
Angelette placed a box of tissues on the table and took off the robe belt on her robe without expression.
"Sister, is this your specialty, or can all the cat lantern witches do this... Holy shit, I'm going to choke you!"
Jiebao's calm voice suddenly changed its tone, sounding like joy, and like an antiquarian discovering a complete tomb of an ancient mystery.
Just because Du Lingxuan lowered her head, stretched her waist forward and bent her upper body back, using the Sleepless Giant Cat Mountain to support Jiang Han's chin.
In the end, the witch could hardly bear it anymore:
"It seems to be a racial ability. I have to see if there is any way to increase the production of cat lantern witches..."
Jiang Han blushed and said:
"The giant cat girl can do most of them."
Angelite's eyes widened, her chin trembled slightly, then she turned her head upwards and looked at the nest of thousands of giant cats in the middle layer.
…
The giant cats in the middle layer seemed to feel something, and collectively made an uneasy meowing sound.
…
Jiang Han and Du Lingxuan had no intention of spending the night in Angelite's tower.
Although Jiang Han is already familiar with An Jie and Du Lingxuan, the two witches can only be regarded as an [acquaintance stage] with each other, following the understanding that the witch acquaintance period is 14+7...
CD time, that is to say, you must have played together for at least 21 times before you can be considered a best friend who can spend the night together.
Although Xuanbao definitely doesn't matter, Jiang Han thinks that Jiebao does.
Even though Jiebao looks the most majestic and heroic among the three chiefs, he has a small mind. (All the three chiefs have a small mind.)
They booked a double room on the second floor of the Witch Bar outside.
This is an interesting place and thing.
On the city of bridges, the bar is a large wine barrel floating smoothly in the river. It is a two-story design with a bar counter in the middle, a dining table and a lamp that can suck the cat lantern in and launch it from the chimney at Namu San supersonic speed.
A powerful odor extractor to remove odors.
As long as you see a wine barrel with a chimney, and the meowing cat lanterns are constantly thrown out of the chimney, this is the bar in the Kingdom of Bridges, because the cat lanterns in the Kingdom of Bridges love to drink the ale produced here.
The second floor of the bar has the feel of a comfortable and lively dormitory, or a single-room Internet cafe, with a bed, a table, a TV and a video player that shares data with the video room on the first floor.
It's like a one-person movie theater.
After changing clothes in the locker room, you can take the key and find the room on the upper floor.
The door curtain seems to be easy to open, but it is tightly bonded to the space. Even with the strength of a giant cat, it cannot be torn off. You must use a key.
After opening it, you can go into the single room.
"The location is good and quite spacious." Du Lingxuan said.
She didn't do anything difficult, but was quite happy.
Because the single room here can probably fit a pot of giant cats. Although it uses cheap space expansion technology, it is very reliable... After all, the entire Bridge Country uses the excess magic power of Anjie, and the quality is ridiculously high.
There was even the invention of such a weird product as [Anjie Magic Battery], which became popular in Asia and Europe.
“It’s so spacious that we can play cat-light sumo wrestling on the bed.”
Jiang Han straightened his nightgown.
The cat lantern sumo she was talking about means that when certain cat lanterns have enough energy, they will bump against other cat lanterns with their furry bellies and make meowing sounds.
If Du Lingxuan were an ordinary witch, she would probably be blushing.
But how could Xuanbao be a normal person? Instead, he was lying in front of the video recorder with a happy face, his cat tail dangling:
"Let's watch "Cat Hunting Documentary Movie" together today!"
